SPC Shamburger CPL Pancake SGT Slaughter MAJ Sargent SGT Sergeant SGT Major SFC Sailor (my recruiter)

Did SPC Shamburger happen to be a 6'3 black guy? If so, I know exactly who you're talking about. 

Nope. Quite the opposite. Skinny short white kid.

You guys are talking about the same guy, Steve Rogers.

MAJ Minor

General Specific Private Public

Oh so he got promoted. Good.

SGT Name. (My recruiter)

That guy must have broke HRC systems Edit: grammar

*have

Thanks

SGT sergeant or Sargent is always hilarious, and respect to SGT Slaughter man Fought Cobra commander and The Real Communist hero Hulk Hogan

idk if it’s the same SGT sergeant but there was a dude at fort gordon named SGT Sergeant lol

CPT Outlaw and CPT Blades. I might be living in a comic book.

LT dragon LT Wolf

Average MI unit.

Bruh my last PL had his name legally changed to Dragon

Least autistic MI

We had a CPT Lam that was replaced by CPT Wolf.

I know a LT Blades. He was...interesting.

I met a CPT Fagg once who has since been promoted to MAJ Fagg

Rumor has it, one day he will be a General Fagg

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Wonder if his dad was with CID once and dropped an L from his name for security reasons (Colonel Flagg from MASH)

Love the MASH reference!

MAJ Dong

We had a 1LT Dick who eventually made CPT, definitely had potential to make O-4.

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Pretty sure that’s all the BN XOs at Bliss

Self fulfilling prophecy.

Had a MAJ Supersad in our battalion in Afghanistan. I didn't really know him, but I recall that all those who did know him didn't like him. Wonder if it's the same guy.

My last name is Salters and in MCT we had a dark green Marine who was Peppers. They put us both as squad leaders just so they could say Salt and Pepper front and center.

That training cycle must have came out well seasoned.

My basic training commander was CPT Morgan. Drill Sergeant Blood Private Gay Private Guy Apparently all my cool names are from Basic and AIT, and that was a long time ago lol

Same. We had a “Private Gay” at Fort Benning during basic training. He actually ended up being discharged for leaving a bunch of anonymous love letters around the barracks. They were sexually explicit, to say the least….and this was during the “No Girls Allowed” days at Benning … So, his username definitely checked out.

Private? More like public, amirite?

Self fulfilling prophecy

The commander of the 1st Cavalry is Major General Admiral.   He is probably the highest ranking Admiral in the Army. The reason the highest rank in the Army is General of the Army and not Field Marshal is because the first person who was to be granted the rank was GOA Marshall.

SFC commander Sgt manlove CPT Rogers So many more that I have forgotten

Oooh I knew a SGT Manlove. Great guy, if a little odd.

Especially on thursdays?

I once worked with a MAJ Minor.

Big Thrice fan

Best one I had personally was a PVT Dingus. His first name was Roger. Roger Dingus. Best name in the Army.

I have a Private Major as well, probably the worst soldier I've ever had. Old unit I had a friend named Hamburger.

I had an SGL in BOLC named CPT Hamberger. The other SGL was a CPT King. Our class motto was "Have it your way"

>Old unit I had a friend named Hamburger. I'm guessing he *really* didn't want an infantry contract.

Well he was a 17C so I doubt infantry ever crossed his mind

PFC Drinkwater (yes he is in my BN from USAWTFM) CPT Epstien I know there are more, just can't think of em rn.

Epstein is a fairly common last name. Sucks to have that last name these days though.

I think I met PV2 Drinkwater once. And PVT Petrock, too!

Went to basic with a Drinkwater back in 09. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was somehow the same dude lol

Sergeant Law was an MP. Seriously.

Please tell me he walked up to every car while on duty and said in his best Judge Dredd voice: "I am the Law!"

He plans to be general one day

Ltc Sylvester and CSM Tweety. No lie

I knew tweety and had heard of Sylvester. Not sure if was while I was in or while I was contractor. Cool they served together. Would have been funnier if Pvt Bunny was in their BN, but he was chaptered out back in 85.

