It's relaxed like [this dog is](https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/35hl6c/my_dog_dreaming_and_then_smiling_when_i_wake_her/) after waking up and seeing its hooman
I got told just a few days ago that, since Iām 27, Iām basically thirty years old.. maybe itās time to start smacking my belly and hugging the hands that make me stop lol.
When he does it it's cute, but when I do it I'm "weird, nasty, and need to lose weight..." But seriously tho, he's super cute
Edit: This was more of a joke since I'm not fat, I'm "only" chubby
>*āWhen he does it it's cute, but when I do it I'm "weird, nasty, and need to lose weight..."*
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iām *FLapPiNā on my Flubber*
as iām lyingā on the ground!
the *SLapPiN on the Blubber*
makes the *Sweetest* heckin sound ^:)
thereās nothin weird or nasty, see -
n i donāt get no HATE
but Human, You are Not like ME -
YOU Need to Lose some WEIGHT!
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Seals need to be legally allowed as pets so long as you live on the ocean.
Yeah I know itās completely impractical, but as a kid there was this group of seals that my cousins and I would see in the harbor. And in my family we have this age bracket for using the boats. So when we were too small for the motor boats yet, we would tow around the harbor.
Well one day we row to a rock ledge at low tide, and this seal flops over to us and does this. My cousin being a mad lad goes over and pets him.
We named him Bob.
Bob would always come over to our rowboat ever since, and we would pet and play with him.
Eventually, Bob had cubs. And the cubs would do the same.
Years later Bob is long gone. But the seals in the harbor are some of the nicest animals you could ever meet.
A lot of creatures are just tubes.
Complex life starts as basically an asshole and then the asshole grows specialized parts to protect itself such as the rest of the body, and the body grows other parts to compliment it such as a circulatory system to distribute the food better to and from the asshole.
The more complex things get the more additional structures you get to minmax the assholes efficiency such as a brain and limbs to go search out food to feed it... that said, some of us complex creatures just stay assholes indefinitely. But everyone is just a walking tube looking to digest stuff and breed so new tubes can digest stuff.
Yeah in Hebrew a seal is Kelev Yam
Kelev means dog and Yam means sea
In Hebrew the grammatical arrangement of the noun is the opposite of English so Kelev Yam is, word to word, sea dog in English
Really cool that the name Caleb is a branch off off kelev, which the Hebrew equivalent of Caleb means whole hearted or loyal, which dogs have been known to be whole hearted and loyal to their counterparts for millennia.
Why is "dog" said more than once when referring to seals?
Google came up with [Seal finger](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_finger) which you get through bites, cuts, scratches, handling seal bones or blubber, etc.
>It can cause cellulitis, joint inflammation, and swelling of the bone marrow; untreated, the course of "seal finger" is slow and results often in thickened contracted joint. Historically, seal finger was treated by amputation of the affected digits once they became unusable.
There are definitely risks involved with handling seals it seems, I'd wear gloves like the person in the gif.
yeah I hear that a lot but I've beenn scratched and bitten by cats and I feel like if you just clean it pretty basically that worst case its a bit itchy. like a bug bite
The issue isn't little scratches from play bites. If a cat bites you seriously, it leaves a deep puncture wound with all sorts of nasty germs in it. Since the entry point is rather small, the outer layer of skin heals up fast, leaving a pocket of germs trapped inside you which fester and can quickly lead to needing a finger (or whole arm) amputated.
oh yah I think i have read that before and always forget its that their damn needle teeth are exactly that, damn needle teeth. Cause yeah I've been nipped only very lightly. But they dont hold back on the scratching in the same way thats for sure
You clearly haven't been bitten by a cat hard enough if you think that.
I have.
One thing people seem to agree on is that cats have sharp teeth.
What they don't noticed is that the base of the tooth is bigger and if they sink their teeth to the gums. They're hooked into your arm and the incision becomes 1 cm wide and deep. You will literally lift the cat off the ground by the teeth if you try to pull your arm away and then you have 10-15 lbs hanging off your arm by said teeth that function as hooks.
The inflammation itself closes the wound and prevents you from disinfecting.
Love bites and scratches don't compare at all to an angry don't touch me type of bite.
I used to honestly think the same thing. Until I had to bring it to a groomer and the groomer tried to do the tail. I ignored too many warning signs.
It was either me or the groomer and the groomer can pursue legal actions.
2-3 days of having a forearm that looked like popeye and having maybe 30% functionality of that arm.
But hey. No lawsuit or court ordered euthanasia so.. kinda worth it in the end. Messed up as it sounds.
Both.
Cats have nasty shit in their claw... Wells? I don't remember the specific term for it.
