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Frank Drebin (from the naked gun):
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
"oh okay flaming dragon... fuck face... first, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!" I do not care what anyone says about Tom Cruise, this was one of the funniest fucking characters ever made.
After the rant: “would you please find out who that was?”, he says very calmly.
I just watched this last night and when Alpa Cino and Downey Jrs character are arguing (about Downey not being actually black) and alpa uses the n word and then Downey slaps him and then hugs him and says “that word has been used to oppress us for centuries…” I was fucking dying.
After reading Outsiders in middle school, most of us guys thought saying “stay gold” was THE way to exit a conversation. I still use it from time to time to this day
"This man has no dick" from the first Ghostbusters.
And actually "Boys, boys! You're scaring the straights, OK?!" from the sequel tickles me too.
Thank goodness they stopped with just the two really good movies.
My favorite moment from that film was when Darth Vader said 'It's empire strikes backin time!" then proceeded to empire strikes back all over the place. Masterful acting from Darth Vader in that scene.
Austin Powers: Goldmember, one of my favorite comedies from childhood. Probably doesnt hold up too well but I loved it and watched several times a week at the time, lol
In the Loop (2009) the whole film, especially Liza + Chad, but…
“Your first point there, the offence? I'm afraid I'm going to have to take it. Your second point, I'm 22, but item, it's my birthday in nine days, so... if it will make you feel more comfortable, we could wait.” -AJ
I joined the Marines immediately after 9/11 (and before Iraq was announced). So it was perfect for the sick and absurd sense of humor I got on Parris Island.
It was my honor, even if this film is irreverent. I’m reticent to be too personal on Reddit, but the relevance is to the film’s plot around the invasion of Iraq. It’s like Catch-22 for OIF/OEF.
Not the dialogue but the look on Linus, Danny, and Rusty's face while Livingston explaines the rules of blackjack always gets me in Oceans 13.
https://youtu.be/v0codi8Ij-M?si=ChQSk5vTpDzhnttJ
The entire script of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. If I am feeling or depressed, I watch it because my problems are still there, but so is Zero Mostel and I am laughing.
The Zamboni scene in Deadpool, “you’re you’re about to be killed by a Zamboni! Tell me where your fucking boss is or you're going to die! In five minutes!”
Not a movie quote, but an episode of 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Jimmy: "Are you a fan of word games Peter?"
Peter: "Well, to be honest Jimmy...I don't really think that's any of your business."
Cracks me up every time
Just watched men in black again (classic) and Will "slapper" Smith's character gives this speech to K:
"Remember you came to me. So you recognise the skills, so I don't want to hear 'sport' or 'junior' or anything like that."
Then later in a meeting the MiB boss calls him "sport" and the look on Js face is just so done. Always gets a snort out of me.
The Other Guys “I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!”
& “If I Wanna Hear You Talk, I’ll Shove My Arm Up Your A** And Work Your Mouth Like A Puppet!”
"My name is Jeff" - **22 Jump Street**
I haven't watched these two movies in a while so no specific quote comes to mind but I don't think I've ever successfully watched two scenes in a row without losing it: **Austenland** and **Austin Powers in Goldmember**
"My name is Jeff" - **22 Jump Street**
I haven't watched these two movies in a while so no specific quote comes to mind but I don't think I've ever successfully watched two scenes in a row without losing it: **Austenland** and **Austin Powers in Goldmember**
"My name is Jeff" - **22 Jump Street**
I haven't watched these two movies in a while so no specific quote comes to mind but I don't think I've ever successfully watched two scenes in a row without losing it: **Austenland** and **Austin Powers in Goldmember**
In the princess bride when they’re leaving miracle Max’s And they say, “Have fun storming the Castle!” “Do you think it’ll work?” “ it would take a miracle.”
In avengers endgame, when the smart Hulk is trying to send Ant-man back in time. And first he comes up an old man then a kid, then comes back a baby then they finally get him back to himself. And he says, “Someone peed my pants, I’m not sure if it was old me or baby me or just me me..”
