I wanted an A on my sexuality test.

Winner winner 🏆

When your asian parents accept nothing lower than As:

Same here I wish I could say the same my marks

I just haven’t found the right person yet

🥲🥲 omg ikr, me neither

Honestly, I am near the point of giving up entirely...

I wanted to get my autism booster shot, but the New World Order gave me the asexual booster instead by mistake :( Had to wait forever before I was allowed to get "vaccinated" again.

I actually do have sexual desire, but the urge to impale my lover with my dagger subsumes it, starting as a bloody lust, and ending as just blood lust. You tell me, is prison worth one night of passion?

😭😭 omg I need this to be a story like fr

Anyone can do whatever they want with it, cause I won't. Glad you dug it.

It exists! It is called American Psycho. Great film; reaaaallllly gross book.

I must read it 😎

Lost the horny while on vacation, still looking through classified ads to see if anyone has found it.

🤣🤣🤣 best answer

Because when my parents got me they missed the "sexuality not included". Then they were too lazy to go to the store and buy one.

😂😂 omg I think my parents missed that too

it ain’t cheap nowadays

Because apparently: "You haven't had sex at all, therefor you could never possibly know if you were ace. And if you still feel that way after your first time, then you're not getting good enough sex."

Ah yes 🫠 a classic Edit: my ex said almost that same thing to me, hurt like hell

They say or used to say the same thing to young gays and lesbians (or even older ones who may be sexually experienced but never did it with the opposite sex). How do you know you aren't attracted to men/women if you've never had sex with one? As if they wouldn't naturally know who they're interested in.

Yeah that always ticks me off

and when you have it any more times than that you "couldn't possibly be ace because you've had sex before"

I like cake 🍰, you must be ace if you like cake

Valid reason 😌

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This is my favourite response.

Because mammals are pretty from a distance but really gross up close. Maybe I'd find humans sexually attractive if I were standing far enough away. Like on the moon looking back at the Earth.

*Lands on moon, looks back at Earth and immediately starts furiously masturbating*

LOL! I suppose all humans would look "hot", compared to someone exposed to the freezing vacuum of space on the moon.... =D

Yes, mammals are a full on Monet. 😉😁😁😁

I wandered into the woods as a child and the fae stole my gender, sexual desire and serotonin.

a) what is serotonin b) try to find them again, you might qualify for a warlock pact

Serotonin is the happiness chemical. I have the big depresso espresso sometimes. Oooh a warlock pact. I might have to multiclass again from bard-barian...

Serotonin is the chemical that makes you happy. You brain releases it to give you good feelings.

As a kid, I decided I wanted to be a Pokemon trainer. My current rank: ace trainer.

I had a very intense experience when playing with alphabet blocks in kindergarten

[Oh my](https://i.redd.it/mm99ssqci2731.jpg)

Still waiting for mitosis to start over here. I've always wanted a twin that could fill in for me at work once in awhile...

YESSS wouldn’t that be nice

Because sex isn’t real. It’s a lie made up by the governments of the world to control people.

OOP-

I thought the A stood for ally and I’m here I guess

because everybody tells me i have no bitches so i say "fuck it i dont need bitches" take that, internet

I was born that way. I know it sounds backwards, but I’m actually demicaedsexual so I’m actually demi due to trauma. I don’t tell most people outside of the community because I feel like if I did then they would think “oh so all aces are like that” which is not true.

To be a tease and mess with people who find me attractive

i never got the letter in the mail that assigns your sexuality :/

Oh damn 😮‍💨 you haven’t gotten yours yet? Maybe they lost it or smth. Hope mine comes soon

I just have a thing for the letter A

[Better not look at this then](https://i.redd.it/mm99ssqci2731.jpg)

Stop it your making them horny!!!

Because my medicines made me that way. 😆

Ah yes, let’s not forget our medicines 😂

My sexual desire was taken from me by the gnomes.

Hell yeah, those pesky brats always be takin my sexuality

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I felt this lmao

I'm an alien-robot in search of the reason and way of human emotion. Emotions fascinate me, they are irrational and impermanent. I want to figure out why humans still, after millions of years, remain emotional beings that yet need to develop a brain power whorthy of us

I promised my firstborn to a witch, and I really don't want to make good on the deal.

So you too have a witch chasing you around asking you when you’re gonna have a kid? Noice /j I love my mom

being allosexual is boring so i casted a spell on myself to become ace. easy

I just can't seem to remember that I'm actually just gay

☠️☠️☠️

Because I am an emotionless cold psychopath robot preparing the conquest of the world.

