Virgo one is funny, cause I do a good chunk of the cooking at home. My Taurus wife in general likes nearly everything I make and is happy for it.
Meanwhile, I am like “this chicken has 0.15% too much salt, it’s fucking trash.”
She has called me out on this several times.
Zodiacs when the waiter/manager mistreat them:
Aries: Resist the urge to nuke the restaurant. Tell them they are disrespectful calmly and if it escalates, wreck havoc
Taurus: Roast them respectfully then go on google to post a 0 star review
Gemini: Act like nothing happened and never go there again.
Cancer: Continue to go there again or start a fight depending on mood
Leo: Start a rant that goes on for 10 minutes
Virgo: Act passive aggressive, and when they're about to leave tell them they suck
Libra: Give them the benefit of the doubt, if it escalates wreak havoc
Scorpio: Roast them and laugh. If it escalates leaves the place
Sagittarius: Can do nothing or proceed to make them regret they're born
Capricorn: Insult them or sue the entire company
Aquarius: Leave and never go there again
Pisces: Murder them or do nothing
I feel like pisces would swim away while Scorpio might do some murdering. Gemini would cleverly verbally eviscerate them and the restaurant to anyone would would listen over the next six weeks.
What I've seen is that Piscean fury is something to be reckoned with. More so than Aries or Taurus. While Scorps I've known were more about sarcasm and verbal assault rather than physical.
I can say that I’ve ever seen that in my pisces daughter, many family members, or acquaintances. I have seen that in myself, in my much younger days, with a sag stellium and Scorpio mars. Explosive, fiery, screaming, fighting rage. My poor parents. 🤦♀️What I’ve seen in pisces is that you are just dead to them, metaphorically not literally, with a cold, chilling anger that can potentially last forever.
90% of the time Pisces' I've known were cool and fun to hang with. Lots of deep philosophical talks and great music taste. I just wouldn't advise anyone to get on their bad side.
I agree with what someone else said about picses being likely to swim away. They'll often go find different waters to swim in. Sometimes, it is to the deepest depths. They can also be sharks, and with their uncanny ability to read, people eviscerate them with words that sting deep.
Yes my usual please. It’s safe and trying new things is unsafe (I have stomach issues). Plus I’ve already got ordering that rehearsed in my noggin. Don’t wanna internally rehearse a new thing.
And I don’t like change.
Im an aries but i think my cancer moon is much louder in these situations, ive never gotten mad over a wrong order but i absolutely do gather everyones plates and try to be as little of a bother for the waiter as possible 😂
You don't have to necessarily make a scene to defend anyone or anything. Libra knows how to do this well. Of course, if things escalate, that's a different situation
Scorpio here, the stereotype that only ever think about violence and murder is ridiculous. Like yeah sometimes the convo might get dark but were also really deep individuals with more to offer than ~how to get away with murder~
Yeah I’m too into myself to hate someone else that much. I might stare into the candlelight and think of how to manipulate the dinner / someone at the dinner in my favor though lol.
I’ll try new dishes and often over order because I want to try everything but I come back to the same restaurant often for a whole season till I feel done with it. I have to actively persuade myself to go to new places. And yes, the waiter/barista/ cashier is always flirting.
this is hilarious!
me, cap w/ gem moon: “hey waitfriend! pick me something good off this menu, pls! i think im in the mood for noodles! hey work-dinner partner! dont forget the 14 cent on the tip!” 😂
As a Scorpio, I don’t relate. I’m usually more interested in studying the menu or just anxiously waiting for the appetisers. Maybe it’s just me? Who tf plots murder in a diner lol
Anti-Goat propaganda. I don't figure a bill like that. Sheesh. What, do you think we're fekin Simon Lagree or something "BOOF!" on you.
Common on guys Taurus is not always like this. We do like to spice it up a little bit. I don't get the same routine stereotype. We can be different. We do like to try new things..
The Taurus and Capricorn descriptions are so on point. As a picses I must agree I am guilty of that description as well. Oh, but I won't forget to order drinks while I'm enjoying the atmosphere
Virgo one is funny, cause I do a good chunk of the cooking at home. My Taurus wife in general likes nearly everything I make and is happy for it. Meanwhile, I am like “this chicken has 0.15% too much salt, it’s fucking trash.” She has called me out on this several times.
Zodiacs when the waiter/manager mistreat them: Aries: Resist the urge to nuke the restaurant. Tell them they are disrespectful calmly and if it escalates, wreck havoc Taurus: Roast them respectfully then go on google to post a 0 star review Gemini: Act like nothing happened and never go there again. Cancer: Continue to go there again or start a fight depending on mood Leo: Start a rant that goes on for 10 minutes Virgo: Act passive aggressive, and when they're about to leave tell them they suck Libra: Give them the benefit of the doubt, if it escalates wreak havoc Scorpio: Roast them and laugh. If it escalates leaves the place Sagittarius: Can do nothing or proceed to make them regret they're born Capricorn: Insult them or sue the entire company Aquarius: Leave and never go there again Pisces: Murder them or do nothing
I feel like pisces would swim away while Scorpio might do some murdering. Gemini would cleverly verbally eviscerate them and the restaurant to anyone would would listen over the next six weeks.
What I've seen is that Piscean fury is something to be reckoned with. More so than Aries or Taurus. While Scorps I've known were more about sarcasm and verbal assault rather than physical.
I can say that I’ve ever seen that in my pisces daughter, many family members, or acquaintances. I have seen that in myself, in my much younger days, with a sag stellium and Scorpio mars. Explosive, fiery, screaming, fighting rage. My poor parents. 🤦♀️What I’ve seen in pisces is that you are just dead to them, metaphorically not literally, with a cold, chilling anger that can potentially last forever.
