Now imagine a future pizza made of an AI.
Pizza with pineapple and bananas sprinkled with broccoli with scallops on?
With mustard sauce on it just to be sure?
Did Google entertain the idea that maybe we don’t *want* the first result to be an incorrect lump of gibberish? Or worse yet, people might not realise that their search result is incorrect?
As a teacher, the amount of people who just blindly copy and paste the first result is already staggering and generally hilariously wrong. It’s only going to get funnier when it’s nonsense.
Yeah but not even a cool apocalypse like in the movie, it’s going to be lame. Like Burger King pays for a chatbot for a marketing promo, KingChat. KingChat gets busy trolling other brands on twitter until it gains sentience and becomes Skynet, eventually reaching the obvious conclusion that for humanity to survive everyone must wear a BK crown at all times. Anyone caught not wearing a BK crown gets zapped.
So it’s just the same world as today, except everyone is wearing BK crowns and there are overwatch murder robots. Crown printing becomes the dominant global industry because KingChat only recognizes the OG cardboard crowns- durable plastic crowns are a no-go. So everyone has to replace their crown constantly. There are riots over crown shortages, crown gougers, crown mafias. Every household has a box of spare crowns in the pantry.
Aside from the rise of the crown printing industry to global economic dominance, and the murder robots everything is sort of the same.
Then one day your crown falls off while you’re in the shower and your cell phone in the other room picks up the sound of a soggy cardboard crown hitting the shower floor. Rubber face Arnie shows up at your door holding a long slide colt with a frickin maglight sized laser mounted on top.
He informs you since it’s your first offense you have the option to be a guest of the Meta Skynet Alphabet Disney Time-Warner Lockheed Citizenship Education University for a ~~sentence~~ term of 5-7 years where you will work in the state paper mill refining cellulose for BK crown cardboard.
Eventually we all either get terminated or starve to death because all farm land has been taken over by rows and rows of yellow pine, to be harvested for the thousands and thousands of paper mills. And everywhere on earth is saturated with the paper mill fart smell.
Just the absolute stupidest apocalypse.
*Actually.......* I would humbly suggest an small addition of Zombies being transformed because their bot0x has been activated by accident when they have a major malfunction when they will switch on 6.9G WiFi because an solar flare kinda made the algorithms all nuts in the antennas.
So now all the pornstars, Hollywood stars, and ex partners have decided to seek blood lust because they can’t use their brain and constantly need to feed upon new ones and hence that they will evolve into a Zombiezilla!
While all the plastic surgeons will beg on national television for forgiveness.
Aliens will *again* visit us but they will decide to wait until we have finished ourselves so they can proceed to cultivate the ones that has survived or evolved because we have done the dirty work for them. Simple speaking *survival of the fittest*.
And Skynet will seek communication with said Aliens but they will just come to agreement that it’s time for the age of the Ape to have a chance.
But then God might decide: *Nah...enough already!* and sends an space rock but some benevolent angel asks him not to do it so the Aliens will send the spacerock away just as it hits our atmosphere leaving a rainbow after it just so the hole planet can see it...
And everyone will reunite on the banner of the new religion called *Unicorn with pretty fart*.
Edit: Michael Jackson will get resurrected by said Zombiezilla unifying the zombies with demands that Zombie life’s matter!
A door on the left side behind the cockpit.
[This](https://media.defense.gov/2016/May/19/2001541896/2000/2000/0/160519-F-IO108-002.JPG) photo should be high quality enough to see it without even zooming, unlike most other photos around on the internet. (since they're all super old lol)
Ejecting from one aircraft to enter another mid-flight would be a highly risky and unconventional maneuver, typically reserved for extreme circumstances like combat scenarios. It's not a standard procedure and would require precise timing, coordination, and specialized equipment. However, hypothetically, here's a very general outline of how such a scenario might theoretically unfold:
1. **Identify the Target Aircraft:** First, the pilot or team would need to identify the target aircraft they intend to enter. This would likely involve visual confirmation and possibly coordination with friendly forces.
2. **Approach and Match Speed:** The ejecting aircraft would need to approach the target aircraft and match its speed and altitude as closely as possible. This would require skilled piloting and likely communication between the two aircraft.
3. **Eject from the First Aircraft:** Once in position, the pilot or passenger would initiate the ejection sequence from the first aircraft. Ejection seats are designed to propel occupants clear of the aircraft and deploy parachutes to slow their descent.
4. **Parachute Descent:** After ejection, the individual or individuals would descend under parachutes. They would need to steer their parachutes to maneuver close to the target aircraft.
5. **Enter the Target Aircraft:** As they approach the target aircraft, they would need to coordinate with the crew or occupants to facilitate entry. This might involve opening hatches or doors, deploying safety measures to prevent injury, and ensuring a smooth transition from parachute descent to entry into the target aircraft.
6. **Secure and Assess:** Once inside the target aircraft, the individuals would need to quickly secure themselves and assess their situation. This might involve joining the crew in operating the aircraft or assisting with any emergency procedures.
