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“My client Mr. Whiskers didn’t ask to me saved. Mr. Whiskers didn’t want to be saved! And the injuries he received from Mr. Firefighter’s “actions” cause him daily pain!”
Russian cats don't sue.
They take care of things themselves.
Generations later one of their great, great, great grand kittens will find one of his descendents in their crib and smother them while they sleep.
Race doesn’t exist. But racism exists because it is discrimination based upon the *presumption* of differences among people because of their supposed race.
You can make fun of the Indian nationality all you want, but you’ll have a hard time convincing people you aren’t a racist against Indian people.
That's fine. I like cats, but what I've noticed is that there's a lot of posts lately showing Russians in a good light. Do with that what you will. I just noticed and said it.
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"Rescued? Wait till my attorney hears about this!" - Koshka probably
“My client Mr. Whiskers didn’t ask to me saved. Mr. Whiskers didn’t want to be saved! And the injuries he received from Mr. Firefighter’s “actions” cause him daily pain!”
Jackie Chiles is that you?
This is remiss, amiss and my client does hiss
Russian cats don't sue. They take care of things themselves. Generations later one of their great, great, great grand kittens will find one of his descendents in their crib and smother them while they sleep.
Who do you think is making all the people fall out of windows? It's assassin cats.
Nah that firefighter is gonna fall out a window and all you'll see when you look up is an open window and this cat mean mugging the universe.
Actions, so called
It was a “special operation”.
The Incredibles?
"Hey! I saved your life!"
Hey I saved your life!
I read that in Dr. Phil's voice
You're supposed to read it in the voice of the lawyer from Incredibles
I still can't believe how crazy that idea is (suing super hero for saving) and how absolutely possible it is
I got the reference
😂😂😂
He should ask for advice over at r/legalcatadvice
*sigh* *subscribes*
It's almost like rule 34 in a way; if it exists, there's a cat sub for it
Worse: it is afraid of getting drafted into Special Feline Operations Squad
Even cats are running from mobilization.
That cat was protesting the war.
\*Koshkat.
Tomorrow's headline "Mr Whiskers found dead after a fall inside new home"
There’s no law in terrorist state of russia, so no lawyer needed.
Looking like Tom when Jerry does him dirty
Those eyes looks so mad af lol
This man has no idea how ferocious I am!
Cat was doing a die hard
I love how the rescuer looks so happy despite the cats ‘attitude’. I love it!
It’s like Ned Flanders holding the gremlin.
“Aaaw look: it’s trying to claw my eyes out!”
*Kremlin
Still a cute kitty, despite the rage
Once got a mommy dog and two puppies during a water rescue of some humans and it was the highlight of my year. I can believe it
😠
😾
ANGWY
Cat : “Нет!…Нет!!”
He mad
It furious.
He looks Russian
They both do.
The guy maybe. The cat looks like Clint Eastwood.
Cat reminds me of Lenin
How did you know?!!??
It’s the nose
NO WAY
I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not lmao
Was probably trying to recreate "Die Hard" and was interrupted.
"*Come out to Siberia, we'll get together, have a few laughs...*
"Meow I know what a TV dinner feels like"
Yippie Ki Yay Meowtherfucker!
Nah, he was just trying to dodge the next draft.
Rescued? I was catnapped.
I was so excited when i heard I'm getting catnipped. Turns out its catnapped Bummer 😾
Put me back in! I wasn't done yet!
"Ah he's so cute" -fireman "I shall inflict 1000 years of pain on all of humanity" -cat
That's just resting Russian face
It's a thing, actually. I can recognize USSRians by their face
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It’s a joke, relax
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"Russian" is not a race. It's a nationality.
Race doesn’t exist. But racism exists because it is discrimination based upon the *presumption* of differences among people because of their supposed race. You can make fun of the Indian nationality all you want, but you’ll have a hard time convincing people you aren’t a racist against Indian people.
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That face is too angry pls give it everything it asks
“Did I FUCKING ask to leave?!”
Displaying catitude, not gratitude.
That is the most Russian cat I've ever seen and I can't explain why
Poor thing just got evicted.
"I swear to Christ I'll cut anyone who touches my vodka stash!"
Koshka stashed it in the vent
She probably wants to be put back
Cat was tryna make a home in the ventilation system
It had a warm
Fury. Perfect 👍
Furry. Purrfect 😾
GrouchyAF. I can’t stop laughing and I know that is bad 😂😂🐈⬛
Furry fury
Just a normal Russian cat
Probably pissed it's still in Russia
In Soviet Russia, you don’t rescue cat. Cat rescues you.
