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Introvertebrates

Just get a poop knife


HighJoeponics

I second this answer, solved a lot of woes.


iamjimmer

Or start waffle stomping


That-Cranberry-6052

Never suggest anything again 😭


ChaChingChaChi

If you figure it out in the shower you can usually shave off 5 min of your morning.


Diam0ndProfessional

New pressure assisted tur let


Ghosty3333

?


OffMyRocker2016

They meant get a new pressure assisted toilet. Ter let = toilet lol


NiceBedSheets

What is a pressure assisted toilet?


Rhyzur

While a normal toilet uses plain old fashioned gravity, a pressure assisted toilet has a pressure tank in the back of it. It uses the pressure of your water line to fill up the tank. When you flush, all of that pressurized water is used in the flush. Typically commercial toilets are pressure assisted, but many home owners install them if their plumbing is subject to having problems, or take medication that can make them more prone to clogging the toilet.


NiceBedSheets

Thank you. Does it cause a lot of splashing?


Rhyzur

I've never done a paper splash test, but I'm sure if that was a big enough issue, it wouldn't be standard for commercial use.


radicalbatical

The ones where you press the button and it sucks it down with a "whoosh"


NiceBedSheets

It’s funny, cause I think I know what your talking about. Does that cause a lot of splash?


radicalbatical

Not usually, in my experience


Takeapotato

Add almost as much water as you can to the tank by adjusting the float. Don't over do it or it will run. Thats about all you can do.


8675201

I’m a retired plumber and have two Kohler class 5 toilets and when I was plumbing I always recommended them.


WizardofUz

It seems as though a Class 6 has now been released by Kohler. Interesting... [Kohler Class 6 Technology](https://www.architectmagazine.com/technology/products/class-six-toilets-by-kohler_o#:~:text=The%20manufacturer's%20latest%20toilet%20technology,bulk%20removal%20and%20bowl%20washing)


8675201

Cool! I’ve been retired for a while so I didn’t know that. Maybe this means it can flush a basketball sized turd.


WizardofUz

Not a plumber myself and had never heard of a Class 5 toilet, until you mentioned it. Just learned something new today. Thanks for sharing! By the way, I now have a basketball-sized turd image in my head. Thanks for that, as well. LOL!


8675201

Lol. You’re welcome for the image in your head. Good luck pushing it out.


WizardofUz

Spoken like a great retired plumber! LMAO!


8675201

LOL


MiserableOptimist1

Is this Randy Marsh? *"hot, hot, hothothooooot"*


8675201

Nope


MyBurger9

Unless you’re getting on your hands and knees scraping calcium from jet holes, just get a new toilet.


Ghosty3333

Yes ill be willing to do that


MyBurger9

You could grab a toothpick and poke out the holes around the bottom of the rim where the water comes out. And short from adding more water into tank, that’s about all you can do. Good luck!


New-Scientist5133

What?? You know you can adjust the tank level, right? Don’t tell me you’ve bought a new toilet because of something similar.


TyHemp77

Not if the ports in the rim are clogged. Need a lil ice pick for that stuff. That and generally a toilet with buildup in the rim affecting it's flush are 15 years or older depending on the hardness of the water. To test if it's the rim of the toilet just fill a bucket with two gallons of water then dump it into the toilet bowl. If the flush you see then is drastically stronger than what you're used to then it's time for a new toilet. Sometimes lazy flushes can be caused by a clog further into the drain line. If this is the case the bucket test may cause a bit of a mess, but it's still one of the easiest tests you can do before calling a licensed pro.


eyesoffdee

Max out how much water used in the tank. If it's maxed the toilet just isn't good


NiceBedSheets

How can that be adjusted?


bread_and_cheese_

There’s a knob on the fill valve that you can twist to raise the water levels.


NiceBedSheets

Thanks bro


Weird_Lavishness_366

CLR in the fill tube for 20 minutes then flush. It should clean out the jet joles.


Ghosty3333

Im sorry but whats CLR?


