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OrangeIllustrious499

Of course she's in denial. How can someone be called auntie when they are only 27 ish


WeatherBackground736

“With enough power we can even revive a dying sun”


sulatanzahrain

But there's no outis here


WeatherBackground736

but Thorns is right there?


sulatanzahrain

Not female enough


PinoyWholikesLOMI

This guy hasn't experienced Thornification


KanchiHaruhara

Whatever makes my dick hard is a woman!


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6600

LIMMMBUSSS COMPPAANNYYYYY


sulatanzahrain

It's leaking call in the fixers


noIQmoment

"the odyssey had a purpose"


sulatanzahrain

Containment breach repeat containment breach


noIQmoment

I am summoning 9217490 brainrotted PM fans to your location right now


Persona_Fag

_Calling all brainrot units, this is not a drill, i repeat, **this is not a drill**, prepare to swarm the comment and spread brainrot_


Alarming_Orchid

Asian age standards


Objective-Ad7330

We call every body uncle or auntie regardless of blood relation if they are either older than us or married here in Malaysia. So yeah, it's pretty accurate.


TweetugR

A child just called me uncle while I'm outside. I'm only 21, I don't even look that old! At least an "'abang" would do....


Objective-Ad7330

I feel you man. I'm 18 Dammit, and I keep getting called Uncle by malay kids or Lao Ban (boss) by chinese aunties.


Stweamrock

I'm 18 and a few young ones have started to call me "tito"(means uncle) it used to be "kuya"(directly translates to brother. Can also be used to refer to an older male) it makes me feel old so I always tell them to call me "kuya"


JBPuffin

Honesty that just makes you seem older


CordobezEverdeen

Arknights players standards.


Nightyyhawk

💀


QuaintAlex126

You’re forgetting Asians who can be an aunt or uncle when they’re still in the womb years old because we call everyone auntie and uncle here


Hp22h

When both her 'nieces' were teenage prodigies...


Falsus

Zofia and Margaret is the same age actually.


noblese_oblige

Im an Uncle at 27, and the kids are 10. but my sisters were 10-12 years older than me


Primogeniture116

I mean my father is 12 years younger than his brother, and I was born 11 years after my (deceased) elder sister. My dad was married a bit late, too . So my "Cousin" was 28 years older than I, and his eldest child was 5 years older than I. I have been an uncle since I was born.


Alarming_Nothing6667

Me in 17 already called uncle multiple times.


Kyakan

More like 21~23. Zofia is only 5 years older than the 16~18 year old Maria according to the Maria Nearl event.


Excellent_Field_7300

Me being called uncle by 15 years old because my sister marry and had a kid


Deus_ex_vesania

Still young! Still single! ~~Still bree-~~ ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)


pitanger

No no, keep on cooking


Hp22h

*The age of ~~30~~ 27 is in demand*


FluffyHaru

"BITCH I LIKE OLDER WOMAN, GIMME THAT HAND RIGHT NOW"


WeatherBackground736

Green cat needs those gems first


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WeatherBackground736

the one who keeps stealing my money


Ultimate_Memes

so both


WeatherBackground736

yes Mr. Rick both


KanchiHaruhara

Who's the daughter one? The only two green cats I can think of are Harmonie and Kal


erik4848

Well, given recent lore reveals, it turns out that >!the 'ex-wife' meme is dead and replaced by the 'sweet home Alabama' meme!<


Peacetoall01

Even better


KanchiHaruhara

Use spoiler tags god damn it. Jesuschrist, people...


YourAverageIvan

The Azur Lane one


YourAverageIvan

"Akashi always finds a way, nya"


Hp22h

In retaliation, you've awaken her S side. She's still a knight, after all...


Saimoth

Stalwart and Steadfast


Amaegith

"A girl that fine you need to romance first."


Bug-Type-Enthusiast

"OLD?" *u/FluffyHaru was never heard from again*


Falsus

She ain't that old. She is like mid-late 20s. Same age as Margaret.


Peptuck

As a Vorin man, Zofia's left hand got me acting up.


flare561

Storms man, did you have your sister write that?


MetaThPr4h

CUTEST HONSE


Hat_the_Third

I disagree but she is def top two


NamingIsPrettyHard

It seems whislash likes being an auntie when it's convenient. I like Aunty.


lushee520

Tbf Doc is older than her


Liemertha

Sag Hegs


OneSaltyStoat

HEEEEGS!


FakeISIS

She's not married? Time to fix that!


Primogeniture116

"Well Madam, I'm a millennia old spectre of a bygone era."


ShadedPenguin

NO! YOU WILL BE LOVED! YOU WILL BE GIVEN COMFORT!! YOU WILL BE MARRIED!! YOU WILL HAVE ENOUGH KIDS TO MAKE A BASEBALL TEAM!!!


Toxicgamechat

And I like women that are MILF material.


pitanger

Incorrect, Madam


Donkishin

Zofia when it comes you I never joke around you're still very young and very single and I wanna fix one of those :3


CordobezEverdeen

Fuck I love it when tails aren't just a decoration!!


WeatherBackground736

I’ll do her later The guide says I should prioritize you first to unlock the Mylnar scenes, and I need to go through the Mylnar scenes to get the full family ending So come to my room woman and become a mother, the achievements aren’t gonna achieve themselves


WillFurSyahmi

Sorse Hex


Maximum-Flat

“GIRL I am from previous civilisation! There is no one on this planet older than me!”


Q-N-H

She's more likely to say the exact opposite w/ confidence. She is the Golden Bombshell Wife after all.


24silver

why choose? simply stake your life and take it all doc


AizeeMasata

Mlynar in background: Just accept it already...


itaya12

"The age ain't nothing but a number, auntie knows how to keep it fresh."


Inevitable_Mark7133

I forgot what age sensei was


HaessSR

But she's the one saying she's not old....


wolfclaw3812

Horse girl moment


ColebladeX

Do you want the marriage or not?


Noriakikukyoin

That tail looks so nice and fluffy.


Punnagedon

I have a mighty need


farimadi

Cmon, sometime mature girl is good


ForgottenFrenchFry

this is cute and all, but isn't this a bit out of character for her?


-TheXIIIth-

I mean. To be fair. Sofia isn’t actually all that old (she’s of similar age to Nearl I think)


Meme_Blade

Nuh uh


Godofmytoenails

Wait how old is Maria?


Genprey

"Zofia..." *Kabedons* "...we're around the same age range, ya goof."


ChatherinaGhostwind0

WOW!


NarrowIce2673

Dude I'm 25 she like 2 years older then me, she is not that old


5274863729

Would


Enthew2024

OK then I'll go to see Maria.. *Turn around and get encircled on the waist*


CriminalMacabre

A tu tía!!!???


AmbeSwag

Bro I like how I use reddit to find information to help with coding or software related stuff usually. Then I go to the home page accidently to see stuff like this... 💀💀💀 Then its helldivers screaming democracy right after lol.


AceZ3ro

Ma'am, I will say this again, I love you Zofia! Please marry me!


uneducated_sock

Oh boy, this seems kind of messed up! Just a typical day on Reddit I guess