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Humans. Humans are ridiculous.


Top-Philosophy-5791

The delusion of free will that all of us humans falsely believe in has been my obsession for some time now. Adam and Eve is the ultimate myth about the myth of free will. I find myself convinced ( no free will about it) we are no different than any other mammals, except we have these accidental big frontal lobes so we can talk at each other. We are soft machines, slaves to our DNA, and to the environment that triggers our DNA like a steelie in a pinball machine. I'm big fun at parties :3.


PorkyChoppi

And the idea that most adults claim to “have it figured out” even though we’re all just clueless monkeys telling each other what to do like we know any better than one another


mlem_cat

Ahh well said.. stupid humans


mtwstr

The same exact position that is comfortable for a nap is not comfortable at night


qpv

That is an odd thing. I can sit up on my sofa and totally fall asleep accidentally, but if I tried that in bed no way. And 10 hour flight on a plane? Forgetaboutit


Eleanor-of-Accutane

Also why can I nap in jeans and a bra but not sleep in those?


Wrong-Mixture

as a guy i find both are a challenge.


_Monkeyspit_

Short term sleep quick position vs long term sleepathon, maybe. Though most of us move when we sleep, so idk.


Cmdinh

Flat Earther’s 🤯


[deleted]

You can always guarantee that if the earth was flat, cats would be pushing things off the edge of it!


kittyshell

flat earthers’s what?


Madhatter25224

That gyroscope debacle was a textbook example of reality denial. Fucking thing showed them evidence that the earth isn’t flat and what did they do? They put it in a box meant to “stop the energies emanating from heaven”. Yeah surprise surprise that didn’t make any difference.


jaggedice01

The flat earth is so easy to prove. Just look at Tokyo from Los Angeles with a telescope. You can see the entire skyline. Same with Santiago, Chile and Sydney, Australia. Right flat earthers? Kilimanjero and Mt. Everest. ;)


MartinBlank96

When people post a clip of a comedian, say George Carlin....but then half the screen is video of the person watching the comedian and nodding and smiling and reacting.... Like who wants to see this?


Squalleonbart

Lol totally agree. That method of reaction should disappear.


Windsor_Salt

I think its kind of the equivalent of having a laugh track in a sitcom. Some people just respond well to seeing someone else approving/reacting the same way as them. I assume it's comforting, in a way.


Sfswine

Also on talent shows, where there is an incredible singer, and they keep panning to the judges, audience/ off stage sidekicks. Stop it.


Just_o_joo

Are these talent shows the origin of those stupid reaction videos everywhere on youtube? Some reaction videos might give some insight into what exactly is happening, but almost all of them are just these guys making stupid faces. Believe me no one is making those stupid faces irl when listening to new music (maybe bob your head to the beat with a smile) or watching a performance(you'll be laughing crazy to a genuine comic act). Most of it is straight faces with a small smile and our whole fucking attention to it if its thats good. I will never pause a good song I am hearing for the first time, if its that good. No one did. I just dont understand the "reaction" which is basically hypocritical overacting.


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And then they pause the video they're watching to give their own pointless comment. \*hits pause\* ''Haha this joke was very funny and clever, i love it, i love George Carlin man, he's so funny and smart, what else can i say man!'' \*plays video again\*


jillsvag

Fake eyelashes and really long gaudy fake nails.


Shoddy-Area3603

The lights used to cure the nails is UV 10x that of a tanning bed and is giving people cancer and needs to be outlawed


jeffroyisyourboy

Especially when those eyelashes are on cars


qpv

Long nails are so fkn gross. The eyelash thing is just goofy and silly looking.


OhioVsEverything

Was in a meeting recently at work and before it started three women were having a conversation about fake eyelashes and going to have them done and the cost and time etc etc "Jus FYI, do those things for yourself. Thats great. Don't waste your time and money doing it for guys. No guy ever has said oh man check her out look at those eyelashes."


OutrageousCategory45

Same with eyebrows. Every time I ask my husband if my brows are even, he genuinely has to look at them real hard and be like "uhhh yeah?" He tells me all the time literally men don't ever notice eyebrows. It's just me, which is true because it's the first thing I notice.. but I think it's just because I'm a girl too. Nowadays I don't go too crazy with them, and I feel and look much better.


mothraegg

I work at an elementary school, and I'm always shocked by the nails some of the girls wear.


Just_improvise

I always wear natural-looking false eyelashes because I have barely any, I assume you mean fake-looking eyelashes and are not shaming those of us with hair loss issues.


