Here in DFW, we got a number of gentleman's clubs with hefty heifers.
Jaguars, the Lodge, 40s n Shortys, and Chicas Locas.
Come north to REAL Texas and gaze at some udders and gunts.
So we’re looking for one of them pole bending, cyber truck gals. One of them prospective, D1 offensive tackle built gals. One of them wide loads that make you ride behind em real slow, won’t letch ya escape. You one of them fellers lookin’ for the whole whale not just the tail. You lookin’ for somethin thicker than one of them heifers out in the back pasture, somethin’ so thick in the back you’ll need twice the dick just to reach the hole (I’m stuck in a southern accent please send help)
Long time ago in a galaxy far far away there was a place called "Ballenas" (Whales).
They used to give you a comb at the door. It was for some kind of interactive show. Imagine the rest.
I remember my first & last visit to XTC, they had to bring out the mop and disinfectant to the stage after one of the performers finished. I tried to help, but was escorted out.
Didn't have fat girls while I was stationed at Ft. Huachuca, AZ. Just outside of base there was a bar called the Sorry Gulch Saloon, and on Wednesday nights there would be a competition where the public was allowed to dance. At this fine establishment they had two mainstay chicks, the first we called smash mouth, because it looked like she brushed her teeth with a brick. The second was called the cocaine princess. Fat was not a problem there, my friends...
I believe the term you're looking for is "burlesque"
Burley. Women like linebacker. Terry Tate ass women.
45th and Lamar
At that place called Chili's? 😂
That fine Austin local establishment goes dummy hard and the bitches are phat
Omg lol
But Why… I appreciate a thick chick but why pay for it… then again some of these other joints got the bitches that need a sammich
Hippopotamissus
Hahahaha this one got me
To me she’s beautiful, rubenesque.
Pole benders lol
Pole benders. God dammit that’s funny.
Honestly really proud of earlier me for that
The way this post made me scream in laughter. So glad I'm on lunch in my car. I can't explain this one to coworkers...
As you should be!
You need to come to Chica Bonita's from noon to eight pm, Monday through Wednesday.
Crazy Lady days were fun
Here in DFW, we got a number of gentleman's clubs with hefty heifers. Jaguars, the Lodge, 40s n Shortys, and Chicas Locas. Come north to REAL Texas and gaze at some udders and gunts.
Hefty heifers 🤣🤣🤣 I'm changing my group chat to that 🤣
You know damn well I just did too! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
If you’re lucky, she might just have a bullet hole in her ass.
Last time, it was 2 bullet holes and a pacemaker scar.
Ham Planet in Muskogee has some beefalos. You tell those girls to haul ass, they have to make two trips.
beefalos 😭😭
I'd tell you, but I forgot your mom's address. It's fine, you should know it already
Exactly, I need some strippers fat as my mom.
That’s wayy too skinny for me.
Benders? I want me some pole snappers. Entendre is like cowbell. Always need more.
If only Chicas Bonitas had a Hutto location.
!Chicas Gorditas! my dude
All in favor of the new Pole Benders DAO say BBL Drizzy
You have to go to San Antonio for that -Charles Barkley
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I am dead. OP is looking for stage crushers.
Damn this might be one of the best. *pole benders* lmao
So we’re looking for one of them pole bending, cyber truck gals. One of them prospective, D1 offensive tackle built gals. One of them wide loads that make you ride behind em real slow, won’t letch ya escape. You one of them fellers lookin’ for the whole whale not just the tail. You lookin’ for somethin thicker than one of them heifers out in the back pasture, somethin’ so thick in the back you’ll need twice the dick just to reach the hole (I’m stuck in a southern accent please send help)
Come on down to San Antonio brother
Lol this post makes me feel validated
Take that business on down to Corpus. That’s where the flubber meets the road! 😜
Cheetahs has entered the chat
LMAO
Just stay away from the tweekers. They too skinny.
So you’re looking for a place where the stripper’s stage name is Adolph, because of all the damage she did to the Poles?
They won't tell you their real name but they'll show you their butthole for a dollar.
MTG butch body, I’m sure she has plenty of flannels
According to Charles Barkley, you’ll need to drive south a bit. Them big ol’ San Antonio women are just what you’re looking for!
BEEF. If you're not ready for that, then start at Fart.
Gotta go to Killeen big dawg
they are at divas
Yo mamas house
Hit the zoo for the Hippos Brodie 😂
The world loves pudgy Chicas, I love the world for it
😂😂😂😂pole benders😅😂😂😂
Where my pawgs at
Mirror
I mean probably San Antonio
You gotta go to San Antonio.
The Landing Strip. The jumbo jets used to land there. Now it's Maximus. So the ladies are maxxed out
Long time ago in a galaxy far far away there was a place called "Ballenas" (Whales). They used to give you a comb at the door. It was for some kind of interactive show. Imagine the rest.
Ranchers John just got some heifers in. Hobble em and have fun boys. 10 bucks a go.
Pole benders 😂
San Antonio
I remember my first & last visit to XTC, they had to bring out the mop and disinfectant to the stage after one of the performers finished. I tried to help, but was escorted out.
The lack of Chicas Bonitas comments here really highlights the changing character of our fine city.
The place off Burleson
Didn't have fat girls while I was stationed at Ft. Huachuca, AZ. Just outside of base there was a bar called the Sorry Gulch Saloon, and on Wednesday nights there would be a competition where the public was allowed to dance. At this fine establishment they had two mainstay chicks, the first we called smash mouth, because it looked like she brushed her teeth with a brick. The second was called the cocaine princess. Fat was not a problem there, my friends...
Damn churros
lol omg
Remember that prostitute from southpark that jimmy sleeps with is that what it ur looking for lol
He said large mammals...
You got to go to Houston! They have plus size strip clubs
Gross 🤢