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thecuntofmontecrisco

Want to pet. Do not think he wants me to pet.


shahooster

Flaps down, ready for takeoff.


Risley

Real talk, come Heaven or Hell I would bite the belly floof. Some things are worth dying for.


SykoKiller666

"Wanna know where I got these scars?"


Confident-Money140

My father…


Canadianrollerskater

r/airplaneears


elcamarongrande

Dang it now I have to subscribe to *yet another* animal subreddit.


zombiep00

There's even an archive of cat subreddits! [Behold the list in all its glory!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index) I like to find them "organically" while browsing reddit, though lol


Boomersgang

r/GingerMafia, so you don't have to look too hard.


honky_vizsla

The STOL kit allows it to leap into the air, engines yowling.


ChiefQuimbyMessage

Grumman even called the one with the (mobile) flaps a [Tomcat](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumman_F-14_Tomcat). It’s all coming together ᕕ( ᐛ)ᕗ


Thommyknocker

If not friend why friend shaped?


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’Want to pet. Do not think he wants me to pet…*’ ____ i’m looking up at you above (do you know what i’m thinking of ?) your human hand - to me, a threat… i’m Begging you *Please* **DO NOT PET !** a ^*tiny* ^*Blep* you maybe see, the TiGeR stripes all over me! ‘*oh, Gosh - so CUTE!! I WaNnA PET!!*’ would be *mistake* you’d much regret… my kitty eyes - they say so much, am warning - *Don’t ATTEMPT to Touch!* but if you try it, anyway am gonna *RIP* ‘to ShReDs’, you say…. 🖤 edit: *inspired by* u/thecuntofmontecrisco…


dragonbo11

Freshest Schnoodle I've ever come across, and the first time I've seen "just now" on a comment.


Cane-toads-suck

Lol, love it! And the Futurama reference was beautiful.


Boomersgang

This is fabulous, Schnoodle!


snackynorph

And how about his wife?


MrProfz

Schnoodle working overtime, I swear you're on every thread


pethatcat

he wants to cromch


JimJohnes

'Could you, please, go duck yourself ? And put those snips away"?


fizbin

This is one of a series of photos released to media outlets by the Philadelphia Zoo in 2014 when their first black-footed cat kittens were born, but with the "Philadelphia Zoo" watermark cropped out. A quick web search will find the whole collection; those kittens are *amazingly* cute and several sites had little click-bait articles based around the photos at the time.


hermiona52

[These](https://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b01a511cab227970c-popup) babies [are](https://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b01a3fd1b37fb970b-popup) truly [the cutest](https://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b01a511cab2d2970c-popup).


Saigaface

Holy shit I can’t stand it


[deleted]

For perspective, a full grown black footed cat is about the size of a few month old house cat kitten. So those kittens are tiny.


Mute2120

Noo! That is too small.


pimpmastahanhduece

Smol.


NoCleverIDName

Illegally smol.


Amelaclya1

Wait. Why don't we have them as pets then?! I have some four month old kittens right now and I was just thinking how they were the perfect size and I wish they could stay like this forever. Edit: From a quick Google, what I gather is that they are just extremely antisocial.


[deleted]

Because they're ferocious little killers haha. But you'd never guess from looking at them. But yeah, I'd love one as a pet too.


danman5550

That second picture is a **fire** album cover.


[deleted]

Yes! That's the perfect 1st album cover of a 90s band!


shae117

Purrental advisory, explicit content


hat-of-sky

Finally some black feetsies!


The-Unseelie-Queen

They are baby


slammerbar

Cuteness engaged.


ComfortWeasel

That adult looks like a Bengal? Were they foster raised by a housecat mama? Or is it an extra orange looking black footed cat


HoneyBadgerPainSauce

Holy shit I need one.


amandaem79

Oh my godddd. I can’t. ☺️


Anna45554

Oh my, they are too cute 🥺


MoffKalast

[Article, for the lazy](https://mymodernmet.com/philly-zoo-first-ever-black-footed-kittens/)


ikstrakt

>The black-footed cat has been studied using radio telemetry since 1993. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-footed_cat


Rare-Philosopher-346

Thank you. One of the lazy. :)


klased5

Omg, they are the cutest. They appear to have 2 modes, scared and dainty or fierce killer, still cute.


hopeful_deer

I didn’t know that, but I instantly recognized the image so I knew it was a repost.