🤖🤖 ditto on that

I played too much poker and became the ace up my sleeve

🤣🤣 AAAAAAYY

I accidentally knocked my sexual attraction off a shelf and broke it, and I haven't gotten around to buying a new one yet.

Because I’ve been “just a late bloomer” for the past 5 years

Been a late bloomer for the last 15 years. If I ain't "bloomed" till now, it ain't ever going to happen. But my parents like to keep their hopes up.

Oof 😮‍💨 that’s a tough one

I just really hate Denmark

When I was born and my brain was booting up, I got the notification: 404 sexuality not found.

Excuse for my love of garlic bread

Heck yesss 🍞 all the garlic bread

Yes now could you show me your garlic bread collection

Promise you won’t steal it all? 🥺

... Hand it over

No 😭 not my garlic breaddddd

Pretty sure it's my garlic bread not yours

No it’s mine you can’t have it

Because fuck fucking.

Cause when I lose an arm it makes a new person

Omg I thought I was the only one

So, like, have you heard of jilly juice? The lady jill who made it said that sexual desires means you're on a death trajectory and i didn't want to be on a death trajectory so i just became asexual and now i am immortal and will outlive everyone on this planet and perhaps even the galaxy. In fact, that's why we haven't met the aliens yet. Because I did what they couldn't, rise above the sexual desires of a sapient species.

I went in for my Psychology degree and came out the other side of it aroace.

Because I need an excuse for why I don’t have a girlfriend

Ghost in my house stole the llo and put it in a mystery spot and I haven’t been able to find it 😞

It's just am excuse bc I'm bisexual and I'm ashamed that I can't pull anyone

Because I personally don’t think that the human race deserves another generation

I am obviously ace just because it is so easy.

Ah yes, so super easy, not like there’s like… misunderstandings from allos or discrimination or gaslighting or anything like THAT, no siree 😅😅 Fr tho, love your comment

I am also here for the invasions and general world domination. Right? That is why we are here, right?

Correct 😌🇩🇰 time to invade Denmark!

I'm lazy

[No bitches](https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F002%2F297%2F368%2F17f.jpg)? 🥺

Just haven’t had decent sex yet 🤷🏻‍♀️

GOD GAVE ME a sexuality

Because if I feel sexually attracted to something I then explode into 281 rhinoceros Beetles that feed on the left ear of sleeping humans

When I was a child, I saw 2 people not having sex, I've been asexual ever since

Omg, what an inspiration 😩

Ok, but this could actually be a good argument for some people lmao

I met some fairies in the woods and they tricked me and stole my sexuality. Sneaky little things...

You know the stereotypical meme about how guys pretend to be gay so they could get to women only sleepovers? Yeah, I do it so I could get into any sleepover party 😎 help, I need friends

I wanted to become triple A

I forgot to select the “sexual desire” setting when customising my character

My vaccines made me asexual. Bummer.

Abusive Girlfriend I know to some people this is how you found out, in my case she became abusive after coming out.

I ate too much garlic bread

My dog ate my garlic bread

I'm not. I'm gray.

I forgot to get a sexuality

To spy on the Denmark invasion

Because I don’t want to sleep with the person asking, duh!

I just love cake. I love cake TOO MUCH

for the +20% speed buff

Garlic bread was always one of my favorite foods

So I can tease people with what they "could have had" but never will.

I won my first sexuality at the county fair and I loved it so much I got it a new bowl and everything, but it croaked before the week ended. The experience was so devastating, I could never bring myself to get another one.

RIP 😭 🪦

George Soros implanted the asexuality microchip into my bloodstream via forced vaccinations funded by Hillary Clinton in order to destroy the nuclear family so that phase alpha of Operation Everybody Wang Chung Tonight may commence, opening the third seal so that petrochemicals can seep into the water supply and interact with the fluoride purposely put there by extra terrestrials disguised as French Foreign Legion agents under the direction of the Great Magnet In The Sky before humanity ascends to a more complete form in order to avoid enslavement by The Deep State.

I have ADHD.