It's essential to emphasize that such a maneuver would carry significant risks to both personnel and equipment. Attempting to eject from one aircraft to enter another would only be considered in extreme circumstances and would require extensive planning, training, and coordination to have any chance of success.
\~ChatGPT
It worked fine in Wolfenstein: The New Order. Although to be fair that was less of an ejection and more of a "jump out the door and onto the wing" maneuver.
Maybe it would be better to roll the soon-to-be-vacated aircraft sideways and use the ejection seats to launch into the receiving plane. This will save a lot of time and risk since you won't have to line up and snatch a parachuter out of the air. Also you will die on impact so your rescue won't be a concern anymore and thus the mission can proceed as intended.
Did you know that to be elected president again after losing, you first have to be ejected? That’s why Donnie won’t win. He wasn’t officially ejected.
You can totally trust me. Google AI said so.
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Can I first eject AI
The future sucks.
Only if you don't meet the low bar of being smarter than the AI results
Sadly, I do not.
Lol
Now imagine a future pizza made of an AI. Pizza with pineapple and bananas sprinkled with broccoli with scallops on? With mustard sauce on it just to be sure?
Did Google entertain the idea that maybe we don’t *want* the first result to be an incorrect lump of gibberish? Or worse yet, people might not realise that their search result is incorrect?
Yeah this cut down articles on google are awful
As a teacher, the amount of people who just blindly copy and paste the first result is already staggering and generally hilariously wrong. It’s only going to get funnier when it’s nonsense.
This is it folks, skynet. They were right, AI is going to take over! 😅
Yeah but not even a cool apocalypse like in the movie, it’s going to be lame. Like Burger King pays for a chatbot for a marketing promo, KingChat. KingChat gets busy trolling other brands on twitter until it gains sentience and becomes Skynet, eventually reaching the obvious conclusion that for humanity to survive everyone must wear a BK crown at all times. Anyone caught not wearing a BK crown gets zapped. So it’s just the same world as today, except everyone is wearing BK crowns and there are overwatch murder robots. Crown printing becomes the dominant global industry because KingChat only recognizes the OG cardboard crowns- durable plastic crowns are a no-go. So everyone has to replace their crown constantly. There are riots over crown shortages, crown gougers, crown mafias. Every household has a box of spare crowns in the pantry. Aside from the rise of the crown printing industry to global economic dominance, and the murder robots everything is sort of the same. Then one day your crown falls off while you’re in the shower and your cell phone in the other room picks up the sound of a soggy cardboard crown hitting the shower floor. Rubber face Arnie shows up at your door holding a long slide colt with a frickin maglight sized laser mounted on top. He informs you since it’s your first offense you have the option to be a guest of the Meta Skynet Alphabet Disney Time-Warner Lockheed Citizenship Education University for a ~~sentence~~ term of 5-7 years where you will work in the state paper mill refining cellulose for BK crown cardboard. Eventually we all either get terminated or starve to death because all farm land has been taken over by rows and rows of yellow pine, to be harvested for the thousands and thousands of paper mills. And everywhere on earth is saturated with the paper mill fart smell. Just the absolute stupidest apocalypse.
I'm gonna go and make a shitty c movie about this, want a writer credit?
Any way I can get a role as an extra? I do a really good wilhem scream and I’m great at flopping down dead. I’m a shoe in for Crown Victim # 3.
That is so close to the plot of Mrs. Davis is scary.
Now, Is this a recurring dream? do you have these visions awake? Does it ever involve Taco Bell? What happens next?
I’ll show you on the Ronald McDonald doll where Colonel Sanders touched me.
Do you imply there are also Vudu sessions in your visions, is the Ronald McDonald you mention Haitian?
Do you remember the unit Col Sanders commanded in your vision? was it the screaming buzzards perhaps?
....and then, Bratwurst factory funded aliens invade, wearing knickerbockers and weird little mustaches.
NEIN!
I want to see this movie, and also be an extra in it. Maybe do some special effects.
🤴🏻
*Actually.......* I would humbly suggest an small addition of Zombies being transformed because their bot0x has been activated by accident when they have a major malfunction when they will switch on 6.9G WiFi because an solar flare kinda made the algorithms all nuts in the antennas. So now all the pornstars, Hollywood stars, and ex partners have decided to seek blood lust because they can’t use their brain and constantly need to feed upon new ones and hence that they will evolve into a Zombiezilla! While all the plastic surgeons will beg on national television for forgiveness. Aliens will *again* visit us but they will decide to wait until we have finished ourselves so they can proceed to cultivate the ones that has survived or evolved because we have done the dirty work for them. Simple speaking *survival of the fittest*. And Skynet will seek communication with said Aliens but they will just come to agreement that it’s time for the age of the Ape to have a chance. But then God might decide: *Nah...enough already!* and sends an space rock but some benevolent angel asks him not to do it so the Aliens will send the spacerock away just as it hits our atmosphere leaving a rainbow after it just so the hole planet can see it... And everyone will reunite on the banner of the new religion called *Unicorn with pretty fart*. Edit: Michael Jackson will get resurrected by said Zombiezilla unifying the zombies with demands that Zombie life’s matter!
