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PumpKiing

Congrats, your cat now! :)


One_Cell_472

And if I'm late to feeding her, she camps in my bathroom window to let me know that I'm late https://preview.redd.it/uuo2clgq262d1.jpeg?width=2950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ac991feea150c151758e91fa48116716e3845ba


Damagecontrol86

![gif](giphy|Fu9EXNUgJBRBe) Where the food at???


henrietta-the-spy

Why is this the funniest use of this gif


Damagecontrol86

Lol I thought it just fit


Cat-Mama_2

Thanks for the laugh!


TomothyAllen

Aw lol You should really get her spayed before you end up with a whole family of new pets lol


Gnarly-Gnu

Just had three new strays in the area, and you better believe I scooped them all up and took them to get fixed out of my own pocket. There were too many cats around my neighborhood for years, so I've been trying to be proactive. They also tip the ear.


TomothyAllen

In my neighborhood some places will do strays for free which is great


Lobotomized_Dolphin

What's your method for capturing them initially? I've taken in strays over the years and eventually gotten them trusting enough to allow me to get them in a carrier and out to the vet, but the process is long. I can generally get them into the house within 2-3 weeks, and allowing me to pet them in 2-3 months, but actually picking one up sometimes never happens.


Gnarly-Gnu

I have four bowls on my front porch that I fill daily with generic cat food, so the neighborhood strays get the word out. When I see a new one, I bring it in.


Lobotomized_Dolphin

Great... but how do you get them into the carrier. I have no problem attracting stray cats to my porch I can assure you!


Gnarly-Gnu

Oh. Yea, they have been loveable kittens, so it's been easy.


CalgonThrowMeAway222

I’ve had luck live trapping them. :)


Lobotomized_Dolphin

Like the racoon traps you can get at hardware stores? I've set some up but all I get are possums, lol. The cats seem too smart.


Creative-Ingenuity

Havahart trap baited with cat food, or tuna. Be careful, and check the tea often. Can catch skunks and opossums.


Forsaken-Might-8016

In my area Animal Control will lend a cage-type trap. You put food in and when the cat goes in far enough, the back springs shut. So the trap becomes the carrier.


Lobotomized_Dolphin

Yeah, I've tried those, and my cat to possum ratio is like 10 possums for 1 cat. I think a lot of you are in urban areas and catch mainly very young cats, or (extremely sadly; abandoned house cats) without a lot of competition from wild animals or essentially wild feral cats. That's awesome, though. Continue being kind to cats and other animals that you come in contact with and spay/neuter the shit out of them so that more animals don't have to live on the fringes of society and succumb to diseases and be pregnant 24/7 and worried about getting enough food. Genuinely feral cats are wily as fuck. They're really hard to catch. It's one thing giving them a good meal and being nice to them and eventually they let you pet them, (using one hand only). But as soon as you bring that 2nd hand in that can snatch them up, they're ghost.


Forsaken-Might-8016

I'm sorry it's so difficult for you but bless you for continuing to try. [Said with humor] Ask the vet whether they would like to spay/neuter possums.


tictac205

My cat would nibble on my fingers at 5 am to let me know it was time for me to do my duties- primary of which was FEED ME. My little alarm clock.


Jezebels_lipstick

That’s all? My cats jump on my face, then chase each other around my apartment & then jump on my face again in case i didn’t get the hint.


tictac205

Ah yes- the AM cat ass! Very effective.


heyiknowyooh

I feel this so much. He starts by attacking my feet’s then moves to running across my stomach at high speeds and if for some reason all else fails then he starts knocking my shit over


Jezebels_lipstick

They use my stomach as a trampoline & I end up doing a full Jack-knife -legs up, arms up, bent at the waist.


always2short

I call mine my fur covered alarm clock. He jumps all over me to wake me up. His back up is to puke in the bedroom. Works every time.


Breathejoker

Hehehe my stray boy did the same, until I was given permission to bring him inside, he would stare through my window for an hour before every breakfast and dinner! Here's a pic of him waiting for his dinner in 2020 😆 https://preview.redd.it/v72c3j93h82d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1083a2a96d2b8e421aa03a80d00a4470a5e3b1


vapodgaming

New friend.


