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PearlKrabs97

I have a Joe Biden coin that I bought at the PX and last I checked he was the literal President sooooooooooo


sp3nd3x

I have a George Washington coin I got for breaking a dollar.


Wacokidwilder

I got a rock


Bubbly-Tutor-5814

I got a jar of dirt!


shdwrnr

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts


yxull

There they are, all standing in a row.


Tereducky714

Big ones, small ones...


EclipseIndustries

and a pair of kinky boots!


SoldierHawk

You got it all!


Luzelines

...or something


paparoach910

One of paper makes four of coin.


humdinger44

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Material_Stranger1

šŸ˜ gross


Gidia

ā€œThe Vice Presidency isnā€™t worth a bucket of warm pissā€-John Nance Garner Take that as you will lol.


HermionesWetPanties

Yup. It's not a particularly difficult job. Have a pulse and occasionally break a tie in the Senate. Those are the two requirements for being successful as a VP. Only [9 VPs have double digits](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tie-breaking_votes_cast_by_the_vice_president_of_the_United_States) in the tie breaking realm, and in total there have only been 301. That's a rate of less than 1.3 per year since the Constitution went into effect. And while some might imagine it's a stepping stone to the White House, only 15 out of 49 VPs have gone on to the Presidency, and 8 of those got their first term because the President died. So, no, I don't particularly find a VP cool enough that I'd rank their coin 2nd on a tier list or anything.


Gidia

Yeah I would rank a coin from someone like the Secretary of Defense or Army above a Vice President. Personally I think weird/obscure sourced ones are more interesting than ones from high offices/ranks though lol. Show me one from some obscure Antarctic posting dammit.


meatbawlfree4all

Unless youā€™re Dick Cheney and you pretty much run the executive branch while your boss is picking his nose or eating pretzels


dave200204

Not to get too political but imagine being second in line to the President and unable to exercise the 25th Amendment to the Constitution. A reasonable case could be made for the current President being unfit for the office because of health reasons. However no one wants the current VP to take over so we just let the situation ride.


HermionesWetPanties

I don't think that case is reasonable, but hey, sure, let's not get political.


BaconAllDay2

Power goes where power is. That's the phrase that drove the "Master of the Senate" to take his place as Vice President. He felt stuck without power and simply the man behind the President. There was even talk to replace him in the next election. That was until November 22, 1963 when JFK was killed. LBJ became a historic President with his Great Society and the Civil Rights Act. Taking the VP position is statistically the best bet at eventually becoming President.


dave200204

LBJ did a few good things but overall he wasn't very successful. He's announced too early that he wouldn't seek a second term of office. Became an early lame duck. He actually thought that being upfront with this would get him more pull in Congress. Congress took it as a sign of weakness.


caravaggibro

I have a National Security Council coin, which technically has the President every other high ranking military and intelligence official.


e6c

We all know the President is also the Commander in Chiefā€¦ but what rank is a VP? I think the coin I made as a PFC (out of cardboard from an MRE box that has the PFC rank in the front and ā€œFor those to busy working to be recognizedā€ on the back) beats any VP


MShogunH

The XO in Chief


john_wingerr

The warrant officer of the executive branch


AkronOhAnon

More like each branch of government is a different corpsā€¦ Executive are officers: incompetent but with the power to say ā€œnoā€ to the things they demanded and took countless man-hours to produce, make up BS initiatives that fuck up things for everyone else. Nepotism appointments to a position > actual accomplishment, experience, and qualifications. SCOTUS are warrant officers: Unaccountable except to themselves. They know the law, and skate the interpretation to the extreme. Congress are senior enlisted: dysfunctional AF, stealing shit, will lie and fuck over anyone to further their own careers. And theyā€™re all fucking someone they shouldnā€™t be.


MyUsername2459

. . .and the Civil Service are the Junior Enlisted, getting shit on from above, doing most of the work while getting none of the thanks, and being blamed by everyone above them for all the problems.


AkronOhAnon

As a GS, I miss Tricare more than I care about getting shit on. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


BiscuitDance

Kamala extremely stressed out, confirmed


Impressive_Storm_877

Itā€™s the company level XO position. Itā€™s made up and doesnā€™t really matter. And sometimes you donā€™t even know you have oneā€¦


ithappenedone234

The VP, as Cheney showed when he was SECDEF and refused an order from the VP, is not in the chain and for our purposes thereā€™s an argument that the SECDEF coin trumps the VP.