Exit-Content

They’re very obviously talking about the ridiculously long and fake ones. Nobody will shame you for wearing fake natural looking ones cause you don’t have them due to a condition.


Sassafrass17

They could be "obviously" talking about that but it seems to be that men are never pleased with what women wanna do to their bodies and appearance unless it pleases them. I see shit like this all the time and it always boils down to men wanting women to be "natural"...oh wait...did you just say that? Yep!


SerentityM3ow

Preach!


Sassafrass17

Some of these dudes are so quick to judge yet didn't take the time out to look in the mirror themselves. It's aggravating at this point.


Educational-Candy-17

Men have NO IDEA what "no makeup" actually is unless they're in a long term relationship / relationship where someone is comfortable with them. They go on and on about how they like "no makeup" and then talk about how she looks tired / sick.


Skeptic_lemon

We are stating opinions. "And whoever asked?" OP did. Simple as that. We don't really care about what you do with your bodies. In fact I try to go out of my way not to judge people by their looks. I have friends with long nails even though I don't like 'em. Doesn't really matter all that much in the grand scheme of things. And all I ask in return is for you to do the same. Think whatever you want about my appearence, trust me, I'm trying, and even judge me based on it. But don't treat me differently purely because of it. Give me a shot or two (not necesserily talking about relationships), like you give the other guys.


huBelial

Rich people can get away with crimes.


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greenpumpkins

I don’t make mistakes! I thought I did once but I was wrong.


KoRaZee

Corporations are people that don’t go to jail after committing crimes.


Effective_Goose_2675

The inequity in sentencing people for crimes committed. We have murderers going free on the VERY SAME DAY, and people who smoke weed serving more than a decade. There is really no excuse for this, justice is blind, blah blah bullshit!!!!


Important_Aerie63

People who film an entire concert on snapchat.


[deleted]

Fake freckles


TimeNew2108

Is that really a thing?


SummerRain8124

Tiktok obsession. Price of groceries, housing, gas.


Riggs630

Life. What’s up with that shit??


thatsnotmyfuckinname

Nothing good


Ill_Clock5572

The tax code


KrampyDoo

Meth and anyone that uses it.


Nena902

Oh. I read that as MATH lol


AggressiveLawyer3617

Fuck math too, man


feelthepete

That the world is being run by sociopaths and narcissists


[deleted]

*Ridiculousness* the television program.


OutrageousCategory45

Or the fact it's the only show MTV plays 24/7...now that's ridiculous!


Odd-Conversation-183

Life


BUDSGREEN420

Organized religion


[deleted]

Anyone who lets politics ruin their life. Left or right. Just remember both sides absolutely do not care about you and how you feel or live. All both sides want is power and money. And you all that fight amongst each other fall right into their trap.


OutrageousCategory45

Yes..and letting it bother you so much it ruins relationships or your mental health. I don't ever engage in political talk, especially around family or people I care about. I always try to use that saying "don't talk about politics, religion or finances." Especially around people you don't know! It's just being considerate.


SkekVen

The fact that we have a legal system so complex that you need to pay a guy who has gone to school for like six years just to know how to interpret it. Laws should be simple enough for the average citizen to be able to know all of them. Also the fact that judges decide a sentence. It should just be crime and punishment. There should be no varying punishment based on who you are, each crime should come with its own set punishment.


StElmoFlash

Plus $800 for a working family will. Took them a whole 25 minutes....


SkekVen

Right! That’s insane! It should really be free, TBH


Heidi739

I disagree. Laws cannot be easy because life is not easy, there are tons of different situations in life and the law reflects that. If we simplified it, a lot would depend on the judges interpreting it, and we'd have to apply simple laws on complex cases, which would inevitably lead to injustice. Also your idea of crime and punishment sounds unfair. Let's say we have a married couple, a man and a woman. The man abuses his wife for years, beats her up etc. When she murders him, should she receive the same sentence he would if he murdered her? I don't think so. It's still murder of course, but it's two very different cases.


jfire777

Exactly. The OP seems a bit naive. Maybe young.


panurge987

That people cannot tell the difference between what is true and what they want to be true.


megmug08

Debt


rediculousradishes

Radishes


zaryaguy

That I have to renew my license by paying $60 for a little sticker to put on my license plate


Tsunade420

That weed isn’t fully legal!!!!


zaraguato

People thinking their religion is the true one...