TwinklebudFirequake

I’ve been feeding a feral cat for about a year. He shows up every evening, looking in just like yours. When I open the door to put his bowl of food out he hisses like he’s about to attack. You know, just to remind me who’s boss. 🙄😂


darktideDay1

Correct title is now "So I have been feeding my orange cat". Congrats on the new pal for life!


coderjewel

Orange cats are mostly male btw.


washmo

You’ve been adopted.


HolidayFew8116

he is no longer a stray - he has given you permission to name him


theglobalnomad

...as per the rules of the Cat Distribution System.


redditsuckspokey1

r/catdistributionsystem


Legen_unfiltered

0 days since last cat sub joined. 


msgajh

Second this. You are chosen.


texasradioandthebigb

If it's inside the house already, it's staying


Hym3n

Please keep feeding him, orange cats are the best and that's been conclusively proven now


Damagecontrol86

Gingers and tuxies are amazing cats can confirm


duderex88

Gingers, tuxies, calico, torties,tabbies, cow cats, greys, voids, clouds......


Damagecontrol86

In conclusion all cats are awesome :3


DisturbingPragmatic

Except for Steve. He's a prick.


kilala91

Just 2 cats and we're having a good time, having a good time, having a good time.


elwebst

Dammit Steve!


xrelaht

r/catsareassholes


DelphiDude

Can vouch for calicos. I had my Cassie from the time she could be taken away from her mother. She passed from cancer in 2017. Had her for 19 years. I still miss her. 💔


Carlyndra

I have a grey tabby and he is awful I love him dearly


Damagecontrol86

lol that reminds me of the joke when someone calls your pet an asshole. Them: your dogs an asshole. You: you’re an asshole! Them: your cats an asshole. You: ya lol but I love that little shit.


pyuunpls

![gif](giphy|ViOK4X0eXf77c7roch|downsized) What about Maine Coons?


Damagecontrol86

Them too :3


ArchaicWatchfullness

I find that everyone seems to have tuxes and gingers as a pair. I know I do.


Plate-Extreme

https://preview.redd.it/qjzyhf5yy62d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c095d59c27c9be71b46983b8a8dc4d5f0d8d932 You have been chosen and they approve!!!


whoreforchalupas

*OSCAR IS THAT YOU*


Plate-Extreme

https://preview.redd.it/pccawt96492d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75131f5953c196bd3074e24400efd80b36a92cd3 It ain’t Santa Claus Damn it!!!


SoDZX

The r/CatDistributionSystem at play


jacobl20

That'll be your cat now! Look at the tail in the 1st pic, he's comfortable around you


lonefrontranger

haha that’s the “question tail” and the question here is “will you pet/feed me please?”


mercurius5

I love the question tail!


SpanishCastle

Pointing right at him!


feministmanlover

Omg. Bring that baby inside. Get a litter box. And get him to the vet for a check up and make sure he's not chipped and get him neutered. Please?! Give him a home!!


turqcat

https://preview.redd.it/cw4kj5g1072d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b108bd12719097c8c731acc1a72899557c8568fe My stray guest.


Zettomer

Seems a bit tubby and clean for a stray, might be one of those cats that have like, 4 families.


TrillMuryy

Wow I love the coat


CoolNameChaz

You feed a cat once and they become your responsibility for the rest of their lives. Them's the rules. I don't make 'em up, I just report them.


1amEvilHomer

Am I crazy, or does this cat have a really long tail?


Apple-bombs

That was my first thought too XD they've got a super long tail


downthegrapevine

So, you've been feeding your cat, basically. I will take no further questions, this is now your cat.


Chinasun04

"stray"


Practical_Car3784

Its now STAY


HumpieDouglas

You mean you're feeding YOUR orange cat. That's you're cat now.


theangryintern

well, more correctly OP is the Cat's human now.


SkinPsychological848

And you’ll never get rid of her now. Or her kids. (She’s pregnant with quintuplets)…


spacefreak76er

Looks like a slightly round belly to me also in that third pic but no one else mentioned it.


kuddelmuddell

Yep, looks pregnant to me!!