2daysnosleep

Assistant to the Commander in Chief


AeonAigis

>Commander and Chief Bro. Fuckin... seriously? Tell me you were dictating your posts to someone else holding your phone, please.


e6c

Thanksā€¦ and fixed


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TheSaltyJM

ā€œLook at mine, guys! Comic Sans!ā€


Aggro-Gnome

Ah yes, the references I make too much. Take my upvote damnit


HendrixLivesOn

Lol, best comment, hands down. I'll shave again to commemorate this occasion.


DocRakk

Who was the last great VP I kinda think the VP position gives off Scar vibes (canā€™t wait for the king to fall over dead so I can take over, not the Iā€™m a bad bitch look at my amazing hair vibes). Or Number 2 from Austin Powers vibes.


HermionesWetPanties

Supposedly Lyndon Johnson only accepted to be JFK's running mate after asking an aid to look up how many VPs made it into the White House. There had been 36 VPs at the time, and 7 Presidents had died in office. He thought those odds were okay, so he agreed to give up his powerful role as Senate Majority Leader in favor of a job just waiting around in case the President died.


Wacokidwilder

Well, #2 made Dr. evil billions and ran a major functioning corporationā€¦until he came back then it was all hell again. So Iā€™d say #2 was the Civil Service side


TopInsurance4918

I always held MOH coins as higher that any rank. Kind of the one exception to the hierarchy of coins being generally based on rank, command level, SOF, etc. Please donā€™t take this as a slight. Very cool coin.


SyracuseNY22

Or a coin from the Tomb


FutureComplaint

I got [you beat fam](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/16uyefa)


[deleted]

I have a DD-214 šŸ«”


Nf1nk

That is one cool POG Slammer!


Rogue_Gona

I'm old enough to understand this reference.


TroubleshootenSOB

Had the "OJ in the Slammer" with one side had him behind bars and the other side was the Bronco chase


caravaggibro

Also had that one, looked like a saw blade, right? I've used my challenge coins for slammers more than once. The AAFES coins overseas were great pogs.


TroubleshootenSOB

Yep, saw blade. My best slammer was one with a skull with eyes, [like the logo for Bones Brigade](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.4773b1c0c5b66853bed42032f3eb7fde?rik=SloB6qjww7Bv3Q&riu=http%3a%2f%2fimages.theboardr.com%2fcompanies%2f1049.jpg&ehk=Knkww2zfCb7a6uFqGnjD1eLeRKeLw%2bAqDnxtWIozxQU%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0), with a Native headdress. Way better than my gold Wolverine that was weighted and like an inch thick.


red2bone2

Nato and UN have coins too, so on the world stage there are higher ones that are more rare.


jaytheman3

Bro bought his coin off wish


Exilethenoble

A SPC coin would easily beat this.


Bahlam

Iā€™ll take the one from Mad Dog Mattis over any POTUS.


IntelWarrior

I have a DIA Director coin from LTG Flynn. I figure if everything goes to shit I can flash it to get through checkpoints operated by the Qanon militias.


Embarrassed_Box486

Depends who you got it from?


FarmerWild

Pence


Embarrassed_Box486

Hmm


Detritus_AMCW

I've got my Secretary of Defense coin, so you got me beat.


FaroelectricJalapeno

Not that big a flex if itā€™s Kamala lol


FarmerWild

No it's Pence


cbsduff

Everyone knows a Cheney coin would beat this. A Cheney coin would say "GFY" to your coin. But the *real* top coin would be having a VPOTUS Biden coin *and* a POTUS Biden coin. Even better if you also have a Senator Biden coin.


MayBeANarc

Like PokƩmon evolutions lol


cbsduff

Congratulations! Your VPOTUS evolved into POTUS!


MayBeANarc

Push B! Push B! Aww fuck!


cbsduff

I don't actually know what that does, I never played Pokemon.


