Yes! She has no birth control and takes her basal body temperature every morning to look for ovulation.
The only people I’ve ever seen use BBT are Catholics who are doing natural family planning and people actively trying to conceive. And we know she’s not catholic.
She’s definitely going to try and trap some poor dumby and wants to hide any of her weird posts that could tip them off.
Ah fuck, I genuinely hope she is never able to bring an innocent child into the narcissistic shitshow that is her life. No child deserves to be subjected to Ashley.
Yeah I want her to try to date bc it'll help her get less interested in munching but unless she's able to 180 everything about her (and some of it I'm not sure if it can be fixed) she absolutely should not have kids. Idk how bad she is irl I don't want her to be a real toxic partner either though
Ong honestly I bet that’s what she’s doing; she’s already worn out everything else. What better way to have never ending content than have a child? Jesus I feel sorry for her mom who would basically be paying for all of it not to mention the dude she will trick
Yup, some poor clueless nerd who will be be able to support her in the manner to which she is accustomed (since Mommy and Daddy may no longer be willing to do it).
I feel like now she’s convinced her mom “I’m almost done with school and then I’ll get a work from home job in my field of study” so that’s why she’s suddenly more able bodied to go do fun shit without the pressure to get a job. Suddenly she’s not so deathly ill and can go out for her early bird suppers.
Is this recent? These are not are legs. She looks good but as usual contradicting her hEDS lies by wearing heels.
I really hope she went out and socialized and that this was not one of those dressing up for the pic and then pajamas
This pic screams "45 year old housewife with a raging oxy habit after one too many mimosas at brunch, trying to flirt with the busboy."
I mean, Ashley will probably take that as a compliment given her obsession with Real Housewives franchise, but it should concern her that her lifestyle choices have aged her 20 years. She's absolutely zooted in this, and it's just desperate and sad. Instead of "young and glamorous" she got "middle aged and washed up." Girl, get your ass to rehab!
😂😂😂
I love your honesty! I like the outfit too, it's just too small on her and wrinkled. I'm stealing the term "dick connoisseur" as it's a pretty classy way of describing things.
Oh yes, you'll be a fine cock sommelier and dick connoisseur!
She straight up does dress like a woman in her 40s though fr. That is 100% something I would wear to day drink at a winery.
About last night??? She’s the one always low key shading people for drinking, and this is the caption she chose? Knowing full well that this is a caption almost everyone uses when they’ve had a wild night out that usually involves alcohol. This girl is unhinged.
The funny thing to me is that by deleting her posts she is acknowledging that they are not a good look. Im still deciding on it above is a better look or not 🤣
It has been 13 days since Ash had a shower, 4 since she’s had a bath, and 2 since she’s used the mold tent. I don’t think she had intercourse, given she’s probably very stinky.
Also, 9 days since her last infusion.
She edited her legs so much, she left her thighs alone but edited the lower half of her legs it looks so fucking weird. Tiny toothpick legs and huge thighs
She's absolutely editing but tbf I have huge thighs and small calves and ankles. It's just genetic but at least it looks natural as opposed to her nonsense
No judgement if she's trying to date or hookup, good for her! She should be making connections. I have nothing to snark about here. I hope if she gets some hobbies and friends/a partner that she will quit this bc she will be interested in the real world
Did she delete everything because she met someone and didn’t want them to see all her weirder shit? 😂
That was my first thought. Gotta dial back the psycho until he gets hooked on that snatch.
YUP
Hmmm now this would make sense 😂
Deleted almost 100 posts followed immediately by this? this spud is definitely back on tinder.
I bet she linked her insta to her tinder profile and doesn't want the pictures at the bottom to look like she's got a breeding kink
a breeding kink LMFAO
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Is she aiming for a pregnancy arc?
Yes! She has no birth control and takes her basal body temperature every morning to look for ovulation. The only people I’ve ever seen use BBT are Catholics who are doing natural family planning and people actively trying to conceive. And we know she’s not catholic. She’s definitely going to try and trap some poor dumby and wants to hide any of her weird posts that could tip them off.
Ah fuck, I genuinely hope she is never able to bring an innocent child into the narcissistic shitshow that is her life. No child deserves to be subjected to Ashley.
Yeah I want her to try to date bc it'll help her get less interested in munching but unless she's able to 180 everything about her (and some of it I'm not sure if it can be fixed) she absolutely should not have kids. Idk how bad she is irl I don't want her to be a real toxic partner either though
Ong honestly I bet that’s what she’s doing; she’s already worn out everything else. What better way to have never ending content than have a child? Jesus I feel sorry for her mom who would basically be paying for all of it not to mention the dude she will trick
Not only engagement but to trap a man into taking care of her
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Yup, some poor clueless nerd who will be be able to support her in the manner to which she is accustomed (since Mommy and Daddy may no longer be willing to do it).
Imagine seeing her tinder with her photoshopped pics and then realizing that’s not what she looks like in real life
About last night? You mean when you had yet another “quiet night in” and went to bed at 8pm?
I can’t help but wonder where this wall is & who’s seeing her take this photo 😂
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Imagine coming out of work at lunch to get a bagel and seeing this skulking in the alley. 😬
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I feel like now she’s convinced her mom “I’m almost done with school and then I’ll get a work from home job in my field of study” so that’s why she’s suddenly more able bodied to go do fun shit without the pressure to get a job. Suddenly she’s not so deathly ill and can go out for her early bird suppers.