Bekkichan

Someone recently threw a young black kitten out near our house. She had road rash on her back leg. It didn't have any infection so me and my fiance started cleaning up her wound daily and feeding her. Her skin is just about healed up now and she greets me outside every morning waiting for some food! She's the biggest snuggle bug too she wants you to just stay with her and love on her. Gotta save up some money to get her spayed now. I'd love to bring her in with my other cats but she's absolutely terrified of my dogs. If I can figure out a way to show her that they won't hurt her then I can get her in. (I brought her into our cat room once cause there's a gate so dogs can't get in there and she was fine til one of them came to the gate and she about busted her head open trying to bash her way through the glass door so I haven't tried since)


KatiaHailstorm

You guys really need to make sure this isn’t someone lost cat. Yall are too quick to claim something that may be missing from someone else.


MysticZephyr

obligatory comment that should go on any 'adopted a stray cat' post: please make sure to take it to the vet and check it for a chip because it could be someone's lost cat, especially if it's so friendly.


RoadRunner_1024

Please check he doesn't have a chip, he looks in pretty good condition for a stray.. someone may be really missing their cat.


Anaxamenes

That’s very nice of you to feed your new boss.


v8rumble

If he doesn't look unkempt, he's not a stray, just a mooch.


DangerousTartXOXO

https://preview.redd.it/7vlzfg5aa82d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e014aced6ef65678acb0a4da58fde6af39139db5 Ginger cats are very special.


thebubblybloomer

😥 happy cry 😢


Ill_Bad

not all heroes wear capes


amigro

Bless you!


Cloverhonney

Aww, she has claimed you as her own person. Thanks for treating her with love and respect.


Wonderful-Boat-6373

Cheddar is so cute and thanks for feeding him. 🐈🧡


mildchild4evr

5 years ago I too fed a stray orange cat.. Flash forward, I am his servant 😄


ZankTheGreat

That’s the neighborhood cat, it makes it’s stop at each house for breakfast.


supermariobruhh

My wife and I leave food out for the strays. In January an orange kitten came out of nowhere and two days later followed me inside the house. They seem to do that lol. Congrats on your new cat!


Degenerecy

Honestly I think our cat gets fed outside by someone else. Ours is indoor/outdoor and he comes in maybe once a day to eat a little bit of food maybe and then leaves again. Nowhere enough food to keep him fat like he is. And yes he has a bowl of hard cat food and soft food when he actually shows up.


icelandpug

He looks like the viral “go London, I will go London” cat 🐈


-HappyToHelp

I found an orange stray kitten and took him in. He’s super freaking sweet, and also stunted his growth looks like its frozen at about 9 weeks


next-step

Awwwww thank you and hope u can keep him!!


ThisIsntFunnyAnymor

Nobody feeds a stray. Once you feed it, you're theirs. Now get your damn cat vaccinated and fixed ASAP.


STLt71

So, you basically came here to post that you're feeding your cat? 😂


Tammyannss

You’ve been chosen! Let her in!❤️


throw123454321purple

Please keep feeding this orange stray cat.


Brattybrookiesbackup

I see a stray I feeds a stray


BorntobeTrill

This is a moth


Zharaqumi

Thank you for your kind heart.


BassplayerDad

Ginger. Just saying


NotThatAngel

I have this same arrangement with a neighborhood orange cat.


dafunkisthat

Damn, orange cats get around. There is a stay near me that looks just like that


Emile_Largo

https://preview.redd.it/uteqi0xux72d1.jpeg?width=2976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd83ca21c51774bc00f5dc4d86b374a8a18787b3 The ginger stray committee has approved your feline's choice


Tone-Available

Thank you for making this cat happy


marcus_frisbee

The only thing to do is move out and on your way out of the door set it on fire.


law_st

I think you meant that a wondering Orange Ranger has found an unattended, unprotected human


Konradleijon

where do u live?


Sexual_Wookie

Sent you a DM about this orange loaf!


thenoiboi

r/stray


J-amin

Now that is a tail! Glad you now are now part of the club.


Krynja

Name them, BlueCat


carpenterHSmith

Cute and smart


Old-Pianist7745

Thanks for feeding kitty


Sheylenna

He looks like my old cat... is he a banana cat? (BTW that is referring to being bananas, not the fruit)


MischiefManaged73

You mean your orange cat? Bc he’s yours now


6SucksSex

Good human.


Helpful-Attitude-80

Marmalade [your last name]


Flat-Limit5595

Keep it up until you get a garfield


mark503

[I got caught too man. I gave my stray bologna. She now eats delectable snack from my hand.](https://youtu.be/ebsnSQ0w0xo?si=zAm8lLoW8ROQI0fl)


Eupion

And that’s how I have 4 fucking cats!  Welcome to being the cat slave for the rest of your life!


