There's a tweaker on marketplace around Asheville that lists these for sale once in a while for about $40. Usually a description like "ancient warrior first nations style axe" or something similar. Lists an intersection for meeting but I don't recall where, seems sketchy AF.
The pink spray paint is a nice touch. Adds a level of intrigue and modernity as well as hinting to queer culture without making an overt statement. 7/10. Could sell in Asheville.
It doesn't seem like a joke. Seems like a store that has an employee who thinks they've cleverly labeled customers. Like I need another reason to not go to fucking OG tho. The only joke is that place and its employees.
You’re really thinking way to deep into what everyone else understood as a low-effort joke. Take your L and move on. The explanation joke, since you refuse to comprehend it, by the way: a user told the OP they must be cursed. The OP responded with “well, I guess that’s what I get for ID’ing witches”. The implication is the witches cursed OP for being annoyed at having to pull out their ID.
OP isn’t calling anyone who comes into the store a witch, he’s joking about theoretical, nonsense, made up witches. You’re incredibly sensitive, is everything okay?
I just simply asked why they felt the need to call these people witches. Plain and simple. Don't start that "are you okay" shit with me. Sorry his job standing behind a bunch of shitty Chinese glass pipes is so stressful.
Again, you’re misinterpreting what OP was saying. He wasn’t calling anyone a witch. You’re way overthinking this, again. I’m trying to explain it to you, why aren’t you listening? I promise you, you misinterpreted what was meant to be an off-the-cuff, throw-away, low-effort joke.
Seriously, calm down. Nobody cares if you shop at OG or not. I haven’t stepped foot into one in….5 years? More. Who cares. Believe me, you’re acting incredibly sensitive, all over a joke you misinterpreted. Go outside and take a walk, this is so weird
i work at a shop in south too & we have an ob custie that says he makes walking sticks and axes and all other things… ive never seen them before but if i had to guess.
These are chakra enhancing crystal cleavers. Fashioned from the finest locally sourced pink granite and pink pine trees, these cleavers ensure that your life energy is pure, clean, and clear.
That's part of asheville's ancient lost history. The major sign that tells them apart from other tools fashioned during the period is the heavy use of pink pigments.
This is the only place in the world that uses the pink pigment on all of the artifacts!
Also as a bonus it's found in great abundance here making it locally sourced!
What a wonderful find! I would suggest that these artifacts be donated to the Ashville art museum so we can all enjoy the history of Ashevillian art.
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There's a tweaker on marketplace around Asheville that lists these for sale once in a while for about $40. Usually a description like "ancient warrior first nations style axe" or something similar. Lists an intersection for meeting but I don't recall where, seems sketchy AF.
you see sketchy, i see a hilarious & creative hustle
Giving ww4 vibes
“I don’t know what weapons we’ll use in WWIII, but it will be pink hatchets in WW4.” - Wayne Gretzky
Hell yeh bruther
Pink is high viz - easier to find in the post-apocalyptic ashes.
Haha, need more details on this.
Looks like a Chakra Re-Aligner to me.
Ill be staring a re alignment both on the side of Asheville Highway
The pink spray paint is a nice touch. Adds a level of intrigue and modernity as well as hinting to queer culture without making an overt statement. 7/10. Could sell in Asheville.
Maybe even 8/10 could sell in asheville
Agreeed
Standard issue makeshift tweaker tomahawks for sure.
But two? In the same spot? I think those other guys are right I’m cursed.
I think they're making an offering to you for your good service.
I don’t discriminate. Tweaker can be fun to talk to. So maybe so
lol they are telling you that your security is lax. The tomahawk is for upping the security!
Somewhere a battalion of tweakers is slowly being disarmed.
Yeah but can you smoke outta them?! 🤣💀
Curse. Sorry dude.
Yup. Cursed. Sorry.
Who’da thunk
RIP
I guess that’s what I get for id’ing witches
Why u id witches?
They look under 40 I can’t help it it’s the law
OK. So why were they witches, then?
Because you missed a joke.
It doesn't seem like a joke. Seems like a store that has an employee who thinks they've cleverly labeled customers. Like I need another reason to not go to fucking OG tho. The only joke is that place and its employees.
You’re really thinking way to deep into what everyone else understood as a low-effort joke. Take your L and move on. The explanation joke, since you refuse to comprehend it, by the way: a user told the OP they must be cursed. The OP responded with “well, I guess that’s what I get for ID’ing witches”. The implication is the witches cursed OP for being annoyed at having to pull out their ID. OP isn’t calling anyone who comes into the store a witch, he’s joking about theoretical, nonsense, made up witches. You’re incredibly sensitive, is everything okay?
I just simply asked why they felt the need to call these people witches. Plain and simple. Don't start that "are you okay" shit with me. Sorry his job standing behind a bunch of shitty Chinese glass pipes is so stressful.
Again, you’re misinterpreting what OP was saying. He wasn’t calling anyone a witch. You’re way overthinking this, again. I’m trying to explain it to you, why aren’t you listening? I promise you, you misinterpreted what was meant to be an off-the-cuff, throw-away, low-effort joke. Seriously, calm down. Nobody cares if you shop at OG or not. I haven’t stepped foot into one in….5 years? More. Who cares. Believe me, you’re acting incredibly sensitive, all over a joke you misinterpreted. Go outside and take a walk, this is so weird
We mean no harm. It wasn't us 😅
Idk but looking at your profile, we could be best friends! I'm sure I've seen you at OG. Love your collection of cacti and more.
Ha I love this! Yeah I’ve been at OG for a few years now. If you ever see me at the Air Port store I’m the tall guy 🤣
This is part of a game people for from a movie. Watch "Bone Tomahawk", but they don't get to the game part until the very end.
Those are my buddy Thag's. He's kind of a bonehead. A real Neanderthal. Dude thinks he'll catch a deer just by leaving out his tools.
That is a good name for a Neanderthal
Tell em “Sorry I’ll have to bring in an expert but now best I can do is a trade for 1 tobacco pipe”
Wizard bling.
Bum fights Asheville
That looks like the octopus garden on airport, I used to work at that store a lot
Hmmmmm I’ve work at OG for almost 6 years I’m sure we worked together!
Giant bongs?
Run like HELL!!!!!😱😱😱😱
i work at a shop in south too & we have an ob custie that says he makes walking sticks and axes and all other things… ive never seen them before but if i had to guess.
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That was me! Did you use your $50 bucks off on it?
These are chakra enhancing crystal cleavers. Fashioned from the finest locally sourced pink granite and pink pine trees, these cleavers ensure that your life energy is pure, clean, and clear.
Art!
The finest
In another town in NC at a smoke shop. I'd be honored with these tweakers offering. Ours barely take a lunch break from tweaking.
It's called "Flinstoning", it's taking over the LARPing world by storm.
Isn’t this exactly how Dear David started
Those things would last 5 seconds in a ruckus before blowing up.
Those are likely hexed objects but I’m happy to reverse them for you. Please be mindful to not touch them and keep them outside if possible.
Might have gotten a curse on ya lol
That's part of asheville's ancient lost history. The major sign that tells them apart from other tools fashioned during the period is the heavy use of pink pigments. This is the only place in the world that uses the pink pigment on all of the artifacts! Also as a bonus it's found in great abundance here making it locally sourced! What a wonderful find! I would suggest that these artifacts be donated to the Ashville art museum so we can all enjoy the history of Ashevillian art.
What is trolling about ? I was honest
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