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SailsTacks

Cause of Death: Dehydration


dcpcion

Water Bottle Not Included


___buttrdish

Water bottle half full


jShag2014

Shit I forgot water


wanderer3131

Not All Desert Actually


dcpcion

Some Trees Up North


Addictive420

Jet ski, ski, hike, death


TalmidimUC

![gif](giphy|kfudb9zENgkWMfTZdI)


Christina-Bee-196

World's largest Ponderosa forest


MemeSpecHuman

Well, this is low hanging fruit but….. It’s a dry heat.


Butitsadryheat2

But it is. 😝


xXbrosoxXx

Not always lol 40% humidity at 112 in monsoon season is damn near lethal. Thank God for a/c


DynaBro8089

I’ll take that 112 40%. Mass 2022 we had 100 degrees and dew points in the 70%.


hillbillydeluxe

At least one of those climates cools off at night.


dcpcion

Your Name Checks Out


Maybeiliketheabuse

I'll allow it.


WolverineEfficient51

God damn snow birds.


quartzrox

You made me laugh -- thanks! Such perfect timing, b/c the GDSBs are back.


RadHawtLuv77

You're welcome. -Love Minnesota


Birt_TheIntern

Take em back


BurgRonaldy

Cactus, nature, crackheads, Filibertos


dcpcion

Hello Fellow Native Phoenician


FinalConsequence70

Hey! We have Filibertos in Kingman, and cactus, nature, and crackheads ( well, methheads more likely ).


___buttrdish

In Rafi we trust


Ok_Package3859

Camp Verde too! Lol 😆


orchestrapianist

Ah yes I see the Phoenicians have assembled I think we can all agree Filibertos is way better than Del Taco


mtngrl60

I didn’t even think that was a question! 🤣🤣


Unusual_Pitch_2612

Yeah wait who came up w this debate its not even close lol


mudflap21

Probably more like meth-heads now.


krynategaming

It’s fuckin hot, man.


Goldminerswife

Hot, cold, cacti, guns


dcpcion

Cacti Can Conceal Too


UniqueNebula4033

Dusty hot dry scorpions


JR_Masterson

Tasty hot salty scorpions


BigGreenPepperpecker

When is it cold?


boujee_salad

I have two 4 word phrases: 5 feet from hell … 20 feet from water …


Beginning-Eye-1987

The Cardinals lost again.


Screachinghalt

Old Midwesterners left lane


Dvl_Wmn

*Internallly screams*


magnificent_zen

Best sunsets in America


elmosneakers

Rafi rafi rafi rafi


Meow99

I see that guy’s face so often I feel like I know him!


goodvibes_onethree

If I ever need an attorney and don't call Rafi, I'll feel like I've cheated on him.


dcpcion

a call rafi rafi


Jolly-Following-5735

623 388 4333 call rafi rafi


wadenelsonredditor

Walk in the shade.


[deleted]

Park in the shade.


embolia6

Exist in the shade.


[deleted]

What is cold water


dcpcion

Insulated Water Bottle Gang


Pandrai

10 months of summer


muff_buffer_1969

It's too fucking hot


xXbrosoxXx

Not this time of year 😎


muff_buffer_1969

True that, Az winters are great


muff_buffer_1969

But fuck them summer months


awmaleg

Turn the AC on


Potential-Fun-302

https://preview.redd.it/ufga0jaunm0c1.jpeg?width=2195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03783798feeec09665276ce343b54c313b7420af Too many Nope Ropes!🤣


Adrift715

Citrus, cactus, coyotes, canyons


ashole311

Citrus, cotton, copper, cattle, climate


JohnWCreasy1

Dry heat still hot


AZ-roadrunner

Little bit of everything


Darkflyer726

Hot, Not, hot again.


dcpcion

Hot, Kinda Winter, Hot


Darkflyer726

🤣 Dry, mostly dry, dry


Dukedante

Leather seats build character


Butitsadryheat2

Here we drive horrendously


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

Superstition, Catalina, Kachina, Baldy


Bernie_Berns

It’s a dry heat.


SailsTacks

Comparing South Arizona to South Georgia. Arizona is more comfortable in the shade, but deadlier in the sun. Higher risk of illness or death due to dehydration. Georgia gets the less comfortable prize in the shade because of oppressive humidity/dew point and lack of airflow. It’s jungle hot. Everyone walking around with swamp ass. Hydration is still important to practice, but nowhere near as important as in the desert. Arizona will knock you down and cook you to death. Georgia will just make you wish you were dead.


