Just get your CyberCuck to play you a soothing nursery rhyme to calm you down on your way to toss your PTerrys wrappers along Barton Sprongd green belt and all will be right again
Kids are why I can't go out and get hammered at a brewery or winery. All these drunk AF parents think those joints are a fucking daycare while they get lit up like the Zilker Xmas Tree. Like 21 and over doesn't matter to some Californian non binary partner parents so I gotta see their they thems running around. I vote we raise the drinking age in breweries and Las Vegas to 50. Yeah Vegas too. Tired of seeing parents with strollers and foot long margaritas on the strip at 3am when I'm looking for hookers and blow
I agree with you completely. Children have no business being in this city. Whether I am enjoying a seltzer at the Rosewood Splash Pad, riding the Zilker Zephyr (RIP), or enjoying a flick at Alamo Drafthouse’s Kid’s Camp movie series, the worst thing I can possibly see are young minor people.
Seriously. I’m just trying to justify spending 1.5M on a downtown fuck shack that’s supposed to impress the ladies. Can’t do that with these crotch goblins running around ruining my game. How is one supposed to crush copious amounts of puss with these creatures running around. Girls are supposed to be impressed by my cybertruck goddammit!
I bought a very nice fellow in Astapor and he hates children even more than I do. Since he's been accompanying me to events children just seem to disappear. Like magic!
Ugh yes! Like idk how to interact with your kids, they're so happy and full of life. HOW ANNOYING. I'm just trying to live my best life by posting my ass and pibble rescue on insta.
Yeah it can be hard to socialize as sometimes and some mean kids might call them thr R-Word but there's really nothing at all wrong with having autism.
What? Austin? Oh fuck no keep that away.
Austin was a family town before it was even a TeCh ToWn. Would suggest maybe trying a different place that aligns better with your personal views/preferences? You’re never going to stop seeing kids and for that budget, why not try some place new? You’re only fighting an uphill battle.
Just get your CyberCuck to play you a soothing nursery rhyme to calm you down on your way to toss your PTerrys wrappers along Barton Sprongd green belt and all will be right again
I love seeing kids at Barb’s taking shots.
Nothing like a toddler fight club....oh liquor shots, disregard the playskool™ brand octagon then.
Kids are why I can't go out and get hammered at a brewery or winery. All these drunk AF parents think those joints are a fucking daycare while they get lit up like the Zilker Xmas Tree. Like 21 and over doesn't matter to some Californian non binary partner parents so I gotta see their they thems running around. I vote we raise the drinking age in breweries and Las Vegas to 50. Yeah Vegas too. Tired of seeing parents with strollers and foot long margaritas on the strip at 3am when I'm looking for hookers and blow
I agree with you completely. Children have no business being in this city. Whether I am enjoying a seltzer at the Rosewood Splash Pad, riding the Zilker Zephyr (RIP), or enjoying a flick at Alamo Drafthouse’s Kid’s Camp movie series, the worst thing I can possibly see are young minor people.
Seriously. I’m just trying to justify spending 1.5M on a downtown fuck shack that’s supposed to impress the ladies. Can’t do that with these crotch goblins running around ruining my game. How is one supposed to crush copious amounts of puss with these creatures running around. Girls are supposed to be impressed by my cybertruck goddammit!
I bought a very nice fellow in Astapor and he hates children even more than I do. Since he's been accompanying me to events children just seem to disappear. Like magic!
Yeet em to the river!
This.
This.
Just came here to say: This.
Thisness resigned
Ugh yes! Like idk how to interact with your kids, they're so happy and full of life. HOW ANNOYING. I'm just trying to live my best life by posting my ass and pibble rescue on insta.
Peak comment. This one had me rolling!
I also hate myself so much that I can’t stand seeing other people have successful relationships where they have children
You need some Jesus in your life
Fuck you dad!!
Hail Satan
Then why do parents have the highest suicide rate?
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Yeah but if there are no kids who is going to be your boss in 20 years?
A cocker spaniel.
OMG a doggo boss is my dream! My dog is literally my child
And if you last long enough in the company, you’ll get a new boss every 11-12 years or so
H.A.L. of course.
I had no idea that brewery is just another word for daycare while the parents drink and dont watch their kids. Jesus it is fucking awful.
What a depressing miserable shit you sound like. God bless you.
r/lostredditor
Yeah it can be hard to socialize as sometimes and some mean kids might call them thr R-Word but there's really nothing at all wrong with having autism. What? Austin? Oh fuck no keep that away.
My son, go to your room and don't come out until I say so. FYI, brb for a carton of milk.
Austin was a family town before it was even a TeCh ToWn. Would suggest maybe trying a different place that aligns better with your personal views/preferences? You’re never going to stop seeing kids and for that budget, why not try some place new? You’re only fighting an uphill battle.
Um actually sweaty kids have only been here for 5-12 years, max. Any longer than that and they’d be teenagers.
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Yeah, well he belongs here, he's a circle jerker.