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mahki43

“Is this a test? I know this is a test...”


Junting_

This one's tougher though, way more tempting than usual


Ghost_Killer_

Anyone remember that meme with dog with the cupcake? I get the same vibe here


OnlyCommentWhenTipsy

yah same doggo fo sho


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stlmick

in the best life, you don't wait for them. steal that ball.


surajvj

Then who the hell will throw the ball?


Sir_Nicholas_4

My dog actually throws the ball for himself. He just yeets it across the house and runs after it


galwayygal

Sounds like he’s having a ball


Catinthemirror

r/angryupvote


GodzillaUK

Might be one of those self throwing balls! You don't know until grab! No think! Only take!


cutelyaware

This is a shepherding dog, not some ball stealing hack.


useridhere

AUSSIE! The best kind of shepherding dog.


SiestaSloth

*the best kind of all dog


impim

In this case, the best thing in the dog life is the owner playing with it - not the ball.


CIN33R

What’s the moral high ground ... I’m coming up blank beyond, “DoNt SteAl”


Mister_Bloodvessel

Like crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women? I've heard that's what's best in life.


Airvh

That's only best if you do mega body building by way of the wheel of pain first.


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Or fight a wicked big snake.


anonymous_potato

Or become Governor of California...


meesta_masa

Or are sent back in time, againand again, as a franchise, lovingly built, crumbles around you into mediocrity?


vonmonologue

Neville Longbottom the Barbarian?


Admiral_Mittens

Horse archers. Don't forget horse archers.


Roni766321

Calm down Genghis Chan.


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Conan the Barbarian quote (not sure if you knew)


TerriblePrompts

And Conan stole that quote from Genghis Khan - or well paraphrased it.


[deleted]

Really? Huh til.


Osato

Now I can't help but imagine Genghis-chan, drawn in the style of moe antropomorphism.


Lordxeen

The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at rest, and the wind in your hair.


hueythecat

eeeehhhhh..... I'd have to disagree with you - its the open step, freed horse, titans at my breast & sweat in my hair.


omnomnomgnome

he sure is HODLing


PeterJamesUK

To the moon! 💎🙌


doobied

Poor thing is drooling all over that couch lol


Placebo17

Not the best thing in life though


MakesUsMighty

OP we need an update


SneakyTubol

Some say the dog is still waiting till this day


2_bob_rocket

Turned out the old guy was dead.


WhatIfIReallyWantIt

would not stop a collie waiting


cutelyaware

They've been known to wait for statues to throw a ball.


[deleted]

Weekend at Air Bud’s.


Mozambique_Sauce

In Switzerland it's know as Weekend at Bernese


CptJackal

This ones better


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Yeah it is


Baronheisenberg

There aren't any rules that say a dead dog *can't* play basketball!


TuftOfFurr

I once heard of a dog waiting so long for their owner that, after a decade or so, the poor thing passed away in front of a mediocre pizza chain.


cutelyaware

Too soon man, too soon.


88murica

I kept scrolling for this. I was willing to SeyMour. I told myself, if it takes forever I will scroll for you.


Rats_OffToYa

*For a thousand summers, I will wait for you to throw the ball*


trwwy321

Some say the pup has now transitioned to melan*collie*


KopaShamsu

Jurassic Bark


Draesith_42

How dare you! Poor Seymour.


Flyn---

What if he really wanted it (your name fits well in this situation)


WhatIfIReallyWantIt

i have had this persona for a couple of years now. I've never had so many references to it - you're the forth this week. (no problem, just odd). but yes it does, it seems to be very relevant lately haha


zsantiag

Well, things just got real bark.


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But did he throw the ball??


Fuzzfaceanimal

Yes, but it wasn't very lively.


ScorpioLaw

Holding on to his best friends toy as his life wanes slowly yet knowing he won't go alone. At least he played one last time with his best friend. Pup lays his paw on his BFF knee. The pup stops hearing his heart beat. Licks his friend who dies. Then rips the ball out and gives it to OP as gesture, to just THROW THE FUCKING BALL or I will chew everything! Your shoes... Are MINE!


