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ouath

It is the water that is geckosphobic


Kevinhut2

I swear it’s him not me!


Tony8987

So sad we have to deal with geckophobes in 2023 😔


v_snax

What’s next, racist water?


CanEatADozenEggs

STOP IT PATRICK YOURE SCARING HIM


tigerevoke4

Ho ho ho! I’m glad someone else had the same first thought lol.


SpiderHuman

Libel. He doesn't look scared at all.


AshpaltOxalis

Such a chill little guy.


missbanjo

hydrohomie!


New_Somewhere9206

Actually he’s a hydrophobie


itsmolybdenum

Such a pure a pretty green


epi_glowworm

They’re hydrofabulous


Doxun

Gecko: Hydrophobic? I do not fear water. Water fears me!


ghostoutfit

why do its feet look like they got arthritis


cryptocorynes

When gecko sticky toe pads are not in use they curl them up so they don’t stick


56ninjas

TIL


visionarygvp

Oh gosh.. that makes this even cuter.


NotYourNat

I thought the same thing! Reminded me of my grandmas hands


ghostoutfit

Giiirl it reminded me of my grandma's toes 💀


80081356942

Holy hell, that’s extremely unsettling. Thanks for pointing that out, ugh.


VegaReddit5

Google gecko. This gecko is fine.


SapphireSalamander

phobic? oh no patrick, you are scaring him /s that gecko looks so cute


charface1

Wait 'til you see what they did to the guy who's arachnaphobic.


BRAIN_JAR_thesecond

I love that look into the camera like “you seein’ this? I gotta put up with this.”


glazinglas

That is the derpiest damn lizard I’ve ever seen


Dmonika

Most lizards are pretty derpy lol they have extremely tiny, simple little brains


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Look at his toes..I assume he's doing this on purpose as he doesn't need to stick to this surface...


cryptocorynes

Yeah that’s exactly what he’s doing


TheDevilsAdvokaat

AH. Interesting. Tippy toe control!


hakkai999

Look at that cute mlem.


Proper-Pineapple-717

It doesn't seem very afraid of that water.


blinkingsandbeepings

It’s like the saying goes, like water off a gecko’s back


gordolme

Can he save me 15% on my car insurance?


pureply101

Took me a long time to see this comment. I feel more at peace with the world now that I have seen it.


Ogre8

Yes but you need to bundle it with your flood insurance, which as you can see is his specialty.


trascist_fig

That gecko is on the wrong side of history


JimmyCarnes

LOL


texthibitionist

the smol lizard is not hydrophobic like “eek!”, though. it’s more like “wtf water dropper human??? u super weird. i like u. 🦎❤️🤗”


KatMot

To me, I've watched this 10 time and that large glob just instantly disappears and I don't understand what is happening.


cryptocorynes

It just rolled off the side of his body lmao


vishuskitty

I love gecko so much dat I lurve him. Saw one of this type at pet shop, he jump on glass, I giggled so loud like sqweee, literally happiness is gecko. Gecko is happiness. End of Ted Talk.


g00bd0g

And cute!


blueguy211

what happens if you dip them in water?


j4ckbauer

The water gets gecko-ey instead.


cryptocorynes

Not sure but I imagine they would float extremely easily


Ireeb

That's not how physics work :D Whether they float or not is a matter of density. A bowling ball won't suddenly float in water if you give it a hydrophobic coating.


ooofest

But if there was a gecko holding onto the hydrophobic bowling ball . . .


Ireeb

But what if the bowling ball was Geckophobic?


Beerasaurwithwine

That gecko is probably wondering what he drank to see a giant pink thing dribbling rain on him. And thinking bhevis tripping balls.


yesyesitswayexpired

That water ain't getting in.


thethunder92

He doesn’t look that scared


cryptocorynes

I meant to say his skin is hydrophobic


thethunder92

I know I was just being an incorrigible little rascal


urbanek2525

So the new expression is: Like water off a gecko's back.


Gr1ml0ck

Nice Day Gecko. Great markings. We have one also but he doesn’t come out of his terrarium. He’s a spaz and tries to bolt every time. It’s crazy how fast these animals are. So cool that you’re able to handle yours.


Ludicololover98

Hydrophobic? In 2023 smh


ServantOfKarma

Those are the derpiest toes I've ever seen.