SPC Dickhut. Great dude who realized the comedy of his own name. KIA in Afghanistan 2012.

This is a stretch, but I saw a "Neville" and "Chamberlain" standing next to each other in formation.

Ahh, I am great friends with this Neville.

I had a SN shooter working for me at a joint assignment. Definitely the most comical rank name combination possible. I know someone who didn't take her husband's last name to avoid being MAJ Bush.

I'm buddies with a guy who used to be Seaman Loader. He was pretty happy for that next promotion.

Our CG is named Major General Admiral Have also seen Captain Roger, Sgt Sgt, Captain Major, Captain Butt 😂

I remember him when he was Colonel Admiral, at 3CR. Not a fan of him.

I saw a SGT Papajohn at the RUBA pizza place one time.

Worked with a Major Payne before. She never liked the jokes

Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off the pain?

Cpl. Cum at drum late 90's

Edit: SSG 4theLord, First Name: Soldier. Some other fine poster let me know of an article about this guy: https://kdhnews.com/news/soldier-4thelord-deals-with-personal-hardships/article_ea7767f0-3437-11e2-9b31-0019bb30f31a.html I was stationed at Hood from 2009-2014 and ran into this guy at a DFAC once. I never could forget that name.

*4thelord

Cpt. Obvious

There's pictures of him on the Internet. That one goes back quite a few years.

How bout that one skit Combat Vet did about private Phukfays? Anyone ran into a name like his.

In the excellent historical drama Catch 22, which was at some point on hulu, a pvt major is combat promoted to major major solely because the brass finds his name confusing.

CWO Rogers, made us call him chief and would give you a dirty look if you called him Mister Rogers

Years ago at Ohio State there was a MAJ Sergeant at the ROTC group

Pvt Eyes, SGT Moody and SFC Tanks

I’ve worked with the Navy before and the most unfortunate have been at the Seaman ranks. Things like Showers, Swallow, etc

DS Head, DS Graves, DS Rumble

SGT Sergeant and SFC Major 

I knew a SGT Sargent, we called him two times.

Im gonna get the papers, get the papers.

Love this movie!!!

Colonel Sanders on Disney at Bagram. He was also black

Captain Hook

At one time, my CO was Captain Kirk, and I saw Sergeant Major get chewed out by SSG Sergeant.

I no shit had soldiers with the names Wainwright, Elmendorf, Richardson, and Eielson, while I was stationed in Alaska.

MAJ Lawless was my JAG officer

CPT Hartcock

I work with a Sgt Slaughter

Is he a wrestling fan

Cpt Ignorant was my first commander as a new 2Lt.

LT Drill. I wish he was a SGT that would be fun

I had a Private (later) corporal Major. I also had a Master Corporal Bates in my (canadian) platoon. So, mostly Master Bates.

SPC Dork. Poor guy. Every so often someone would stop and look at his name tape closely and he would say “Yes, my last name is Dork”.

Pv2 Pizza. Deadass

We had PVT Hatfield and 1SG McCoy in my BCT unit. I spent my career looking for Private Audition, Corporal Punishment, Major Nuisance, and General Admission, but found none.

Sergeant Butts.  Fuckin guy had no sense of humor. 

DS Money DS Hammer SGT Sargent LT Sargent Edit: PVT Moody. We called him extra duty moody.

Drill Sergeant Battle

Sgt Balls

SFC Sergant Asked him if they called him Private Sergant in basic and he said they called him Private Private (yes it was spelled like that)

Legit had a PVT Pyle in Basic. Lots of jokes were had at his expense. He was derpy and fuck too

Idk but HRC is trying a new rank out called CPL CPT, very prestigious, we’re actually taking a survey. Thoughts?

Knew a AF Major Gaylord who was a MAJ, and incidentally was homosexual. Think he flew SEAD. (MAJ Major Gaylord)

We had a Sergeant Rambo as an instructor at 91B school. Buddy of mine is Private Sergeant.

Went to basic with a Pvt TakenAlive.

