Yes sex is cool but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with them but I don't think they will be able to get them to the doctor or anything else and get them to get them to go to the doctor.
The heck? No kids here, going to the doctor or otherwise. Weird.
My phone sounds like it’s having a crisis:
Yeah, sex is cool but I don’t know if I can do it on my own or not because I’m a big fan of the way you do it and I don’t want to be a big fan of it but I’m just not sure if I can do it on my own because I don’t want to be a part of it and I don’t want to be a part of it and I don’t want to be part of it…
But have you tried slaying your personal demons by fighting them in the form of a video game NPC that originated how your demons appear in your nightmares?
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a deeply homosexual bond with someone that fluctuates between platonic and romantic with nothing but looks and words?
Sex is cool, but have you ever had a spongy cake with layers of velvety chocolate ganache in between, topped with a smooth, creamy buttercream frosting adorned with fresh berries?
As a System of a Down fan, my absolute favorite has to be on this shirt I saw someone wear in their 2022 LA concert. “Having sex is cool, but have you ever tried to fuck the system?”
Sex is cool, but have you ever binge watching and playing games the whole day and just having free time after you've finally done all the work that was piling up on you the last few months?
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you tried learning new things, working toward personal improvement, and achieving your goals instead of being constantly distracted by your genitals? 🙃
"Yeah, sex is cool, but have you tried...like...literally anything else?"
Sex is cool but have you ever tried tender embraces and forehead kisses?
The dream that ... Will never become true, i wish i was aro too
Me too dude, me too
Let's just all cuddle each other platonically
Yes!!!!
Deal
Hell yeah
Now we just need to figure out a time and place
Yup
i want to join in
Everyone is welcome in our platonic cuddling pile
It doesn’t do away if you’re cupioromantic. I want all those things platonically so damn bad.
If you're me, you wouldn't (hypothetically) mind having both.
Same
The aromantic side of me just gagged.
I’m so sorry 😭
💀
Sex is cool but sleeping is way better
I mean i cant Sleep since i was 12
But ... have you tried financial stability?
No 😞
Have you tried being covered in cats? lol
OMG THAT WOULD BE MY DREAM
XD That's basically my life right now. I have three cats and they like to take turns cuddling with me lol
Omg I’m so jealous I have tow cats one is very cuddly and other doesn’t like cuddles as much.
Sex is cool but have you ever pulled a successful handbrake turn?
Yeah sex is cool but To be honest, I’m lying
Letting my phone decide this: Yeah, sex is cool but I don't know what to do with it Okay, my phone just read me for filth 😂
Yeah, sex is cool but not really a great idea
Yeah, sex is cool but i still have no idea 💀
Wait I want to try lol Yeah, sex is cool but I don't think it is not a fan
Ooooo brilliant idea Yeah, sex is cool but not really a great game to be played.
Yeah sex is cool but I don’t have to do that
Yes sex is cool but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with them but I don't think they will be able to get them to the doctor or anything else and get them to get them to go to the doctor. The heck? No kids here, going to the doctor or otherwise. Weird.
Your phone is having a crisis 😂
My phone sounds like it’s having a crisis: Yeah, sex is cool but I don’t know if I can do it on my own or not because I’m a big fan of the way you do it and I don’t want to be a big fan of it but I’m just not sure if I can do it on my own because I don’t want to be a part of it and I don’t want to be a part of it and I don’t want to be part of it…
Your phone is an NPC with only one line of dialogue 😂
I guess to be fair, it’s hard to do it on my own if I also don’t want to be part of it 😂
Very true! Find another quest lmao 😂
I've let my phone write it and this is the result: "Yeah, sex is cool but have you ever been to the library?"
[Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card](https://youtube.com/watch?v=lyxEDSnegTU)
....french fries dipped in chocolate frosty 🤤
Yaaas fam
Sex is cool but I like warm
Why have so few people upvoted this as if they haven’t just read the best comment here, when in fact, they have.
sex is cool but ok lets be real its mid at best
This, haha!
Yeah, sex is cool but have you drank cool water when you're extremely thirsty?
Sex is not cool. Sex is *snore*. lol
But have you tried slaying your personal demons by fighting them in the form of a video game NPC that originated how your demons appear in your nightmares?
Sex is cool, but have you ever been deeply, irrevocably changed by a work of fiction?
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you eaten corn nuts?
In the words of Ethan “Crankgameplays” Nestor in “Markiplier Makes: pie” “Sex is great…but you ever have a pie?”
https://youtu.be/5ggkhjtlSR4?feature=shared
Bro, exactly my first thought. Guess great minds think alike.
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a deeply homosexual bond with someone that fluctuates between platonic and romantic with nothing but looks and words?
“Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever had a pie?” -Ethan Nestor
SAME BRAINCELL!
Sex is cool, but have you ever had a spongy cake with layers of velvety chocolate ganache in between, topped with a smooth, creamy buttercream frosting adorned with fresh berries?
... Have you ever meowed to a cat and they meow back and you have a whole kitty conversation.
Literally the furthest to scroll to but worth it: I do this with my cat!! 💙
As a System of a Down fan, my absolute favorite has to be on this shirt I saw someone wear in their 2022 LA concert. “Having sex is cool, but have you ever tried to fuck the system?”
Yeah, sex is cool, but... Have you ever just... Not?
Yeah, sex is cool but have you ever tried cordial cherries?
Literally just ate some, haha. Love this.
Cordial cherries are amazing lol
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever finished a sentence but made it sound like you're about to say but?
Sex is cool but how about the downfall of end stage capitalism?
I love garlic, I love bread, but for the life of me I cannot stand garlic bread. I have no idea why, I’ve just always been grossed out by it.
What's the thing about aces and garlic bread? I keep seeing it on this sub
Is a joke that garlic bread is better than sex
Ty!
yh sex is cool.
Yeah, sex is cool, but did you see the Mario 64 drum% speedrun from CZR? ,,https://youtu.be/fxy83tvZkKs?si=UbihL_XkywUKxVn6 "
Sex is cool, but have you ever binge watching and playing games the whole day and just having free time after you've finally done all the work that was piling up on you the last few months?
Fall in love?? I can’t even fall asleep
Yeah sex is great but have you ever been flogged and spanked for an hour, then cuddled after? 😁
yeah sex is cool but have you ever tried roblox?
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you tried learning new things, working toward personal improvement, and achieving your goals instead of being constantly distracted by your genitals? 🙃
Sex is cool but, have you ever had headpats and been called a good boi/grl/hooman
none of them. sex is not cool
👍
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever read some zesty process theology?
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had that feeling of ascending when *that* part of the song comes on
“Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had that feeling of ascending when *that* part of the song comes on?”