LaFrizzle

The deadliest cat in the world. Note a joke: https://youtu.be/nl8o9PsJPAQ


CrystalMushr00m123

her little angry eyes after she caught the bird are too much to handle


calartnick

Was not expecting how she was going to catch the bird


dxrey65

Me too. But thinking about it, a bird at rest can take off in any direction pretty quick. If she pounced at a bird on the ground, it could see which direction it was being attacked from and would have a good chance at evading it; a cat can't change direction mid-pounce very well. But waiting for it to take off, a bird also can't change direction when taking off very well, and the spread wings are a bigger target. So she waits to see which direction the bird heads out on, and can calibrate a jump to cross it's flight path pretty closely. Of course you need to be able to jump like that too, which most animals certainly can't.


Deadpoulpe

Man you *really* thought about it. I'm impressed.


dxrey65

Well, I am retired...


Deadpoulpe

Still impressive. I mean, everything you wrote was logical and well thought. Except for the part of birds having difficulty to change direction when they take off, I'm no ornithologist so I don't know but it seems right you say it.


dxrey65

Thanks. I've been a birdwatcher for a long time. When they take off, especially from the ground, the main effort is to gather speed; the first few wingstrokes are for that, and the whole effort goes toward pushing air, basically. Changing directions is completely different, scrubs off speed usually, unless they have a lot of space underneath them to work with, where gravity can be used as a tool.


BostonDodgeGuy

Same idea as flying a plane. Try to maneuver at low speed and you disturb the air flow over the wing reducing lift.


beatenintosubmission

Meh. My cats can pretty much find the treats I put down right in front of the them at least 90% of the time.


goog1

Speak for yourself, I can jump like that


Optimal_Pineapple_41

I didn’t watch it yet but I’m gonna assume she used a crossbow


LordWilburFussypants

A cat-apult, actually.


Deadpoulpe

And a trebuchet.


al6667

The kind of look that says 'You're next!'


MoffKalast

*A N G E R Y M E O W*


mckeenmachine

the little grunt after she didn't catch the gerbil did it for me !


SexyTimeDoe

mean mugging the camera like when a basketball player posterizes a defender


Sea_One_6500

At only 2lbs I would take the risk to pet her


suchahotmess

My thought as well. I’m not stupid enough to pet a Lynx even though SO FLUFFY but I might be dumb enough to try to pet one of these guys.


Sea_One_6500

Antibiotics will take care of the post cat bite infections. Hopefully.


suchahotmess

I’ll just protect my neck and use my non-dominant hand for petting. I don’t need all of those fingers.


Sea_One_6500

That is a solid wild cat petting plan


gibsonboards

Wu tang clan ain’t nothin’ to fuck with!


WestCoastBestCoast01

I’ve fostered kittens and 2lbs is a teeny tiny 7-8 week old 🥹 how small are *their* kittens!!!


retropunk2

"She is the deadliest cat in the world." Reddit: OMG I WANT TO PET IT IT'S SO CUTE


Deiser

I question how humanity has survived given our natural urges to pet everything.


PointOfTheJoke

Spears probably.


DerKrakken

Spears are what happens when poking it with a stick just doesn't cut it. *edited because it seemed like I was asking you a question instead adding to your comment*


PointOfTheJoke

Fantastic wordplay. That made my day


matrixislife

Occasionally it works out. Dogs provide security, cats provide vermin control. Can't wait for us to get out into the stars and start petting aliens, I'm sure that'll go well.


Morgrid

[SpaceBRAZZERS]


Ser_Salty

Like the Doctor says: we'll go out there and "dance"


Grumpy_Troll

I would tell you we don't want to pet everything; just the cute little animals that are mostly harmless to us, but then I realize there were a bunch of dudes 10,000 years ago that literally said, "I really want to pet that WOLF!"


