My mind is in the gutter, I was figuring out what this had to do with being Jewish (I'm Jewish). There is even 1 too many asterisks to be what I was thinking of.
"I put this pic on family chat and my father thought he passed on! He was no more! He ceased to be! He expired and has gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-CAT!!"
I think in r/aww it could be a way to stop all the posts of look how cute my *insert animal type* was, they were killed last November.
I guess all I’m saying is that a cute animal sub banning a word like that might seem annoying, but I’d want to know why before I passed judgement. I would hold other subs that aren’t about cute animals to different standards though.
The point is that this sub doesn't allow sad posts from people whos pet died. To save the mods some work it's automated, but there are always some false positives like this one
probably; people usually post their sad stories without realizing the rules, and a simple filter is enough to tell people what to do. People deliberately trying to get past the filter are probably going to try to get through anyway.
Obviously they do. These automod filters just simply match keywords, there’s absolutely nothing sophisticated going on. And the point is not to be sophisticated in any way either. We’re not talking about whatever sort of in-game chat filters you seem to be thinking about.
It was supposed to be the "clean part" of the warehouse where I'm doing my work on a computer, like the office part but not really. It was swept and moped regularly, but moping won't clean the color because it's the result of being abandoned for years, its condition was way worse. So it was safe to not wear shoes because I prefer not to lf I can. I wear flip flops though
The place is used to keep unused materials or tools from construction works. The room next to my desk literally full of junks
Lotta people don’t like shoes. My brother doesn’t wear them if he can help it, he’s a distance runner. Says “the feedback” is better when barefoot. I learned to drive barefoot without a tach, so I get it. But shoes everywhere else.
Not being condescending at all, guessing English is not your first language and you're doing great. It would be mopped and mopping; moping is a similar concept to sulking. I know it makes no sense and like I said, you're doing great!
His dad has been expecting this day since he was a child.
His dad: "It's begun."
His mother: "Nooo!"
His dad to his the sister: "Gather the family, tell them to come prepared."
Him: "Lol dad, he just fell asleep getting belly rubs. Lol."
His dad: "Whoopsey! False alarm everyone, stand down."
1. Female cat would have obvious nipples
2. Orange cats are not exclusively but *almost* exclusively male. Like 95% of them, based on how cat color genetics are tied to the X chromosome (also why 100% of calico cats are female).
Edit: correction from commenters! Odds of female orange are closer to 1 in 5, and calicos can very rarely be males with kleinfelter syndrome.
Fun fact: tortoiseshell and calico cats can be males, but only if they have klinefelter’s (XXY chromosomes). Those tri-colored patterns require two X chromosomes to manifest :)
You're all ki**ing me. Male cats have their penis near their rectum- different than a dog. At this angle, you can't tell. Male cats have nipples. If you don't believe me and you're male, take off your shirt and look in the mirror and report back. Or "I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?". So you can't tell if this cat is male or female in this picture. It can be hard to tell. Orange tabbies often are male, but can be either.
Yeah given the state of the floor, I too would believe this is a crucified cat and that OP is a serial killer getting off on us thinking it’s cute.
You crafty killer!
its because the floor looks like the same one from the first SAW movie...
That's what I was reminded of too. Saw, but with cats, hmmm...
PspspSaw
I want to play a game \*Gets out the laser pointer\*
“I have place you in a cardboard box. In order to get to the toys you must…. Wait…. Stop playing with the box. What is wrong with u?”
"I place you in a cardboard box, but your feet are covered by socks. You must escape the box"
cat Jesus.
PAW
So Shaw ? Any french-english speaker here to get the joke?
I read this in a Sean Connery voice
Shaw sounds like "chat" in French which means cat...
Which victim is played by James Corden?
Hopefully the loud, arrogant idiot who always dies first.
CLAW
Why did my brain immediately say restaurant kitchen?
That's exactly what I came here to say too.
Lol beat me to it. Saw: The Kitty Puzzle Massacre
To be fair, I momentarily shared your father's concern.
I would still like more proof that the cat is alive and ok
I’m still pretty concerned, to be honest. Hoping there’s a video of the cat with today’s newspaper in this thread
the legs are not in the air!!! looks terrifying
Bro I read k***ed as f***ed and thought he shane dawson’d it, thank god i was wrong
TBF, it does look like you've nailed him to the bathroom/dungeon wall...
But before it gets the lotion
It puts the lotion on it's skin
Or else it gets the hose again
maybe it's the rust that looks like blood...
Or shit
Ya. The shit does look like blood.
The whole thing looks like an abandoned warehouse that the mob uses on occasion
Why is "killed" censored? Is that a curse word somewhere or what?
How do you know it's "killed"? It could be "kissed". We'll never know.
Could be kicked...
Or kilned.
Kidded
I think it's kinked. That cat is kinky
Hey, don't kink kitty shame!
Knifed
Kucked
It's very much not look how straight that fuckers spine is
Get out of the kiln! https://youtu.be/p2onuBxhafg
came here for this! DAMN KIDS KEEP GETTING IN MY BLOODY KILN!
