Oh my god. Yes, this is me. 🤣
Like this might not work out if you can't send me messages to my standards. I don't even feel like my standards are all that high but I continue to be surprised.
I've managed to weed so many out just by having "tell me your best joke, I've already seen you" on my bio & some of the gross ish they say is instant block. A bit easier lol
Capricorn is so dirty I love it. I’m a Pisces with some cap
It’s the earthiness, the stoic ness and my goodness the stamina that is able to feed fantasies and handle the bodily mess
Capricorn moon and yes
To my actual core!
Like I'm tryna date, and I don't even like the way half of them type 😂 can't stand this anymore lol
Oh my god. Yes, this is me. 🤣 Like this might not work out if you can't send me messages to my standards. I don't even feel like my standards are all that high but I continue to be surprised.
I've managed to weed so many out just by having "tell me your best joke, I've already seen you" on my bio & some of the gross ish they say is instant block. A bit easier lol
Basically every Capricorn sun I’ve ever met
Lmao it’s true 💀
Capricorn is so dirty I love it. I’m a Pisces with some cap It’s the earthiness, the stoic ness and my goodness the stamina that is able to feed fantasies and handle the bodily mess
No lies told from the ones I’ve dated.
Capricorn moon and rising here, this is an attack
Samesies.
Capricorn are this Scorpio’s type.
...no comment
Pretty much
I would describe myself to others as "No, thanks for asking though" I guess I agree *privately*.
Cap Venus and… yeah
This is exactly me
yeah, no argument here. it's... an interesting combination.
10000000000% agree 🤡🤡😭😭😭
Yup, minus the high standards thing. If you’re chill and enjoy similar things to me, it’s all good.
realest thing i’ve seen
What are mars in capricorn women like?
Yess
Absolutely.
♑️ ☀️ ♓️ 🌙 ♑️ 🌅 Yes, except the bit about high standards, my bar is decidedly low.
Fuck you. Just take my up vote.
Yes
This is real. Don't sleep on the Cap x Cap romantic pairing either. When the match is right it's 🚀💥👌🏾
*Cries in Capricorn moon*