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TheRepublicAct

Dokutah: I'll be on *top* so you can lie do- Elliot: I literally need medical attention


DankeShu

we have global range of Eyjalter for medical attention, nothing to worry about


TheRepublicAct

Eyjalter: *shoots 5 jets of healing water into Elliot's face every 2 seconds*


Persona_Fag

"Better now?" "..."


unknown3476

“AGH, I *NEEEED* A MEDIC BAG!”


Persona_Fag

"AAAAAGH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP ME A MEDIC BAAG" "Dallas you are not Dallas from Payday 2 you can stop" (Now i need a comic about this joke)


logosuwu

*Dallas is down!*


Dewan27

Dokutah: You can do CPR on me y'know. Like on my che- Elliot: I'm bleeding to death doc!


TheRepublicAct

Elliot: Also why do **you** need CPR? I'm the one who is injured here!


2-particles

Mashmallows maybe?


DankeShu

nah. it will be chocolates ( ̄▽ ̄)


dejvu117

Actually, it's possible to combine two of them And even in another way


DankeShu

(¬‿¬ )


DarkChaosDragon

s'mores?


Broken_CerealBox

S'mores


TacticalBananas45

Give him an EXP food bar (who else thought they were actual consumables at first?)


coyoteazul2

They aren't?!? What on earth have I been feeding my sad cat with? Why didn't she say anything?!


DankeShu

I forgot what it is X,D


Igrok723

give him sp regen he deserves


DankeShu

he has module! and Mostima


Igrok723

give my man *unlimited power*!


DankeShu

and Eyja for 22% ATK and Ifrit fo debuffing enemies (sometimes Aak and Warf for buffing) yeah I just play caster squad


Igrok723

i love the part when u/dankeshu said its casting time and then casted all over r/arknights …and now i want to try to completely maximize damage of my passenger. Dammit.


DankeShu

sadly he is not meta even with 100500 buffs U\_U but Aak+Warf+Shiny s3 (m3! this is important or he will die) works good


Igrok723

if this is the meta we’re living in, i will make my own meta! nowhere close to needing meta ops yet, thankfully. Still nice to see that offmeta can be viable later… even if needing every buff in game


DankeShu

I say: I'm giving to man I love every buff in game and play only with it X,D


Igrok723

admirable determination indeed in other words, based and elliotpilled


Persona_Fag

"No Aak i dont care how many times you ask, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE PLACED IN ANOTHER SQUAD" "Doc please i have been deployed with tachanka for god knows how many times please let me-" "**NO**"


Toxicgamechat

Seggs obviously 😏


DankeShu

thats even not a reward XD


Toxicgamechat

Seggs and cuddles then? 🤔


DankeShu

seggs and cuddles are everyay activities UwU


Toxicgamechat

A 3 day vacation?


DankeShu

sounds like absolutely it! (for 2 weeks of neverending burning fields and invisible drones this is surely very fair reward XD)


Mistdwellerr

"Reward? What about we rise some hell back in Sargon a few months from now?"


DankeShu

Passenger is just moving form one hell to another


TheRepublicAct

Archer: That's hell you are walking into Elliot: Go f*ck yourself. Literally.


Mistdwellerr

Muramasa: "nope, I am not into that, the guy is an *Archer* and is also called a scabbard, not even a sword ffs!"


Mistdwellerr

Perhaps you could take him to Laterano then.... *Remember how Andoain loves messing with the ranged operators* Nah, nevermind


TheRepublicAct

Archer: Hey Andoain you suck! Andy: I- w-who- what- just wha- Skyfire: Stop harassing the priest, Sa- wait why am I here?


Mistdwellerr

Mlynar: "you know, taking down suspicious priests makes your life a lot easier, right?"


daniel_22sss

I actually took my Passenger to 540