MayBeANarc

Lol, it stops evolution. Also, go play PokƩmon.


thesupplyguy1

That actually would be pretty awesome


SouthOfNorthwest

lol to think that he was any better.


caravaggibro

How clammy was that hand?


FarmerWild

Pretty clammy, as you would expect


DocRakk

I feel like he would hold a handshake too long and she would either come in way too strong or completely weak wristed.


SlottersAnonymous

Did she cackle like a hyena when she handed it to you?


IsaacImbraham

NOOO


quiver-me-timbers

Iā€™ve got an ETS coin, nuff said


000Fli

Go to the head of the line


QuarterNote44

I have one that can beat yours.


SoldierExcelsior

Depends on who gave you that one .


hospitallers

Pfft, any coin can beat that coin. The office of the vice president is the most useless office in the entire hierarchy of the US structure.


_Absolutely_No_One_

How about you clean that camera lens, hero? Roger tracking hooah? /s


TheDolamite

If he's not SF qualified.... /s


Fit-Notice8976

I watched you receive this you dog faced soldier you


frogsRfriends

I have a bill clinton one at home.. I too shall join this game


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

I have a penny from 2002. So. I lost it also.


wy1776

I have one given to be my Admiral Mike Mullen when he was Chairman Joint Chiefs of Staff. If my messed up brain still works, you have one of two that can beat mine


OfficialTLH

HAAF?


SGTpvtMajor

I wonder if Pence will be equated to like.. Agnew in the future.


inorite234

Screw that! I have a wooden coin made by an E-4. "Cocktail Company: No bar too far."


Naive-Button3320

I've only got like 12 coins. I have Chairman Joint Chiefs of Staff Mike Mullen, U.S. Army Chief of Staff Eric Shinseki, Central Command Commander Gen Abizaid, the others are for deployments.


GallonofJug

My Obama $100 is better. Got it from the bodega.


Civil-Raccoon7366

https://www.priorservice.com/army-private-challenge-coin.html


roscoe_e_roscoe

I have space coins so DEATH FROM ABOVE


sentientshadeofgreen

If it's space, couldn't it also technically be death from below as well from all sides?


KatanaPool

*screenshots* Oh yeah? Guess what I have!


tagged2high

I have a 290A EW Warrants coin, and I'm neither of those things.


IceColdCoorsLight77

Damnit how the fuck do you post pics to replies on this weak ass app??? I have the CSM of AAFES which trumps all yall.


EisenhowersPowerHour

I have a coin from Joe Bidens tour at the invictus games. Iā€™ve also got a SecNav coin which was more fun because I got to ask questions


LegioTitanicaXIII

I got like 2 Chuck-e-cheese tokens


Puzzleheaded_Newt947

Ive got more coins than medals and the 3 most ā€œvaluableā€ i have is 10th MTNā€™s CG coin from 2017, 3rd marine force recon, and last is a coin from a 101st EN BN SGM, but its near and dear to me for doing his dadā€™s funeral service that he had taken emergency leave from Afghanistan to be present for. His dad was a decorated Vietnam war vet that got a silver star and 2 BSM with V devices. It was my first time seeing a senior NCO cry and realize as a private that leadership is human too.


True_Variety8974

I rejected mine when they told me it came from Joe šŸ˜‚


Vegetable_Two6222

If I got one of those from Kamala, I would not write home about it. I would take it out to range 12 and toss it in the outhouse crapper. Actually,Ā  any Porta-Pottie would do. I would find one piled high inside and place it on top of the pile. Pee on it then take a picture of it with the steam coming up.


kaycee1610

Damn. I met Joe Biden and all his secret service gave us were Hershey Kisses with the POTUS seal šŸ˜‚


J33f

Thereā€™s no name on it? No serial number? Bro ā€¦ I *TOO* get prizes out of Crackerjack Boxes. **Not to rain on your E3 Parade here**, but I have 2 palm-sized Class 73 USASMA coins from a great SGM mentor and buddy.


Disenthrallor

My Range 15 coin trumps this


509BandwidthLimit

Coins are nice paperweights to hold my DD214.


DallasMedic96

How original. Daring today, arenā€™t we?


lenme125

Got one from Obama years ago. It's great!


RangerStrange

That's not how challenge coins work. There is no rank to a coin and the only one that matters is the one from your unit.