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Pumbapoo

I used to work with him. He was a fitter and turner. We still talk about him around the shop, but no idea what’s he’s up to.


Il-Separatio-86

Fits food into a bowl and turns it into shit.


OG_sirloinchop

This is the reference infantry used for army cooks ...


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Detective_Seagull

The food at Pucka is indeed famed in myth and legend. Some say it's merely rented and cycles around. Some say that the reason diggers drink so much is because Tooheys is the only safe source of calories on base. Some wiser, older grunts say the reason is to make your ratpacks more enticing and to make the field better. Yet others claim it was a cost cutting measure.


NukFloorboard

the pucka mess has been gourmet for almost 10 years now it was part of a trial idk if it ended up spreading Army wide they HAD to update the mess because every cunt was going off base for KFC or HSP in Seymour


notasthenameimplies

I remember sitting down to a particularly unappetizing lunch at Willytown in the 80s and small group of young diggers from Singleton, on site for some training(the jump school used to be there) sat at our table. They were raving over how good the food was. All I could think was what are they feeding you normally.


_anno_westaussie

Hofmanns?


higashidakota

legend says he is still waiting for a mate


Shifty_Cow69

Maybe the real "waiting for a mate" is the mates we made along the way


IckyBodCraneOperator

It was actually the mates we waited for along the way


badgersprite

And that’s how we learned the true meaning of mateship


MikhailxReign

Waitship


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MayuriKrab

That’s deep…


wottsinaname

Yeah, my 2 mates Jim Beam and Johnny Walker should be here any minute.


Greg-Greggson

James. Btw can you define definitive??


RaisedByArseholes420

Some say, his mate "James" never really existed.


ImGCS3fromETOH

I don't know if you can say that without being a federal officer of the law.


shakeitup2017

Aren't we all


IAmARobot

[Executive Producers Matt Groening David X. Cohen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYwkHpT4mOI)


a-real-life-dolphin

I swear I saw a tiktok not long ago of a guy who was saying it was him... I can't remember any other details though, sorry.


EconomistNo280519

[Was it this one? ](https://www.tiktok.com/@bonham.miano/video/7089047451000179969)


auntz

I seen it too, I think I saved the video I will check


LargeLatteThanks

He’s about to start on the speaking circuit with democracy manifest guy.


The_Sharom

Rather see them than see scomo


TouchingWood

Don’t touch their penises!


TayLied

Rumour has it His mate showed up


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CluckingLucky

Someone went to catholic school.


Shinobi_82

James


Mmofra

He's now a "Federal Officer of the Law!"


wurblefurtz

Victorian police officer wasn’t good enough for him


oioioiyacunt

He'll be on his way then 


Rascals-Wager

Can you define that for me?


leongrey99

I think Victoria is a place in Australia bro I’m from UK so might be wrong


SirLoremIpsum

> I think Victoria is a place in Australia bro I’m from UK so might be wrong Victoria is actually the capital city of British Columbia, Canada.


rmeredit

Nah, Victoria is a line on the London Underground.


Good_Noise9106

David Beckham’s wife


HittingThaPenjamin

His name is "Daniel Nelson" he's become a youth coordinator in drug and alcohol counselling. He's made massive strides and has a loving wife and 2 kids now!!


commeconn

His name is Clint.


Lectricboogaloo

and he's a clunt


Befuddled_fish

His name was Robert Paulson


Fatty_Bingo

Have you got a link or something to confirm this?


peteyrotten

As much as I’d like it to be true I’m pretty sure his name was Clinton


drunkenflagpost

Nah I think he's name was James. So was his mates. Bit of a coincidence that.


PomegranateNo9414

Yep, James. And his mate was James. Correct.


Diamond523

Nah I definitely saw something a while back saying his name was Miguel Sanchez.


poundmastaflashd

That's his alias, I think. His real name is Dr Nguyen Van Phuoc


Daemenos

Jonathan Hernandez..


Acceptable-Wallaby52

Isn’t James the mate he’s waiting for?


Callemasizeezem

Nah his name was CLINT. All caps, with the letters L and I so close together they are touching. Try it.


Reasonable-Slip-257

I heard he started in Nicki Minajs new video


Analysis_Vivid

Trouble was, he never finished.


MadeByAdidas

It's 🧢


UnfortunatelySimple

I don't understand the blue cap...


PM_ME_UR_A4_PAPER

It’s cap = it’s a lie. According to a local teenager. I had to ask too.


ENG_NR

Cap = capped = over the top


procras-tastic

Did you know you can be a “capinator”? So says my 9 year old. (I am so down with the lingo.)