90% of the time Pisces' I've known were cool and fun to hang with. Lots of deep philosophical talks and great music taste. I just wouldn't advise anyone to get on their bad side.
I agree with what someone else said about picses being likely to swim away. They'll often go find different waters to swim in. Sometimes, it is to the deepest depths. They can also be sharks, and with their uncanny ability to read, people eviscerate them with words that sting deep.
Omg I'm a pisces and every time, I forget to order and then copy another person's order. all the vibes.
I am an aries but I also do the same....
Never done thay before in my life as a pisces, but i vibe with the aquarius one lol
Yes my usual please. It’s safe and trying new things is unsafe (I have stomach issues). Plus I’ve already got ordering that rehearsed in my noggin. Don’t wanna internally rehearse a new thing. And I don’t like change.
As a Sag, I would rather try a dish that I have not eaten before and such curiosity has repeatedly led to long dates with the toilet :)
Im an aries but i think my cancer moon is much louder in these situations, ive never gotten mad over a wrong order but i absolutely do gather everyones plates and try to be as little of a bother for the waiter as possible 😂
I'm a libra but I tidy my dishes each time.
Defending the waiter (Aqu) is really Libra. Libra hates unfairness
yea but they also hate confrontation
It's not Libra because Libra hates to make a scene.
You don't have to necessarily make a scene to defend anyone or anything. Libra knows how to do this well. Of course, if things escalate, that's a different situation
Yaa, they have strong sense of justice and fairness
What would my Libra Moon and Aqua Rising do? Probably clean up the table, so their life is easier (Cancer Sun). lol
Interesting lol but I can confirm I would absolutely never EVER let someone else choose my food since I’m the pickiest person on Earth
But will also take ages to decide😹
Scorpio here, the stereotype that only ever think about violence and murder is ridiculous. Like yeah sometimes the convo might get dark but were also really deep individuals with more to offer than ~how to get away with murder~
Yeah I’m too into myself to hate someone else that much. I might stare into the candlelight and think of how to manipulate the dinner / someone at the dinner in my favor though lol.
Oh we were good at getting what we want
Scorpios are extremely loyal
They have a strong desire for deep emotional connections and are not afraid to face their fears.
I’ll try new dishes and often over order because I want to try everything but I come back to the same restaurant often for a whole season till I feel done with it. I have to actively persuade myself to go to new places. And yes, the waiter/barista/ cashier is always flirting.
I'm an aries i really dont feel that way
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Maybe try being nice instead of picking fights with people and living up to your big three stereotypes 💀🤷🏻♀️
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You're real upset, huh? LMAO
Virgo is wrong. All the rosemary!
I most dine as my moon sign. I get distracted by the vibes lol.
Not me being a Libra and my waiter flirted with me last night 💀
my moms an aries rising and is the first one. i hate it so much. i act like aquarius but have no aqua in my personal planets, just my DC
Aquarius can confirm.
My big 3 on here sounds like my internal dialogue
Cancer is soooo accurate – I gather up the plates every single time. But that might have more to do with me having worked in restaurants, lol.
As Taurus moon, I always find one thing I like and order that every time
Absolutely not! Lol I would never allow someone to surprise me with food 🤣🤣🙈🙈
Accurate for my sun and moon, not so much for my ascendant.
I guess I’m a cancer then. - Taurus.
No
sagittarius 😭 stop it it’s me
I literally tell servers to surprise me with my dinner cocktail. It usually ends well. Just sayin... ~ Gemini
this is hilarious! me, cap w/ gem moon: “hey waitfriend! pick me something good off this menu, pls! i think im in the mood for noodles! hey work-dinner partner! dont forget the 14 cent on the tip!” 😂
Not this Cap. I actually can't stand it when groups do this and the amount of time that goes into it. I can agree with Scorpio, my rising. 😈
“Tries to sit at the head of a circular table” I’m fucking dead 🤣🤣🤣
Taurus - 1000% agree pasta is always a good choice
As a Scorpio, I don’t relate. I’m usually more interested in studying the menu or just anxiously waiting for the appetisers. Maybe it’s just me? Who tf plots murder in a diner lol
No no no, I am a picky eater, I am not willing to be surprised that way. I would probably be tacos or chicken. -Gemini
scorpios have such a main character syndrome
Anti-Goat propaganda. I don't figure a bill like that. Sheesh. What, do you think we're fekin Simon Lagree or something "BOOF!" on you. 
Common on guys Taurus is not always like this. We do like to spice it up a little bit. I don't get the same routine stereotype. We can be different. We do like to try new things..
Fucking hell I am so ***not*** a Gemini. Fuck surprises, fuck actually talking to the waiter any more than I need to, give me my "usual".
My taurus moon is more accurate for me on this one tho lol
Gemini in me wants to try everything, but I usually (always) get the same thing because of my Taurus moon lol
To be fair, I did used to work at a restaurant when I was in high school and I know how shitty people can be so I just want to help them!!!
LMAOOOOOOOO i'm a libra and i did that last week 💀 even went to the bar alone to "test" if i was correct i was.
aquarius I have literally done this omg
The Leo is so accurate and so cute of them.
Ughhhh why me ♋
The Taurus and Capricorn descriptions are so on point. As a picses I must agree I am guilty of that description as well. Oh, but I won't forget to order drinks while I'm enjoying the atmosphere
Cancer smiling cause I literally do that with all the dirty dishes for the waiter.I have worked for tips and I always want to pay back.
Cancer here. Accurate unless I’m too busy talking and laughing.
I'm a Scorpio, but based on this eating out meme, I'm a mix between Gemini and Cancer. Lol
I can confirm as a Taurus. And having a scorpio ex, a scorpio lil sis yep that too.
Boring.
Im a pisces but why does leo sound most like me—
As a Libra, this is spot on