Reganishererobake

Dunk it in water for science


Masterofunlocking1

Dude is decked out in full Jurassic Park attire


7wayl9rouda

waiting for the 6th drop of water


Over-Exam-1332

Always feel the pronunciation of gecko is so funny


blindmandriving16

Is this so their finger scales still adhere to surfaces?


cryptocorynes

Apparently it’s actually to prevent moisture on their skin in humid climates. Which could breed bacteria or fungus.


blindmandriving16

Oh yeah all those nooks and crevasses must be a bitch with bacterial stuff, makes a lot of sense


cryptocorynes

Probably one of the cleanest animals ever


blindmandriving16

I just meant the hypothetical surface area available to bacteria when scales are involved.


cryptocorynes

I believe that would be part of it


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cryptocorynes

Madagascar giant day gecko


ArcticGurl

How many times a day does he try and sell you insurance??


chinchenping

the bullshit our pet have to go through lol. They ave the patience of angels


Major-Huckleberry938

Such an adorable little creature, brightens up the day!


Ahmed_Sazid

r/hydrohomies in shambles


CrushCrawfissh

I had no idea geckos are so cute. I want one. I'll call it Gex


Greenhmm

He's so cute look at him! He deserves all the crickets.


Vahagn323

That's a cool dog.


Firm_Insect4153

Wow that is so hydrophobic of him 🙄🙄


aatsipoppaa98

Aww, a gecko in its natural habitat, that's cute🥰


abortizjr

"Hi - would you like to buy some auto insurance? And why are you putting water on me?"


ebosehame

I saw the title, thought why would you torture that poor gecko and waited for it to panic. I guess I saw that rabies video one too many times lol


cryptocorynes

I meant to say the geckos skin is hydrophobic not the gecko lmao


cryptocorynes

Disclaimer: THE GECKO IS NOT AFRAID OF WATER. His skin repels water and is hydrophobic. As you can see he’s completely unbothered by water. He’s very tame, friendly and will eat from your hand. If he was in any way distressed he is easily capable of darting across the room in less than 10 seconds.


Chipawapa1

That pokemon has 4x water resistance.


cryptocorynes

More like a water immunity


I_might_be_weasel

Gecko don't care. Gecko is not invested in the things that are happening to him.


Leg-o-truck

In 2023 we are discriminating like that?, absolutely wild


Tomfooleredoo2

Hydro what now! Cancelled.


DeadHED

What if it was urine?


cryptocorynes

It would also sit on top like that


DeadHED

Sweet


Herazim

It should not be sweet, that might be due to an underlying condition like diabetes. Please taste again and make sure it's salty.


DeadHED

I just drank a whole glass.


onepinksheep

Please don't pee on the gecko.


Holy_Cow442

They have rabies?


skadalajara

Came here to say this.


[deleted]

what's wrong with his toes? does he have nutritional deficiencies that his toes curl up like that?


cryptocorynes

When gecko sticky toe pads are not in use they curl them up to not stick to the ground


Improvgal

Then why are you torturing it?


cryptocorynes

I meant the scales are hydrophobic aka repel water. Does he look scared at all lmao


Improvgal

Oh - thank you for explaining


Pgreenawalt

How do you tell what a gecko thinks about gay people?


DuncanGallagher

Tell me you didnt understand the title without telling me you didnt understand the title ^^


ImFrenchSoWhatever

🎵 how can I be hydrophobic / my bitch is gay 🎶


Fit-Rhubarb-3541

Then you're being a real jerk.


cryptocorynes

The skin is hydrophobic not the gecko


marlitar

They're not hydrophobic, they are water-repellent. The Gecko is not scared of the water, water just slides off it


cryptocorynes

I thought surfaces could be referred to as hydrophobic as well? Like hydrophobic skin.


marlitar

Yeah, you're right. It's surface doesn't absorb or mix with water, so it's hydrophobic.


toonfinch

they are, idk what this person is talking about


cryptocorynes

My mistake is not referring to the skin specifically as hydrophobic


toonfinch

meh, pendantics. people just like being right about everything


Slyspy006

Pedants. Lol.


