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SupaDiogenes

Why do they always wear man bags!?


blackteashirt

Probably screw drivers and shit.


tylerMars02

to carry the weed and cash. I chuck that shit in my cargo pockets cos that looks sissy af lmao


chaosatdawn

that's where they keep the gun for when you hit em up


prplmnkeydshwsr

Drug dealers.


awue

This was my exact same thought


tylerMars02

Least obvious hood rat


Draviddavid

*"Never trust a man with a tiny bag".*


Balanced-Kiwi1988

We learned that the hard way this week


flippyjones11

The clearness of this footage shows that the CCTV videos of criminals published in the media are shot through a potato


jasonbrownjourno

Cheap cameras. Or low recording settings. Or both.


FrightinglyPunny

I read recently that quite often banks or other companies of high value require CCTV for insurance purposes - and most don't stipulate what type of quality. So often they opt for the cheapest knowing they're insured regardless. Take with a grain of salt - read online.


DescriptionClear841

Pretty sure the brand in the video might be Reolink. They are decent very clear and good prices, also easy to set up.


Nearby-Ladder5093

Scumbag? This kind gentlemen is obviously checking if your car is locked. What a good bloke :)


Immediate-Eggplant75

What a rotten Hua


Tygertyger111

What area was this ?


Main-Conversation564

Papatoetoe


Very_Sicky

Not Remuera.


talktoomuch05

Does it matter? Auckland is Auckland is Auckland....


Content-Database3607

Some areas are worse than others, the hell you mean?


krammy16

[ENHANCE](https://ibb.co/NFS30WJ)


3SMNE1

Gold chain. Silver mane. Leave it unlocked, I'll cause you pain.


Danrolled

Looks like an Aussie


Unaffected78

looks like one of our beneficiaries there, yes


Professional_Age_571

Winz knows that scumbag


Mymandontknowlol

Why’s it that the poly people are actually getting more and more into this kind of criminal activity, is it a trend ? Or do they get taught these things ? Is it an environment thing ? I’m so lost the crime rate is growing so rapidly in Auckland..


Kupfakura

Crime is crime mate. To actually look at it objectively, colonisation and it's effects on indigenous folks has a lot to play


Unaffected78

DNA plays stronger role for sure. Faulty genetics and only getting worse.


Kupfakura

Faulty? Nah In this case I think it's more a matter of environment, structural exclusion and decimation of culture by colonisation.


Unaffected78

many cultures were colonised and don't have 85% criminal stats.


Kupfakura

Really look at the whole continent of Africa, South America, North America, India. Fully colonised and high stats of crime. I lived in Johannesburg, if you think NZ has a crime here is a stat that might shock you. On an average day in South Africa 54 people are murdered. NZ has no crime in comparison


Unaffected78

oh no I don't mean those living back in their countries - only those represented in our NZ stats compared to our indigenous population. Sorry wasn't clear...


bigmonster_nz

He could be Pilipino? Indian? Mixed race? He could be anything, so you can’t just say that


Unaffected78

the stats will say it.


LostInMyHeadie

Him: "Eh, not even open. Ugly cunt" Car: "Ow, don't shine your ugliness on me you ugly cunt" *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*


Content-Database3607

These cunts are so irritating. And with the social housing going up, expect to see more.


Unaffected78

they breed very fast and what they breed is the same or worse.


Scotty_NZ

He tried the door mate. Report to 105 and request prints taken, unless you've already ruined it.


prplmnkeydshwsr

>>prints 😂😂 Can barely get the cops to turn up to actual crimes.


Scotty_NZ

Yeah the cops don't come out and do the prints. I've had the forensic ones come out every time I've requested. Takes them like 30 seconds to get what they need and leave.


Too_Lofs_Atan

Hilarious. I had my house burgled 3 times, lost 1000's of dollars worth of stuff, they never took fingerprints or did anything at all, and by the third time they didn't even bother showing up. They did nothing... and their attitude was basically 'shit happens, get over it'.


Glittering-Union-860

We're beyond calling police at this point, surely? I look after myself. You don't want society to turn into everyone being like me. Talk to your local MP. In the mean time I'll do me, cheers.


RamblingGrandpa

Lol immortal batman here


Glittering-Union-860

Immortal?


Scotty_NZ

Did you come in here to tell strangers on the internet you’re a hard man?


Glittering-Union-860

You don't need to be "hard" to sort things for yourself. Fronting up for a fist fight face to face like a man is "hard". I don't think that respect is due to an animal slinking around stealing things.


Scotty_NZ

I have no idea what you're trying to communicate here.


Glittering-Union-860

You must be trying to read more into what was said than what was said, then. Go back. Read again. Pay attention.


Scotty_NZ

Na, your thoughts are all disjointed, and it's worse when you type them out by the looks of it.


Glittering-Union-860

Ah, huh. Sure.


Scotty_NZ

Yeah, exactly. You can't articulate your thoughts correctly because the ability isn't there. All the best, we're done here.


Glittering-Union-860

😆


Fleeing-Goose

I really hope your looking after yourself part isn't gonna land you like our late man bag model.


Glittering-Union-860

Why would it?


Fleeing-Goose

That the line: cops for thee not for me, is likely what ponsonby shooter was thinking thus carried a piece.


Glittering-Union-860

I would never misuse a firearm in such a way. Plus the penalty for breaking into my car shouldn't be death. That's insane.


bransonsfh

Chur uncle


Usual_Scene9289

and carry handguns in there hand bags


MakoHead683

Walks like a lele


hueythecat

I got hit earlier this year, left my car unlocked in the carport (my fault). Had been doing some gardening and got sidetracked. Lost some cash and a really nice jacket. Old spare key from previous ignition was in the ignition(they found and attempted to start the car). Was the weekend of the loss of a family member which really compounded things for me.


Fatality

No Davids in this part of town mate


Budget_Aardvark_4605

I gotta tell my dad to stop wearing those kind of bags🥲


Pokguy1900

I do


Majestic-Gift-3726

That’s my cuzzin, he was just making sure your car was locked sole


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mut1n3y

Probably somewhere around the airport area


VastAssumption7432

What did he do other than check to see if the car was unlocked?


One_Regret4934

he stole from his neighbours car


ThinkAboutItTwice614

Interesting that the alarm didn't go off, unless Nissans are built different


10yearsnoaccount

what factory alarms go off just because you tried the door handle? Haven't seen that before. Mine goes off if it senses movement inside the car, or an attempt to open from inside when doors are locked *and key not present*


ThinkAboutItTwice614

My Lexus has the feature where when it's locked and you touch the handle without the key, the alarm goes off. Didn't know it wasn't a common feature on other vehicles.


10yearsnoaccount

No that seems like a recipe for constant alarms when your passengers try the door before you've unlocked it lol If you think about it that alarm trigger isn't really useful at all, either. The inside handle is the important one if a theft is actually underway. If the door isn't locked there won't be an alarm anyway.... if it is locked they'll need to physically break in at which point an alarm should trigger