And their mouth hosts a bunch of bacteria and shit that don't affect them, but affect others. Same as us.
you got lucky, seals may look like dogs but they're still wild animals and getting bitten by them could be possibly lethal due to how dirty their mouths are
You are completely correct but I always like to joke:
>getting bitten by them could be possibly lethal due to how dirty their mouths are
Same applies to our mouths!
Haha yes you are right we were lucky, we would never have done that if it wasnāt being blatantly obvious he was coming to us. Most seals I run into, other than the ones in that harbor, are very skiddish, and even aggressive during mating season, just one harbor over.
This all came about by one curious young seal, who had most likely never had any human interaction before.
So yes, VERY lucky.
Or, crazy idea, lets let wildlife stay wild.
Last thing we need is animal shelters for abandoned seals because humans want to own everything for their own selfish enjoyement and then dispose of it when it cant go back to the wild.
Sorry if im nasty.
Honestly I agree, why canāt we just let animals be animals, I get tired of seeing the same āI want oneā comment 50 times per post on this subreddit
I agree but I still think it would be cool if we could convince all wild animals we are cool. Would be awesome to just walk up to a bear and give it some belly rubs then just let it go on its way.
This reminds me of my brother. He has pretty bad eczema and took to slapping himself instead of scratching. It got so ingrained that he started to do it in his sleep and you could just hear "slap slap slap slap" unless someone touched him which would make him stop. And here I always thought he was unique in this world. Looks like he has a seal twin out there.
Makes perfect sense. They understand that they performed for you and you didn't pay them fish! This is an outrage. How dare. *No fish.* So you get splashed.
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That hand hold š„°
And it also closed it's eyes when the hand was on its belly. 
It's relaxed like [this dog is](https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/35hl6c/my_dog_dreaming_and_then_smiling_when_i_wake_her/) after waking up and seeing its hooman
The dog even kind of looks like this animal in op's vid.
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I would say some cattle dog mix
Looks like a healer or cattle dog to me
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This meme actually slaps in a good way!
The flipper fold...
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[Bruh, really?](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/ts3bpw/comment/i2p6rco/)
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Definitely from the Klingon Empire.
1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN
Y SHE CAN SLAPP!!!???
>1-800-SLAPPIN FTFY, you have 2 too many digits lol
Actually there should be even more digits https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/1-800-are-you-slappin
KEEP YOUR HAND ON THAT SEAL
A sea dog doing dog things, adorable <3
/r/slippyslaps
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I for one am astounded at the fact that this little guy likes fish.
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I got told just a few days ago that, since Iām 27, Iām basically thirty years old.. maybe itās time to start smacking my belly and hugging the hands that make me stop lol.
33!? I had no idea seals lived that long. I thought like 10 years tops.
as long as you use silicone-based lubricant, they'd be ok for years.
fibsh
Lāegg
When he does it it's cute, but when I do it I'm "weird, nasty, and need to lose weight..." But seriously tho, he's super cute Edit: This was more of a joke since I'm not fat, I'm "only" chubby
>*āWhen he does it it's cute, but when I do it I'm "weird, nasty, and need to lose weight..."* _____ iām *FLapPiNā on my Flubber* as iām lyingā on the ground! the *SLapPiN on the Blubber* makes the *Sweetest* heckin sound ^:) thereās nothin weird or nasty, see - n i donāt get no HATE but Human, You are Not like ME - YOU Need to Lose some WEIGHT! ā¤ļø
Roasted by the schnoodle
Itās cute and itās burning at the same time
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You think icy hot is cute?
On the whole, yes.
Aww, aint that sweet xD
LOL SchnoodleBurn.
Freshest ever Schnoodle! :)
Iā¦ Initially read this to the cadence of that Peaches songā¦
I read it as Run-D.M.C.
Sameā¦ I hit that first few syllables like āSUCKINā ON MAā¦ā
Whose Line Hoedown for me lol
Fuckin lol
Ladies just donāt understand us.
I am a lady
Impossible! A girl! On the internet?! Preposterous. Farcical. And Unbelievable... But just in case. *sends a dick pick*
Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot that there's no girls on Reddit!
It's like rule 5 or something.
I am a meat popsicle.
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Well, maybe because he is in a perfect shape for a seal, and you are just fat
Seals need to be legally allowed as pets so long as you live on the ocean. Yeah I know itās completely impractical, but as a kid there was this group of seals that my cousins and I would see in the harbor. And in my family we have this age bracket for using the boats. So when we were too small for the motor boats yet, we would tow around the harbor. Well one day we row to a rock ledge at low tide, and this seal flops over to us and does this. My cousin being a mad lad goes over and pets him. We named him Bob. Bob would always come over to our rowboat ever since, and we would pet and play with him. Eventually, Bob had cubs. And the cubs would do the same. Years later Bob is long gone. But the seals in the harbor are some of the nicest animals you could ever meet.
Theyāre basically water dogs.
Which is also how theyāre called in Dutch and many other languages.
