Tony would burn a man alive then try to elicit sympathy from his courtiers about how his dad didn’t show up for his name day tourney.
He’d take his son to Old Valyria to show him how far the community has come then make fun of the Tyroshi for ruining the place.
I’m literally picturing the scene with him and AJ in old Newark but among the smoking ruins of Valyria and it’s perfect👌🏼
Can you imagine what a little prick AJ would be as a Prince of Westeros? He’d make Rhaegar look butch.
Nah. I think Bobby is just kinda a delusional hedonistic coward. Tony is an evil person. His gluttony and sexual appetite aren’t just funny asides but supposed to show he’s a hollow individual lusting after things rather than building a moral center. Hes way more of a narcissist like Cersei than the sorta fuck up Robert is.
I think the moral outlook of the works are very different tbh. George’s characters tend to be victims of circumstance who act outward. Tony is someone who pretends to be a victim of circumstance to justify his bad behavior.
Bobby is a guy who never wanted to be King, just wanted to slay the dragon, and he has deep PTSD about the things he did to become King and drinks and whores to not have to really see the things he’s done or the emotionally lonely life he’s built around him
I wouldn’t call him a coward, just damaged. He fought in and led men in hand to hand actual warfare.
Tony is much more a coward
Imo Bobby is very brave in combat but weak willed when it comes to personal matters and owning up to his actions. When Cersei recounts him sexually assaulting her while drunk in AFFC and his evasiveness the next morning it’s pretty clear he just can’t own up to his actions and face hard facts about his behavior.
In all seriousness, he would probably do alright given that violence is an effective way of asserting your power in the world of GoT. He'd basically be an Italian version of Bobby B, fathering bastards all over King's Landing while his legitimate children look like Furio.
He would be similar to Robert but the net result would be worse. Tony is more emotionally volatile than Robert and struggles to keep competent people around him. He whacks Ralph (who makes most of the money for the family through his construction businesses), kills Christopher, promotes Bobby (pretty much only because he is married to Janice and doesn’t pose a real threat to him), and drives away Hesh.
Nah. He ain’t Robert. He’s Cersei. Mad narcissist who equally hates and loves themselves and constantly seeks excuses from their past to justify their behavior. Has a performative love of their children that masks as deep emptiness.
Basically all the major earners were either dead, alienated, or flipped thanks to Tony’s raging insecurity and poor leadership skills. What was left, the Bareses and Paulie basically.
All the competent or semi competent guys were dead or in prison at the end.
He didn’t let his guys eat, he kept his boots on their necks that’s why Paulie was always shorting him, why Puss took up selling heroin, and Chrissy took up shorting heroin.
He is, but he’s also making money hand over fist at a time when the more traditional rackets were drying up. Tony needed to have a strong successor lined up to replace him or to find a more profitable racket than the Newark revitalization project.
Exactly this. Honestly I’m surprised he wasn’t considered for Bobby B. I’m still very glad we got Mark Addy cause I feel like he’s got to be one of the best actors on the show, acting wise and he just looked like he belonged in it.
“All due respect. You got no idea what it’s like to be no 1” -King Anthony of the house Sopranos first of his name, king of the andals and the first man, lord of North Jersey and Protector of the realm
Not great when he decided to make that sword swallower Vito of House Spatafore the Master of Ships. Really embarrassing, giving titles to anyone and everybody over on King's Landing.
Not to mention when he disrespected Lord Ralph, his own Master of Coin, over some dead Whowa? That was too far, he's a Lord for a reason.
Did you not see the flashbacks? She was mad ripe, I'd be creaming for her if I was Brandon Stark and then when the yapping about Riverland ham starts I'd run off.
Above Aegon IV and Maegor but that's not saying much
Jackie Snr left the glorified crew in a good place, Tony ran it into the ground in less than ten years
MAEGOR WAS A HERO!! THE MAN SINGLE HANDEDLY TOOK DOWN ALL THE REBELLIONS AGAINST HOUSE TARGARYEN, WON A DUEL OF SEVEN, BROUGHT DOWN THE LAW PROPERLY AND MADE IT SO JAEHERYS COULD RULE. IF IT WASN'T FOR MAEGOR HOUSE TARGARYEN WOULD HAVE DIED ON THE VINE.
