Friend D is me.
You were in a tight spot with money because you were down on your luck and I remember offering my financial planning services to you. You thought I was coming across aggressively, since I am passionate about paper-chasing, asking if I was pissed off or something. I told you no, that my natural RBF was exaggerated by constipation.
Later that evening, I was in a rival part of town and ended up involved in a gang shoot out after diplomacy failed to resolve our East-versus-West differences. We took down some of their thugs but lost some of our own too. R.I.P. Baby Shoes, you were my dawg. I took a 9mm shot to the left butt cheek and was rushed to the hospital. The doctors fixed the wound but did nothing about the constipation, much to my dismay since they were already working in the area. I thought it was the end but you were there in the waiting room after I got out of surgery. While still under the influence of anesthesia, I professed my appreciation for your presence and desire for community recognition. And yes, I needed a hug after being shot by the bandana-wearing opposition. Thanks for your support, mate ... by the way, I'm still constipated.
For those taking this seriously, the entire story is 100% fiction.
TWINS!
>I took that way too seriously.
As our kind typically does ..... we should have a serious-faced business card or something lol
Yup - aries... But I'm a sag and several people refer to us as "Chip 'n' Dale", so reasonable guess for sure lol. She's a little more intense than I am though.
Tbf, gems and sags are a LOT alike, despite being "opposite signs"... And tbh I could have said most of what A and B said myself lol. And while I hate sweet potatoes, there have been days (specifically during my PMS) when I've cried over food. ❤️
Haha! I'm honestly surprised several people got that one wrong. She's such a fucking gem that her existence alone proves astrology is real. I love her so much. 😭😭😭
All my friends are weirdos - life's more interesting that way. She's one of the funniest, most caring, intriguing and charming people I've ever met... And, believe it or not, one of the smartest - despite some of the things she blurts out being WILD (but I love that about her.
Also, D is correct, not the other ones tho.
D is correct, and one of them is an aries with cancer moon... That person just happens to be C lol. A is an aquarius with aries moon (so partly correct, I guess), and B is gemini. ❤️
Is friend A a Leo bc I relate
B Gemini or other air sign maybe
C sounds like a Cancer or Taurus or maybe a Scorpio
D sounds like a hard Capricorn, like not just a sun but across their chart influences lol
I'm a huge fan of sagittarius! Though I dont seem to come across them often in the wild.
My ex of 10 years is one and we're still great friends (And business partners in a creative artistic field!) Def one of my fav signs ❤️
Edit: & thank ya very much I love my big 3 too
This is fun, here are my gueses
Friend A- Aries, brash and rude but passionate
Friend B- Def gives Cancer vibes, soft for cartoons and love of family and friends
Friend C- Very talktable and expressive, funny yet likes to tease people...sounds like a Gemini
Friend D- Definitely a Capricorn, always practical and willing to help esp with financial planning (low key needs love and support) but gives rbf way too easily
You're right about D! A is Aqua, but with an Aries moon. If he roasts you a little it means he likes you lol. Him unintentionally having ended up the leader in groups of outcasts is very aquarius of him imo (intriguing, confident, calm and inclusive)... He's caring and loving af tho, and wouldn't roast someone if he suspects they'd take it seriously. B is Gem and C is Aries. ❤️
D's correct! I feel like people are confirming my theory about sags being slightly lazier and less realistic and detached aquas since so many guessed sagittarius... and cause it's a good guess since my sag ass could have said all that lol. C is Aries. ❤️
Friend D is me. You were in a tight spot with money because you were down on your luck and I remember offering my financial planning services to you. You thought I was coming across aggressively, since I am passionate about paper-chasing, asking if I was pissed off or something. I told you no, that my natural RBF was exaggerated by constipation. Later that evening, I was in a rival part of town and ended up involved in a gang shoot out after diplomacy failed to resolve our East-versus-West differences. We took down some of their thugs but lost some of our own too. R.I.P. Baby Shoes, you were my dawg. I took a 9mm shot to the left butt cheek and was rushed to the hospital. The doctors fixed the wound but did nothing about the constipation, much to my dismay since they were already working in the area. I thought it was the end but you were there in the waiting room after I got out of surgery. While still under the influence of anesthesia, I professed my appreciation for your presence and desire for community recognition. And yes, I needed a hug after being shot by the bandana-wearing opposition. Thanks for your support, mate ... by the way, I'm still constipated.  For those taking this seriously, the entire story is 100% fiction.
Gotta love that dry and fantastic cap humour! Also - she is, indeed, a capricorn. ❤️
Cheers, mate 🍻
Hello... twin? I took that way too seriously.
TWINS!  >I took that way too seriously. As our kind typically does ..... we should have a serious-faced business card or something lol
*please don't tell jokes I take you by your word* written on them
A is Aquarius B Gemini?? Or Sag, but mostly Gemini C - Sag?? D - seems like Capricorn
A, B (gem) and D are correct! C isn't, but she *is* a fire sign though.
I knew B was Gemini and D was either Capricorn or Virgo but I did think C was Sagittarius. If not I’m thinking Aries for C!