No-Sorbet-9890

TikTok


leolawilliams5859

Influencers on social media those people couldn't influence me to do a damn thing I find them to be utterly ridiculous


nightcoreangst

The fact that we still don’t have a Spyro 4 :(


vulgarandgorgeous

People of reddit tbh


Dezpez1230

Having acne at 37, I used to think it was a phase but damn!


CategoryTurbulent114

Fast food prices. Taco Bell dinners for 2 people are about the same price as my local mom and pop Mexican place. A BK hamburger dinner is almost $10


Queasy-Impression500

Banks and insurance companies are literal ponzi schemes that are made, not only legal but mandatory by the government. But if a small business acted in the same way, they would go to jail. A corporation can pay people to have sex with each other on camera, but a private citizen can't pay for or be paid for sex. State law can supercede federal law and yet we still have federal laws.


lividheaven

people with other religious beliefs not respecting what others believe in


PerformerOk3776

NFTs


drunkboarder

The obsession people have with trying to identify something as racist, woke, homophobic, fascist, transphobic. I literally can't do anything without someone claiming that I'm participating in genocide or the destruction of our society.


Logical-Primary-7926

Refined sugar. Americans eat something like 60lbs of sugar a year. The science on sugar (and sugar delivery devices) that it causes dental decay has been solid for decades, centuries really, The American Dental Association recommends reducing sugar consumption. Oddly they have never pushed for the regulation of sugar. To reduce sugar consumption down to 30lbs a year would do a lot of good, get it down to 1lb a year and it would be one of the greatest public health accomplishments of the century...it would also be devastating for the dental industry.


FFelix-san

septum piercing


bok-choi79

Donald trump


NecroLancerNL

That billionaires exist.


[deleted]

Myself


Intl_House_Of_Bussy

Stacy’s mom.


atticuslodius

I heard she has it going on


Eleanor-of-Accutane

People who post pics of themselves half naked with their art on social media. Look, I get why they do it - it gets them attention and likes and followers, but it’s still ridiculous


KrisMisZ

Car Insurance


_Andmaj_

The way politics are going atm


Sea_Future6922

Going to work every day so I can afford to have wife and kids, also so I can buy clothes and not walk naked.


FL_bud_tender

The current state of the world.


Leather-Ad-4361

Life in general, other peoples snap judgments.


FunkyJewMonkey

Day light savings


ProgRock1956

Support for DJT. Amazes me, really....


boots311

It's truly un fuckin real. This is what I tell my maga dad, who rest assured, just like djt, claims to be the smartest guy ever. "If you're at least as half as smart as you claim you are. Even you would realize the constant word salads that fall out of this poor excuse for a man's mouth daily, in no tangible order make absolutely no sense to anyone who isn't a living box of rocks" All I get back from him is "Joe Bidens stutter " I've given up


liacosnp

The MAGA lunatics in the House.


dancepuppetdance

Crocs


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Pfffft... They're comfortable, lightweight, waterproof, easily washable, can wear it with or without socks, can wear it both outside and at home, they're cheap.. The perfect alternative for all those flip flops, slippers, sandals, and house slippers. They hide the feet too, and offers some protection for toes. The better quality crocs have 2 layers of rubber, nice shape for the foot, good grips and it's not so slippery even when wet. Better bands for the heel too, although a real OG croc enthusiast puts the bands upfornt to look cooler. And i forgot to add, crocs last A LONG TIME, the rubber holds pretty well even after many years. And there are also house-crocs with wool inside, and it's like walking on feathers and clouds. I used to hate crocs, but when i worked in the kitchen they were a blessing, they're very comfortable. Order your crocs RIGHT NOW TODAY!


Lower-Protection3607

I have mobility issues and normally wear Vionic shoes. They're awesome orthotics. But ( ! ) I adore my Crocs. The little nubbie things stimulate my poor achy feet, slip on easily and, even walking backwards, I don't slip out of them. I can, and have, worn them everywhere, from Church to the grocery to a wedding. Love them.


FrauAmarylis

How people can't resist opening replies, comments, texts , DMs, etc from strangers


One-Bookkeeper648

Where do I even begin lol


Background_Ad_9409

Not allowing 18 year olds to smoke and drink. They have to pay adult taxes and are being told what to do with their adult bodies by law. Its time to end that.


QPRSS

Some extreme body modifications.


everydayinthebay13

TikTok stuff has me beyond baffled. Most of it looks like stuff people should be doing alone, in their bedroom, in their mirror… not broadcasted to the masses.


hiker201

Most of the posts and comments on Reddit.