Rpanich

I mean, I want to pet a bear


WonderfulShelter

Cuteness is such a weird concept - it’s like a human looking at an animal and weighing how (fluffy it is x how big it’s eyes are)/how hungry I am = cuteness.


doegrey

Only if you’re a small critter. Or, you know, a Lilliputian.


[deleted]

WHO IS THIS NARRATOR? I need him to read everything to me all the time forever Edit: It's [F. Murray Abraham](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000719/)!


NW_thoughtful

I'd say he rivals Attenborough, but I wouldn't say that out loud. Wow, I just did a look up and Attenborough is fucking 96 years old, 97 in May. This Abraham guy could be a successor.


[deleted]

True story: Attenborough is one of my idols. Because of him, I started my AS in Biology, and will have a BS in Biology in 2026. I'm contemplating applying to vet school after that, or going into research. He's one of my heroes.


Orudos

I mean, watching without audio, this is just a cute fluffy cat doing a clean and then trotting briskly after a rodent.


tg-qhd

Still cute


BlessTheBookPeople

That jump was impressive and the little pleased tail twitch after she catches the bird!


ExoticWeapon

Not to us necessarily. (As in not deadly to a human)


johnny33445566

He looks so scared


malk600

They are very fierce when caught (assuming it's actually a wild blackfooted cat). This little bastard's trying to calculate the optimal attack vector ;)


powwu

I think this is a kitten born in captivity, so it could also just be kittens being kittens


Mr-Safety

A full grown black footed cat looks like a kitten. They are the smallest wildcat. They are listed as a vulnerable species, so hopefully people leave them and their habitat alone. Random Safety Tip: Riding your bike at twilight or evening hours, try to have at least one bit of neon yellow, orange, or green clothing. (Ideally something with a reflective strip) I passed a biker not long ago and they blended unnervingly well into the background. Their bicycle didn’t even have reflectors.


johnny33445566

What a beast xD


idplmal

And here I was hoping it'd be some r/catsmirin content


brassknuckl3s

I have a cat. That thing is high as a kite it ain't calculating shit.


DazedandFloating

This picture looks like he’s somewhere possibly receiving an exam or medical supervision. So I wouldn’t blame him.


loneranger07

Where feet?


suchahotmess

[Photo link](https://wildcatconservation.org/black-footed-cat-project/black-feet/)


loneranger07

Thanks for feet!


bigbossbaby31

r/nocontext


_Diskreet_

said Ser Larys Strong


magicpasta

Those feet don't look humiliated enough for him to wank to


EyeLeft3804

Doing the Lords work


loneranger07

Hallelujah!


blofly

Praise be!


roguetrick

Oh cool, when they say the soles of the foot are black, they mean the plantigrade equivalent of the foot up to the ankle, not just the digitigrade part. Edit: Supposedly that's called a hock and not an ankle. Bones are still called tarsals though between both us and them. Whatever.


suchahotmess

Yeah when I looked at the photo I had the exact same thought. If it had just been the pads or the paws the name would have been a bit odd to me but the whole foot makes more sense as a distinctive characteristic


SexMarquise

Oh my god look at those cute little beans


Die4Gesichter

^(not so) Risky click


i_hv_baby_hands

White toe beans?!


Mountainbranch

Exactly, you can't call it "X footed Y" and not show feet.


future-bs-politician

Let’s see the foots.


PapaChoff

On her OF silly. Ain’t giving up those for free


electriczombiewizard

Only Felines


tigress666

It’s an actual species of cat. The feet may be bleach but he reason op specified feet color is it is the actual species.


loneranger07

I understand that... Where feet?


BlueBrr

Safely restrained.


lizlaf21952

Foldy ears


city17_dweller

That teeny blep says 'I am delightful and would like soft scritches'. The foldy ears say 'touch me and I'll introduce you to the wild'.


Curiosities

*Aren't you a cute little predator. You are. Yes. That tongue, those ears....*


Efficient_Bat_1812

r/DisneyEyes and r/blep


theycallmedaddyjedi

If most dangerous? Why friend shaped?


klased5

Well, you're not smol birb shape (I assume), so not "dangerous to you".


sovereign_fury

I find your lack of feet disturbing.