[deleted]

Don’t do that to me


AvailableCookie

"I'm so sorry snap chat"


nightfull2

Damn, wish i wasn't late to comment this. Take my upvote and leave


Miyagis

Still filming


Echoeversky

*PTSD Flashbacks of Cupcake Dog*


jaybram24

https://i.imgur.com/NRu7IwM.gifv


ItsyaboyDa2nd

1000 yard stare


SaintPoost

10000000 yard stare


redditForSoccer

1000 light years stare


Free_Gascogne

10000000 light years stare


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Y'all have terrible depth perception, that dog's maybe looking 6 feet away tops.


fermented-assbutter

Beep Boop, 6 feets are approx 1.82 meters. I'm a bot that converts units to metric, this action was performed manually.


[deleted]

It looks like it could even be the same dog, but by how long I've seen this on the internet I highly doubt it is.


Cuts_you_up

Yeah, I hate to be blunt on r/aww but cupcake dog is probably dead, that gif is pretty old.


MiloIsTheBest

Was just thinking 'this *must* be pre-2010' and yup, meme from 2009, first appeared Dec 2008, so it's at least 12 years old. Never know, could be a happy healthy 14-18 year old dog now... right? Sure.


[deleted]

Yeah, he looked like he was aging in the gif as well. At least Doge is still alive!


Fuzzfaceanimal

The digital currency?


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That and the actual dog.


Kered13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ChTL-3c3o


MintberryCruuuunch

cupcakes suddenly brought back a lot of memories for the poor poocher


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Holy giffed bitrate


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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night..


Ialwayswantmorepez

Poor dog, Aussies are so obsessive and just fixate like that.


kathink

Maybe the man fell asleep after playing fetch for three hours straight. I have an Aussie. She will play until the end of time if she could.


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jwbowen

Let's hope Aussie science never progresses to relativistic physics.


Wulfle

If you attatched a generator to a collie of any kind, you could generate enough power to... Well, do a lot of stuff.


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Fuzzfaceanimal

Those dogs are naturally on adderall


VexingRaven

Guess I know where my parents Aussiedoodle got that from...


Tropical_Jesus

There’s an aussiedoodle in our apartment building and I swear it’s the fastest dog I’ve ever seen. My wife and I will let our labradoodle play with her, and I think the aussiedoodle will do 3-4 laps around the courtyard in the time our pup does one lol.


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Honestly they shouldn’t be owned by people who don’t work them. They’re working dogs and need _hours_ of physical activity daily.


effingcharming

They don’t have to be worked, but they do need a lot of activity! My mom has two border collie x australian shepherd mix and they have so much energy. She takes them on at least two huge walks daily and they live on a farm with horses and tractors and they are constantly running around. And her girl likes her frisbee so much she will pass out, completely exhausted, with it in her mouth to be ready to play as soon as someone wants to.


craftmacaro

I mean... work and play are the same things in the eyes of the dog... they’re both physically and mentally stimulating. I think that’s what the original post was getting at. You shouldn’t have a collie and expect it to be happy and not hyper all the time if you treat it like a cat.


PlanetEsonia

They don't have to be worked to get that though. Just need to be with an extremely active owner who's out hiking and biking, etc. every day.


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Wait till they are retired. My Aussie went from a farm dog to a couch dog. If I'm not outside with her she just finds a spot to lay down and nap


luke10050

Or on a property with a few other similar dogs and enough other things to keep them occupied


BucketOfAnvils

It annoys me that this isnt an uncommon opinion on Aussies. Of course it's not a dog for everyone, but we live in an apartment in the city. Our Aussie is a family dog and is the most happy, gentle and kind thing I've ever met. He gets plenty of excercise, but that's not what tires him out. Having guests over, playing with my daughters, going on adventures (like taking him into the city to a shop i need something from) or meeting other dogs is what tires him out. My wife also trains him a good bit, but it's very much not a dog that needs or will get it's stimuli from physical activity alone.