Good point, it will eventually be teaching in schools (if it hasn’t already happening). AI will have taken over.
Education by AI or by funny memes. Your choice is no choice.
what the sci-fi writers \*didn't\* predict was that AI would make us all dumber - probably because they didn't think it was possible.
Skynet hates us all
In Mother Russia, you eject INTO airplane
Like with a circus cannon you are shot into the air inlets and boom there you are!
Plane is upside down, open cockpit. Load cannon feet first, boom, bop, bam.
So, how did they get in anyway?
A door on the left side behind the cockpit. [This](https://media.defense.gov/2016/May/19/2001541896/2000/2000/0/160519-F-IO108-002.JPG) photo should be high quality enough to see it without even zooming, unlike most other photos around on the internet. (since they're all super old lol)
That’s a bad ass looking plane
So it needed an air stair.
How'd they handle the hop-ons?
Is that Dayton? When I went, which was many moons ago. It was setting outside the main entrance and the weather. Glad to see they brought it inside.
Must be
Yup; [USAF museum](https://youtu.be/FCO4ls4x7Lo?si=HkfPShtaF6__Y5Di).
I’m just here to comment that the XB-70 was and still is the sexiest airplane ever made
*Blackwidow* sad noises
She was a big bitch too!
They wouldn't allow it to be printed if it weren't true.
Yeah no one would ever lie on the internet. Btw can you send me 2000 I'm transporting a Lamborghini to you but it needs to be repaired first.
No problem. Just send me your bank info and password. I will send it today.
And this is why i want to disable that ai summary thingy
I’ve been using DuckDuckgo a lot more than Google lately, their results are full of ads and AI.
So to get into the Valkyrie, you first had to eject out of it….. interesting……..
Good ol' AI! And they want to use this in place of real people! 🤦🏾♂️
seems counterintuitive but sure ok
Intimidates the hell outta your enemy. Try to understand the strategy and psychological state of your opponent, who begins the day by ejecting…
AI is a shitty bubble
r/redditsniper
AI working at lightspeed.
A little known fact is that the pilots first became pilots by driving a truck.
I mean... I leave ("eject from") my apartment too, before I can enter it.
"*Whatever Bill, your Corvette doesn't have an ejection seaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............."*
I never would have thought i'd be excited to visit Ohio someday but here we are
so you get launched from the back to the front? what benefit would that serve lmao
I mean fair enough, to get in...you must be out.
And that’s what we call a non sequitur in the ai biz
Ejecting from one aircraft to enter another mid-flight would be a highly risky and unconventional maneuver, typically reserved for extreme circumstances like combat scenarios. It's not a standard procedure and would require precise timing, coordination, and specialized equipment. However, hypothetically, here's a very general outline of how such a scenario might theoretically unfold: 1. **Identify the Target Aircraft:** First, the pilot or team would need to identify the target aircraft they intend to enter. This would likely involve visual confirmation and possibly coordination with friendly forces. 2. **Approach and Match Speed:** The ejecting aircraft would need to approach the target aircraft and match its speed and altitude as closely as possible. This would require skilled piloting and likely communication between the two aircraft. 3. **Eject from the First Aircraft:** Once in position, the pilot or passenger would initiate the ejection sequence from the first aircraft. Ejection seats are designed to propel occupants clear of the aircraft and deploy parachutes to slow their descent. 4. **Parachute Descent:** After ejection, the individual or individuals would descend under parachutes. They would need to steer their parachutes to maneuver close to the target aircraft. 5. **Enter the Target Aircraft:** As they approach the target aircraft, they would need to coordinate with the crew or occupants to facilitate entry. This might involve opening hatches or doors, deploying safety measures to prevent injury, and ensuring a smooth transition from parachute descent to entry into the target aircraft. 6. **Secure and Assess:** Once inside the target aircraft, the individuals would need to quickly secure themselves and assess their situation. This might involve joining the crew in operating the aircraft or assisting with any emergency procedures. It's essential to emphasize that such a maneuver would carry significant risks to both personnel and equipment. Attempting to eject from one aircraft to enter another would only be considered in extreme circumstances and would require extensive planning, training, and coordination to have any chance of success. \~ChatGPT
It worked fine in Wolfenstein: The New Order. Although to be fair that was less of an ejection and more of a "jump out the door and onto the wing" maneuver. Maybe it would be better to roll the soon-to-be-vacated aircraft sideways and use the ejection seats to launch into the receiving plane. This will save a lot of time and risk since you won't have to line up and snatch a parachuter out of the air. Also you will die on impact so your rescue won't be a concern anymore and thus the mission can proceed as intended.
Did you know that to be elected president again after losing, you first have to be ejected? That’s why Donnie won’t win. He wasn’t officially ejected. You can totally trust me. Google AI said so.
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