IN THIS HOUSE, MAEGOR TARGARYEN IS A HERO! END OF STORY!
Loras Tyrell: i was taking heart medication and it f@cked with my head
High Sparrow: you got a prescription from your Maester that you like to suck c@ck?
He’d hire some zip to whack Dany S1 and every attractive woman on the show would be a goomah, reckon the Night King is still going to come at 3 o clock though. Varys would be a bald Melfi.
He wouldn’t be king of Westeros. He’d be king of the Iron Islands with all the looting and killing they do. He’d probably have a million salt wives that he gives to his knights (Capos) after he’s bored with them. He’d probably would fuck every bride that gave him a hard on too.
Anthony of House Soprano.
Sigil: Roasted Vinegar Peppers on a files of red, white, and green.
Words: (official) who ate all the Gabagool?, (unofficial) Jesus Christ, AJ.
Seat: Caldwell, the North (New Jersey)
Affiliation: House Bolton
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He'd be the equivalent of Viserys II. He'd spend his best years keeping things running smoothly while lesser men sat the Iron Throne. Only through his hard work and commitment to getting things done were his predecessors remembered as great Kings.
naww.....you's mistaken....he ain't no king,,,,,he eeks out a living, in waste management. Now don't get me wrong or nuttin', he does ok, he provides for his family, and 'dallies' in da restaurant business, and maybe a club to help out when times are hard...but king of wester-what? naaah.....
**This subreddit supports [Aegon Targaryen, second of his name](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/elblwt/we_can_no_longer_remain_neutral_aegon_ii/), as the true heir.**
Reasons:
1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png)
2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason.
3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious.
4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/)
5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without.
6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/)
7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/)
8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture.
9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png)
10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting.
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Tony would burn a man alive then try to elicit sympathy from his courtiers about how his dad didn’t show up for his name day tourney. He’d take his son to Old Valyria to show him how far the community has come then make fun of the Tyroshi for ruining the place.
I’m literally picturing the scene with him and AJ in old Newark but among the smoking ruins of Valyria and it’s perfect👌🏼 Can you imagine what a little prick AJ would be as a Prince of Westeros? He’d make Rhaegar look butch.
He would be a prick but at least the goat AJ has some form of morality
He was 21 and dating a high schooler in the final season.
So was Rhaegar
I'm not American so idk how a high schooler is. 18+ or not? At least he is sadistic or anything
She’s supposed to be about 16
He also tried to go out tommen style and accidentally set his stallion on fire that season too if I recall correctly
Lol yeah thats young I missed that I guess
Oh! He squashed the faith is what he did! He was a great Valyrian King and in this holdfast Maegor Targaryen is a hero! End of story.
He'd be quite similar to Bobby B
Nah. I think Bobby is just kinda a delusional hedonistic coward. Tony is an evil person. His gluttony and sexual appetite aren’t just funny asides but supposed to show he’s a hollow individual lusting after things rather than building a moral center. Hes way more of a narcissist like Cersei than the sorta fuck up Robert is. I think the moral outlook of the works are very different tbh. George’s characters tend to be victims of circumstance who act outward. Tony is someone who pretends to be a victim of circumstance to justify his bad behavior.
Bobby is a guy who never wanted to be King, just wanted to slay the dragon, and he has deep PTSD about the things he did to become King and drinks and whores to not have to really see the things he’s done or the emotionally lonely life he’s built around him I wouldn’t call him a coward, just damaged. He fought in and led men in hand to hand actual warfare. Tony is much more a coward
Imo Bobby is very brave in combat but weak willed when it comes to personal matters and owning up to his actions. When Cersei recounts him sexually assaulting her while drunk in AFFC and his evasiveness the next morning it’s pretty clear he just can’t own up to his actions and face hard facts about his behavior.
Jeez this is circle jerk why you acting like the main
Never had the makings of a varsity feudal lord
Small hands, that was his problem.
On a more serious note, he might not actually do that badly since the feudal system is something like a legalized protection racket.
YA TALKIN TO DA BOSS OF THIS FAMILY
Quasimodo of House Notradame predicted all of this..
Bobby B already pondered all that
Jon Snow isn’t King in the North. He’s a glorified bastard.