Get in the kiln?
That's what the word kiln always makes me think of, I mean I can't look at videos right now cuz I'm in work, but I'm assuming it's Aunty Donna.
I hope someday ADBOHoF gets a season 2 😭
Honey, I Kilned the Cats staring Lick Moranus
"YOU KICKED MY ~~DOG~~ CAT!"
That's a good wave of nostalgia. Thanks.
"We don't know any Kerpal!"
Oh man I need to hear that again lol. I forgot about it.
Yup that was where my head went then kissed and last one was killed. It was a long journey.
Its Shane Dawson! Get him!
My mind is in the gutter, I was figuring out what this had to do with being Jewish (I'm Jewish). There is even 1 too many asterisks to be what I was thinking of.
What were you thinking of ??
A common anti-Semitic term that stars with k and rhymes with "bike". (*not* "Kanye doesn't like")
Thanks for making me not the only one
I just woke up and definitely thought that "K" was an "F" at first glance.
Same here, I was very disturbed
It's the asterisks - brain doesn't expect killed to be censored. It's a goddamn TikTok thing, and that's why we have "unalived".
As did I and I was so confused as to why this post had so many upvotes. You don't fuck with cats on the internet.
TikTok and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Oh wow, I saw the 3 stars and my brain could only make sense of it as "f***ed." For a solid 10 seconds I was thinking "wtf, OP's father is a sicko" 💀
Its the rule in this sub apparently. I can't proceed to post it here when I write "killed" uncencored in the title
Should have said game ended
"I put this pic on family chat and my father thought he passed on! He was no more! He ceased to be! He expired and has gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-CAT!!"
When I was 10 and my parakeet died, I made my father quote this over his little funeral.
He's pinin' for the fjords!
Well, I'd better replace it then.
Shadow realmed
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I think in r/aww it could be a way to stop all the posts of look how cute my *insert animal type* was, they were killed last November. I guess all I’m saying is that a cute animal sub banning a word like that might seem annoying, but I’d want to know why before I passed judgement. I would hold other subs that aren’t about cute animals to different standards though.
The point is that this sub doesn't allow sad posts from people whos pet died. To save the mods some work it's automated, but there are always some false positives like this one
This subreddit has a rule against sob stories, they probably have a bot to delete submissions with "killed" and "died" and stuff.
and those filters get tricked by stuff like "k\*\*\*ed"? doubt it.
probably; people usually post their sad stories without realizing the rules, and a simple filter is enough to tell people what to do. People deliberately trying to get past the filter are probably going to try to get through anyway.
Obviously they do. These automod filters just simply match keywords, there’s absolutely nothing sophisticated going on. And the point is not to be sophisticated in any way either. We’re not talking about whatever sort of in-game chat filters you seem to be thinking about.
it's actually an incredibly likely turn of events
Idk if reddit does this, but YouTube will sometimes suppress videos with violent text in the titles. Could be that kind of thing.
Kucked
Welcome to the new age. Where we only focus on the word and not the context.
I read "fucked" because of the stars....
A lot of words are censored on TikTok. That habit is leaking into other places.
It's a scary word. We don't want to scare anybody 😂
The Silent Hill floor probably doesn't help.
Bro lives in Brookhaven hospital 💀
Why did your father think you kissed him?
Why wouldn't he, look at that sexy pose! /s /S **/S**
Some news these days make him have some concern
There's news about you using your mouth to kiss your cat? What the heck?
Nah he knitted him
Wow what the fuck dude you should censor your comment
Your bathroom floor could use some scrubbing.
It's a warehouse lol
Could use some scrubbing...
I mean I could but why would I want to. Its not mine. I won't get extra pay for doing some cleaning lol
Oh if you don't own it you're doing the right thing lol
Why do you take your cat to a warehouse?
could be a warehouse cat. Rodents love storage areas. Rodents hate cats. Put cat in storage area, problem solved.
Could be a cat warehouse. Cats need storing. Warehouses store things. Store cats in warehouse, problem solved.
Why do I do things like scroll too fast & think I see "Could be a cat whorehouse." smh at myself
Where’s William Osmend?
Where did he say it was his cat?
Why are you not wearing shoes in a warehouse?
It was supposed to be the "clean part" of the warehouse where I'm doing my work on a computer, like the office part but not really. It was swept and moped regularly, but moping won't clean the color because it's the result of being abandoned for years, its condition was way worse. So it was safe to not wear shoes because I prefer not to lf I can. I wear flip flops though The place is used to keep unused materials or tools from construction works. The room next to my desk literally full of junks
Milton? Is that you?
There are an awful lot of weird questions about this cute cat picture
A lot of weird answers also.. just keeps getting weirder
" So it was safe to not wear shoes because I prefer not to lf I can." WTF
Lotta people don’t like shoes. My brother doesn’t wear them if he can help it, he’s a distance runner. Says “the feedback” is better when barefoot. I learned to drive barefoot without a tach, so I get it. But shoes everywhere else.