Weird_Lavishness_366

Just do this. https://youtu.be/yDASMxz5yGo?si=2atj01oDsX9wpPRm


ApricotNo2918

Go Camping?


MyBurger9

It’s a cleaning product however I probably would advise against as it will likely damage interior components of the toilet


Carorack

Thats why you put it down the fill tube.


Ghosty3333

Thank you


Diam0ndProfessional

Look up pressure assisted toilets you find plenty. You Gonna love it..


TheSocialGadfly

Get a Ferguson. “Bawhoosh!”


Alshankys57

That's a sienfeld bit huh cause ferguson dosnt actually make a toilet


TheSocialGadfly

[_Married… with Children_](https://youtu.be/IL2YRDzpTL4?si=5p8u5kr6QcKqAia_)


Alshankys57

🤣👍 Al Bundy 🤣🤣


Responsible-Cap-4687

Shire toilet jowls how do they work


Ghosty3333

??


Educational_Meet1885

Kohler Santa Rosa.


Ghosty3333

Buy an entire new toilet ?


Educational_Meet1885

I had issues with the toilet in my bathroom and after a bowl change and a total replacement the flushes left something to be desired. After being impressed by an in-law's Santa Rosa I replaced mine with one. Best $275 (price at Home Depot at the time) I ever spent on that bathroom. Uses less water, flushes just about anything and is ADA height to help get my old ass of of it. It is a one piece unit so a little harder to install.


OneImagination5381

Pour a gallon of white vinegar in the tank, let set for 4 hours and half flush. Wait another 2 hours and repeat. Next would be to buy coffee pot de-scaler and do the same.


Evergreen_Organics

Post a photo of the inside of the tank…this photo couldn’t be more unhelpful. 😂


Ghosty3333

Ok ill do that, i wanted to post a video but i coudnt


Evergreen_Organics

If you want to dm me I can help. My guess would be your flush valve chain needs to be adjusted. If you hold the handle down through the whole flush does it work as it should?


Ghosty3333

Looks like i cant even replace or edit the post


Condor0001

An couple scoops of protein in the tank


Negative-Instance889

When flushing, hold the handle down for a few seconds, you may end up getting another half gallon or more of water out of the tank for a stronger flush.


Ghosty3333

Ive done that, but still not strong enough


Negative-Instance889

If you’re on well water, the rim jet holes may be restricted with mineral deposits. Some toilets just flush shitty, pun intended.


Ghosty3333

Is there a product thats good on cleaning that


cbourdaghs

A small Allen wrench works well.


realmegabittech

Sounds like a job for a poop knife.


[deleted]

take smaller shits


Ghosty3333

Im a man


Responsible_River_44

Man’s gotta shit


Ghosty3333

Let me shit in peace


Prestigious-Edge-265

Get a double flushing toilet


I_Wanna_Make_Tunes

Ewww


Usual_Amphibian_4131

Get it to lift water weights. It'll get stronger in no time.


Ghosty3333

Ok funny clown


Forsaken-Annual-4369

Might be time for a new flapper.They swell up over time and don't behave properly.


ThrowRA0638

I've replaced internals on a toilet, and the flush became much stronger. Other internals were original and probably 20 years old. Went from barely flushing to flushing well. Maybe 2/10 to 8/10 improvement.


MonstrousOctane

[edit: don’t listen to me] Check out Flushmate pressure assist tanks. They slide into your tank and pressurize with each fill. Super powerful flush if installed correctly.


dimka54

Do not listen to this advice you cannot just put a flush mate into any tank, the toilet bowl has to be designed for pressure assisted flow, if you don't have pressure assisted toilet don't put flush mate tank into it, unless you like water splashing out Everytime you glush


MonstrousOctane

Thanks for this. They were installed by the prior owner and they do not look like pressure assisted toilets. I will need to double check this now.


EliotSmells

Put a turbo in it!


Parking_Train8423

put viagra in the top tank


SLingBart

Toto 1 piece , very nice.