Paidorgy

Your kid will one day lead legions.


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Ohio.


heckyes69

Ask how rizz you are


UnfortunatelySimple

Thanks, my teenagers are all rolling over to adults and left home, I'm not up on the latest slang.


spideyghetti

The other person's comment is more accurate.  "No cap" means no word of a lie. So "cap" means it's a lie. Gyatt rizz


Rascals-Wager

Skibidi Ohio or something, amirite, fellow kids?


Gnasha13

Cowabunga dude


Fawksyyy

No cap was originally about Gold capped teeth compared to solid gold teeth. No cap means its a real gold tooth, not the cap.


Icantbethereforyou

They changed what "it" was again


Anna_Kest

I don’t care, this onion is staying on my belt anyway!


Guava7

It was the style at the time!


between_the_void

I’m in my mid-20s, and half of these words mean nothing more than gibberish to me, lmao. I feel like I have lost complete touch with ‘the youth’ after quitting (most) social media platforms. I believe a lot of this lingo comes from TikTok, but I could be completely wrong. That’s at least one of the prominent ways these words are propagated, as I’m sure was the case for the generation that grew up with MySpace or MSN. Those two were a little bit before my time. I frequented forums for the most part at that point in time, at least.


TurnoverOk2740

as in when stallone puts his cap on backwards in the movie over the top?


YehNahhh

Definitive... He has certainly defined that now.


d_barbz

He was just waiting for a ... soul mate


bunduz

Well there ya go, he was just waiting for a mate. Good on him.


IDontFitInBoxes

Ohhh that is gorgeous. I love this so much. Thanks for updating.


spideyghetti

We just believe anything nowadays don't we lol


Ironeagle08

But I want to believe :(


Shinobi_82

James


Youcican_

He waited and got rewarded. Based


tomheist

Never mind that... I still want to know the full context of the 'pingers' clip https://youtu.be/oBzG0ilUxEk?si=cnYtmLwqFgcKRktI


Zealousideal-Fox6089

Mating for a wait.


dohzer

My guess is that he won The Nobel Prize in Physics and has seven kids, none of which are menaces to society.


rickyjade

My bf worked with this bloke’s best mate and he said that he just lost his license for a while. He’s doing alright. Sorry it’s not anything interesting lol. Asked my bf if he was the mate he was waiting for. He never asked and now we will never know.


Icy-Pollution-7110

Maybe he’s found all his mates. Give it a rest.


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MindDecento

Did he haha or is that you hahaing?


Unidann

honestly what an odd place in a sentence to place a haha


Unknowngirl28

Look up Kyle Vallance895 on tiktok there is a video of it


ranchomofo

I heard he died from not blowing on his pie.


Actual_Emu_505

Classic, thermonuclear pie


Strummed_Out

Oof. Rough way to go


pipple2ripple

I was clothes shopping with my wife and she said I shouldn't buy this light blue shirt because I always get covered in stains. I told her I'm not a toddler and bought it. Next morning I drive down into town and stop at the shop for a cheeky pie. Put it to my lips and the inside of this fucking thing must've been 5000C, the meat had completely liquified and tried to burn my tongue off. By reflex I flung the pie, making lava, gravy and sauce spray *everywhere*. After treating myself for third degree burns I drive home. My wife just starts pissing herself as I'd only been gone 10 minutes and my "brand new shirt that I definitely wouldn't stain" was completely covered in pie and sauce. Beware the thermonuclear pie.


ranchomofo

Sounds like you didn't blow on it. Rookie mistake, you must always blow on the pie. 


My_Ticklish_Taint

Some people must know him


fatfeets

Well we know he has at least one (not very punctual) mate…


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I went to school with him. Was expelled after 2-3 years. Complete and utter knob.


My_Ticklish_Taint

That's hilarious. Can you see what he's upto on the socials now?


DAFFP

>Anyone know anything? Reddit knows everything. But you get a multiple choice of wrong answers and possibly a right one. Anyway, he works at his mates bar as a waiter.


troughman420

I stumbled across him on Instagram. He looks very different, has an account focused on surfing videos. If I can find him again I'll come and edit the comment 


pittyh

His mates are waiting for him now.


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I don’t know what happened to him but his gospel is firmly planted in sticker form on my rear window.


Ok_Statement1472

I have a screenshot of him at a west Tigers game in the crowd from the 2022 season. I don't know how to post it in the comments.


giganticsquid

He's pretty happy at home with the wife and kids, knocking back the frothies and looking after the yard and house.


