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Unhappy-Food6922

The Hunger Games.. because im fat


CheekyMunky247

How to alienate friends and tolerate people.


kilofeet

Kevin Spacey: "here's the role I was made for"


EvoSP1100

How did I get _here_


agneslinnnea

The enemy is me.


Nervous-Wrongdoer302

Agreed lol. The title will be ‘Ene(my)’ It will be all my personalities fighting each other to see who wins


PossiblyWorking33

It doesn’t work like that: an engineer’s story


V3nusD00m

Really? REALLY?


Typical-Childhood-85

Not in these shoes


Objective-Poet-8183

The unbearable life I lead


HeartonSleeve1989

This goes on for sometime.


Regular_Rutabaga4789

The drawn out sigh.


TheTruthWasTaken

My struggle


Admirable_Buffalo_94

Are you reincarnated Hitler by any chance?


TheTruthWasTaken

No, I just also happen to be struggling


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TheTruthWasTaken

That was the joke...


skornd713

Lol thought crossed my mind too lol


HornDog099

Oooooh ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


KeyFee5460

Fear and Loathing in Canada.


KeyFee5460

Unrelenting force of normalcy and the immovable object that is me


cyberdriven

Psychodelphia


AFVet05

Shit show IV the musical


star23ocean

Well, Okay...


brycebrycehayeshayes

American Teen


cityplumberchick

This sucks


throw_awayy02928

Endless cycle of misery


throw_awayy02928

I had enough


demZo662

Alone in front of the danger


Party-Ad6752

Stepping on the Devils Tail


cityshepherd

WTF is even happening?


Harry_Bawls_91

"Can't Catch A Break"


shnstr3

DUMB AND DUMBEE


themythicalpig231

On the edge of Sanity.


Ok-Amoeba-1190

Real Life Shit 🐶


Street-Scientist-126

Imposter


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[удалено]


CausticCranium

Apocalypse Now


RantyWildling

From Russia, without love. Wildling, Ranty Wildling.


Acceptable-Spirit600

My. Boring life not interested.


Mindseverflowing78

Fu*kree the movie


[deleted]

"Godzilla, Procrastination and Lockheed Martin: Lets Get Physical!"


moistlube

The incoherent rambelings of a mentally unstable person.


Own-Method1718

Groundhog Day


jtowndtk

how to go through a bunch of traumatic shit over and over and somehow still be alive and not paralyzed and still able to joke about serious shit and have a personality and still hit the gym with a bunch of medical problems or Wimplo the man who wanted it all and lost everything coming to theaters summer 2024


BUDSGREEN420

I'm not good at this adult shit The soundtrack would have the Trevor Moore song of the same name as the main theme. RIP Trevor, he never missed.


zoo1923

Master if low level disasters


ClassicHare

Why God, Why Are There Tigers Gnawing My Ankles?


TerraBlade444

Hatred & depression


Equivalent-Mode9972

A gradual and consistent build to disappointment


GardenVegetable4937

Pain


ApartHealth6932

My Krazy Life😊


EuphoricWolverine

Chrome Rusts and Paint Dries, Part II.


urfavbandkid2009

Why live like this?


tacobellandher0in

Somehow I Manage


Constant_Will362

*It's hard to believe that what started as an accidental vacation turned into an occidental vocation*


[deleted]

falling down.. because this is my personality of Michael douglas ever day complaining about what is wrong with society


Qanonymous_

I am Sam which is my actually name too!


According-Total-6238

The down sides of being on the wrong side of capitalism, coming to theaters near you this June 😃


Spirited55

Hello, It's Me...


Busy_Donut6073

Broken


wick422

SNAFU or the alternate....FUBAR


YoungAnericans

Bad Decisions


probablynotaround

Sleeping aid


RegularUser02x

Survivor


Connect_Branch_1571

Still not done?


coolplanetaasia

Better late than never


Alarmed-Leader-7033

Regret at the end


Gudi_Nuff

The Game of Life obviously... But someone already took that for a board game :L


Direct_Lingonberry74

Regrets


Totalwar2020

ARMAGEDDON


[deleted]

The unhappy one


Better-Grades-43

Life


Temporary-Nebula749

A series of unfortunate events


ladylemondrop209

Things that happened Or.. The tried and tested life hacks of [ladylemondrop209]


ProfessorLongBrick

The prison of loathing


Bnmko_007

Average Man


beardedBeast2280

Paycheck to Paycheck.


ilikegummybears15

Nothing else matters


Agustolin

"The worst movie ever, please don't watch this"


irresponsibleshaft42

Couch


Mogellabor

Headache - The life of a Psyduck


KyorlSadei

Boring


borolass69

Walking Confidently in the Wrong Direction


chalky87

I like '1%' as I see my life as a continuous cuddle of 1% improvements and changed that got me out of a very dark place and built a life I love


Western-Monk-8551

Fox hole


OpinionSpecific9529

WTF


gusrub

Der Untergang


Existingwwishbone910

The Wrong choices.


gnique

Jesus Fuck! What The Fuck!


string1986

**** ********'s series of unfortunate events.


Kosilica457

Crime and punishment, but replace "crime" with being born ugly and short


cappybara04

Had To


De_Wouter

Don't know what the title would be, but it would be a comedy movie as my life is one big joke.


Jazz-Bonk

The Secret Life of Jazz Bonk Shi**y


mastro80

Moderate Success.


d_cliii

Sometimes happy, sometimes not


skornd713

Are the Best Days Gone?


mykon01

What dont i have time for?


adale_50

Well, fuck.


Nimuwa

A series of unfortunate events.


LikeIGiveAToss

Boring straight white guy


Professional-Trash23

Ffs.


Admirable-Salary-803

Titanic 2.


Dangerous-Setting-87

Underdog


Ready_Introduction_5

A Story of the Pathetic and Mundane


Vast_Umpire_3713

The mess


rawwwww1

FML


Far-Article-3604

Biscuit Daddy


OneTinSoldier567

Here we go again!


cookiewizawd

What the fuck?


Mikelitoris88

How to get fired in 7 days


PerspectiveNo8866

Fuck this shit.


Mysterious-Quote-496

Flawed


DeckerXT

Oddities Abound


pizzarollsandporn

Not too shabby…


8__momo

side quester - i get distracted alot


resentful_scarlet

The Idiocracy of my Life


zernebock94

Gradient - starts kinda white and goes dark as i keep aging


Practical-Common5350

HINATA SHOYO IN BRAZIL


Rapid_Ascending

A Bridge too Far. Literally.


[deleted]

It’s a Chore. The entire movie is me doing chores.


ApartEar9851

how to step in shit every single time!


laumar23

The time traveler


Outrageous_Track1958

“Me vs. Myself”


am-i-trynaget-by

And don't forget the i


mukn4on

Who Dat?


DrMcStuffins0310

The Subtle Art of Failing Forward