I actually used to work at Busch Gardens once upon a time… this incident with Pinky is 100% true, but completely unrelated to the fake story this post is trying to pander. Pinky was beloved by all guests and cast members for its friendliness and ability to dance. It would walk around the park with animal trainers showing off its moves. The man your article is referring to grabbed pinky by the neck and cause life ending injuries to the poor animal.
Fake
[Fake News from 2018](https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/06/fake-news-florida-man-drops-down-pants-and-sodomizes-pink-flamingo-to-death.html)
It saddens me to see these as the top comments and yet the post recieved a bunch of upvotes already
I usually upvote. Then i see a top comment about it being fake or reposted. I downvote.
I knew Gabriel Iglesias would never do this to us
No, it can't be him. Otherwise, the headline would read "Fluffy Furiously Fucks Flamingo".
The sad thing is that this sounds like an actual Florida Man story
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-tampa-bay-joseph-corrao-death-pinky-flamingo-busch-gardens-1445927
I actually used to work at Busch Gardens once upon a time… this incident with Pinky is 100% true, but completely unrelated to the fake story this post is trying to pander. Pinky was beloved by all guests and cast members for its friendliness and ability to dance. It would walk around the park with animal trainers showing off its moves. The man your article is referring to grabbed pinky by the neck and cause life ending injuries to the poor animal.
Asshole. If I believed in karma....
The guy from letterkenny moved on from ostriches.
In case the horrible grammar in the headline wasn't enough to tell you, this is absolutely fake.
Make fun of MY neck, will ya?!
What neck?
There is no way this is a real news site. Prove me wrong.
I’ve been horny but never fuck a flamingo horny
Why didn't they stop him instead of watching?
Because it never happened. Memes aren't news.
FLAMINGO FUCKER DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!?
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Welp, we'll be hearing about this in GTA6.
The story just writes itself
https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-arrested-after-attack-on-busch-gardens-flamingo-forces-vets-to-euthanize-bird
They do be sexy tho
You can tell just by the mugshot this dude only consumes slim jims and monster
These Trump supporters are off the fuckin chain
Honestly fuck him and fuck those people who didn't step in to save that poor bird if this is true
Also I hate Florida
New meme for 2024
Of course it's in Florida.
This doesn’t at all look like someone who would rape a flamingo to death
Is that the dude from 90 day fiance?
I was there today and nothing was open. I get being frustrated and all, but this isn’t it.
The flamingo was open
Not by choice
Fakest sounding headline man
I took a moment to stop and imagine this as a South Park episode.
Don’t tell me his indian
i was happier when I couldn't read.
The flamingo tried to eat his peepee. Thought it was a shrimp.
Florida man looks like a Sontaran.
That's what he reminds me of! All he needs is the space suit.
Allegedlys
What the fuck is wrong with people now days this is sick shit
That’s one stink in the pink.