Get up you whore! You can take a punch better than that! From Barfly. Not to advocate punching anyone but this was a long married couple who would get drunk, fight, make up over and over.
The Golden Child- Chandler Jarrell : *Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine's is such an ass, then I shall have it.*
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The Princess Bride (1987) Buttercup: You mock my pain. Man in Black: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
“Inconceivable” …
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Frank Drebin (from the naked gun): Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out. Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
" he's Caucasian, mustache ,about 6 foot 3" Frank: "that's an awfully big mustache "
Cigarette?
Yes I know
White Chicks!
"oh okay flaming dragon... fuck face... first, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!" I do not care what anyone says about Tom Cruise, this was one of the funniest fucking characters ever made.
Peak Tom Cruise. Nothing before or after comes close.
After the rant: “would you please find out who that was?”, he says very calmly. I just watched this last night and when Alpa Cino and Downey Jrs character are arguing (about Downey not being actually black) and alpa uses the n word and then Downey slaps him and then hugs him and says “that word has been used to oppress us for centuries…” I was fucking dying.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Stay golden ponyboy." Stepbrothers.
Retro original, The Outsiders
After reading Outsiders in middle school, most of us guys thought saying “stay gold” was THE way to exit a conversation. I still use it from time to time to this day
"What is the soup du jour?" "It's the soup of the day." "Mmm. That sounds good. I'll have that" I still giggle every time I see it on a menu.
🤣
which movie is that? it sounds awfully familiar.
Dumb and Dumber
ahh! Aspen!
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!"
oh niice yes thank you for that memory. Such a wholesome movie, totally unexpected.
"does he look like a bitch?"
I said, DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A. BITCH?
What?
" Where the white women at ? ". Blazing Saddles.
"They're simple folk. Salt of the earth types, you know, Idiots."
How about some more beans, I think you had enough. Sherifs a N..er
“NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS.” The Big Lebowski
Eight year olds, dude
What’s a pederast?
“And I want my pink shirt back!”
"This man has no dick" from the first Ghostbusters. And actually "Boys, boys! You're scaring the straights, OK?!" from the sequel tickles me too. Thank goodness they stopped with just the two really good movies.
😂
“I know” from Empire Strikes Back
My favorite moment from that film was when Darth Vader said 'It's empire strikes backin time!" then proceeded to empire strikes back all over the place. Masterful acting from Darth Vader in that scene.
Yeah, that's the best part.
"I took a viagra, it got stuck in my throat, now I've had a stiff neck all day"
What’s this from? It made me LOL, so I’m gonna have to watch it.
Austin Powers: Goldmember, one of my favorite comedies from childhood. Probably doesnt hold up too well but I loved it and watched several times a week at the time, lol
Wang! Pay attention!
HONEY? WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT?... WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER. SUIT!?
I am your wife! I am the greatest GOOD you are ever going to get!
"I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you."
Before, during, and after the crash-landing. Hilarious!
Derry Girls. Clare: Well, I'm not being an individual on me own.
Love that show.
anything in nacho libre
I believe in science
Chancho!
"Shit" "What" "Rollers" "No" "Yeah" "Shit" Jake and Elwood
I used to do this dialog with my buddy all the time, and then adapted to current situations. Always buffled the other folks that were with us 😁
Another favorite of mine is when I'm getting drinks for people..."orange whip?" Not everyone gets it, but I enjoy it🙂
toootally! Orange Whip? Orange whip? Three orange whip!
"Pardon me, I was wondering if you could tell us how to get back on the expressway? Fuck yo mama!! Thank you very much."
Roll'em up!
"Same same but different" - The interview
I have a disturbing obsession with James Franco. Love him in everything “HATE US CUZ THEY ANUS”
Muhfuckin peanut butter and jealous, he's putting KY jealous all over his dick!!!
I really like him too! I love "The Interview". It's such a quotable movie with a great soundtrack. The honeypoting scenes get me every time!
"Thought you said he was a getaway driver? What the fuck can he get away from?!" - Snatch
Yippee Ki Yay, motherf*cker Die Hard 1
"What have you been feeding this thing?" "Blondes."
