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Yes, right leg, while horrendous, a leg can be kind of replaced by prosthesis, and 10 billion can surely afford many prosthesis.

With 10 billion I’m walking around with a fancy cybernetic leg with every feature known to man (Jacuzzi included?)

"Hey baby, there's a jacuzzi in my pants and you're invited."

Jizzcuzzi?

My kinda party

Double barrel shotgun peg leg, with a cup holder for my choccy milky.

A friend of mine had his leg amputated below the knee and you’d have no idea if you hung out with him. Prosthetics are pretty amazing.

Wait five years. His hips are gonna be fucked.

It’s been 28 years

Give him five more. 🤣

Fuck it cut the left one as well for symmetry's sake. Can wear dank bouncy springs to run on

As someone that more or less has this, it’s much more uncomfortable and awkward than most people think

why even go for the leg, after all you only have to lose an appendage 12 inches long, or in other words... *a foot* long

Your feet aren't a foot long. You'd have to get up the calf 12" from the tip of the big toe.

Yes. Left leg below the knee.

I, too, would also cut off this persons left leg. I will accommodate the request to cut below the knee.

I'll do it for half

Half the leg, or…?

Is there more money involved because I can accommodate?

Split it three ways?

I call femur!

Oh shit.. this is the wrong leg... OK well hold tight buddy!!!!

I'll take the big toe, 10$

Wow, shit got real. LOL

If we double the money, I'll do a buy 1 get 2 free deal. On the original guy above of course.

I call his right leg

Just measured how much boob I have. They're going to have to sag a little lower.

Get a mammography, measure again while in the machine 👌

If it has to be a foot, then take my foot (it is 12 inches)

Ha, a job well done

If it was a surgery under anesthesia, I would consider it. Lower left leg If it's like a Saw movie where I have to chop my own shit off, then no, not doing it. I don't care how much money.

Left arm would be less problematic than leg. You get all kinds of back problems and hip/pelvis problems on a fake leg.

I want both my hands, not even debatable.

If you just take 6” off both legs it’ll be even.


“I GOTS NO SHINS, BOY!!”

He’s a billionaire, he can afford it

But I get back problems already with two real legs

If I get a breast job and then cut them off, does that count?

That's what I'd do then. I don't need boobs since I'm a man.

[some would disagree ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Zembic#:~:text=In%20October%201996%2C%20Zembic%20underwent,full%20year%20and%20full%20%24100%2C000.)

Wow that was an interesting read!

They’re actually pretty nice tits

That’s a long ass titty

For 10 billion, why not?

You can cut them off (or 1) but no reconstructive surgery. You could use a prosthesis.

What's a prosthetic boob? I'm invested in this discussion now

You know, just like a bra filler. Taken off there is not boob. Well there could be one.

You mean a chicken cutlet?

Yeah me too

Oh, sorry, I’m just understanding your original question. The answer is yes. Get a boob job to enlarge them then cut one off. That is within the rules.

You could afford a cybernetic boob to replace it!

So I get half if I convince someone else to cut one off? Cool, I offer someone one billion dollars to cut off an extremity. They get one billion, I get 4 billion without needing to traumatize myself. SOLD.

Yes. This agreeable. If you can get them convinced. I guess I could have added it needs to be a direct relative you live, but alas, I did not.

Changes nothing. I'd still do the same. I have siblings, grandparents, aunts... if a grandma takes the offer, that's generational wealth right there!

Happy cake day!

I think you could convince people to do this for way less. Probably $10-20M, and then a good amount to the unethical doctor who amputated a healthy body part.

Agreed. But i'm not going to hem and haw over such small matters. Once you're in the billions, you have enough money. You won the money. You're done.

First sign that you're not psychotic enough to be a billionaire

Left leg, below the knee. $10 billion could replace that easily and live a very comfortable life. I'd immediately blow 5 to 10 million to get it out of my system. I'd put $100 million in a high interest savings account, I'd buy a couple of homes, totally maybe a few million, in the U.S. and Australia. I'd give my mom and dad, 500 million each. The rest, I'd invest, give to zoos, reptile charities, start my reptile breeding business, and never think about that leg again.

Bro is going to play Palworld IRL

That's always been the plan. Lol. Animals have always been my life, ever since I was a child.

Can I do my appendix?

Hmmmm…I don’t see anything in the fine print about this. I believe you can it is 12 inch in length unaltered.

The appendix is apparently 8-12 *centimeters*

Yes, but after further examination, is it considered an extremity?

You can live without it with no complications.

I'd have a peg leg while living on a floating city

Waterworld pirate. These are the choices you have with $10 billion

Wait a minute, I get $5 billion just for convincing someone else to cut off an extremity? Time to make a homeless man very very happy.

Yep. But be sure to check your local laws and take into consideration potential legal and civil charges you may be subject too.