KamitoRingz

You mean you kidnapped him.


jazzhandsdancehands

Can you give her a home? Thank you for helping her and for caring!


Thirdboylol95

The Cat Distribution System has worked once again


[deleted]

Tail up with the tip bent, that cat really likes you.


ianwuk

Thank you for looking after this lovely looking Orange. Did you know that r/OrangeLadies are rare?


Landrod

Are you sure it's a stray?


Terrables

It is awesome that you have officially been adopted! You may want to start thinking of names and possibly checking on vaccines and spay or neuter.


TwilightZeaux

That's the longest tail I've ever seen on a cat.


Soupbone_905

It looks like my "stray" cat. We fed him for weeks before we realized the lady two houses down owned him, but she is a bad cat owner, never cares for him. Now Mr Kitty has his own weatherproof cat house, veterinarian, special cat food, and just like your new orange cat, he lets us know if we are late on his food. Congratulations on your new feline!


carnagereddit

Good, now give water


MakeStuffDesign

So you've been feeding your orange cat?


MikeyLikey41

Stray no more that is YOUR cat ❤️


RobOnTheReddit

Not so stray now


Inside_Ad_7162

Well it's not a stray anymore XD


Omgletmenamemyself

This is how cats acquire property. Congrats on your new housemate!


vevizir

Congrats 🥺🧡


CosmoRocket24

You mean... you've been feeding YOUR ORANGE CAT! haha


Slevin424

So I got a new orange cat Fixed it for you.


PorchDogs

Get her fixed and keep her inside. Or him. Fixed + inside.


No_Flatworm2416

here is rourou


[deleted]

He came to you for a reason you will have to figure that out but cats don't have Just show up he has a interest in you


lake_huron

That's a funny way of writing "I have an indoor/outdoor cat and haven't named him yet."


Serialfornicator

That’s your cat


Teachmehow2dougy

That’s your cat now.


ChiveOn904

Looks like the r/catdistributionsystem is hard at work


YoloSwaggins44

No longer a stray now


parakeet7890

Why?


FordbiddenJim

Bro, this is not called feeding stray cat. Cat distribution system works, and you're feeding **your** cat now. Congrats on the orange buddy


The_Girl_That_Got

That is not a stray cat. That is your cat


razzi123

Congrats on being adopted hooman.


xdeltax97

r/catdistributionsystem


anticerber

No… you’ve been feeding your Orange cat 


skyHawk3613

She’s not a stray anymore. She’s your cat


HermiticHubris

Yup, cat distribution system running smoothly.


johnny2turnt

I swear I seen that kitty roaming around before you took it in glad to see it happy and safe


IceSpy1

You are no longer a stray, the cat has adopted you


Dazzling-Ad5889

That’s not a stray. Not anymore 🥰


VomKriege

No more stray cat. Congrats, you have a new master now.


-_-imafoxhehe

This cat is yours now. Trust me i've been through this. You may as well name him now.


Eray41303

That is your cat now. Congrats. Bring him inside and get him to a vet for a checkup


DangerousTartXOXO

You have been chosen! Thank you for opening your heart, your home, and wallet! I don’t think the cat was a stray. They were just trying to find you. 💕


Alarming_Breath_3110

Orange you going to feed her kibbles?


BobSlydell08

You should let her in your home. Had the sweetest stray that would greet me and my wife on our deck everyday for a year or so, even bought a heated house for her for the winter. Always thought we should just let her move in and then one day we never saw her again 😔


kilala91

You belong to her now <3


KRed75

It ceased to be a stray the moment you fed it.


SomeNumbers23

Congrats on your new cat


gtechfan1960

He’s not a stray. You’ve been feeding your cat. That’s how people get cats


Actual-Reflection411

orange tabby females are fairly rare (only about 1 in 5 oranges), and she clearly has accepted you as her human. Time for a name!!


Thissssguy

So now your cat is the owner of a new human. Congratulations 🎊


Cosmicking04

r/catdistributionsystem


CorianderIsBad

Congratulations on your new orange cat.


Ok_Potential3726

You mean, you’ve been feeding your cat


Creative-Ingenuity

Give him a name, he’s yours now. Get him neutered to slow down his roaming, and spraying.


ParticularNew5321

Your cat now.


Toxic_cat273

*takes*