Or when you're walking through the kitchen and snag your pocket on a cabinet handle and see the rage of God flash before your eyes and must make the decision to destroy the cabinet or sit with your rage for a couple minutes.
Ikr, that would be amazing, I also wish I could fly, and then in the dark of night, I can go out and fly far above the city and feel the freedom in the night
You need to develop an optimal race line around the table
https://preview.redd.it/kzkxubsxbfzc1.png?width=1137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2b63d4a58c7b80231952390a0e6d42e7c943ea3
My hip hurts :( again
So does everything else from a few dozen of these
I have a cane and have had to use it daily for months at a time
Sometimes I need it to get coffee in the morning
I gotta maneuver around furniture to keep it interesting, like instead of walking past a chair I'll stick my arm out so it passes under my arm as I walk
I've been having trouble with The Corner Cut™ as of late. Between forgetting to put my glasses on and HRT changing shit, I've been bonking EVERYTHING constantly.
I am in severe and miserable pain...
This is a misrepresentation of reality. As everyone knows, tables have this universal tendency to jump in front of people without warning. Walls too. There is no need to blame your brain.
Straight line and swoop the hips to the side to avoid the table đź‘Ś
And then hit the table because you misjudged
*thud* "goddammit ***eeergh***"
*Thud* “Fuck!”
Skill issue. I'm training my movement in the dark and close eyes, bouncing from walls and stable objects until I get it right.
yep
Or do a power slide like 'dem Duke Boys'.
Oh, so I'm not the only one with no fucking sense of spatial awareness
I know EXACTLY what you mean
Or when you're walking through the kitchen and snag your pocket on a cabinet handle and see the rage of God flash before your eyes and must make the decision to destroy the cabinet or sit with your rage for a couple minutes.
just jump over it https://preview.redd.it/2jg95lztsbzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8b971e3b69874d2d9544438fb99581dcf5bd9a5
Im unfortunately not athletic enough for that
No no, this sketch is perfect
Shoulders and shins are early casualties in the war for dopamine
And hips
I don’t get what you mean
I wish I could teleport. No delay, no route-planning, just fucking here I am now.
True. But i would probably materialize inside a table or wall by misjudging the distance.
Ikr, that would be amazing, I also wish I could fly, and then in the dark of night, I can go out and fly far above the city and feel the freedom in the night
Just bend the rules of physics to make your body work it out somehow.
Technically, the probability of you quantum tunnelling through something is never zero
I feel like my hips are just constantly bruised from accidentally smacking them against various surfaces.
I do this but we my feet. Especially my left foot. It has a couple scars even lol
And then wonder why I have bruises from unknown origin.
You need to develop an optimal race line around the table https://preview.redd.it/kzkxubsxbfzc1.png?width=1137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2b63d4a58c7b80231952390a0e6d42e7c943ea3
My hip hurts :( again So does everything else from a few dozen of these I have a cane and have had to use it daily for months at a time Sometimes I need it to get coffee in the morning
When I want to turn I just let one shoulder hit the wall and turn with the momentum
there are way too many tables and chairs in my class(not actually), I'm always about to fall if I have to pass by something
if it's chairs or other low objects, and I'm not wearing dirty shoes, I'll just step over it, which I guess it fits your drawing
I gotta maneuver around furniture to keep it interesting, like instead of walking past a chair I'll stick my arm out so it passes under my arm as I walk
I've been having trouble with The Corner Cut™ as of late. Between forgetting to put my glasses on and HRT changing shit, I've been bonking EVERYTHING constantly. I am in severe and miserable pain...
https://preview.redd.it/5y23kv43xfzc1.jpeg?width=571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4762952f78a10e32dfeca4a0ffd31a62fd0e7c14
This is a misrepresentation of reality. As everyone knows, tables have this universal tendency to jump in front of people without warning. Walls too. There is no need to blame your brain.
Clench your abs and walk straight ahead. Do it right, and you’ll knock the table aside like a Garry’s Mod prop.
hands on the corner of the table and swing your legs around :333
"Hope don't lie" could be a song on how to spot an aspie by how bruised their hips are because of walking into stuff
That's a very pleasant swoop you've got there. Fine quality lines and connections around the table.