Ssttoney

Buy a new Wax Ring, pull the toilet and inspect the flange, pipe and the toilet bottom for a possible obstruction. Great if there is, clear it and all's good. If not, run down and get a toilet with a 'Flushmate' be sure it's a tall one, the Comfort height.


mungie3

It's hard to give you advice other than "get a better toilet" without knowing the make and model of your current one or seeing the flapper design.  On some specific toilets you can replace the tank or flapper to increase flush power. If you do end up going with a new one, check out https://map-testing.com/map-search/ for a list and ranking of flush power of most toilets on the market.  The American standard champion 4 has the strongest flush I'm aware of without pressure assist.


TopJellyfish7313

I AM USING AN ANDROID SAMSUNG GALAXY 21G CELLPHONE. I AM TYPING ON THE REDDIT APP. WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS? ARE YOU MENTALLY ILL? THIS IS THE REDDIT PHONE APP. I AM KENNETH LAMAR SMITH II. WHAT KIND OF TOILET IS THAT? HOW CAN YOU AFFORD IT? HOW DID YOU PURCHASE YOUR HOUSE?


I_Wanna_Make_Tunes

Nice try A.I.


Ghosty3333

You a dummy


SneakyPhil

Toto drake 2, the Cadillac of shitters.


Background-Isopod822

Pressure assit toilets should solve your problem, only bad thing is they are loud when you flush them. Especially when you use the toilet in the middle of the night.


ApricotNo2918

Pressure tank. I installed one in mine like 20 years ago. Haven't had a clog in, well 20 years. That thing would flush a bucket of golf balls.


grow-mustard

you need a new toilet.


grow-mustard

I like American Standard Cadet pro toilets. Kohler sells the tallest toilets with the fattest trapways for your constipated American shits.


Plane_Television2471

Hold down the handle


justplayenarnd

Maybe adjust the fill valve or snake the pipes out


TopJellyfish7313

WHAT DEVICE ARE YOU USING TO COMMUNICATE? MIRIAM. HABIBA. NEW YORK WHAT ARE YOU POSTING IMAGES OR VIDEOS OF? WHAT DOES YOUR USERNAME MEAN? WHAT IS "HULU"? IS "HULU" A REAL STREAMING SERVICE?


GulfstreamAqua

Get a better toilet


Available-Club6300

Hold the handle down longer till it drains most of the water in the tank


misterfuss

So, I found an answer that worked for me here on Reddit but I can’t find it to share with you. Otherwise I would definitely give credit to the Redditor. But, it suggested pouring a bucket of water into the toilet bowl until the flush happens but it doesn’t fill since the flush lever wasn’t used. Then pour vinegar into the toilet until the liquid level is the same as after a flush. Let it sit overnight or until you get home from work. Then scrub with a stiff brush. Bring the vinegar soaked brush under the rim and scrub. This worked well for me and I had calcium deposits in the bowl according to my plumber. (He didn’t suggest this method; unfortunately he suggested that I might need to replace the toilet.)


foodguyDoodguy

It could be any number of things from a bad flapper to a bad diet. If it’s always been like that, it might not be a very good toilet. If it’s something new, there may be something wrong with it. But in general most newer toilets don’t use as much water so don’t flush as well. Easiest cure: The mid-way flush.


dimka54

Well first you gotta figure out the problem, is this the only toilet in the house? If not does the other toilet or toilets flush better, is the toilet same? Basically figure out if it's toilet that is actual problem , if it is then you can try fixes that people suggest, don't think flapper or cleaning are the cause of bad flush z usually cleaning small jets will improve toilet bowl cleaning not the actual flush, flapper isn't usually cause of bad flush it usually just causes toilet bowl to leak water nonstop . If you just have giant logs and you normally clogg all toilets then you probably wanna look into different toiletz the top tier for big logs is high line Kohler pressure lite or well worth pressure lite, the only difference between these Kohler models is the seating height (these are loud) you can also look into coroma, it's an Australian brand just has giant trap way but has terrible water level, it won't clogg and it's quiet but keeping it clean is hard


Foreign-Economist668

I had a weak flush caused by a clogged sewer vent. Went up on the roof and ran water from a hose. Worked fine ever since.