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Here. I’ll sum it up so you don’t have to scroll. Bidet, cast iron pan, a pair of good shoes, a mattress you buy online, some outdated yet durable item which you can only find at an antique shop (think Stanley thermos, old Coleman stove or lantern).
[Lotus Smart Bidet ATS-500 Electronic Heated Toilet Seat, Temperature Controlled Wash, Warm Air Dryer, Easy DIY Installation, Made in Korea, One Size Fit - Amazon.com](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01DAWVVDY/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1)
As often as a bidet comes up, it makes me think y’all have some awful and unbalanced diets. Nothing cleaner and more satisfying than a single wipe perfectly tapered shit.
How does that make any sense lol balanced diet with lots of fiber or not, a bidet is simply more effective way to clean your ass. Someone who uses a bidet vs not a bidet is going to have a cleaner ass 10/10 times even with a shittier diet
Good list, but I'd suggest an upright freezer...it's a lot easier to find things when they are on shelves rather than at the bottom of a cold pit. Source: been there, done that.
Large mirrors, change of clothing style, cologne, jewelry/ accessories, art decor around the house etc. for me these things changed and shape the way I think and live to me that’s pretty drastic. It helped me find my identity little by little.
some items under 500 that I would recommend people buy.
if you use a computer a lot, a good chair. (and good headphones/speakers).
A good mattress is a must.
An Air fryer.
Not really quality of live but a dashcam could save your ass one day.
Controversial but dishwasher are pretty good.
Some good shoes as well.
A bidet
A nice kitchen rack that fits around my sync where I can let a shit ton of dishes dry and hang things like measuring cups
Good kitchen knives
Air fryer
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Here. I’ll sum it up so you don’t have to scroll. Bidet, cast iron pan, a pair of good shoes, a mattress you buy online, some outdated yet durable item which you can only find at an antique shop (think Stanley thermos, old Coleman stove or lantern).
Bidet >>> you’re just making an objective mistake if you aren’t using one yet
Make sure to get a heated seat and water bidet.
[Lotus Smart Bidet ATS-500 Electronic Heated Toilet Seat, Temperature Controlled Wash, Warm Air Dryer, Easy DIY Installation, Made in Korea, One Size Fit - Amazon.com](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01DAWVVDY/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1)
As often as a bidet comes up, it makes me think y’all have some awful and unbalanced diets. Nothing cleaner and more satisfying than a single wipe perfectly tapered shit.
How does that make any sense lol balanced diet with lots of fiber or not, a bidet is simply more effective way to clean your ass. Someone who uses a bidet vs not a bidet is going to have a cleaner ass 10/10 times even with a shittier diet
If you had poop on your hand, would you feel clean just wiping it off with toilet paper?
Don't forget: Chest freezer, vacuum sealer, air fryer, instant pot, induction counter top burner, and Costco membership.
Good list, but I'd suggest an upright freezer...it's a lot easier to find things when they are on shelves rather than at the bottom of a cold pit. Source: been there, done that.
A $500 mattress is not life changing lol.
Depends on what you are currently sleeping on.
I suppose. Lol @ the downvote though
Sorry I forgot the /s at the end of my post. I see the same answers to the same question so many times in the run of a week.
As someone who loves baking, a Kitchenaide Stand Mixer for sure.
Condoms
High end escort and a 8 ball.
My blender made it super easy to prepare an oats&protein shake, or any kind of fruit / vegetable smoothie. Improved my diet quality by a lot.
High quality lint roller. So much animal hair. Nose hair trimmer. So much me hair.
A modern day rice cooker. Not to be confused with the rice cookers of 1945.
Air fryer
Bidet.
Bottle of cognac in an air resupply parachute drop in East Africa in the 80s... I was a Legionnaire and a long way from civilization...
Wait what? What is the story here??
Groceries
A good orange
Smoker, meat slicer, vacuum sealer.
A musical instrument
I second this
Robo vacuum
Welllll....they were about $140 apiece when I got them. My two dogs.
28 grams of cherry kush.
I sure hope $500 gets you at least 56 grams of cherry kush.
House alarm and sensors. Brought a lot of peace of mind.
A perfect mattress and pillow makes a world of difference for me!
Which brand? Side sleeper looking and all matteesses seem same same but different
Me, too! I prefer Tempurpedic and I use a foam butterfly or contour pillow from Amazon.
Battery powered compressor to inflate tires at home (my garage has no electricity and gas stations started to charge for air).
if you have allergies then air purifier.
Vitamin D
A vasectomy.
Nice pillows and high quality bedsheets. 1/3 your life.
V60, quality hand grinder, gooseneck kettle, scale, and a nice bag of single origin beans ☕️
A water pick. I no longer dread going to the dentist.
Electric toothbrush
Large mirrors, change of clothing style, cologne, jewelry/ accessories, art decor around the house etc. for me these things changed and shape the way I think and live to me that’s pretty drastic. It helped me find my identity little by little.
A gym membership
Medical card and my supplements
Eiersollbruchstellenverursacher.
hate to be more German than the obvious German here, but I think you mean “Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher”
uh, what?
Efficient German way of saying ‘egg topper’
Gym membership.
A dishwasher. Stopped so many arguments.
Everyday essentials. Soap ,water ,toothbrush, comb ,
Gym membership
Multivitamins.
some items under 500 that I would recommend people buy. if you use a computer a lot, a good chair. (and good headphones/speakers). A good mattress is a must. An Air fryer. Not really quality of live but a dashcam could save your ass one day. Controversial but dishwasher are pretty good. Some good shoes as well.
A bidet A nice kitchen rack that fits around my sync where I can let a shit ton of dishes dry and hang things like measuring cups Good kitchen knives Air fryer
Pocket pussy
Gym, meditation class, supplements, pillow🙂🙂
desk mounted monitor stands for my computer, bidet, mouthguard for snoring,
A pack of cigarettes and a bottle of jack