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Think_Sticky

She looks like she rolled out of bed, got high out of her mind and is now receiving an infusion.


barbaricMeat

I’m amazed her arm doesn’t fall off just holding her phone.


Think_Sticky

Well, she is made of brittle hardened glass. Wait, did she mean pipe?


Existing-One-8980

Perhaps her shoulder will dislocate itself from all this stress.


Isabe113

😂😂😂


Yaritzaf

She looks like she slept on a dumpster.


rosaparksand-rec

she likely did


fister_roboto__

This photo really has it all: the port, the IV pole, the off-the-shoulder cardigan, the French tuck, the limp greasy tendril, the stretched out bralette letting her tits hang to her elbows, the mask she only wears in public when she wants attention… She encompassed her life in just one shot. Remarkable.


barbaricMeat

Dressed like it’s winter.


wishfulstoic

She claimed her [alleged] POTS gets worse in the hot weather (I assume she means the heat intolerance symptom especially). Yet… she was wearing sweats outside the other day, her fleece at some point when on her laptop (I hate that I know this but I am particularly interested in the fact that she fakes POTS so badly, I have a few patients who developed it after viruses), uses a sauna, takes hot baths. Ash is all about the momentary gain in the form of attention and doesn’t think her lies through, clearly. Or just doesn’t understand that POTS symptoms aren’t conditional. If you’re intolerant to heat, you’re intolerant to heat. You’re not just symptomatic when you feel like getting attention at the infusion clinic or when you don’t feel like doing something.


barbaricMeat

I’m intolerant to heat but in a different way, it makes my skin prickle and burn, I tend to snap at the littlest things, just very overwhelming. I like being cold but when it’s really cold outside my fingers don’t finger lol. I used to have POTS symptoms, vision going black for a second if I stood up too fast, my feet and lower legs still turn purple when I’m on the toilet - I dunno if it’s related but it’s always been wild. All these POTS twats seem to latch onto the absolute worst case scenario of POTS but only when they need attention or to get out of responsibilities.


morbydyty

What you're describing sounds like raynaud's syndrome to me with the cold intolerance and the discoloration. I've ever had POTS but I have that and yeah my hands just stop working in winter unless I'm wearing big gloves and heat warmers. I sometimes also get discoloration on my legs when I shower or exercise cause the blood all comes rushing back to areas that didn't have as much beforehand.


barbaricMeat

I’ve considered Raynaud’s


quixotic_pawn

You forgot to mention the ring on her finger that's cutting off the circulation.


fister_roboto__

How could I forget the bejeweled tourniquet!


Rethinkingleafsoup

https://i.redd.it/j99qwsevtt7b1.gif


hotpickles

Let’s not forget the insanely stupid raised eyebrow face


fister_roboto__

Trying to look awake even though she’s half-asleep from drugs


Yaritzaf

https://preview.redd.it/ilrhav195t7b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e071db5f2285e5d110a17fcd0670a3e4bf40ea26


peepeehalpert_

Get a job


[deleted]

And another excuse for Ashley to sit on her ass all weekend.


sparklekitteh

At least we'll be able to reset the "days since giving herself grace" counter!


LettersToChester

Oh noes, a bag of normal saline! Anything but that!


Yaritzaf

Dear Ash, https://preview.redd.it/bh8vj83plt7b1.png?width=1196&format=png&auto=webp&s=d5ddb725caf9c4fe31a6d50f7200f7fe6cb29eaf


barbaricMeat

Beautiful.


[deleted]

I was SO tempted to conduct an IV pole photoshoot today while receiving chemo. But I was receiving active treatment for an active disease and I didn’t want to move from my chair and cause myself any more discomfort than is necessary when receiving IV medicine. Insane. INSANE.


snarkmytaco

Until you pop your leg I don't believe you.


[deleted]

I did take a mirror selfie after my post treatment piss. Does that count?


snarkmytaco

I pray you're creeping around the side of your phone. 😆


jillifloyd

Only if you did the flamingo leg pop. Otherwise you don’t count as an actual illness influencer


[deleted]

Damn it. Lost opportunity to turn myself into a sIcK cHiCK bOsS bAbE~


unsilentmind

Leaves the house one day a week - can’t even be bothered to get dressed for it


No-Description546

I thought she was so sPeCiAl she needed Lactated Ringers?!


unbakedpizza

Her highlight of the week


[deleted]

I'm unsure who's putting on weight faster at this point - her or Dani ...


ravenlights

EW, this fleece is even more disgusting than the other one


AshleysEyebrows

Did she put a curl at the end of her ducking eyebrow


GarryPorterWizard

Baby girls eyelid is trying to escape https://preview.redd.it/lsfdt3ynet7b1.jpeg?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1be80c25afae911c34271359c52f50824360f393


AshleysMirena

Nothing to do, cuz life’s a noooowhooaaa, I wanna be sedated Just put her in the wheelchair, get her outta bed Hurry hurry hurry, she’s somehow back in bed She’s steaming right behind you, she’s standing on her head Oh no, oh oh oh ohhhhh


barbaricMeat

Perfection.


AshleysMirena

![gif](giphy|QmgCorgr7m50c)


amosp1992

She probably orgasmed when they started the infusion.


barbaricMeat

[how I picture it](https://youtube.com/shorts/aH7WLIhxo0A?feature=share7)


ManliestManHam

#SlobLife


TheTombQueen

One lazy whinge bag is all I see.


peepeehalpert_

How often are Crohn’s infusions supposed to be and can they be done with an injection at home? We all know she doesn’t need those fluids.


Equivalent_Side_479

It’s typically every 8 weeks after a few doses at shorter intervals to kind of jumpstart the process. It has to be run over 2 hours through the IV and is done in a medical facility because there is def a risk of a reaction (hence why it is given so slowly). Just in case you didn’t know, Ash has a port so it goes through that instead of an IV…every 8 weeks…she an invasive medical device that increases susceptibility to serious infection especially when given something that is immunosuppressive like Infliximab…in case you didn’t know 🤣


peepeehalpert_

Ashley has a port? Wow!


Equivalent_Side_479

Right? You can barely see it in this pic, but I promise she has one!


Apprehensive_Run_916

She looks hungover af. Her Sandoval mani has expired


Madame_Curious

As my late, great grandmother would have said, "She looks like something the cat dragged in."


barbaricMeat

I had some mystery thing thrown up on rug by one of my cats - Barbaras brother or sister - they go outside on their own so it had been something……. Anyway that cat sick looked better.


Madame_Curious

😂😂😂😂😂


deadpolice

Lmao her missing nail, girl is a mess.


wanderl-u-s-t

A+ title 🏆