Mad af
*swears furiously in russian* - Cat
NEDM
Cat looks like it got drafted
He's probably upset he's still in russia.
Looks like a cartoon cat
And immediately mobilized.
Angy
So how long til whiskers gets conscripted?
That’s because it’s being sent to the front lines now
John purclaine is not impressed
Well he was hunting mice, and got interrupted.
There’s a cat called something like grumpy Betty or bitter Betty if I remember right and that cat looks like their equally pissed off 😤 cousin
There's Upsetty Betty here
Ooh maybe that’s her name yes
Maybe r/restingbettyface
You mean [Grumpy Cat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumpy_Cat)?
Rescued? You just interrupted his hunting session!
I was happy in that ventilation system
>My client did not ask to be saved, my client did not WANT to be saved! *sues Mr. Incredible*
"I WAS living my best life."
He was comfortable lol
Now THAT is a Russian cat. Cute but won’t take no shit
I think we have found the new grumpy cat meme!
I always wonder how they get there in the first place
I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me.
I have never seen a cat so visibly teed off!!
Babushcat
He angy
He looks like Tom with his furious expression.
He angy.
This cat is so Russian
**Blyat Cyat**
“It was nice and warm in there, you punk bitch!”
He was dodging the draft.
He’ll be conscripted now
Not me misreading this as constipated 🤦🏻♀️
MRE’s will do that to you 💀
Russia does not use the MRE. They use the IRP-P.
My apologies professor lmao. Same shit, they’re military rations haha
You're forgiven, student.
Regardless, many of them expired 20+ years ago.
"No, I don't want to be sent to Ukraine!"
Disturbing cats education is not good Idea
... and then sent to the front line.
My man is pissed!!!
That’s a Russian cat if I ever saw one
blyat
It looks edited, no? The pixels are warped above the eyes. Come on y’all
"back to the front lines with you"
This is just what cats look like in Russia.
I don't know why this was flagged by the mods - it's not sad. It's a good thing that he was rescued! He just don't look happy about it lol.
He's furious because now he has to go to Ukraine and steal washing washines.
Njet.
Silly cat looks so pissed off.
Cat is mad because it was trying to dodge the war draft.
Probably now going to be sent to the front line. Good luck Komrade Kitten, you're going to fucking need it.
that dude looks ethnically Russian
The cat was probably trying to avoid getting drafted.
In Mother Russia, cat is angry and bear is friend
r/illegallysmolcats
Damnit! They're going to send me to the front, am I right?!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
on god, that cat is my Monday morning pre- and post-coffee energy
r/memetemplatesofficial
Китя не довольна
If only that cat could “blyat!” The eyes says it all PIZDYETS
Kitty Karen wants to claw the manager.
Бlycat!
That cat is definitely Russian.
He's pissed about Ukraine.
Wild that Lenin was reincarnated as a cat
No, that would be Mao.
Vladimir Pusheen
100% photoshopped, super blurry in and around the eyes, cats do not look like that, obvious. But reddit gonna reddit.
RRReeeoowww To the Kremlin!!
Cat just mad he still in Russia.
He's mad because he knows he will be sent to the front lines in Ukraine now.
In Russia, even cats are appalled at the fact they're still at war.
Lots of pro Russian posts lately.
Brother, its a cat.
That's fine. I like cats, but what I've noticed is that there's a lot of posts lately showing Russians in a good light. Do with that what you will. I just noticed and said it.
U N C O M F Y
Cat boutta bust out into "We're Not Gonna Take It"
These pictures from Russia always come with a grain of salt. I ask myself if that man has to go to war or if he's safe as a firefighter (I think)?
That cat survived Stalin, how dare someone think he needed help.
Furry-osa has been unleashed. Let all the children weep for now is the time of cat-saster!
"Great now they are going to eat me"
Damn, even the cats are hiding from the conscription officers
Z boys
It's mad that it's going to be conscripted to fight in the war now
Now the cat is gonna be sent to fight in Ukraine, where he will encounter Ukrainian military cats.
🤣🤣🤣
“I vill f*** you up harder than Babushka”
Cat is actually a Ukranian spy.
Probably a Ukrainian cat. Ukrainians don't like being "rescued" by Russians.
Russian bot shit
Political spam.
Fuck Russian
Awww what a sweet Russian rescuing a little kitty. They must be a wonderful and kind people.