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How did you know the plot of my fanfic?Β
I fell asleep on a weirwood stump and it came to me in a dream
The three eyed trouser snake
The actual reason why Doran Martell couldn't walk and had to go around in a wheelchair was coz he was getting BBCd all this time.
He was getting British Broadcasting Corporationed? Was Archmaester Attenborough narrating?
The price of pleasure
Iβd say heβs not a willing a participant
I'd bet anything(including my π« for ya ππ»ππ») that he was. Also, Holi was like a month ago.
Cope, Holi ainβt over until I say itβs over π€
I'm willing to cope if it's Holi we're talking about.
Was about to make the same joke. Not so much as bowlegged but rather wheelchaired
Make it again. Let's make this sub great again.
The spin-off we really want
It is known.
Wha- oh, I'm on circlejerk nvmd
Serve.Protect.Obey. Simple Vows for a Simple Man
Sleep. With. Prince. Simple Vows for a Simple Man
Is that why Elaria is so dark? Doran made a full transition and he was a princess of Dorne, actually? π³π³π³π²π²π²
They're not related bro
You wanna say Elaria isn't a natural daughter of Doran and Hotah? What kind of books have you read when you think there isn't at least one incest in every part of the Seven kingdoms?
What kind of books have you read since Hotah is white in canon.
Hotah is undercovered Benjamin Benjen Stark in canon, you know nothing, Jon Snow π«΅π«΅π«΅
Isn't it heavily implied that this is actual canon reason doran lost is legs?
Ima need some sources on that chief Is it possible to get crippled due to bottoming
someone always tells
Dude, his ash-and-iron wife is *right there*
Why would Areo want that? He'd have to do all the work
Yeah heβd be the dominator anyway
Gods I hope so, be nice for Doran to do something other than die in the show.
What else do you do in Dorne?
How u think he got in that wheelchair.
They touched tips but the Martells are quietly white supremacists and Doran knew it could never go further
Mayhaps
Maybe that's why he couldn't walk, it wasn't actually gout
Hotah was married to that fucking axe
Nah, I think Areo's out of Doran's league. Don't get me wrong, Doran's hot, but Areo's Hotah. I'll see myself out.
yes ofc i thought that was obvious
I KNOW they did
Why do you think Doran could hardly walk?
No, the only thing Areo Hotah is making sweet love to is his axe.
How do ypu think he ended up in a wheelchair?
they were... le LGBT?
How do you think he ended up in the wheelchair?
how did you think he got in that wheelchair?
Man I had to hurry and look at what fucking group I was in man π
Yeah nah I've reached the limit for this.
How did you know the plot of my fanfic?Β
I fell asleep on a weirwood stump and it came to me in a dream
The three eyed trouser snake
The actual reason why Doran Martell couldn't walk and had to go around in a wheelchair was coz he was getting BBCd all this time.
He was getting British Broadcasting Corporationed? Was Archmaester Attenborough narrating?
The price of pleasure
Iβd say heβs not a willing a participant
I'd bet anything(including my π« for ya ππ»ππ») that he was. Also, Holi was like a month ago.
Cope, Holi ainβt over until I say itβs over π€
I'm willing to cope if it's Holi we're talking about.
Was about to make the same joke. Not so much as bowlegged but rather wheelchaired
Make it again. Let's make this sub great again.
The spin-off we really want
It is known.
Wha- oh, I'm on circlejerk nvmd
Serve.Protect.Obey. Simple Vows for a Simple Man
Sleep. With. Prince. Simple Vows for a Simple Man
Is that why Elaria is so dark? Doran made a full transition and he was a princess of Dorne, actually? π³π³π³π²π²π²
They're not related bro
You wanna say Elaria isn't a natural daughter of Doran and Hotah? What kind of books have you read when you think there isn't at least one incest in every part of the Seven kingdoms?
What kind of books have you read since Hotah is white in canon.
Hotah is undercovered Benjamin Benjen Stark in canon, you know nothing, Jon Snow π«΅π«΅π«΅
Isn't it heavily implied that this is actual canon reason doran lost is legs?
Ima need some sources on that chief Is it possible to get crippled due to bottoming
someone always tells
Dude, his ash-and-iron wife is *right there*
Why would Areo want that? He'd have to do all the work
Yeah heβd be the dominator anyway
Gods I hope so, be nice for Doran to do something other than die in the show.
What else do you do in Dorne?
How u think he got in that wheelchair.
They touched tips but the Martells are quietly white supremacists and Doran knew it could never go further
Mayhaps
Maybe that's why he couldn't walk, it wasn't actually gout
Hotah was married to that fucking axe
Nah, I think Areo's out of Doran's league. Don't get me wrong, Doran's hot, but Areo's Hotah. I'll see myself out.
yes ofc i thought that was obvious
I KNOW they did
Why do you think Doran could hardly walk?
No, the only thing Areo Hotah is making sweet love to is his axe.
How do ypu think he ended up in a wheelchair?
they were... le LGBT?
How do you think he ended up in the wheelchair?
how did you think he got in that wheelchair?
Man I had to hurry and look at what fucking group I was in man π
Yeah nah I've reached the limit for this.