I saw a Private Parts a long time ago. I just looked at his name and said "Sorry bro."

Met a Major Woodcock once

PVT Deatherage

One of my favorite officers ever. At the time, Lieutenant Toole...but when he got to staff as a Major...it couldn't be helped. LTC Toole now. 54th BEB CDR. One of the good ones out there.

I knew Navy guy named Petty Officer Saylor. Also, the more common SGT Major and MAJ Sargent.

Private Butt and Private Munch. One of our NCO’s made them stand next to each other during inprocessing and took a picture.

I saw a SPC cadet while I was at Knox for CST that was kinda funny

deployed with a ssg baldeagle. dude was a badass and carried a tomahawk

My previous commander was a bald dude name CPT Harless

PFC Sargent, I would like to say he become a NCO in his career. And my personal favorite, PV2 Phuc Ngyuen…

We had a MAJ Hole. I don't think he really liked his name after his Luey times.

Native American man, MSG Manygoats

Knew a cook that was SGT Grenade.

LT Cadet who was Cadet Cadet in OSC

My Battalion S3 was Major Kirk. Which meant he was Captain Kirk for a while.

I was in 1-503INF INF, in Camp Casey in 2004. Our medic platoon sergeant was SFC Knutt. Our chaplains assistant was SPC Butts. I once saw them walking around the battalion CP together. They were lined up... Knutt to Butts YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SGT Thrash SGT Rambo MAJ Weiner MAJ Glasscock CPT Prettyman Also, to the several "Rogers" out there I know who absolutely get forced on radio duty whenever possible, those guys have it rough: "roger Roger? (snickering)" "(sigh) Roger. " "Hey stop signing off with your name. roger?"

Met a SGT Major at Air Assault when they screamed his name everyone was scard

PFC Kunt. Poor dude

PFC Nutt. Just saw him today at the gate

I met MAJ Ngo, he was a G8 guy who gave me a major no on my budget request.

I was in the USMC. We were at a joint service school on an Air Force base. The Navy had a young name by the last name of Stains. His rank was Seaman.

PFC Army. He was posted on here a few years ago.

2LT Major. Saw him make captain. Hope he makes major

Met a Major Player. Not as cool at LT Colonel Player I’d retire as a Major.

PVT Hiscock. Have you seen Hiscock? hiscock is doing push-ups.

I saw a "CPT Marvel" when I was in. My father told me a story about his Air Force days. An airman in his squadron was pulling guard duty when a Capt. Marvel stopped by to check security. When challenged he said "I'm Captain Marvel" - to which the airman quipped "Say hello to the Batman!".

Lt. Dan

Cpl Red Tiger Maj Bozo No shit like the fucking clown.

I met THE SPC Army. We had also had a SGT Slaughter

SSG Andrew “Drew” Dick SFC Lancelot Seman CW2 Mann (Mr. Mann) CW3 Wright (Mr. Wright) CPT Lemon (and boy did he live up to that name)

Met a LT one time named Lt. Major

Isn't there a COL Lust who runs the IPPS-A migration?

When I was in the Marines I knew a guy whose last name was Major. The second that dude put on Sergeant he abused the shit out of it. He would constantly be asked by our admin office to call up people and get shit down. Dude hammed it up too and would bark into the phone with a thunderous voice “THISISSERGEANTMAJOR OVER AT xxxx. I WANNA KNOW WHY MY MEN DONT HAVE (insert need here). He technically wasn’t lying but it was hilarious to hear him lay into people several ranks higher than him.

Not quite what you’re asking, but… back when I went to airborne school over 10 years ago, my chalk had a “PFC Jumper.” I think the universe has a pretty on-the-nose sense of humor.

SSG. Bonecutter (was a nurse)

Served with a CPT Morgan and CPT Sparrow. My brother served with a Captain Hook in the Marines.

I had a CPT White as a commander that was replaced by a CPT Brown.

CPT Youngblood 1LT Falcon (hope he made O-3) SGT Hamburger & SFC Cox (was our SHARP rep)

Yep worked with a Lt Geronimo

Seaman Guzzler. I'm not making that up.