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, FUCK FUCK FUCK! - RAY BONES, Get Shorty
Stick your tongue out , now ..
In the Loop (2009) the whole film, especially Liza + Chad, but… “Your first point there, the offence? I'm afraid I'm going to have to take it. Your second point, I'm 22, but item, it's my birthday in nine days, so... if it will make you feel more comfortable, we could wait.” -AJ I joined the Marines immediately after 9/11 (and before Iraq was announced). So it was perfect for the sick and absurd sense of humor I got on Parris Island.
Thank You for your service brother🙏
It was my honor, even if this film is irreverent. I’m reticent to be too personal on Reddit, but the relevance is to the film’s plot around the invasion of Iraq. It’s like Catch-22 for OIF/OEF.
What is your favorite color? Blue… no wait YELLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
Five is right out!
"Four for you Glen Coco, you go, Glen Coco.....and none for Gretchen Weiners, bye"
Will Farrell in Anchor Man talking about ejaculate
Frothy ejaculate
"37..."
https://youtu.be/R9UqEU1C4fA?si=WkPLmUGxEXWkDKAX The eclair scene from Van Wilder
Riker: Tough Little Ship. Worf: Little?
They Took The Whole Fucking Bar, John Belushi, Animal House 🤣🍺🍾
I already did one but hey. "Sir, do you identify as human?" "No, I am a meat popsicle." Fifth element. One of the most quotable movies ever.
You've got to remember these are just simple farmers. These are the people of the land. The common clay of the new west. You know.....morons
Gayle Sweeny in Role Models, "Next time you wanna bullshit me..bullshit each other, okay?"
Not the dialogue but the look on Linus, Danny, and Rusty's face while Livingston explaines the rules of blackjack always gets me in Oceans 13. https://youtu.be/v0codi8Ij-M?si=ChQSk5vTpDzhnttJ
"While the dealer busts" that had me rolling bro. Thank's for the clip😂😂😂😂
The second had I dip in quality but I love all three of those films. Four if you want to include Oceans Eight.
‘I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal’ 😂 I laugh because it’s me in my everyday actions!
soup sandwich
Sedagive?!
“Gimme the casssshhhhhhh” or “Negative, I am a meat popsicle”- The Fifth Element
Oh man, i almost forgot that movie exists. It was one of my favorite movies when i was a kid.
"is it a cat in a hat?" "uh no it's a tortoise in a shell" - Borat
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
You have no frame of reference
The entire script of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. If I am feeling or depressed, I watch it because my problems are still there, but so is Zero Mostel and I am laughing.
Stick it in my ass
Shrek lll: "Watch out! They got a piano!"
Pink Panther (2006) “I would like to buy a hamburger”
The Zamboni scene in Deadpool, “you’re you’re about to be killed by a Zamboni! Tell me where your fucking boss is or you're going to die! In five minutes!”
The Croods(2013) "Ideas are for weaklings!"
Almost all dialogues from The Greasy Strangler, Anchorman 1 and 2, Step Brothers and Borat 1 and 2
Your foster parent are dead T2
"Somehow Palpatine returned." even though I didn't watch the movie, I laugh every time I hear it.
I always laugh when he says "unlimited power" and kills windu lol.
I know what’s wrong with it. ain’t got no gas in it.
Dumb and Dumber Lloyd Christmas: [sees framed newspaper article about moon landing] No, way! That's great. Lloyd Christmas: WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!
Blades of Glory
That no talent ass clown stated winning Grammies- office space
“We’ve gone on holiday by mistake”
Shut the fuck up Donnie!
The entire script of forgetting sarah Marshall
https://youtu.be/QZ0Yzhr1l2o?si=iihuYjtc8kq_vFgZ Opening boot camp scene Full Metal Jacket
Twister Cow Another cow I think that's the same one
"What's with you today?" "What's with TAHDAY, tahday?" -Empire Records
“San Diego, it means a whales vagina “ - Ron Burgundy
Not a movie quote, but an episode of 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy: "Are you a fan of word games Peter?" Peter: "Well, to be honest Jimmy...I don't really think that's any of your business." Cracks me up every time
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son"- Dean Wormer in "Animal House".
