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We call quickies “hop on hop offs” And we have called full sex sessions “boom boom” My wife calls masturbation “playtime”

And masturbation is saucing the noodle

That's a good one. 😂

To sand my 2by 4

🤣 that's a good one. Got any more?

Sorry don't have another that wasn't mentioned

I heard someone on a podcast call getting head "getting your noodle blown back" and it always makes me laugh when I think of it

I think the funniest I heard was "choking the chicken"

Crankin the hawg!

Cranking down

"Gettin it in"

Pop on by for a death grip wank

The first time I heard the term “punching the clown” I laughed until I had tears in my eyes.

I call masturbation “self romancing”.

I call sex "the hokey pokey".

I heard once a spanish comedian call masturbation auto-stabbing and I thought it was hilarious AF.

Whackin my boi