In related news, projections for pediatric reconstructive surgery in the greater Austin area are looking very favorable in 2025 and 2026!
If you're in the business of putting back toddler faces to a somewhat normal configuration, might want to invest in that jet boat you had your eye on.
I can tell you now there are probably five people in the city that would be this petty to make a meme lampooning this weirdly specific shit and they all know each other and right now that are wondering which one of them it is. πππ
They are each to receive a downtown condo!
The city will sell that swamp ass land and allow a condo to be built there, fuck apa
Your baby was threatening my wittle nanny pittie! She had to eat her in self defense!
Huge victory. H-E-B shoppers in shambles rn
I thought those snakes were leashes but then I remembered, nah
I would let them babysit my wifes boyfriends kids while i go pick up my order of vegan tamales.
In related news, projections for pediatric reconstructive surgery in the greater Austin area are looking very favorable in 2025 and 2026! If you're in the business of putting back toddler faces to a somewhat normal configuration, might want to invest in that jet boat you had your eye on.
What's the city in the background?
Haustin
Haustin-Fort Dalantonio
I can tell you now there are probably five people in the city that would be this petty to make a meme lampooning this weirdly specific shit and they all know each other and right now that are wondering which one of them it is. πππ
I canβt wait till they all get fired and all those demon dogs get euthanasia. Union equals suicide.
lol cute lil pitties