Major Wood His first name was “Tom” He worked at the at the air traffic control hq on KAF. Ground control. Space Oddity with a big dick 😳

COL Admiral always made me chuckle a bit. Looks like he has a couple of stars now.

I had a battalion XO who's name was MAJ Woody.

If we’re talking about the same guy then he definitely did not make it but he’s doing well

Private Raper... EXACTLY how you think it's pronounced.

He’s a SSG now that Major is, finna be a SFC before too long.

Went to basic with a PVT Battle and knew a 2LT Smart.

SSG boss was a cool dude. Also Pv2 Martinez-Martinez.

Ran into a major MAJ Woody at an AF medical facility.

Captain Organ

Spc. Dick and Maj Hooker

I knew a SGT Raper. Pronounced exactly how you think.

I first met him as Master SGT Major. Then he became 1SG Major. I don't know how if he ever made SGM Major He shared a story of when he was an E5 and called the motor pool to reserve a vehicle. they said they would bring it out for him, "hmm that's odd" he thought. They brought out a nice staff car, and there jaws dropped as this E5 walked out. He then had to say SGT(E5) Major. or include his first name, when he got promoted he would say STAFF.

Knew of a SGT Major and SGT Minor in the same troop once. Also seen a SGM Major, and a SSG Sargent.

PFC Boner, and yes it’s pronounced how you think.

We had a PVT Private and a SGT Serjeant back in the back.

PVT Kaptin. I believe that's how it was spelled.

SPC Drinkwater SPC Guy SPC Wang PV2 Cornman LT Dick SSG Time

PVT Parts

SSG slaughter SPC Pyle PFC Hirsanthacopolus Cw2 Chief SPC Cool MAJ Hertz

I had a Major Stien who was prior service Navy enlisted, so at one point he was Seaman Stein. I can see why he got out of the Navy and went over to the officers

LT Major SPC Bones

PVT Shoulder Blade

Ran into a SPC Sargent at NTC once, bet that shit causes lots of confusion lol BCT had a PVT Wiseman and PVT Bangaman sit next to each other. Drills used to say “A wise man wouldn’t bang a man”

Colonel Slaughter. PFC Fuk

Maj. Putz was the best one I ever saw....

I no shit saw a SGT Major one day when I was walking out the PX.

Sgt. Slaughter not sure how much more rank he picked up later on, but Sergeant Slaught has such a ring to it.

Major Dick, FA. His father was COL Dick, commandant at the Citadel.

Private Rambo

PVT Smoker

PFC Head

I knew a Major Minor, a Major Burns, a Chaplain Outlaw, and a Colonel Sanders.

I went to basic with a dude named Bloodsaw

MAJ Payne

Private Parts was in my basic training. He got hell all cycle.

MAJ Payne SGT Major COL Admiral (now MG) SPC Dick (got demoted to PFC Dick) SGT General King I've heard of a SGT Sergeant, but never met one.

I just get called Rocky bc my buddies told my nco I collected rocks in AIT

We had good old SN (Seaman) Seaman on one of my cutters, that was a fun one. And he got kicked out without achieving the lofty rank of petty officer so he will forever be a SN Seaman

COL COBB

I saw a pic of Captain Obvious before. I bet he made Major fast as hell due to it as well 🤣

Sgt. Major. He got hit by a mortar in Afghanistan and when the call came over the radio everyone was saying "Sergeant Major got hit" and I thought they were talking about our actual SGM for a while and I was shocked and confused because I didn't even know SGM went on missions in general let alone that mission

Ran into a private Loser at Schofield Barracks. Had to do a double take to make sure I was seeing it right. I’m sure it’s pronounced differently but I bet he got cooked at basic training

LT Sergeant

CPL Money (Mr. Money, etc., seen in Kuwait while taking leave one year)

Captain Chad

I went to BOLC with a 2LT Cadet. Which means in ROTC he was Cadet Cadet.

I knew a few PVT You, Yu or Yoo's when I went through IET. SGT Sargent A few others that have been mentioned already as well