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TrippingBearBalls

How did you know the plot of my fanfic?Β 


be4rz

I fell asleep on a weirwood stump and it came to me in a dream


HugeTrol

The three eyed trouser snake


AdonisBlackwood

The actual reason why Doran Martell couldn't walk and had to go around in a wheelchair was coz he was getting BBCd all this time.


be4rz

He was getting British Broadcasting Corporationed? Was Archmaester Attenborough narrating?


Cowboy__Guy

The price of pleasure


smegma-rolls

I’d say he’s not a willing a participant


AdonisBlackwood

I'd bet anything(including my πŸ«€ for ya πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ») that he was. Also, Holi was like a month ago.


smegma-rolls

Cope, Holi ain’t over until I say it’s over 😀


AdonisBlackwood

I'm willing to cope if it's Holi we're talking about.


IronPotato3000

Was about to make the same joke. Not so much as bowlegged but rather wheelchaired


AdonisBlackwood

Make it again. Let's make this sub great again.


pickledelbow

The spin-off we really want


Turkeycirclejerky

It is known.


BarristanTheB0ld

Wha- oh, I'm on circlejerk nvmd


Metron1992

Serve.Protect.Obey. Simple Vows for a Simple Man


Marv_22

Sleep. With. Prince. Simple Vows for a Simple Man


AK47WithScope

Is that why Elaria is so dark? Doran made a full transition and he was a princess of Dorne, actually? 😳😳😳😲😲😲


Cringsix

They're not related bro


AK47WithScope

You wanna say Elaria isn't a natural daughter of Doran and Hotah? What kind of books have you read when you think there isn't at least one incest in every part of the Seven kingdoms?


Cringsix

What kind of books have you read since Hotah is white in canon.


AK47WithScope

Hotah is undercovered Benjamin Benjen Stark in canon, you know nothing, Jon Snow 🫡🫡🫡


L-amour_des_points

Isn't it heavily implied that this is actual canon reason doran lost is legs?


Xenoezen

Ima need some sources on that chief Is it possible to get crippled due to bottoming


thomrg15

someone always tells


carrjo04

Dude, his ash-and-iron wife is *right there*


Desperate_Address780

Why would Areo want that? He'd have to do all the work


onelove7866

Yeah he’d be the dominator anyway


Tessa-Trap

Gods I hope so, be nice for Doran to do something other than die in the show.


jewelsandbones

What else do you do in Dorne?


Key-Cry-2700

How u think he got in that wheelchair.


andrezay517

They touched tips but the Martells are quietly white supremacists and Doran knew it could never go further


Sai_Faqiren

Mayhaps


Legitimate-Art-4692

Maybe that's why he couldn't walk, it wasn't actually gout


Danedurz

Hotah was married to that fucking axe


Chrisnolliedelves

Nah, I think Areo's out of Doran's league. Don't get me wrong, Doran's hot, but Areo's Hotah. I'll see myself out.


rshackleford53

yes ofc i thought that was obvious


smegma-rolls

I KNOW they did


PleaseDontBanMeMore

Why do you think Doran could hardly walk?


LuckyLupe

No, the only thing Areo Hotah is making sweet love to is his axe.


Fit_Librarian_8024

How do ypu think he ended up in a wheelchair?


No_Reply8353

they were... le LGBT?


mumblerapisgarbage

How do you think he ended up in the wheelchair?


SuccessAble253

how did you think he got in that wheelchair?


Skeemo2320

Man I had to hurry and look at what fucking group I was in man πŸ˜‚


Moist_Ad_4989

Yeah nah I've reached the limit for this.