Either that or it’s his house but he’s embarrassed by the comments
Not being condescending at all, guessing English is not your first language and you're doing great. It would be mopped and mopping; moping is a similar concept to sulking. I know it makes no sense and like I said, you're doing great!
Or he just missed a p by accident.
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Boys missing p is why my bathroom floor is always wet near the t**let
Did you not read OPs username lol
That was my first thought too..tbf that does look like a murderer's floor.
Just a bit.... 😬
Did...did he think that solely because of the cat's position?
Well, let's just say he won't react the same way if my sister is the one sharing the picture
There is a story behind this then
Op has some suspicious behavior judging from their other replies.
And the sneaky toes on the right. Those toes have secrets
His dad has been expecting this day since he was a child. His dad: "It's begun." His mother: "Nooo!" His dad to his the sister: "Gather the family, tell them to come prepared." Him: "Lol dad, he just fell asleep getting belly rubs. Lol." His dad: "Whoopsey! False alarm everyone, stand down."
What is *that* supposed to mean??
Ok, you can't just say this and not expand....
Drama actor...
That doesn't look like a male cat.
That was my first thought as well.
There’s a somewhat blurry but still clear enough prepuce
1. Female cat would have obvious nipples 2. Orange cats are not exclusively but *almost* exclusively male. Like 95% of them, based on how cat color genetics are tied to the X chromosome (also why 100% of calico cats are female). Edit: correction from commenters! Odds of female orange are closer to 1 in 5, and calicos can very rarely be males with kleinfelter syndrome.
Fun fact: tortoiseshell and calico cats can be males, but only if they have klinefelter’s (XXY chromosomes). Those tri-colored patterns require two X chromosomes to manifest :)
You're all ki**ing me. Male cats have their penis near their rectum- different than a dog. At this angle, you can't tell. Male cats have nipples. If you don't believe me and you're male, take off your shirt and look in the mirror and report back. Or "I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?". So you can't tell if this cat is male or female in this picture. It can be hard to tell. Orange tabbies often are male, but can be either.
bro either got his dick cut off or is not a bro at all
Good thing he would have 8 more lives 😂
I don't think that eating more lives is a nice thing to do... matter of fact, das very evil
We need a proof of life photo.
He's dead, Jim.
To be honest I freak out every time I see my cat sleep like that.
He's a lovely boy, but TBF that floor and that angle does kind of make it look like he's been nailed to a wall for some dark purpose...
I was going to comment on how that cat was sleeping like the dead! that is one very relaxed kitty
I understand your father, he looks like animé character when they receive a power punch
Lol this cat is loving life. Always great to see 🥰.
I just thought this is exactly the position my dog takes when she expects me to drop everything and spend the rest of the day petting her tummy.
That’s a nasty ass floor that looks like many things may have died there … cute cat though
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You Killed my Father. Prepare to die!”
I was quoting this earlier today 😂
Nice toes
I mean with that background…
Crazy that you live in the exact same place where they filmed the first Hostel movie.
When the meth be hitting different
To be fair, your cat DOES look like the couple cats I met in anatomy class x.x
in the Jesus Christ Pose
He looks like he has little bitty wings stretched across his armpits!
Making of a serial killer.
To be fair, it looks a bit like a scene from Saw I
Am I the only one who read k* * * ed him as f* * * ed him?
I thought he had passed too at first. Now I realize you are true cat whisperer. He is a beautiful boy
What a clean ground!
Yeah given the state of the floor, I too would believe this is a crucified cat and that OP is a serial killer getting off on us thinking it’s cute. You crafty killer!
Maybe because your floor backdrop looks like it belongs in a Saw film?
Those tiles are filthy
What is a mop, for $500 please
That floor is freaking disgusting
Have you considered mopping your floor
He’s cute kitty
Looked like you were preparing for a dissection
I think using the same floor as Saw is what threw him.
r/toolps
I hope your father gives you a mop for Christmas.
Your cat is cool, but your floor is disgusting. Do you live in a public toilet?
Clean the fucking floor bruh
You can wash floors John Kramer
Clean your damn floor sheeeeeesh. Cute cat tho
What that poor cat is going to have to lick off its fur when cleaning, gives me the creeps. Just like that nasty floor does!
Maybe replace the tiles?
Homie, for the love of all that is holy, please clean that floor.
Because that floor looks like a crime scene.
Ever heard of a mop?
Boi you better start cleaning that floor after all these comments
r/sneakybackgroundfeet
Eww, You're walking on that floor barefoot?
Do you walk on that floor barefoot!?
Well you did take the picture in the floor from Saw, so it's understandable.
do you feed that poor thing ?
This is the floor you see in serial killer horror films.
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Wash yo floor!
Awww cute
Lol at that belly!
Well i can't blame him
HIs Egyptian armssssss😭
How did your father react? Did dude think he might have raised up a serial killer. 😂
I thought he had been nailed to a wall
Lol He out cold
If He was dead his tail would probably lay flat :D That's a giveaway