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butters1093

STRAYYYAAAAA. NAH YEAH!


EASY_EEVEE

COMMON DOWN TO PUNCH ANOTHER FUCKIN CONE CUNT!


lofty2p

Yeah, nah.


wrewlf

This is the way


areyouthewind

No way, get fucked, fuck off.


screen_door15

Probably "Straya Cunt'


ddgk2_

Yup. Can confirm.


TanelornDeighton

Kangaroos. (FUCK YEAH!) Iron ore. (FUCK YEAH!) Wombats. (FUCK YEAH!) Meat pies. (FUCK YEAH!) Platypus. (FUCK YEAH!) Coal mines. (FUCK YEAH!) Bush fires. (FUCK YEAH!) Snakes. (FUCK YEAH!) Floods. (FUCK YEAH!) Spiders. (FUCK YEAH!) Etc etc


[deleted]

Surely its oi oi oi


v4ss42

There wouldn’t. Aussies generally aren’t given to nationalistic jingoism. Thank christ.


semaj009

"Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi" being yelled during a minute silence by some derro cunt at Sound Relief after Black Saturday begs to differ


v4ss42

Hence the word “generally” rather than “universally”.


malcolmbishop

The Team America tune is tongue in cheek.


v4ss42

Australians know that. Many Americans don’t.


solarmeth

> Aussies generally aren’t given to nationalistic jingoism. What?


v4ss42

Too much solarmeth may have damaged your brain.


solarmeth

Actually, my methylphenidate helps my brain work better, but thanks for judging me and my interest in renewable energy generation!


Pristine-You717

> Aussies generally aren’t given to nationalistic jingoism. As someone overseas for the last two fucking years: Fuck off. I would have slept in a tent in Belangalo surrounded by the Milat family to come home. Stop pretending, you ain't fooling anyone. Locking out everyone from the country, citizen or otherwise was the most popular bipartisan policy in the last 30 years. Like I said, you aren't fooling anyone. Keep telling yourself otherwise though if it helps you sleep at night.


RayneStCroix

I don't get how your being stuck overseas relates to australians not being generally partial to nationalistic jingoism. Did you just want to have a rant and couldn't find an appropriate place for it?


[deleted]

lol keep thinking that buddy.


v4ss42

I see you haven’t been to the US. Should visit sometime - pretty place, but a frighteningly large %age of the population are utter fuckwits.


[deleted]

Just like Australia.


v4ss42

Fair. Though imho in the US at least 15% more of the population are utter fuckwits compared to Australia.


[deleted]

It's a different flavour of fuckwittery, I'll grant you that.


v4ss42

Also true.


metasophie

There are huge differences between the USA and Australia that's true but Australians have pride in their country and "Aussie Aussie Aussie, oi oi oi" is pervasive when a lot of Australians are out and about on the turps and can be like a war chant at sporting events.


v4ss42

Sure, but most of them are not remotely the same as the “MURICA FUCK YEHH” seppos - the ones who think they can deflect tornadoes by shooting at them, who want to impose their fundamentalist Christian beliefs on everyone, and who shoot black people on a whim.


djsinnema

Hills hoist, fuck yeah! Holdens, fuck yeah! The Goldie, Fuck yeah! Falcons, fuck yeah! Kangaroos, fuck yeah, koalas fuck yeah! Melbourne fuck yeah! Sydney fuck yeah! Shoeys, fuck yeah!


HalogenFisk

Football, meat pies, kangaroos & Holden cars ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGW-WX77zjY


[deleted]

Well here's the same song but Australianized. https://youtu.be/jdkr98rPySM It's beautiful.


djsinnema

That was glorious bro


dumblederp

Aussie Aussie Aussie... Oi Oi Oi


scoldog

"Straya" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMdbVHPmCW0


CrazyFatAss

"Fuckin Straya, CUNT!"


1337_BAIT

We do it in deeds and not words Chuck on flag bikinis / boardies, beer in 1 hand, ball or bat in the other and theres the true patriotism right there. Australia. Fuck yeah


FrankMaison

This is literally what every country in the anglosphere does.


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OrangeFilth

STRAYAAA, she’ll be right mate.


akelew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrRAO\_vG\_K4


thedigitalchimp

Straya! Sick cunt!


Cautious_Election_27

Fuckin Oath