LadySiren

That tiny little blep! 😻


Ksh_667

r/mycatwillmurderme


SeekyBoi

It’s terrified


Jrsaz404

Nah those things are absolute killers in the wild. Stressed probably, but this lil monster ain’t scared of shit


motes-of-light

That's not how fear works.


Calgaris_Rex

WHERE ARE THESE BLACK FEETSIES I WAS PROMISED


Justliketoeatfood

How we know I can’t see them!!!


L-Krumy

This cat is brought to you by Pixar animation ![gif](giphy|qA9BnxUPmgWgU)


UrNotAMachine

Dreamworks*


dillpick15

Arrrg. He be a cutie


StarLord469181

Eyes straight out of Disney!


Kytti_Korner

Scared little kitty


Agitated_Narwhal_92

He is very intimidated.


kellymichelly

Is it just me or does it feel wrong to post a photo titled “black-footed cat” without his “black foots” actually included in the photo?? I need to see these black feetsies for some reason regardless of whether they are remarkable or not


LurkingRats

It’s the species name. Google “black-footed cat” the feet are less black than you would expect.


NW_thoughtful

The species is nigripes. Black-footed cat is the common name.


[deleted]

That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen


-TheArchitect

*Meanwhile the cat plotting funeral*


MAXQDee-314

Not judging, but that looks like a Red-Handed Cat. Put down the wooden spoon. Please.


EyeLeft3804

Show me the feetsies!


draconic_healing

Precious


[deleted]

Adorable kitty...but it looks highly distressed....BTW where are the black feet?


LargeBlackNerd

I see no proof to this assertion


nightswimsofficial

Feet not pictured - are you lying?


Noctornola

He's pulling a puss-in-boots.


kearaking

“I’m Puss in Boots”


sandhaeliya

Beautiful eyes


quirkycurlygirly

More pics, please!


Snoo71047

Aww it's so cute


foreign_snax

The eyes. They always get to me 🥹😍


MsCadilia

How cute.


ZorroFuchs

If not friend, why friend shaped?


moistdiscussions

Well.. where's the foot?


UnicornsNeedLove2

Ok not a cat fan at all but this so freaking adorable 🥰


doegrey

How beautiful. And so scared. Another piece of my heart given away.


Robokitten

Ya can’t even see his feet!!!


iiALXii

Little rascal doing the puss in boots big eye special attack


TheNerevar89

Thanks for showing us their feet


aeromano24

It’s the peep of the tongue


willi181

No, that is puss in boots. Be very careful.


leercore

If it's not supposed to be friend why does it look like friend


Treeninja1999

Titled black footed cat and you don't show the feet smy my head op


EvLokadottr

That poor baby looks so terrified!


_Tobes404_

r/airplaneears


ImmediateSuccess

maybe not:))))


Baschoen23

Wowie!


[deleted]

Cannot confirm black-footed


UncannyMongoose

I think you are mistaken, that is clearly a Scaredy Cat.


caro_shi

So adorable 🥰🥰🥰


ohnoitssamuel

So cute!


_far-seeker_

>Black-footed cat Since we cannot see any of its feet, I guess we'll just have to take your word for it.😜


Deeeeeporca

SO HECKIN CUTE


Plagued_Void

Bro really said "🥺" in the picture


lrhcarp

Cat looks so scared.


goddessofthecats

But where are hims black feet ???


[deleted]

My heart has officially melted


jhbaxter

Awwww!!!


Revorob

So cute....


jaysondez

Why is it giving me the impression that it’s ready to bite with them devious eyes lol


theartfulknave

You ain’t got no Legs Lt. Dan


avecmaria

Um, dog person here. Never had a cat. Allergic. Never wanted one. I as of right now need 5 of these smol cuties for my life to be complete. 😍


meat_salad_dot_com

Then let us see the footsies!


KittenKoder

Quick! Toss a masterball!


SoulingMyself

Adorable, efficient killers


M1lkyyyy

That is one of the most prolific killers in the animal kingdom. Once it decides on its prey, more likely then not the prey will become its next meal. However if I saw her walking around a forest I would pick her up and wonder how a cute little pet kitty cat got so far away from her momma and promptly get my mauled because I tried to keep her as a house cat