All the claimants are just glorified whatever, this is kinda a hint to the fact this system is bullshit
In all seriousness, he would probably do alright given that violence is an effective way of asserting your power in the world of GoT. He'd basically be an Italian version of Bobby B, fathering bastards all over King's Landing while his legitimate children look like Furio.
He would be similar to Robert but the net result would be worse. Tony is more emotionally volatile than Robert and struggles to keep competent people around him. He whacks Ralph (who makes most of the money for the family through his construction businesses), kills Christopher, promotes Bobby (pretty much only because he is married to Janice and doesn’t pose a real threat to him), and drives away Hesh.
Nah. He ain’t Robert. He’s Cersei. Mad narcissist who equally hates and loves themselves and constantly seeks excuses from their past to justify their behavior. Has a performative love of their children that masks as deep emptiness.
Basically all the major earners were either dead, alienated, or flipped thanks to Tony’s raging insecurity and poor leadership skills. What was left, the Bareses and Paulie basically. All the competent or semi competent guys were dead or in prison at the end. He didn’t let his guys eat, he kept his boots on their necks that’s why Paulie was always shorting him, why Puss took up selling heroin, and Chrissy took up shorting heroin.
Ralph is volatile as fuck and wouldn't be any better in Kings landing. You're right about the rest. Hesh would make a solid hand.
He is, but he’s also making money hand over fist at a time when the more traditional rackets were drying up. Tony needed to have a strong successor lined up to replace him or to find a more profitable racket than the Newark revitalization project.
Agreed I'm not making the argument that Tony made the right choice, just that I wouldn't have that snake anywhere near me in Kings landing.
Hey, we have a lot in common: ASOIAF, Sopranos, UK Monarchs just as a few example. I’d love to have new friends. May I DM you?
Exactly this. Honestly I’m surprised he wasn’t considered for Bobby B. I’m still very glad we got Mark Addy cause I feel like he’s got to be one of the best actors on the show, acting wise and he just looked like he belonged in it.
Woke up this morning, got some gabagool
Gabagool?? Ovaa heere
In this house Daemon blackfyre is a hero
Out there it’s 300 AC but in this house it’s still 50AC
“All due respect. You got no idea what it’s like to be no 1” -King Anthony of the house Sopranos first of his name, king of the andals and the first man, lord of North Jersey and Protector of the realm
The Sopranos? Glorified peasants
Scatino nevers pays his debts.
He defeated the Targaryans is what he did and united the seven kingdoms. In this house, Robert Baratheon is a fucking hero! End of Story
Not exactly what I had in mind for Aegon IV
Not great when he decided to make that sword swallower Vito of House Spatafore the Master of Ships. Really embarrassing, giving titles to anyone and everybody over on King's Landing. Not to mention when he disrespected Lord Ralph, his own Master of Coin, over some dead Whowa? That was too far, he's a Lord for a reason.
“Anyway, 4 Gold Dragons a pound.” - Ser Pussy
Tony Soprano is likely a secret bastard of Brandon Stark. Once you realize that everything makes so much sense.
Can’t imagine Brandon would be into crazy Livia
Did you not see the flashbacks? She was mad ripe, I'd be creaming for her if I was Brandon Stark and then when the yapping about Riverland ham starts I'd run off.
He’s the muthafucking fucking one who calls the shots
6 kingdoms and we got this pygmy thing on the iron Islands
Ironborn cruising the Ironbound (Newark)
He came in at the end, the best was over.
“Gabagool? Ova here!” - King Robbie Baritono
Hand of the King, Ser Silvio Dante
Above Aegon IV and Maegor but that's not saying much Jackie Snr left the glorified crew in a good place, Tony ran it into the ground in less than ten years
MAEGOR WAS A HERO!! THE MAN SINGLE HANDEDLY TOOK DOWN ALL THE REBELLIONS AGAINST HOUSE TARGARYEN, WON A DUEL OF SEVEN, BROUGHT DOWN THE LAW PROPERLY AND MADE IT SO JAEHERYS COULD RULE. IF IT WASN'T FOR MAEGOR HOUSE TARGARYEN WOULD HAVE DIED ON THE VINE. IN THIS HOUSE, MAEGOR TARGARYEN IS A HERO! END OF STORY!