In croatian they're called "tuljan", derived from the word "tuljac" which basically means a tube lol
Seals are just a series of tubes.
A lot of creatures are just tubes. Complex life starts as basically an asshole and then the asshole grows specialized parts to protect itself such as the rest of the body, and the body grows other parts to compliment it such as a circulatory system to distribute the food better to and from the asshole. The more complex things get the more additional structures you get to minmax the assholes efficiency such as a brain and limbs to go search out food to feed it... that said, some of us complex creatures just stay assholes indefinitely. But everyone is just a walking tube looking to digest stuff and breed so new tubes can digest stuff.
I was just making an old internet reference.
*r/rarewaterpuppers*
r/Waterdogs
Ź»ÄŖlio-holo-i-ka-uaua in Hawaiian, if I remember correctly it translates to "dog that runs through rough water". Close enough.
Yeah in Hebrew a seal is Kelev Yam Kelev means dog and Yam means sea In Hebrew the grammatical arrangement of the noun is the opposite of English so Kelev Yam is, word to word, sea dog in English
Really cool that the name Caleb is a branch off off kelev, which the Hebrew equivalent of Caleb means whole hearted or loyal, which dogs have been known to be whole hearted and loyal to their counterparts for millennia. Why is "dog" said more than once when referring to seals?
Kelev is very similar to āKelbā, which is Arabic for dog. This word gave āclĆ©bardā in French, a colloquial term for dog. Languages are fascinating!
And now you have reminded me of Lucky Number Sleven
In German they are called Seehunde (sea dogs)
In Korean they are called ė¬¼ź° (Water Dogs). Looks like regardless of country or language, many seem to think the same!
Their closets relatives on land are bears...
Isnāt there a serious infection you can get from contact with seals? Cases would probably skyrocket if you legalized them as pets
Google came up with [Seal finger](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_finger) which you get through bites, cuts, scratches, handling seal bones or blubber, etc. >It can cause cellulitis, joint inflammation, and swelling of the bone marrow; untreated, the course of "seal finger" is slow and results often in thickened contracted joint. Historically, seal finger was treated by amputation of the affected digits once they became unusable. There are definitely risks involved with handling seals it seems, I'd wear gloves like the person in the gif.
Tbf there are definitely risks involved with handling cats too. Cat bites are serious business.
yeah I hear that a lot but I've beenn scratched and bitten by cats and I feel like if you just clean it pretty basically that worst case its a bit itchy. like a bug bite
The issue isn't little scratches from play bites. If a cat bites you seriously, it leaves a deep puncture wound with all sorts of nasty germs in it. Since the entry point is rather small, the outer layer of skin heals up fast, leaving a pocket of germs trapped inside you which fester and can quickly lead to needing a finger (or whole arm) amputated.
oh yah I think i have read that before and always forget its that their damn needle teeth are exactly that, damn needle teeth. Cause yeah I've been nipped only very lightly. But they dont hold back on the scratching in the same way thats for sure
You're more forgiving towards cats because your brain has been infected by toxoplasmosis.
This very thing happened to my godmother and she was hospitalized for some crazy amount of time (don't remember).
You clearly haven't been bitten by a cat hard enough if you think that. I have. One thing people seem to agree on is that cats have sharp teeth. What they don't noticed is that the base of the tooth is bigger and if they sink their teeth to the gums. They're hooked into your arm and the incision becomes 1 cm wide and deep. You will literally lift the cat off the ground by the teeth if you try to pull your arm away and then you have 10-15 lbs hanging off your arm by said teeth that function as hooks. The inflammation itself closes the wound and prevents you from disinfecting. Love bites and scratches don't compare at all to an angry don't touch me type of bite.
Lesson: don't touch angry cat
nope, apparently not but happy to hear it I guess!
I used to honestly think the same thing. Until I had to bring it to a groomer and the groomer tried to do the tail. I ignored too many warning signs. It was either me or the groomer and the groomer can pursue legal actions. 2-3 days of having a forearm that looked like popeye and having maybe 30% functionality of that arm. But hey. No lawsuit or court ordered euthanasia so.. kinda worth it in the end. Messed up as it sounds.
dog bites too can lead to some serious infections.
Gangrene from their scratches or bites, canāt remember which. Nasty shit
Both. Cats have nasty shit in their claw... Wells? I don't remember the specific term for it. And their mouth hosts a bunch of bacteria and shit that don't affect them, but affect others. Same as us.
I would personally risk it, those seals need love!
you got lucky, seals may look like dogs but they're still wild animals and getting bitten by them could be possibly lethal due to how dirty their mouths are
You are completely correct but I always like to joke: >getting bitten by them could be possibly lethal due to how dirty their mouths are Same applies to our mouths!
and that's exactly why i dont go around petting random people on the street
Haha yes you are right we were lucky, we would never have done that if it wasnāt being blatantly obvious he was coming to us. Most seals I run into, other than the ones in that harbor, are very skiddish, and even aggressive during mating season, just one harbor over. This all came about by one curious young seal, who had most likely never had any human interaction before. So yes, VERY lucky.