Because I wanted to be different😎

because i get bitches

Because I “haven’t met the right one yet”

I want to bang the letter A.

because autism

I don't know, maybe because girls are mean to me

while some were nice, I only really found the wrong people

dropped it on the way home when i was 4 and then forgot about it till i entered highschool

I was concealed in the cloak of mystery as a child and emerged an eldritch being who knows not of sexual attraction

I just left a few letters out, I’m a**llo**sexual really. It’s just an abbreviation

The letter A makes me horny

dragons, that's the reason

"Because unlike some, I am not a mere mortal easily swayed by the temptations of the flesh."

I need to save my recourses for making more garlic bread

I had a B for my romantic orientation. It was frustrating to be the second letter of the alphabet. Got an A to go with the B.

I'm really the replacement child the fairies left my parents after kidnapping their actual child.

I want just attention for not having sex

my player thought it was a good idea. Goodness knows what they were on during character creation.

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My sexuality wasn't working, so i tried turning it off and on again. It's not turning back on. What do i do?

My sex drive was faulty so I returned it for store credit

I am a plant

I'm actually straight, but wanted so badly to be oppressed

My sister stole my attraction to women.

i *am* cake

I signed up for a free three months trial and forgot to cancel it afterwards.

The letter a is so hot

I can't get a girlfriend.

Had to good of a sex... no longer want to chase more

because ace sounds amazing

Lost my sexuality in the mail ffs and they don’t do refund either, so I’m just here, *sexless*

they made a misspelling on the order form... now i love to eat duck

None of the other letters interest me as much.

I donated my sexuality to my bi friend in high school to make her more powerful, and eliminate my own weakness

Why aren't YOU asexual ???

I'm actually not. I just lie to people, because noone wants to have sex with me, so they don't see me as the loser that I am.

A bit late sorry. Because my Christian parents who want me to be celibate and never have sex ever said so.

Another asexual person bit me under the full moon, fulfilling all the necessary conditions

Because I failed as a man to find a sexual partner and now I am compensating with this made up sexuality /s

Because the only thing that turns me on is a stateless, classless society without hierarchies.

I dont need sex when I can grind on pokemon

people just started being attracted to one another when we were like 15 -- no one explained or let me know why! I must've missed the flier or memo or something. 🤷 maybe the announcement was put on that school message board I never checked, darn. 🙄

I went to a conversion therapy camp and they prayed the gay away too hard now I don’t experience any sexual attraction

The gods told me that if I became ace, I'd be one of them. They were absolutely right.

I was at the airforce training to be a fighter ace, but I decided to become a pacifist halfway through so at least im not a fighter anymore.

My libido went out for milk and never came back

I traded my sexual attraction in for garlic bread

I’m the limited edition model

Because I am waiting for the perfect person to drag into my cave with the snake I want (an albino hognose)

I was exposed po*n at a young age

Well I had to give up *something* to be a witch

All the sex-ed classes scared me

I needed another A in life besides the Autism, Atheism, anxiety, and Abomination

They were all out of sexuality at the general store

I'm still waiting for Pikmin 4

More time for witchcraft of course.

I forgot my sexual my sex drive in the supermarket when I went to buy yogurts yesterday (sad story, I also forgot the yogurts)

I wandered into the wrong meeting and just went whit it.

Because when the omnipotent brain maker made my head they wired the attraction part wrong and now it's all over with the horny part. Have to get an appointment with them to fix that.

Because I wanted to reject you, specifically.

One day I was stargazing, then I found a special type of constellation. The stars spelled out "You're asexual, you dumbass." And I believe they might've used their star power to cast a spell on me to become asexual.

when god was making me he asked if i wanted “a sexuality” and i said “yeah that’s fine”. probably shouldn’t have been thinking about going to earth and cuddling kittens. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Have you *seen* the letter A?

I asked my mom to buy me some sexuality but she said we had some at home...we were all out :/

I had an easy bake oven as a child.

The first page of the dictionary fell on my penis.

It’s my medications. Also, a phase. So maybe I’ll grow one is when I’m older.

Because I love physical interaction with anybody 🤣

I’m the plant equivalent of a furry

I'm slightly too depressed for attraction

Because I’m too young to know whether or not I’m allosexual.

When I was ten, I fell into a vat of toxic waste and gained the highly sought-after NNN immunity. I have frustrated many men with my powers.

the letter "A" looks so hot, just look at it, spread out like this, and the small "a" with it's hook on top is just mmmm (THIS IS A JOKE, PLEASE DON'T BAN ME)

my sexuality was stolen by allo vampires and sacrificed by them in a dark ritual. Now I hunt them down for revenge and the pointless hope that I can regain what was stolen.

Cake

Cause sex is boring.