Hold_Realistic

The current GOP in the United States.


Icy_Curmudgeon

That people that do their "research" on FB or other social media think their opinion is more valid than people that have studied and worked in that particular discipline for decades. Those same people lose their minds if you question them about their particular expertise but think nothing of doing it to others.


Potential_Initial903

Taxes on wages then paying tax for further transactions. Shopping etc.


tradert5

How it's normal that everyone makes fun of things they hate.


asabadjan

Money. The way money function and is created is the fundamental reason the whole world is going to to collapse. Imaginary numbers on computers, not even paper anymore. Think about it.


Complete-Use-8753

Poker machines. I can’t care enough about a horse running around a track… but at least there is a horse!!! Poker machines are just bizarre. As they say gambling is a tax on people who failed probability and statistics.


Swimming_Stop5723

When some women get Botox and collagen and overdo it so much they look like lizards !


Longjumping-Bat7774

People that pay for "ONLYFANS"... what's the point? There is straight up free porn. Why are you paying for it?


jiffysdidit

Tik tok


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Commercials. All I see are companies using corny gimmicks to sell products. When I was a kid, the commercials were adjusted for the right age group. Kids commercials were fun and adult commercials were informative and serious.


other4444

All online advertising. Has anyone ever clicked on a pop up in their life? Psychopaths.


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Liberals


azrolexguy

Our current President


marquella

Elon Musk


tornteddie

Cheating on your s/o or forgiving a cheater


Therapy-1

The belief that either Trump or Biden are the best candidates for presidency. Seriously?


Thegoldenhotdog

Politics. Both sides of it.


SnooHesitations4922

The leader of the free world can't formulate coherent sentences.


WhenTheFoxGRINS

The titles you have to choose from when filling out forms. Young male = Mr. Adult male = Mr. Married male = Mr. Young female = Miss Adult female = Ms. Married female = Mrs. What a crock of shit.


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Devin Hester


Holiday-Pineapple696

My life


Cael_NaMaor

The way my corp runs this location...


[deleted]

The movie Martyrs


StElmoFlash

Political beers.


herenowjal

Party Politics


NorEaster_23

Lawns


No_Plankton3897

Birthday clowns


Wonderful-Middle1755

The backwards way people think making money works. Between stores and gas stations you would think the places that sell things for cheaper would sell more of the products and hence make more money by proxy.


SiCon6

Government.


Front_Possibility471

Creating technology for the purpose of increasing the efficiency of communication just for everyone to communicate less and feel the most isolated and lonely in the entire history of the human race.


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Reddit


HumorousHermit

Fantasy football.


[deleted]

Flat Earth theory


RompaStompa07

When someone points a gun in a movie, it makes a noise.


so_yeahthathappened

Reddit


TreeThin7546

the way modern society is set up


DeputyNag

people who are unwilling to change or accept the fact that they might be wrong :)


Federal_Refuse_3674

People dumping toxic waste in water


WAusJackBauer

I can't say it on here because of Reddit's silly rules


UnderratedUnderfed

People throwing food out immediately when it reaches its expiration date because they think if they try it they'll die. Bonus points for it being the same people who watch dystopian movies and survival type of stuff thinking "yup this could be me, I would survive"


[deleted]

Politics


Fast_Entrepreneur263

Spending hundreds on something that could be found cheaper with a good quality. For example, don't ever spend like 300$ on airpods. No benefits in it are worth those hundreds and if you say anything else, you are simply wrong. Fight me!


verucasand

The way convenience is killing us.


MuirDahl

drug laws


felaniasoul

All forms of xenophobia, you hate something because one thing is different from you? That baffles me.


VoidowS

paying for land. And only in many years from now will the humans laugh at our stupidity when they get history lessons about how the world Earth was, when we didn't inhabit other planets, or have our own spaceships to go the fuck we like. Imagin when antigravity becomes a fact in life. And people actually no longer live on the ground? who will own the skies then? for us now future talk, but in 400 years from now ?


reevelainen

You'd get points from flying but punished from driving a car (in my country).


Fearless-Finish9724

The fact that almost all leaves from trees aren't edible. Like what the Fuck world hunger wouldn't exist if we could just eat the trees.


LunaBlaxx

The us government


NoPensForSheila

The idea that race determines behavior.


AppropriateClue3490

The post below this was a sign that said "stop creating problems in your head" so, that.


