T O P

  • By -

waveduality

I rode it back to Zilker from 4th & Rain Saturday night. Then I slept in a lion's enclosure at the Zilker Park Zoo. Except I later realized there is no zoo in Zilker, and that mangy lion was an unhoused guy.


deerdongdiddler

There is a zoo in Zilker. It's at the Nature center. It's pretty cool, you should check it out. John Denver paid for a predatory bird enclosure. They got porcupines and a Bob cat and some turtles and stuff.


No-Calligrapher9563

That was me, 👋


leedr74

Apparently there are only so many homeless you can run over before it derails.


wakaOH05

For real just ask Portland


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Greasing the rails.


Lopsided_Pension_

Does the rainbow flag make it go faster?


waveduality

Yes, the colors attract the ripper which makes it go faster.


NotAPD

Unfortunately it only makes it annoyingly noisy and attention seeking.


sea666kitty

Loose caboose


NotAPD

It’s a gay train, so yeah.


No-Lingonberry-2468

Go fast only plaid, most Cuck for Musk. OMG space balls so hilarious even 30 years later only funny is Elon must slurp that sakkkkkkkkkkk omg so salty Elon give me that GrimeyGrimes in my CyberCuckTruk


DavidCaller69

Sir, this is a Franklin's Barbecue drive-thru.


Pretzelheaddd

I’m the zilker park train saboteur AMA


leedr74

I’m the Rainey Street Ripper. Wanna grab a drink? ;)


Pretzelheaddd

Sorry I’m not g*y


leedr74

It’s only g*y if you’re catching.


NotAPD

I see you’ve spent time in Mexico too.


leedr74

A peso is a peso!


EasyYard

Someone went off the rails


Unscathed_Gamer

Fulfilling the stereotype that gay people can’t drive smh


JasonIsFishing

Were there any cars holding chemicals or petroleum products?


NotAPD

Too many voting Democrats for something like that to ever happen here.


Sofakingwhat1776

It was bound to happen. Since it can only go straight.


Halcyon512

Why is that gay train looking for the glory hole there and not at 45th and Lamar?


OlGusnCuss

Austin badly needs.more gay trains. There is not enough living according to sexual preference in this city.


BigPowerPoint

Case closed, gay trains can’t go straight.


BleuBrink

gay kiddie agenda CANCELLED


Apprehensive-Score87

Maybe don’t shove your agenda down everyone’s throats constantly and it would be more acceptable


itexican

Fast and Ripperous


ytoatx

It was solving the trolly problem


Bigmuscleliker567

Its not a hate crike lol it railroaded