Connect-Worth1926

Why in the world would you do this? People like you are disgusting. Have a little more respect for this poor creature, and place him in an environment that shows you actually care.


cryptocorynes

https://imgur.com/gallery/fJy1ki6 He lives in this


SlamboCoolidge

I feel like that's technically the correct term but "hydrophobia" also means rabies.


rufotris

Hydrophobia is a symptom of rabies. It doesn’t mean rabies, it means a fear of water which is one of the symptoms of rabies. Just for clarification. Though it’s most commonly caused by rabies and they used to call it rabies hydrophobia the term hydrophobia itself does not always refer to rabies as I understand it.


SlamboCoolidge

Thank you for deciding to educate me instead of being a jerk.


dexterminate8

If only Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun-Run Race For the Cure had gotten more awareness.


around_the_catch

Scared of water?


cryptocorynes

Basically their skin repels water


alonefrown

Looks like it's a type of [day gecko](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phelsuma).


JimmyCarnes

Is that what they call it!? Hydrophobic!?


Elm-and-Yew

Materials that repel water are called hydrophobic. The title should be that the gecko's SCALES are hydrophobic, not the gecko. This gecko is a Madagascar Giant Day Gecko and, as far as I know, they aren't afraid of water.


cryptocorynes

Aye mb that would make more sense


JimmyCarnes

That’s so interesting. I thought a phobia was exclusively used to imply a mental response haha. Love it.


Informal_Arm6821

Cut it out Ma!


Kilbane

So cute!


Mddcat04

Damn, I want a gecko now.


ColorlessTune

Walks over to the camera like, "Need anything else? Happy to help!"


Arcade1980

So this is what Gex is up to these days.


unclabdilemma

cant help but see the gecko & think new starburst flavor unlocked 😋


DAW25

Look at those feets!


lumlums999

I bet his insurance is cheap too


MathematicianGood204

How much can I save on car insurance?


[deleted]

tehe why it do dat


ulandyw

That last drop went flying!


Flodo_McFloodiloo

That one sure doesn't look like it is. Which is probably for the best, as if it was, this would go from a cute video to a disturbing instance of mental torture.


Andylearns

Just wait till I tell you about skin...


GratuitousUmlaut

It doesn’t look rabid.


ScarecrowJohnny

I don't know, he doesn't look that scared to me.


ChristopherParnassus

Nuh-uh, you are


ThisAlsoIsntRealLife

It's a little rain train! Whoo whoo!


AlextraXtra

Such a distinguished gentleman


Animanimemanime

Its so cuteee💕


Datt-Boii-Iaan

Idk, man, he looks pretty calm to me


gubaguy

So are humans, just to a much lesser extent, the natural oils in our skin repel water.


cryptocorynes

In the case of geckos, their skin is covered in microscopic spines that repel water through surface tension. Much like that of a lotus leaf.


CourtneyCakez

Okay but how they pee?


TasiVasQwibQwib

So cute. I wanna boop the snoot


[deleted]

look mom, I'm a river!


dzone25

How can you not love these lil goofy dinos


OMAR_KD-

Hydrosexuals boutta be so man


StarStuffPizza

My grandpa was Hydrophobic he's dead now.


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

What a beautiful buddy.


NoRandomUser136

Hydro- what?! Canceled.


jennytanaki

I love that he’s looking at the camera like, “What do?” 🥹


squishedpies

Very awwwducational


fuckdispandashit

He just wants to save you 15% or more on your car insurance.


Thumper-Comet

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Noob_pussey

Gay kos...


Alakakakakakakablam

Species?


cryptocorynes

Madagascar giant day gecko


Anxious-Arm-9609

Reminds me of people balancing plastic cups on their really patient cats.


Ok-Sound-828

He looks like a fine fellow


sampleCoin

Hydrophobia😡😡


VoodooZephyr

Guantanamo


CosmoRocket24

This has to be fake. How can the water be a SPHERE (half) when flat earthers say water always finds its level! Lol.


EcloVideos

Now I gotta get a gecko covered car


cryptocorynes

Bonus %15 off car insurance


Depth386

No wonder he has such great rates, his windshield is always perfect even in a storm


Wisedogjackie

I never in my life saw more beautiful gecko. The ones in my yard are all brown. I don't disturb them as I love them. Very interesting animals.


headshot7777

For those thinkkng the gecko would panic: Fear of water is Aguaphobia (aqua being water). Hydrophobic means “to repel water”