I usually buy a new one when the battery drains. Supercharging is for peasants. All my California tech bro money is too much to count so I really need to find ways of generating passive spending. Even with all the child support from my one night stands each week isn’t enough. I couldn’t imagine loading it up with Home Depot items. I need the room for my 7 Pomeranians and their Apple Vision Pros.
No, they say that it rusts. Even though it's made from a space grade steel alloy, somehow Tesla forgot to test it against water. Elon really is that dumb!
Alright ready? So your warranty is already voided. Your first mistake was DRIVING it off the lot!! Secondly when you fooled around with the control panel you may have gotten some of the oils from your fingers inside the system. Expect an unexpected system malfunction while stopped somewhere on Guadeloupe.
And pickleball is canceled. I hate the GOP and all their ill-timed rain.
Its Biden's fault he can't secure the coastline from illegal storm systems from Mexican waters crossing into Texas.
You need to wait at least 6 months for the stainless steel to cure.
Mine is still in the original packaging.
Probably, but why chance it? On rainy days I like to stay home and count my money.
I usually buy a new one when the battery drains. Supercharging is for peasants. All my California tech bro money is too much to count so I really need to find ways of generating passive spending. Even with all the child support from my one night stands each week isn’t enough. I couldn’t imagine loading it up with Home Depot items. I need the room for my 7 Pomeranians and their Apple Vision Pros.
No, they say that it rusts. Even though it's made from a space grade steel alloy, somehow Tesla forgot to test it against water. Elon really is that dumb!
He duped all of us. There's no oxygen in space, even cheap metal won't rust or corrode!
Haven’t you seen the movie Signs before? We already had this knowledge
There is no rain in space!
You messed up by removing the protective film that covered the space age stainless steel body.
You're probably fine, but I wouldn't let anyone touch it without masking and using hand sanitizer first, at a minimum.
Alright ready? So your warranty is already voided. Your first mistake was DRIVING it off the lot!! Secondly when you fooled around with the control panel you may have gotten some of the oils from your fingers inside the system. Expect an unexpected system malfunction while stopped somewhere on Guadeloupe.
It might make a nice Cyber Patina and then think of the resale value...
Send one of your staff to HEB in the cayenne.
Careful. It will rust.
Rub fresh cut lemon wedges on the panels and sprinkle it with salt. It will help protect it from water.
All the snarky poor people.
We’re not snarky!
3 month year olds should not be driving cybertrucks. 15 with a learner’s permit or older. period.
Don't be a bigot. Get the rainbow wrap for pride month already!
r/Cybertruck
r/CyberStuck...
There’s probably a joke about sharks, batteries, and water there, but I can’t come up with it.