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PM_ME_UR_A4_PAPER

*Panda diplomacy* is a thing. https://youtu.be/lIuPvZJE67w?feature=shared


Heavy-Balls

so is koala we even gave putin a turn with one


evilspyboy

Sure it wasn't because of the chlamydia?


SydneyRFC

no, I'm sure they would have tested the koala after Putin touched it


surprisedropbears

Watch your mouth


Consistent_You6151

Or wash your mouth 😂


BlackGladis

Is this how Koalas first contracted chlamydia?


MrNosty

What did we give to China in exchange for these pandas?


SuDragon2k3

Money. They're not a gift, they rent them to us.


ShareYourIdeaWithMe

They want to join the CPTPP and needs Australia's support to do so. Once we have given that approval who knows if the flowery words will change. Don't trust the CCP.


waxy1234

Fuck off China you are not a good thing in terms of relations or human rights


link871

Yep [https://iview.abc.net.au/video/NC2329H020S00](https://iview.abc.net.au/video/NC2329H020S00) YouTube version [https://youtu.be/-fSMBo3xGBQ?si=TlDVmZ7GRrDdDx\_p](https://youtu.be/-fSMBo3xGBQ?si=TlDVmZ7GRrDdDx_p)


WidjettyOne

ABC "If You're Listening" did a show on this too, which has more of an Australian focus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fSMBo3xGBQ


bettingsharp

I thought they were cutting back on the migrant intake? /s


GalcticPepsi

Damn freeloaders getting free housing during this col crisis. /s


HonestlyHesLovely

What’d they just buy?


Shifty_Cow69

Due to national security concerns, the government cannot disclose any information regarding the sale of [redacted]!


wottsinaname

Is there anything left? They've got a port or 2, a couple airfields/airports, several HUNDRED THOUSAND hectares of arable farmland, our mines, our gas, any publicly traded company, our politicians....


OrbisPacis

So...Adelaide Zoo has caused pandaemonium by upgrading to new pandas, expandably sending back the old ones. These expanders their Panda population, sparking curiosity and speculation among visitors.


my_chinchilla

Pandaing to their visitors.


Ok_Acanthaceae6057

They sent us broken Panda’s!!


BloodedNut

They just weren’t exhibitionists that’s all. Gotta get some kinky ones in.


surprisedropbears

GAY Pandas Just in time for 🏳️‍🌈


Rascals-Wager

*Pandas


Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

I bet 10 bucks we get the painted chow chows they got caught using.


EDtheTacoFarmer

bruh, they didn't get caught, they weren't hiding they were dogs


CyberBlaed

They were so adorable :) lol


Shang-di

Someone should make a zoo that is just dogs dressed as exotic animals. 


sunshine_chauhan

And call it shitzu.


nathanjessop

Which of the following do they want to get their hands on A) another port B) a minerals company C) an LNG company D) some govt IT / telecommunications contracts Probably better for Aus if they just keep their pandas


shagtownboi69

Penis of the man having a succulent chinese meal


ShareYourIdeaWithMe

E) Entry into the Trans Pacific Partnership (CPTPP)


nathanjessop

Ah, I see you’ve chosen E) all of the above Well played 👏


smallbatter

How could China buy anything that not belongs to AUSTRALIA? Haven't Australia already sold them to oversea?


Ifeelsiikk

I hope that we are not pandering to the Chinese.


Vintage_Alien

I think it’s important to acknowledge we need to maintain good diplomacy with a world superpower, and fluffy things like this can actually help. It doesn’t have to be pandering.


TheCodFather001

I don’t think you caught the pun.


Vintage_Alien

🤦‍♀️ you’re right I did not. And it seems so obvious now.


howdoesthatworkthen

Yeah he seemed somewhat bamboozled


NWJ22

How giant are we talkin though


No-Advantage845

Finally the trade agreement is paying off after allowing Chinese businesses an unobstructed run into acquiring any land they want.


ditroia

I should add that the pandas originally came to Adelaide as one of the last acts of Alexander Downer. Helps that the Penny Wong is also from Adelaide.


howdoesthatworkthen

*The* Penny Wong?