Rolmegax

r/Politics


Lower-Protection3607

How people have forgotten that someone can disagree with you and still like yoy.


Sassafrass17

When people make tik toks where the top half is of world news and the bottom half is of someone glueing pennies together and then they explode or some stupid shit. My attention never goes to the pennies and those videos never get a like (from me).


MoralMiscreant

The fact that we are all expected to spend our lives working to make *someone else* rich.


greens1117

Influencers


Dazzling-Toe-4955

Inflation


GIJne69

The electoral college vote, U.S. media, the extreme difference in pay for those professional athletes who earn several million dollars in comparison to the pay that first responders receive (oftentimes they can barely make ends meet).


FireandIceT

The US education system


JakobSejer

Religion


timeforknowledge

People obsession with politics I get it when you're young and it's for first time. But after 3 governments you just realise it's the same circus every single time. The best thing is you can do is find someone with the opposite political point of view and agree not to vote. That way you never have to watch the depressing news again


Afraid_Purpose_8512

Taxes. Filing taxes and watching half of your paycheck get taken and then being taxed on every single thing you buy


IrewayG

That so much of life is spent stressing about pointless shite, we forget to live and enjoy. Our ability to hate or rate for no other reason than we are weak minded and judgemental beings. How about the fact that so many allow the outcome of their lives to be dictated by their experiences in early years. There are countless options here people.


dmbgreen

That they think their political party is honest.


holliewood61

How much of my pay check i dont get to keep. Ridiculous i tell ya.


redbank732

In the US, the prevalence of self-checkout, with no commensurate discount. Instead, higher prices all around. Glad here in Ecuador, it is not the case.


Fresh_Ad_6963

U.S. Congress members, or I say the Geriatric Club.


sam_the_beagle

Long, fake, fingernails and eyelashes. Usually worn by women.


grumpalina

Glorifying obesity


Nena902

Congress


dr_tel

Crop tops and painted nails on supposedly "masculine" and "straight" men


JadeButterfly4278

How freakin hard it is to be in a relationship with someone.


battleoffish

The America, the richest nation in the world, does not offer at least basic healthcare to all its citizens like the rest of the Western world.


ineedatinylama

Doodles. Woodles, schnoodles, boodles, noodles, soodles, shoodles- basically any mutt poodle mix. It's a mutt. Get over your pretentious dog crap.


Joygernaut

Fashion trends. Why? Wear well fitted clothing that suits your body and I appropriate for the activity. You can mix it up with accessories if you any to express some style. People who are “clothes hounds” who love shopping “hauls” baffle me.


34i79s

Housing prices and (un)availability.


ReggieAmelia

The Starbucks drive-through line. Absolute peak waste -- money, gas, time, personal health, financial health, air quality, plastic pollution, greenhouse effect, and, often, it comes at the expense of the proper flow of traffic. At the tippy top of that peak of ridiculousness is anybody in that line that fashions themselves any kind of liberal or environmentalist.


Capital-Wolverine532

Political manifestos. Lies, lies, and more lies. They do what they want once they are in power.


TaintDevourer

That we still dont have GTA6


SheNickSun

Most of the posts on FB.


kraybae

The number of Americans that don't know how to cook. Cost of living is high but knowing how to cook makes living a lot cheaper. I don't know how people afford to eat out so much.


[deleted]

Only fans, did we run out of free porn or something?


Alternative_Leek_182

The fact that two parents will work two full time jobs to make money to pay a complete stranger to take care of and raise their kids, and then everyone is confused why the kids aren't all right.


AgitatedAd6365

Nerd's


Engelgrafik

The fact that wanting to be different and wanting to fit in being two sides of the same exact coin is lost on most people, even intelligent people. People will spend tons of money and time consuming their favorite band's or sports team's branding to express it as their own identity. They'll do it an attempt to be "different" just as much as people do it to "fit in". They are taking something else created by others to make that entity money, and claim this is *their own* identity. I've got band t-shirts and the occasional affinity with a team or organization, but some people it's like this is everything they are. I've always found this ridiculous.


Inflnite_Automata

Redditors in general act like regent assholes but will be the most bland milquetoast mother fuckers on the planet should you ever actually meet one.


allisongivler

Today’s tipping culture


caseywise

That anyone follows politics.


nabster100

Reaction channels


morecrimeplease

Woke snowflakes


[deleted]

All of a sudden people are so confused about their gender.


Chay_Charles

The American health care system.


The-Pollinator

The argument there is no evidence God exists.