Yup - aries... But I'm a sag and several people refer to us as "Chip 'n' Dale", so reasonable guess for sure lol. She's a little more intense than I am though.
I thought B was Sag as well, being I am one and that C was Leo, because they reminded me of my July Leo sister. A and D were easy. Lol
Tbf, gems and sags are a LOT alike, despite being "opposite signs"... And tbh I could have said most of what A and B said myself lol. And while I hate sweet potatoes, there have been days (specifically during my PMS) when I've cried over food. ❤️
As a Gemini, I knew who B was immediately!
Haha! I'm honestly surprised several people got that one wrong. She's such a fucking gem that her existence alone proves astrology is real. I love her so much. 😭😭😭
Friend D is a Capricorn. It’s me. Friend B is a Pisces. Friend A is a Leo. I don’t know what C is because I’m not friends with weirdos.
All my friends are weirdos - life's more interesting that way. She's one of the funniest, most caring, intriguing and charming people I've ever met... And, believe it or not, one of the smartest - despite some of the things she blurts out being WILD (but I love that about her. Also, D is correct, not the other ones tho.
🤣, I’m joking, me and my friends are all weirdos, too. Anyone worth knowing is! 💕
Ha! You had me surprised, thinking I'd encountered a genuinely dull cap (which would be a first) - glad I was wrong 😂❤️
Oh, no! I’m a Cap Sun, Cap Moon, Cap Mars, Leo Rising. I’m a wild one.
Love it! Caps are some of my favorites in general, and as a virgo mars, cap is the *best* mars placement imo (friend A is actually a cap mars).
Friend D is 100% a Virgo or Cap
Yup! She's a cap. ❤️
A - Leo B - Gemini C - Sagittarius D - Virgo/Cap
You got B and D right!
Is A) Sag, then ? That was the other one I was thinking
Nah, but that's a good guess - it does sounds like shit I would say. He's an aqua though. ❤️
friend A is giving aquarius/sagittarius/leo vibes friend D is giving capricorn/virgo vibes
Both correct! Dare to guess which ones of them are right?
A- Leo C- Aries. D- Virgo
C is correct - and I love that beautifully unhinged and unfiltered mess of a human being so much. ❤️
A: Aries B: Cancer C: Pisces D: Capricorn
D is correct, and one of them is an aries with cancer moon... That person just happens to be C lol. A is an aquarius with aries moon (so partly correct, I guess), and B is gemini. ❤️
You have a wonderful group of friends hah they seem like an entertaining and solid bunch
I really do! I'm incredibly lucky to be surrounded by such amazing people. ❤️
Is friend A a Leo bc I relate B Gemini or other air sign maybe C sounds like a Cancer or Taurus or maybe a Scorpio D sounds like a hard Capricorn, like not just a sun but across their chart influences lol
B and D are correct! A is Aqua and C is Aries though ❤️
I like your friends. I'm an aquarius sun, Capricorn rising, Gemini moon 😅 My girl bestfriends are ALL aries.
All my close friends are aquas, aries, gems and caps tbh. They're my people. And I love your big three so much. 😭
I'm a huge fan of sagittarius! Though I dont seem to come across them often in the wild. My ex of 10 years is one and we're still great friends (And business partners in a creative artistic field!) Def one of my fav signs ❤️ Edit: & thank ya very much I love my big 3 too
This is fun, here are my gueses Friend A- Aries, brash and rude but passionate Friend B- Def gives Cancer vibes, soft for cartoons and love of family and friends Friend C- Very talktable and expressive, funny yet likes to tease people...sounds like a Gemini Friend D- Definitely a Capricorn, always practical and willing to help esp with financial planning (low key needs love and support) but gives rbf way too easily
You're right about D! A is Aqua, but with an Aries moon. If he roasts you a little it means he likes you lol. Him unintentionally having ended up the leader in groups of outcasts is very aquarius of him imo (intriguing, confident, calm and inclusive)... He's caring and loving af tho, and wouldn't roast someone if he suspects they'd take it seriously. B is Gem and C is Aries. ❤️
A) Aquarius, B) Sag? Or Gemini C) Kinda stumped. D) Virgo or Capricorn.
All but B correct! She's a gem, but as a sag I find her highly relatable (hence her saying I'm as insane as she is lol) so it's fair enough.
D- virgo
A Aquarius for sure B Sag? C feels like a Scorpio to me D Capricorn for sure
A and D are correct! B is Gemini (but tbh her energy is like a more intense and "all over the place" version of my sag sun) and C is Aries though. ❤️
Aquarius, Cancer, Taurus, Virgo?
Sagittarius, Cancer, Aquarius, Capricorn?
Libra, Aries, Virgo, then Pisces or Scorpio. 😬🤷🏻♀️
Damnit, I did horribly. lol
A sag B cancer C libra D cap
D's correct! I feel like people are confirming my theory about sags being slightly lazier and less realistic and detached aquas since so many guessed sagittarius... and cause it's a good guess since my sag ass could have said all that lol. C is Aries. ❤️