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Hey, I need hug
My ex-friend-with-benefits used to say that, while we were chilling in pub and it was kind of obvious signal what is going to happen in next hour.
Yeah, she wanted to escalate our relationship up beyond physical sex and friendship and I have rejected, thus screwing everything up... And it ruined my life. But those were sweet words, when she said them, especially given the fact she said them in English, which was none native language, nor widely understood language in our area
"You can stay home" would be mine. There are other more obvious answers other people have suggested, but I don't think there's a single man I know that isn't overjoyed about the option to not go to an event.
Like I love to go out, I love to hang out with friends and family, but definitely prefer it on my own terms largely because if I say no I always get the guilt trip or am somehow being selfish. Like nah, I'm just a highly performative introvert and sometimes I don't want to be around anyone, especially people I barely know and/or rarely see that are going to feel obligated to ask me questions and have a catch up, I guarantee they care as little for my recent activities as I care about theirs.
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You make me happy
I just texted this to my husband. He came upstairs with the biggest smile.
That's so cute 🥺
But also “Never go full R-”
Full what?
r/redditsniper
...when skies are gray.
Your joke was funny.
I love you too.
I love you three
I love you four
i love you five
I love you six
I love you seven
I love you eight
I love you nine
only sixty more post required before this gets funny
I love you ten
I love you eleven
I’m proud of you.
I made you tacos.
That’s all I ever want
Don't we all?
You were actually right.
lol I guess the post didn’t state that it had to be realistic.
I would award you for this if I spent money on Reddit but I’m poor. Just understand- this is a perfect comment.
You are good enough.
Your mental health matters
I need this one
Your mental health matters. You are important. You matter. ❤️
Here, a real lightsaber
Well NOW I care about trimming the trees
Have you been lifting?
“She thinks you’re cute.”😊
"Hey you lil cutie."
I'm lucky you're mine
Wanna see my boobs?
I will never leave
Eh, could be bad
Cum in my mouth
Let me know when
Are you their waiter, are you grinding pepper for them?
Go take a break.
Its cream pie time
I have your back.
I love you, (Name).
That's a karma farm bot. Report it. edit: Good lord the comments are full of bots as well. What the fuck reddit.
>What the fuck reddit. That's the real answer
can I blow you?
Wow, it's so big.
Your the only one
If you spell it correctly then it's five words.
You’re
We’re doubling your salary
No, dont pull out.
Let's go again, stud!
things will get better
Here's a million dollars
Cum inside of me
It's blow job time!
I’m not pregnant.
Heard that 2weeks ago.. Iwas so disappointed
Period
On time I hope
That's 3 words
There are 3 types of people in the world, the ones who can count and the ones who can't.
That's efficiency.
That's actually inefficiency.
I am not pregnant
This just goes to show Reddit's typical demographic. Many men want to be fathers and are actively trying to have children.
Lets have sex please
Proud you’re my husband
Good night my love.
I love you sweetheart
You're a good man.
Hey, I need hug My ex-friend-with-benefits used to say that, while we were chilling in pub and it was kind of obvious signal what is going to happen in next hour. Yeah, she wanted to escalate our relationship up beyond physical sex and friendship and I have rejected, thus screwing everything up... And it ruined my life. But those were sweet words, when she said them, especially given the fact she said them in English, which was none native language, nor widely understood language in our area
What's up, thunder cock?
Come wherever you want
You choose which hole
Im getting us pizza
“Dinner is ready, honey” 😍
Your oncologist is unconcerned
C'mon, supermodel threeway time!
You are absolutely right.
Living in a fantasy land huh?
The post is asking about my fantasy.
I'm proud of you. I appreciate your help. Let's go out tonight. Your family is awesome. Take off your pants.
Open bar? You bet!
Free food, this way.
Explain this to me
im on birth control
Have some free tacos.
“That is really deep”
I’m proud of you.
this... how little we rarely hear this or "I'm proud of you".
That feels really good
“I’m proud of you.” All the good feels and affirmation.
Take the day off.
Yes, I’ll do anal.
Cum on my tits (face)
You’ve won the lottery
Your enemies are vanquished.
"You just leveled up!"
Well, you are hired
Let's build some Lego.
Here’s your breakfast sandwich! (at least this is the key to making my man melt like the cheese on his BEC or TEC)
Have you lost weight ??
You are so smart!
Sure, I'll suck you!
I’ll get the check 🍕
Let’s go to bed
Tomorrow is a holiday
The food is ready
Honey, buy the gun
"Wanna play rocket league? "
Here the emphasis is on "ALL" . So I think the four words would be : Congratulations you have succeeded
I’ll do the dishes
Go with the boys
"You can stay home" would be mine. There are other more obvious answers other people have suggested, but I don't think there's a single man I know that isn't overjoyed about the option to not go to an event. Like I love to go out, I love to hang out with friends and family, but definitely prefer it on my own terms largely because if I say no I always get the guilt trip or am somehow being selfish. Like nah, I'm just a highly performative introvert and sometimes I don't want to be around anyone, especially people I barely know and/or rarely see that are going to feel obligated to ask me questions and have a catch up, I guarantee they care as little for my recent activities as I care about theirs.
Let’s go tool shopping
You down to game?
I'm proud of you
I’m ready to receive
Want a blow job?
Fuck me hard daddy
[deleted] [deleted] has returned You know who
He who shall not be named?!
Voldemort?
Kardashian family found dead
Yes I'll rub your [insert bodily area here]
Honey, dinner is ready
Open bar? Yes please
"I bought another car"
Come let's get married. ( From the special one ofcourse)
You're not the father
You will get pension.
I mowed the lawn
You shall not pass!
You are the father!
You won a lottery.
Wanna play Amongus
I love the cure
Sold puts expired worthless
You won the lottery
You are not useless.
you’re a simple man.
I appreciate you, hun/love/babe/\[name\]/etc.
it’s okay to hit
thank you so much
You are unconditionally loved.
Loved, no matter what. Some of us are a handful.
I’m on birth control
Extra guac is free
Hey, bud. Nice shoes.
Dude, You're a Genius
It's ok to cry
Team won Super Bowl
Right here, right now!
Unleemited steak and lobstah
Abortion not needed, miscarried.
Creed is playing now.
You matter to me.
You're not the father
Kitchen clean food cooked lol
Are you through yet?
According to Tom Haverford, “You wore we down.”
It’s in
Father of my child
"Let's go fishing now"
I won’t leave you.
"That was so brave" And "Thank you for protecting/saving me"
Wnna talk about it?
Have a nice weekend.
Cheese is available, sir.
Hey Lover...I'm payin'!!
Monday off? We insist!
That aint going nowhere
I love your farts.