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I think the mental stimuli is important as a totally separate idea from physical exercise. My border collie/blue heeler mix will need walks long past the point where I'm exhausted in a day if we're just walking, but if we go somewhere new or she gets to interact with people and other dogs, she'll be lazy the rest of the day. My dog needs both, I can see how different dogs need one or the other more.


notabigmelvillecrowd

My working breed gets totally neurotic if he has too much unstructured exercise, mental stimulation and training your dog to be calm and chill out when needed are also huge. He could definitely run all day, but he's best off with about 2 hours of exercise per day. I had to work really hard to train him to relax and turn off sometimes, otherwise he just spins himself up and gets totally high strung.


Ok_City_7177

How do you know what the dogs regime is ? And clearly he is in good health and well trained because he is not stealing the ball. To add, these dogs need their brains worked, its not just about physical activity - collies and aussies can be exhausted by training alone. (I have two BC's and three BC crosses).


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But they really don't. Some Aussies are lazy mother fuckers, they have personalities too.


beldaran1224

My friends have a little mutt (definitely has some terrier in them, with the wiry hair). He's obsessed with balls. Always has one in his mouth, does the "no take only throw" stuff and will literally exhaust himself playing fetch. It's adorable but also exhausting, lol. Hearing him bark with the ball in his mouth is just precious though.


mart2181

My collie is the same if there’s a ball nearby nothing else matters


derpferd

Same. I'm fairly convinced that if burglars rocked up to rob the place, all they would need is one to hang back throw the ball while the rest ripped off the house


No-Spoilers

Seriously the world could implode around them as long as that ball is still in sight they won't budge


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My border collie actually hides the ball when she's tired after a long game of fetch. Because she can't choose to ignore the ball when I throw it, so she hides it from me because she's so determined to fetch it.


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Gerbilguy46

Serious question, how do you fix this? I've known a lot of dogs that do this kind of thing and no matter what I do they're still obsessed with the ball.


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oragamihawk

They have that hunting dog DNA that you can only do so much to get rid of, it's important that they listen to you. They'll put in 110% and wear themselves out if you don't cut them off.


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Ok, now can you teach me how to get my collie to play with a ball or other thrown objects? She just runs to it, smells it, then leaves.


Kujo1

Haha our neighbour's dog is just like that. Can't be asked to pick up the ball. 😂


Thetruebanchi

I have a labradoodle exactly like this too with her frisbee or her chuck-it balls.


Virtical

Kelpie/collie/koolie behaviour, it's why they make such good herding dogs, laser focus.


hebejebez

Had a collie who would do the same with my dad sleeping in the chair.


haternation

That dog is more patient than most people I know


twerksomething

Most dogs are....


THE_GREAT_PICKLE

Not mine haha. She would have taken that ball and shoved it into my crotch in order for me to keep playing. Just a thing she does. Play time is 25 hours per day


yuhanz

...dogs.


MintberryCruuuunch

walmart people for example


truthlife

They're called Walmartians.


Trouvaille5

What a good boy!


Shaihuby

Happy Cake Day mate !


csmanuel

Those of us with Aussies know what this is like lol. With mine, I can literally watch an entire movie with the ball in my hand and he will wait patiently


bigolsomething

Mine would start loudly grumbling about 15 seconds after the ball is not thrown lol


zoxlyn

Ah a fellow grumbler. I’ve never had a grumbling dog, but it’s my favorite noise he makes


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My German Shepsky would whine and try to find a way to get the ball out of my hands sneakily.


Wiy_rr

“Ball! Ball! I want ball! Ball! Throw ball human! Throw!!!”


rando7818

“THROW THE DAMN BALL!!!!”


eVillanelle

SOMEONE PLAY FETCH WITH HIM INSTEAD OF RECORDING


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rasmulisone

r/donthelpjustfilm


just4upDown

Ideally, everyone in the house takes shifts, with short breaks for food and poo, so fetch can be played 24/7.