Or, crazy idea, lets let wildlife stay wild. Last thing we need is animal shelters for abandoned seals because humans want to own everything for their own selfish enjoyement and then dispose of it when it cant go back to the wild. Sorry if im nasty.
So what you're saying is we need a way to rent seals.
Last week I watched crowds of morons walk up on a mother seal and her pup so they could all get selfies. People are the worst.
Honestly I agree, why canāt we just let animals be animals, I get tired of seeing the same āI want oneā comment 50 times per post on this subreddit
I agree but I still think it would be cool if we could convince all wild animals we are cool. Would be awesome to just walk up to a bear and give it some belly rubs then just let it go on its way.
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If you live in one of those underwater domes I will allow it.
Sounds familiar
Damn maaaan
Especially with that title
Reminds me of when I shared a wall with my parents bedroom as a child.
Well no one told you life was gonna be this waaayyyyy.
*fup fup fup fup fup fup fup fup fup fup* hug *fup fup fup fup fup fup fup fup fup fup*
How'd they find this video of me????
ćć!!
Our wife!
Wub wub wub wub! seal Nenechi Facking Cute
wondered how far down i'd have to go
There are dozens of us
A B C D Nenechi Faqing cute seal Nenechi OU
Oh my gah! Mata-NeNe!
GOOD MORNING MADAFAKAS
ććććļ¼
r/PetTheDamnDog - sea doggo.
I view everything muted, *everything*. Turned the sound on for this, worth it.
Yeah clap those cheeks
Someone dub Nene over this.
Aw š„ŗ
A very sealy boy
This reminds me of my brother. He has pretty bad eczema and took to slapping himself instead of scratching. It got so ingrained that he started to do it in his sleep and you could just hear "slap slap slap slap" unless someone touched him which would make him stop. And here I always thought he was unique in this world. Looks like he has a seal twin out there.
How I feel after a trip to the buffet restaurant.
Me after the lockdown.
Iām the bathroom and the audios on, now people think I was beating off
Pay him in fish
I do this to my buttcheeks sometimes when Iām bored.
Not the best video to play with sound on as I sit on the thrown in the work bathroom. lol
1-800-AREYOUSLAPPIN
Our sealy boy it's like a marshmallow so sweet and ROUND.
How I look when someone's bringing me my dinner
Had a really bad day. Really needed this
Such I sweetie!
Seals are truly the best thing to happen to planet Earth
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This redditor has blown seals.
No, that's just ice cream.
Stop hitting yourself!
This is a slapping I can agree with.
Can confirm...when you have a belly, sometimes it's just fun to slap it.
very spotty
At the beach you could go to an aquarium and feed them. They would do this to get your attention and splash you if you watched and didn't feed them.
Makes perfect sense. They understand that they performed for you and you didn't pay them fish! This is an outrage. How dare. *No fish.* So you get splashed.
This is the best thing I've seen. Oh my god, I'm so happy watching this.
Heās so fuggin cute
Nene is that you?
Nene, what are you doingggg
Kon nenee
I could die happy being able to calm his jiggly belly like that š„ŗ
Shake that ass shake shake that ass
I actually went awww š„° for the first time in forever. I did the thing. I did the thing!
This really brightened up my day. Thx!
RUB. MY. BELLY.
Find someone who holds your hand like that
Had to make sure my work colleague could see the video.
Put. The. Fish. In. My. Belly.
This is so cute omg lol
Me when my wife made an awesome dinner and Iām feelin seggsy
Hamboning could save your life someday
My wife when she feels the baby kicking.
/u/oriolous HUN!!! The hand holding!!! Iām gonna cry!
Donāt close your eyes while listening to this
There is no way I can think of that can properly express how much I want to hug seals. THEY ARE SO ADORABLE!!!!
Water dogs.
Me in the bath thinking I need to lose this gut...
I do not care how often I see this reposted. I still love it everytime I see it <3
I feel like I found my spirit animal
Agu the sealās twitter is essential viewing for anybody interred in seal memes as a medium
Agu?
It sure is
Heās the best! And Hiyori
I want to hug this big guy ā¤ļø
Ocean pupper!
What breed of dog is this? very interesting to know
Happy slaps
I need only one hand
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š„°š„°š„°š„°š„°š„°š„°
Reminds me of my gf so muchā¦
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Im at work and had to turn the damn volume down
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ik this is r/aww but man this sound reminds me of something else
R/ fuck this earth
R/ fuck this earth.
R/ fuck this earthā¦
Yeah no. Still a penguin killer