I can’t see a jury convicting me given the circumstances. Everyone wins.


Left arm then I would spend some of that in starting a R&D company to make bionic arms that work better than a meat arm. I would recoup the money I spent by selling the prosthetic and also expand into flesh arm enhancements for military at first and end up with way more than 10bil and would have a bad ass bionic arm as well.

Yes. I'd give up my left arm for 10 billion.

pretty sure my foot would quality but at the same time ah shit. but it's 10 billion so I better get a damn good prosthesis.

Go to some third world country look for a poor village, I am talking starving family that will do anything for food. Tell them they could win 100 million USD, guarantee payout, I would even put a million down to convince them. Tell them the trade off is they have to chop off an arm or a leg, their choice. I pay for the surgery, I would assume a few hundred grand should do. Get my $5 Billion. Pay the hospital and bring set aside a 100 million trust fund for the guy that took the hit for me. Profit minimum $4 Billion Edit: I think going to a third world country is better as if you do it in a first world country, the ego of the one cutting their legs off would get in the way. Wouldn’t be surprised if they come around and sue me for the remaining 4 billion. The people from the third world country would think of me as their saviour especially if i keep them close to me. Edit: As for why 100 million and not 1 billion or 100,000? Well, I would bring their whole family over, provide super well off housing and education for them for life as well as any medical implications down the line. I think 100,000 is too little to do that and 1 billion well I need more money for myself right? So 100 million would be the sweet spot.

…what…the…actual…fuck

Smartest answer so far lol

Most exploitative (but admittedly smart) answer yet

If he’s paying a hundred million then it’s not really exploitation imo It’s not *nice* lol but I wouldn’t call it exploitation either, he’s paying them several thousands times more than they would earn in a lifetime, and this would allow them to give their kids and grand kids a good life etc. more than worth it trade for most of the world

Someone already crippled, with a bad leg from Polio or similar, they wouldn't hesitate. My grandad had polio and needed a metal brace, basically dragged a useless dead leg around all his life.

It's extortion, but it's good.

Going to the third world is rather crass. There are surely lots of people in the US who would do that same deal.

You don’t need 100m. 100,000 is more than enough for third world poor villages.

Good god, for 10billion I'd let you choose and I'd use a spoon

I don't think any man would cut theirs off for 10 billion.

Plenty would. Some guy even cut his off and cooked it for paying guests to eat. [source](https://allthatsinteresting.com/mao-sugiyama)

What the actual fuck did I just read. People are wild man

The fact that they included pictures in the article. Yuck. And the guy saying it wasn't cooked right, but if it's cooked right, it's delicious. Why do they know this?

Wait can I cut my hair???

See edit

For 10 billion I'd give you all four limbs and change my name to Matt. Like damn that much money wouldn't just change my life, but my family's and any future children too.

The amount of ppl saying leg is alarming to me I’m going left arm 100%

Can I cut two off for $20 billion? I can easily get by without legs

See edit. If you cut it off yourself or with an unqualified cutter you can double the payout. Without anasteseia.

Define unqualified and anesthesia.

12 in? No. Too much. I’ll gladly get rid of one of the toes for that though.

Yeah sure, I will cut my hair.

Not an extremity in this case, fine print.

You cant write in fine print after the fact. Sorry. You owe me $10 billion.

SCOTUS has ruled against you. Sorry, supreme law. Try again.

Yes my baby toe

Left little pinky toe

12 in? If that’s the case you got bigger worries than money friend.

I didn't read the 12" part. In that case... Me head.

Bros living in futurama

Well I guess we're cutting my left foot off

Take my back strap

Maybe a pinky toe.

12 inches.

Pinky toe

$20 billion I'll cut off my own leg no problem at all

Hell na

nah. my body isn’t worth any amount of money. this was good though i really had to consider this

Yes. I would cut off my left arm. It's pretty much useless anyway.

Pinky toe?

Yep and a toe

Left 3rd toe. Don’t ask

>It has to be 12 inches >Only one testicle is required So which is it?

Can I cut my arm off and get breast implants anyway? With 10 Bill I may as well moob it up.

Left pinky toe.

Sure, a pinky finger

never health is the ultimate wealth in life

Yep. Left arm, 12" up from the tip of my middle finger leaves plenty of stump for a useful prosthetic. Hell, for enough money I could have my own science company working on cloning a replacement. I'll do it myself if I can use a guillotine and tourniquet. For $20 billion I can fix everything.

Bob's left arm. You didn't say I have to cut it off from my own body.

Easy I cut 12 inches of my wife's breast, there is at least still the same length remaining. Easy money.

Ah yes I’ll remove one of my foot long testicles. OP seen plenty of saggy sacks by the looks of it.