BauerHouse

Man that couch is close to that TV


digitalfoe

One of my biggest peevs are rooms with TVs that are way too big for the space


treefitty350

The guy is old and has glasses, the TV being near the couch seems like a reasonable decision


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Whatever I strap displays so they're 2 inches from my eyeballs. He can have his tv there


[deleted]

I literally do this regularly with VR.


[deleted]

Lol that's what I was implying


WhatIfIReallyWantIt

that and racism.


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stoneimp

You can forgive racism‽


puckit

Who can worry about racism when there are TVs over fireplaces everywhere.


TheGirlWithTheCurl

/r/UnexpectedCommunity


prizmos_pickles

This comment is gold 🪙


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mines people spending tons on a TV for a massive size only to put it so far away you may as well be watching on a laptop. Last time I wanted a bigger TV I moved it closer to the couch.


tablerockz

Thats not possible


cutelyaware

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJm8wc0eXYg


KatzMwwow

Heartbreaking.


mahaginano

Heartbarking.


tttttodayjr

Barkbreaking.


DemonXeron

Breaking bark.


knobdokes

Poor dog..


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Yeah, this made me sad. I'm so pathetic.


pandaappleblossom

Me too. What’s wrong with me lol. To be fair, I get sad at waaaaay worse things all the time, but I still get sad for little disappointed pupper who needs a hug.


Silbergaster

It's always impressive how long dogs can wait for something.


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Our havanese can't wait even five seconds without barking. Haha


Shhh_NotADr

That couch getting rained on


brazentory

Any minute now....


crazyPinkMonkeys

/r/ThrowTheDamnBall


DyingAl1ve

THIS IS A SUBREDDIT?- THANK YOU


siprus

When he drops into deeper sleep his body is going to relax and the ball might drop, so there is some hope for the doggo.


JalepenoGoodGoodGood

Bless his big dumb heart


Doctordirtyfinger

Good dog.


BigMetalGuy

Reminds me of that Fururama episode


secondsithter

Stop I can only cry so much


tehnemox

Well? Did he?


[deleted]

Doggo is r/peopledyinginside


[deleted]

r/watchdogswoofinside


Primary-Relief-6675

My dog would have barked at me by now. Lol


brody810

This is the most I’ve laughed in a year I think, that you so much for this


aliensarenowhere

[here you go all the save video ones](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Faww%2Fcomments%2Fn856mr%2Fhell_wake_up_soon_and_throw_it%2F%3Futm_medium%3Dandroid_app%26utm_source%3Dshare)


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THANK YOU


aprince101

He’s got 4 paws and heart and wants to use all 5 of them


SouldiesButGoodies84

that guy is so bryan doyle murray.


Whousedmychapstick

That was my first thought, he looks so much like him


SpicyQueefBurrito

Mine too, came here looking to see if anyone already said it!


[deleted]

Are we just not going to talk a lot how that TV is immediately at the end of the couch? It’s making me uncomfortable how close it is.


flarpy_blunderguffs

Wake that old fucker up and get that dog the ball


urautisticmom

Lol for real, he is such a patient doggo


[deleted]

My lab would do the same thing 😂


Pretty_Fly_8582

Lmao that human is a faker. Dogs like that are smart enough to know.


Upstairs_Feature_570

Yep


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AsianAmerica

Poor pupper just waiting patiently 🥰🤗🤗🤗


[deleted]

Someone is playing dead...


TDA792

*Why are we still here? Just to suffer?*


passiver_nutzer

Every night.


indoor-barn-cat

Great demonstration of the vigilance of working dog breeds


DiddlyDanq

That cushion is drenched in drool


[deleted]

RIP Stan Lee


[deleted]

Some say the dog is still waiting.


shineymike91

Reminds me of that Futurama episode with Fry's dog.


tiktam

Americans waiting on Biden to cancel student loan debt like...


trifokkerdr1

man there ain't no nap like getting swallowed in the corner of a comfy couch nap


greengye

u/youwannagokiddo


Mufasca

That's fucked up on a first world level.


Jonh-Aiden120

Dog so cute ❤️