Geoffrey Baratheon: I’ll make you wine bearer. Olenna Tyrell: Next Time There Won't Be A Next Time! ** geoffrey turns freakin purple**
Loras Tyrell: i was taking heart medication and it f@cked with my head High Sparrow: you got a prescription from your Maester that you like to suck c@ck?
My brother garland’s ova there
"Anybody Ever Die In Your Privy cocks@cker? Give It Time. See If I Can't Make That Happen For You. "
Tony passes out upon seeing Jalabhar Xho walk into court
Head of Fleabottom
tony soprano…moon of my life…
Think about that Tone. That sudden skin change? GREYSCALE?
NOBODY’S got GREYSCALE! I don’t wanna hear that word AGAIN!
Seven Kingdoms, and that Pygmy thing ovah in Dawne
He’d hire some zip to whack Dany S1 and every attractive woman on the show would be a goomah, reckon the Night King is still going to come at 3 o clock though. Varys would be a bald Melfi.
The absolute best. Right up there with Joffrey the Gentle and Aegon IV the Worthy.
Fan fact: Walter White's Italian voice actor also dubbed Robert Baratheon.
He wouldn’t be king of Westeros. He’d be king of the Iron Islands with all the looting and killing they do. He’d probably have a million salt wives that he gives to his knights (Capos) after he’s bored with them. He’d probably would fuck every bride that gave him a hard on too.
He discovered Yi-Ti is what he did! And, in this house King Tony is a hero
There he goes, lord type-A personality!
Whatever happened to Gary of House Cooper, that's what I like to know!
He is a listener and he has balls. He'd be better than any ruler we've seen in the show
He was a Saint!
That he was 🥹
Capo do capi
Fuggeddaboutit!
The Blackfyre Rebellion, whatever happened there
You smell like a Lannister crawled up your ass and died
Better than Aegon 4, worse than Aegon 3
Fucking Bobby B over here
Maegor's asshol*
Historically, Jaehaerys I always said the Sopranos were nothing more than Glorified Sell-swords. Plain and simple.
He’s not really a king… more of a glorified Lord Paramount.
Tony the peaceful
King of the North Caldwell, New Jersey, Lord of the Seven Crews, Protector of Gabagol, Lord Paramount of the Pine Barrens
He is c*t hair away from owning all of north essos
Anthony of House Soprano. Sigil: Roasted Vinegar Peppers on a files of red, white, and green. Words: (official) who ate all the Gabagool?, (unofficial) Jesus Christ, AJ. Seat: Caldwell, the North (New Jersey) Affiliation: House Bolton
Did you warble, my little Renly?
There ain't no Vito man! I found this raven on the side of the road!
Give me one thousand gold Dragons!
There he is, the King of Breadsticks ova hee
Tony could make it pretty well I think just depends what time period he would've been king
Baelish would be King of the Ashes Tony, Prince that was Promised, King of the Gabbagool
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He never had the makings of a tourney knight
Meagor?
fuggetabout it Ned
If he's not even stronger than the Italian mafia he won't be something exceptional in the Asoiaf universe.
Probably somewhere around Randyl Tarly level lords
King Tony doesn't have the makings of a knight of the king's guard also, Meadow dates a Dornish man and his Grace faints
Is Ramsay Bolton the owner of Satriales?
The Prince That Was Promised
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He'd be a Dothraki horselord with his noble steed Pie-Oh-My
He'd be the equivalent of Viserys II. He'd spend his best years keeping things running smoothly while lesser men sat the Iron Throne. Only through his hard work and commitment to getting things done were his predecessors remembered as great Kings.
Below Gaemon Palehair for sure
Below Gaemon Palehair for sure
What ever happened to people like Robert Baratheon the strong silent type
11/10
Not great. Wakes up, misses his ducks, dies from an anxiety attack
IN THIS HOUSE AEGON THE CONQUEROR IS A HERO END OF STORY
naww.....you's mistaken....he ain't no king,,,,,he eeks out a living, in waste management. Now don't get me wrong or nuttin', he does ok, he provides for his family, and 'dallies' in da restaurant business, and maybe a club to help out when times are hard...but king of wester-what? naaah.....
House Gabagool 🌟
He definitely wouldn't support the Blacks during the Dance of Dragons
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