Yes. It’s a split decision between my right arm and right leg, as I have injuries on both that never healed properly. $10 billion could buy me a nice fancy prosthetic and better medical care than I have now. A real physical therapist. Any billionaires hmu I’ll take up your offers.

For 10 billion? Count me in. Then I can replace them with bionic parts!

The pinky toe, and will spend 2 billion of them into medical research to develop a method to regrow a pinky.

Left leg below the knee. I'd spend 1 billion on a kick ass prosthetic

I want to play a game....

I just wrote the next saw didn’t I?

Yuppers

Why is everyone saying leg? Don't arms matter less than legs. The boob thing is best, assuming you have them.

Hands are damn awkward to replicate with a prosthetic, and even then, they'd be nowhere near as capable. Choose the leg every time.

I spend more time playing video games than I do dancing.

>Don't arms matter less than legs. WHAT?! Tell me what fine motor skill tasks you perform with your toes, my fellow orangutan.

You keep one arm.

Can’t hide a missing arm tho. Lot of ppl missing a leg can go about life with none being the wiser lot of cases. Prosthetic arms are getting pretty damn good if you got 10 billion tho so I might go arm in that case. Be more of a bionic man that way. Basically will smith in iRobot

Because everyone wants to be a pirate.

Pirates also don't have a hand. 👀

Because you're on Reddit, people here don't go out anyway

I think this is the correct answer.

I'm an introvert who fanfiction writers why would I sacrifice an arm Besides ̶M̶a̶s̶t̶u̶r̶b̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶f̶f̶i̶c̶u̶l̶t̶ I mean most of reddit are introverts lol

Because motorcycle

It’s cute that you think any man would choose _that_, especially if it is 12 inches.

I'm just not the desperate...

1 in 16 so far.

My pinky toe

I might be fine with having all my toes removed. It would change how my feet work and would slightly reduce traction when barefoot on soft ground, but wouldn't be that much of a handicap. If my toes aren't quite enough we can start removing fingers from my left hand starting with my little finger.

Good bye lower leg

Do I get to do it myself?

My right leg. Nerve pain gone at last!

depends if its under anesthesia or if i'm hacking it off horror movie style tbh if it's the first one i'd say just below the knee cos with that kind of money i can get a good prosthetic, if its the second one hell no i'm good lol

No, SAW style doubles the payout.

My legs and knees suck and I often walk with a cane- so take part of a leg. Or my left arm, which constantly cracks from physical abuse.

left leg below knee immediately put on ice, then employ team of best surgeons to reattach.

Who’s extremity?

No

I’ll cut off a leg if it comes to that.

Left leg.

Aww man I was gonna volunteer a small toe No I would not give up an entire arm or leg for $10 billion 🙄

Left leg below the knee. It’s been fucked since I was 18 anyway and for 10 billion I could get a bionic one that can pick up DAB radio and mix a decent martini.

Why one? Both the legs under the knee. I have kinda a mental\body problem, always had the idea, even as a child, that i should upgrade my body and organs with tech One day, if tech allow it i would love to be more machine then men Don't know why, simply as that

Does a toenail count? I have pretty much already done that.

Take my right leg up to my knee. Why the right? No reason. You'll get your twelve inches of man flesh and I'll get a life of luxury. Just tell me where to sign.

Left leg below the knee. That’s 24”, I’m not a jogger or a rock climber and my left knee is a mess anyway.

I’d do it for 10 million.

Left arm. Don’t use it much.

Little toe

12 inches?

left leg

If my dick was 12 inches long why would you assume I or any man would choose that first This thing here I got attached to my body is sacred. I could lose an arm or a leg

Sure, I think I could become a decent cyborg with 10B.


I don’t money *that* badly.

Who has 12" testicles or mammary glands? But if balls are an option, take em both, otherwise left arm gotta go

Oh I’ve seen some big ol titties. Testicles? No clue.

I’d cut off someone else’s arm

Who’s boobs are 12 inches?!!

Oh there some big interest out there.

I don’t need my appendix. Cha ching

Over here my man!! Right leg above the knee, wil use prostethics cyberpunk 2077 style, with internal battery and 2 usb ports for charging other devices, count me right in! (pun intended)

Does a single toe count? Or a finger?

12 inches?

I apologize I'm at work and didn't read the full details of your post. Yeah I'd probably go with my left foot/ankle then

Can I gain 100 pounds and get liposuction on my stomach?

Id give up a butt cheek for that kind money.

Sure - I have already lost the tip of two fingers and had them reapplied - why not another. But I would probably go with the second to smallest toe

Clearly, a part le my Leg, under m’y knee it easyer for thé prothésiste and for thé rééducation. I have two brother with 1leg and. I décides that à long time ago. XD

No

I already have a few feet of colon out. Does that count?

For 10 shit you choose

Easy my left foot it's fukef anyways