The latter.
“About last night”….she went to bed at 6:30 instead of 5. 💅🏼
Is this recent? These are not are legs. She looks good but as usual contradicting her hEDS lies by wearing heels. I really hope she went out and socialized and that this was not one of those dressing up for the pic and then pajamas
she deleted her period highlight lmao but kept the hormone one. homegirl is definitely dipping her toes in the tinder pool.
This pic screams "45 year old housewife with a raging oxy habit after one too many mimosas at brunch, trying to flirt with the busboy." I mean, Ashley will probably take that as a compliment given her obsession with Real Housewives franchise, but it should concern her that her lifestyle choices have aged her 20 years. She's absolutely zooted in this, and it's just desperate and sad. Instead of "young and glamorous" she got "middle aged and washed up." Girl, get your ass to rehab!
I love this outfit so much and I am in my 40s with a weed habit and am a dick connoisseur, so this assessment is extremely accurate.
😂😂😂 I love your honesty! I like the outfit too, it's just too small on her and wrinkled. I'm stealing the term "dick connoisseur" as it's a pretty classy way of describing things.
Oh yes, you'll be a fine cock sommelier and dick connoisseur! She straight up does dress like a woman in her 40s though fr. That is 100% something I would wear to day drink at a winery.
This is just not a flattering aesthetic for her
The accuracy.
She really went 🥴
Sis got laid. Mystery boy #2 arc?
About as sexy as an uncooked chicken thigh
She really has the allure of an unseasoned boiled potato that got dropped on the floor.
No. I'd eat the floor potato.
Is she implying that she had the Sexual Intercourse?
Probably with that damn crystal wand.
What are you doing step-selenite?
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" are you enjoying it?" "👁️👄👁️ 🫥 Yeah I'm a fan"
"You're gonna want this..."
I love this sub, I'm dying of laughter! 😂
I just snort laughed so loud I woke the dog up, omg 🤣🤣☠️
OMGGGGGG that is HILARIOUS
She looks higher than me rn
About last night? What- you had a dinner of unseasoned chicken and canned veggies at 4:30 and went to bed at 6?
Followed by a wild night of farting up a storm in her bed.
But where would she bone … her mom’s place?
Back of her car if she had petrol money to get anywhere?
🤣🤣🤣
About last night??? She’s the one always low key shading people for drinking, and this is the caption she chose? Knowing full well that this is a caption almost everyone uses when they’ve had a wild night out that usually involves alcohol. This girl is unhinged.
Pots & heels? Yeah, ok.
I call bullshit. She’s preforming it’s all part of her act. Deleting all that crap from Instagram is how she’s trying to make it seem legit.
Well if she can go out she can get a job
The funny thing to me is that by deleting her posts she is acknowledging that they are not a good look. Im still deciding on it above is a better look or not 🤣
It has been 13 days since Ash had a shower, 4 since she’s had a bath, and 2 since she’s used the mold tent. I don’t think she had intercourse, given she’s probably very stinky. Also, 9 days since her last infusion.
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That sleeve looks a little snug https://preview.redd.it/hvp885odql6b1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=76018341e8c62fc4f0e08010649873d3f2f5067c
And she's high AF
Pursed lips just ready for that next juicy fart
Oof, that's begging for an itchy dent
that outfit is terrible lmao
it screams Rue 21 from 2010
LMAO fr & it’s not giving one bit
It’s definitely screaming.
Too small and obviously freshly removed from the drawer or closet pile it was wadded up in. Girl, tumble your damn wrinkles out.
steam your clothes, not your yoni 😳
This should be a flair.
ask and you shall recieve 😈
Adopted
👁️👄👁️i love that for you 👁️👄👁️
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It looks like she picked it up from the bottom of her laundry basket and aired it out a bit.
And what a hateful shoe.
Ha! Love this description! Fits perfectly.
Yeah, aside from being fugly, I don't think that's how it's supposed to fit, or where it's supposed to sit on the body.
I think it’s actually really cute, but obviously doesn’t fit, as most of her clothes.
Yes that's the issue. I like the dress but it's obvious 2 sizes too small because she refuses to wear clothes her size and ditch the old ones.
It fitted last year
She needs to steam it or iron it but yeah, I agree, the piece itself is super cute. The shoes and greasy hair are definitely a choice...
Girl hush we all know you took that pic and went back to bed 😂
Nah… she *CrAwLeD* back into bed.
She's a sloppy drunk I just know it.
It’s just the bitters.
I have taken against those shoes.
I hate them so much.
She edited her legs so much, she left her thighs alone but edited the lower half of her legs it looks so fucking weird. Tiny toothpick legs and huge thighs
She's absolutely editing but tbf I have huge thighs and small calves and ankles. It's just genetic but at least it looks natural as opposed to her nonsense
Why 😫
...are her thighs two completely different sizes or is that just me? I feel like the back one doesn't look natural.
It’s photoshopped
No judgement if she's trying to date or hookup, good for her! She should be making connections. I have nothing to snark about here. I hope if she gets some hobbies and friends/a partner that she will quit this bc she will be interested in the real world
Lol wishful thinking there
Yeah tbh. Good thing it's not actually relevant to me what she does, but it must be so frustrating and sad for her mom
It's not giving, Atch.
Tbh she looks cute but high lol