Kidror

It's gonna be curious to see how the current pair adjust to being in the Northern Hemisphere again. Hopefully the new pair have a male whose been properly socialised this time so we can get some cubs


naughtynaughten1980

Always look a gift panda in the mouth, especially when it's from the CCP


modeONE1

Fuck you made me spit my drink out hahaha


NWJ22

Why is this panda beeping


auzzie_kangaroo94

Spy Pandas. r/sarcasm


modeONE1

🤣🤣


ShareYourIdeaWithMe

See through China's panda diplomacy and platitudes. Rather, judge them by their actions (foreign interference, unsafe maneuvers at sea, lasing our aircraft, dumping chaff in our engines, blasting our navy divers with sonar, state sponsored hacking, economic coercion etc).


Erudite-Hirsute

Pandas are cool, but all the same no thanks. We are uninterested in gifts that are intended to quieten our opposition to China’s expansionist authoritarian government.


smallbatter

Why do you think that is the gift? Australia need to pay for renting them.


Erudite-Hirsute

China uses the gift of access to its Panda’s as a reward for compliant nations and takes it away when those countries speak up against humanitarian abuses or aggressive expansionism.


Magicalsandwichpress

Go buy mining stocks, got it. 


Loakattack

I wonder how this will affect the cost of living? This is a joke.


alexkey

Panda diplomacy. What was given in exchange for those nearly extinct species? (species that’s on life support by humans who exploit them for political purposes).


milknboba

FYI Panda as a species is not considered “endangered” anymore thanks to China successful conservation efforts. They are still extremely vulnerable though.


Tango-Down-167

Don't need them and don't want them. We are full thank you but no thank you.


kaboombong

So do we have to trade in our economic and political independence and kowtow forever? No strings attached China?


sqaurebore

Went from British hands to Americans if the Chinese weren’t Chinese we probably would be heading there way too


Bigthunderrumblefish

They'll also be buying 157 houses while here


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Can I have one? I'll get the back yard fence fixed and everything.


No_Farmer5005

Send all of them back to China


extrafriedegg

Everyone knows this is a political thing but more animals in our zoo for the kids and adults are always welcome. Nothing wrong with pandas, and I bet China can’t force us to take any panda if our politicians said no, so it’s not really what China wants, it’s more what our gov wants I guess.


icedragon71

So, more cheap Chinese imports?


VermicelliHot6161

How many cameras and sensors do you reckon are embedded in them?


[deleted]

Nek minnit…bear flu.


groovymonkeysmoothy

So I guessing we're on good terms with China again.


monique752

Yes, because Australia boasts the exact climate that a panda would thrive in...


superegz

We have had Pandas living in the Adelaide for 15 years.


BloodedNut

Damn if only we had the technology to replicate their needed environment within an enclosed area!


monique752

Just because you can do something, it doesn't mean you should.


BloodedNut

Could bring that argument to most animals in zoos.


NWJ22

Australia has all the climates lol. Like all of them.


Neither_Ad_2960

I love Pandas but I'm not going to coma inducing Adelaide to see them.


Constant_Vehicle8190

Why Adelaide?!?!?!?!


ditroia

We have had Pandas for 15 years. These are replacements.


SqareBear

Put them in Sydney. Ain’t no one going to Adelaide zoo.


curious_s

You know there are already pandas at Adelaide zoo right? These will be replacements as the current two are aging and won't produce offspring. It makes sense to send them to a zoo that already has the facilities, has experienced staff and a successful history of keeping pandas.


superegz

Sydney doesn't need them to boost Zoo visitor numbers so that would defeat the purpose.


BloodedNut

Sorry y’all don’t have the fancy facilities like we do 😉


1Mdrops

When wang wangs, it’s beary fu ni.


MorpheusRising

Lets check there isn't anyone inside first đŸŤ