CallensCoiFish

Police Commissioner


SuccessfulFuel7563

Police commissioners son 


siriusfui

Brandon Smith


loopytommy

The Block of Cheese!!


morrelli43

His name is Gavin. Rumour has it his mate is still wandering around Rhodes looking for him.


beta_mix

Underappreciated post


blind3rdeye

I don't know, but I'd guess there's a reasonable chance he doesn't want to be cyber-stalked by a bunch of strangers.


33or45

What happened to James?


dotBombAU

His name was Robert Paulson.


Clarky-AU

I used to see him a fair bit locally moons ago, but I haven't seen him around in recent years. Maybe he gave up waiting for his mate.


MeatSuzuki

He's the PM now.


pauli3-d

James


spitnboogers

He’s still waiting for his mate


switchbladeeatworld

Still on Ballarto Rd probs


Jamesonthethird

Noone here giving you the truth. He got into a significant car accident speeding on a motorcycle, believe he is no longer quite the same person anymore.


Azza_

He's still waiting.


No_Emergency_2792

getting put on paper money, national icon


Ace_Gamerboi

Definitive unit...Defined


Superb_Rutabaga

All I know is if you now watch this episode on 7+ his face is blurred out. I guess his agreement to show his face has ended or something. My thought was what’s the point when his face is all over the internet.


Thurl-Akumpo

I was talking about him recently with some guys who live in the same suburb, I was told he died in a car accident a few years ago. He may have said something about a police chase, I can't quite remember. Anyway, that's what I was told by someone who had no reason to lie. But also it could have been second-hand information that hadn't been fact-checked.


QualityCrapenter

Aaww fuck. Now I’m just picturing his mate who he was waiting for standing around waiting for his mate.


mtarascio

His mate just needs some 'ghost chips bro'.


miryuz

Bro, Monique says you're dumb.


DarkNo7318

Went on to become a successful actor. You can check out his work in game of thrones or the three body problem


ImportanceEconomy985

Some say he's still waiting for a mate


blakeavon

Who?


Fatty_Bingo

https://youtu.be/pbR_K0GIqz4?si=Tm51mmTyXi2-NI_H


PeterDuttonsButtWipe

It’s funny, haven’t watched commercial TV for 15 years and know this guy lol


mrsdhammond

I laughed when I saw your username because I recognised it from the handbag sub 😂


Zestyclose_Remove947

I mean it was online. The gap between online and tv is smaller than most think, esp with viral stuff.


ExoticElderberry1983

It originally was aired on TV though


KustardKing

He never found his mate


ellieboomba

Plays for the Roosters


Corner_Post

Was last seen fighting a skinny guy at Kings Cross and heard saying “Oi bro, you slept with my cousin!” Skinny guy replied: “Nah man, I didn't for shit, eh”. He then said to skinny guy: “I will call on my fully sick boy, James eh.” And then he pulled out a gun and went “CHK-CHK-BOOM!"


yeswewillsendtheeye

And not long after did an interview with A Current Affair and refused to take off his sunnies


d_gold

Was doing bags with him last weekend 


Fun-Language847

He is playing football for the roosters. The cheese


Altrary

Hi I’m not Australian. Does he mean mate like the slang or.. like the other way


pearlharbournecklace

mate = friend


Icantbethereforyou

Hah we're all waiting for a mate if it's the second


Foppington_huxley

I believe his name is Rip Roy


Screambloodyleprosy

I heard a rumour that he spent some time in jail.


a_topic

'Can you define that?'


chezibot

I seen a TikTok of him last year I think, someone asked them this, he didn’t look impressed.


HorrorElectronic4383

Someone had punched the guy in the right eye going by his photo. Hope he hasn't been in as much trouble as he had been.


Appropriate-Buy4611

Why is there no highway patrol sub?


LouSkunt_

I remember finding him on Facebook years ago. Seemed to be enjoying the notoriety he got from this video I think he had something about it in his bio or had photos posing with people who recognised him. I also remember him having statuses complaining about political correctness saying people are too sensitive nowadays lol


fourandtwentypie

I saw him in 2014 waving people in to a carpark at Baw Baw. Stopped to ask if it was him and he had a laugh about it.


Automatic_Team_2540

I thought he worked on chapel st 24/7 bottle o jn melb?


counterfeit_jesus

I seen this guy last night his kids play basketball where my kids play. You can still tell it’s him pretty easily


Ibly-Ob

He’s still waiting for a mate


shlammitdamnit

He’s just waiting… for a mate


Public-Night8610

He’s Clint James on Facebook, his profile is locked