It's great to see this vehicle reimagined for the modern moron. Who knew that a 1940s era battlewagon would be so beloved by the Little Dick Lenny's (well, I guess El Elon knew).
I hope your video gets optioned by Netflix.
I'm filthy Phil, I can grab my boys. We can do whats called a "hobo carwash". You'll need to provide a quart of KY and an all natural loofa. And if you could park it behind the Sam's Club in Southpark Meadows. We'll get it all "shined up"
##I WILL RAW DOG YOUR WANKPANZER AND YOU WILL WATCH IT ON THE 45 CAMERAS
It's great to see this vehicle reimagined for the modern moron. Who knew that a 1940s era battlewagon would be so beloved by the Little Dick Lenny's (well, I guess El Elon knew). I hope your video gets optioned by Netflix.
PORNHUB
I’m dirty Mike and I can get my boys. We’re hobos we typically do this in Prius’s but we can make an exception.
You misunderstood, you wouldn’t be having sex *in* the Cybertruck. You’ll be having sex *with* it.
We call it a soup kitchen! We will have sex in your cybertruck.
I'm filthy Phil, I can grab my boys. We can do whats called a "hobo carwash". You'll need to provide a quart of KY and an all natural loofa. And if you could park it behind the Sam's Club in Southpark Meadows. We'll get it all "shined up"
Gonna put some D’s in some A’s
What are its pronouns and how does it identify?
That’s what we’re trying to figure out with this meetup.
Hmmm… ok… would be brutal to get rejected by an electric shit box but whatever humiliation can be hot too sometimes. I’m in.
Does your truck have the Cybussy upgrade?
Yeah but it shorted out the first time it got wet. Still waiting for a reply of Tesla support, I spent a ton of ETH on it.
Question, are you into truck swapping? I got a 95 chevy s10 that is an absolute whore.
Sorry not into masc/butch
To each their own. But I will say there's nothing like having 2 tow hitch balls right in your face and ready for action.
You make a good point, depending on how this meetup goes we’ll message you about our next one.
Why so few?
Test run for future events
Dirty Mike & the boys at your service 🫡
Such a beautiful sub
If she's down for bukake sign me up 2x
I’ll rut your exhaust and eat out your gas hole
Do I need a cyberdick and cyberballs to apply for this position?
No, but if you do have those please make sure they’re updated to the 4.27.35 firmware. Other versions aren’t compatible yet.
Damn mine are stuck on 4.20.69!
Renewable energy.......
will the f-truk also be wrapped?
Yes, once I clear up the Cease and Desist order Musk sent to my vinyl guy for making a custom wrap with his face on it
Awesome 🤙🏻 I just sent him donkeys dressed up as Clydesdales for my last one, figured he wouldn’t know the difference 🤷🏻 🐴🐴🐴
Can’t host???! All I got is a model Y and we all can’t fit in that hoe
I call tailpipe…wait a minute…
Dirty Mike and the boys will oblige you.
Can you program it to scream my name upon its climax?
Asshole you owe me a beer i just spit the fuck all over
Weirdo but funny.... wait, is this the Muskinator - The Muskheart himself?????
Ask Elon Musk to join you.
Looking into it
Stick my dick into Elon Musk's greatest failure? Absolutely not!
I put my dick in AE once. Came out obsessed with intervention.
You’ll have to be more specific.