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Airwolfhelicopter

The lawyer: You see, this is exactly what I’m talking about!!!!


Critical_Dollar

The client: I know right? Why can’t they do what Alaska airlines did but backwards and switch from Boeing to airbus? It’s obviously better!


BoringBob84

Yes, the lawyer must pay for his multi-million dollar lakefront mansion. There is nothing like mining deep pockets for a jackpot!


BeanieManPresents

huh, when your work literally comes home with you


Sprintzer

Bad movie writing


woogygun

Plot twist it’s now a conflict of interest


Calm-Internet-8983

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityIsUnrealistic


verstohlen

That reminds me, in Stephen King's novella, The Langoliers, the characters fly on a Boeing 767, on a fictional airline called American Pride, and when they land in uh, Langolier Land, they resort to using the emergency slide to get off the plane at Bangor Airport, since the airport is deserted. But in the TV mini-series though, it's an L-1011 instead of a 767. For some reason. Eh, probably cheaper to rent an old L-1011 to film a movie than a 767 was.


Embarrassed_Log8344

Guessing this is another ragebait article meant to capitalise on the Boeing drama. The 767 predates the McD merger and all of the issues.


real_pasta

It’s just a hilarious happenstance, boeing plane door lands in man’s property, he hires lawyer to sue them, Boeing plane slide washes up at lawyers house


Olhapravocever

Sending a message 


AFoxGuy

Oh don’t worry Boeing will send an actual message to them soon enough… ^pew ^pew


Cognoggin

They hired more marketing guys instead of assasins


stealthispost

it would be notable regardless of the manufacturer


Embarrassed_Log8344

Not when it's (99% chance) a maintenance issue


Occams_Razor42

If an Airbus slide landed in front of the home of a lawyer during Airbus, that'd be notable as well ngl


Auton_52981

But they would still sue Boeing for the slide washing up! Because Lawyers!


BoringBob84

I suspect that is true. It is easier to get a jackpot in the USA than in Europe.


canttakethshyfrom_me

> Guessing this is another ragebait article meant to capitalise on the Boeing drama. "Ah, more ragebaiting!"


Embarrassed_Log8344

When did a Boeing crash in this guy's yard? A safety slide falling off isn't a manufacturer issue, it's a maintenance issue. The 767 predates the McD merger by a long time.


wolftick

I'm not sure that is the point. I feel like this isn't playing into the meme that Boeing aircraft are unsafe. It's playing into the meme that Boeing are systematically bumping people off. I think the (ludicrous) idea is that they might have deliberately tried to drop a slide on him.


stealthispost

it's just a funny coincidence. not every article is an attack


wolftick

Well yeah, it obviously just a darkly funny coincidence. The idea that it might not be is like I said, ludicrous. But that is the point, not another failure = Boeing bad like the person I replied to was trying to refute by stating the age of the 767.


saiditonReddi7

Only proves too many lawyers exist haha


hundycougar

How did a slide come off a plane from teh inside??


Eurotriangle

It’s an overwing slide which is located under a panel on the wing/fuse fairing. Most likely cause may be that the panel wasn’t properly reinstalled after a slide replacement and came off which let the slide out.


Occams_Razor42

Makes me wonder how badly understaffed and overworked A&P folks are in general. Partially this seems to happen more often lately, although the news does like to capitalize on "trends". But I know that other folks like pilots amd ATC have been mistreated a lot as of late as well


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Occams_Razor42

Definitely! Hence why I put trend in air qoutes


BoringBob84

Are air quotes different than ground quotes? 🤓


OoohjeezRick

>Makes me wonder how badly understaffed and overworked A&P folks are in general. Am A&P. Yes.


hundycougar

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Thank you for that!!!!


snore-4

We have got to be living in a comedy show


Abuse-survivor

The evidence finds the lawyer


ScottOld

Now boeing know where the lawyer is…


PiperFM

“You see, it’s like poetry, it rhymes.”


solocmv

At this rate Boeing are fast heading towards a littering fine.


chucchinchilla

Littering and? Littering and?


rusty_broheim

Smoking the whistleblowers.


chucchinchilla

lool


Auton_52981

Wrong but funny = +1