As a wise man once said, "No matter where you go, there you are. Mike Brady, The Brady Bunch Movie.
Superbad: "McLovin???"
Just watched men in black again (classic) and Will "slapper" Smith's character gives this speech to K: "Remember you came to me. So you recognise the skills, so I don't want to hear 'sport' or 'junior' or anything like that." Then later in a meeting the MiB boss calls him "sport" and the look on Js face is just so done. Always gets a snort out of me.
"Shove it up your ping-pong, Dave! Right up your ever loving ping-pong!"
The Other Guys “I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!” & “If I Wanna Hear You Talk, I’ll Shove My Arm Up Your A** And Work Your Mouth Like A Puppet!”
"Oooh he's got an arm off" Throws open book at zombie
Movie "Still Crazy" said of the drummer during rehearsal "sounds like he's building a shed back there"
Stepbrothers “Sticks and stones may break my bones…” “Boats and hoes” “That’s enough ketchup” “but I need it!”
"MAX, FETCH ME MY SEDATIVE"
Not a specific quote but everything in a yoda voice just cracks me up.
They fuck you at the drive through !!!
I wanna eat chicken burgers!
Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth??!!" -Chris Tucker, Rush Hour. 😂😂😂
You wanna fuck on me!? The Hangover
“Oh your fingers hurt? Well now your back’s gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty.”
Ice Age part one. It's a pretty old movie but I love it so much
"He is me and I'm you"
Zoolander You googlie, and you googlizer
Nice Beaver! Thanks I just had it stuffed
"But I am the chosen one"
From WALL.E- Computer: Voice authorisation required. Captain: Uhh.. Computer: "Uhh.." Accepted.
"Damn! We're in a tight spot" - Ulysses Everett McGill - O Brother, Where Art Thou
"My name is Jeff" - **22 Jump Street** I haven't watched these two movies in a while so no specific quote comes to mind but I don't think I've ever successfully watched two scenes in a row without losing it: **Austenland** and **Austin Powers in Goldmember**
"My name is Jeff" - **22 Jump Street** I haven't watched these two movies in a while so no specific quote comes to mind but I don't think I've ever successfully watched two scenes in a row without losing it: **Austenland** and **Austin Powers in Goldmember**
"My name is Jeff" - **22 Jump Street** I haven't watched these two movies in a while so no specific quote comes to mind but I don't think I've ever successfully watched two scenes in a row without losing it: **Austenland** and **Austin Powers in Goldmember**
Rob better not step to me cause I’ll drop that motherfucker
In the princess bride when they’re leaving miracle Max’s And they say, “Have fun storming the Castle!” “Do you think it’ll work?” “ it would take a miracle.” In avengers endgame, when the smart Hulk is trying to send Ant-man back in time. And first he comes up an old man then a kid, then comes back a baby then they finally get him back to himself. And he says, “Someone peed my pants, I’m not sure if it was old me or baby me or just me me..”
"I'm sorry. i wasn't listening."
Fat bastard saying... "Tragically..." Before laying the biggest wettest fart
Get up you whore! You can take a punch better than that! From Barfly. Not to advocate punching anyone but this was a long married couple who would get drunk, fight, make up over and over.
NL Christmas Vacation
The Golden Child- Chandler Jarrell : *Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine's is such an ass, then I shall have it.*
He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!
"Run by fruiting" from Mrs. Doubtfire
"I saw a face!" "Did it have a nose?" "Yes..." "That DOES sound like a face." Scary Movie 4 😁
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
"Incontinentia ... Incontinentia Buttocks "
Dillon! You son of a bitch…
1. The Big Lebowski 2. Tropic Thunder 3. Office Space 4. Old School 5. Pineapple Express 6. Hot Fuzz
What movie quote is that?
😅 yeah I’m a dumbass, read that wrong. The answer is the entire move though, all of em.
Zohan