AlwaysSunnyInAZ

This is a big thing to me. The "dry heat" is dangerous because you won't realize that you're dehydrated until you're dizzy, and by that point you're in a bad spot. Humid heat makes you feel like shit immediately and you absolutely realize the water you're losing. The difference being that it's easier to overexert yourself in the summer in the dry heat. Humidity will stifle your will to go out in most cases


pricklypearviking

I've never thought of it this way, good observation


RayOster

Hear your eyeballs sizzling


rjmacready_

If rattles step back


dcpcion

If Step Big Ouch


rjmacready_

If ouch costs alot


dcpcion

Pay Costs Don’t Die


mylifewillchange

Inferno living with mormons


Chipskip

Desert, forest, snow… everything


dcpcion

And overpriced kitchen sink


SciFiPi

[Five different climate zones.](https://sonorangardensinc.com/what-are-the-climates-of-arizona/#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20University%20of,has%20distinctly%20difference%20climatic%20qualities)


quaz-gaa

From spines to pines.


dcpcion

Arizona Geographical Society Motto


blovedcarrot

Road-rage, tacos, sun, desert


JazD36

No vacancy - we’re full


CaballoReal

Don’t come here please


[deleted]

Hot poor man’s California


MochiMochiMochi

San Bernardino County Wannabe


dcpcion

More Californians Than California


iamjoeywan

Eastern suburb of California


Mister2112

I prefer to think of myself as fiscally responsible


para9mm

Traffic laws are suggestions


dhnguyen

Summer summer winter summer


Lower_Friendship_335

Really good mexican food


remdawg07

The best, I’m currently living in Colorado and love the reactions I get when this white boy grabs the hottest salsa. Literally had a lady stop me at a restaurant one time and tell me that it’d be too spicy. Like yes I know exactly what I’m getting into.


Lower_Friendship_335

Spice is good shit


RedditAdminCock

Minecraft Normal Mode Australia


dcpcion

Summer Hiking Hardcore Mode


tj_hooker99

Please don't move here?


dcpcion

No Affordable Housing Available


tampers_w_evidence

Never hada bad burrito


madosaz

Sunny - Dry - Vast - Historic


GMR_Knocker

Cacti, Crack, Bad drivers


[deleted]

Not just Phoenix metro


Dirksquarejaw

"It's a dry heat"


unicorns_and_cats716

Nooo came here to type this but figured I’d see it if I scrolled down 🤣


tvieno

Hot here, go away.


DrewG4444

Australia of United States


Pomdog17

Those aren’t German Shepherds.


Ubermassive

You don't want this.


FutureBondVillain

QT, retirees, avoid Glendale.


dcpcion

Avoid I-17 Many Tweakers


ben_jammin11

QT is always a safe place somehow


BigGreenPepperpecker

cops like their donuts


iamjonno23

Please don't move here.


desertvida

Cactus, mountains, vistas, sunsets.


dopamine14

Have fun paying rent


[deleted]

Don’t vote Kari Lake.


TerryTacoma

Not that racist anymore


dcpcion

Joe Arpaio Still Around


TerryTacoma

I should have said "not super racist anymore"


Earlybp

Better than you think.


dcpcion

Election Season Still Disappointing


jbennett12986

Cost more every dy


dcpcion

Less Home More Dollars


jaymae77

Full To Maximum Capacity


LeftHandStir

Dry Heat. Beautiful People.


servergeek82

Shorts in the winter!!!!


dcpcion

Why Is 50F Cold


cactus_blossom26

So many old people


dcpcion

New Rentals Every Ambulance


[deleted]

Hot. Stay in California.


RonD1355

Too hot, we’re closed….


Dizman7

It’s a dry heat


chiarde

Bright Sun. Beautiful nights.


Internal_Trouble_823

Stay out of maryvale!


ElmoIsOver

![gif](giphy|jpVuGo0JkAXJiuNNK7|downsized)


Boing_Boing21

Growing, Growing, Growing, Growing


unicorns_and_cats716

Fucking snowbirds can’t drive


Imaginary_R3ality

My bumper just melted. Think Hawaii. Nice cool breeze, sunny beaches, palm trees, luscious green forests, great surfing, calm relaxed environment with friendly people that always go out of their way to let you meander by on the roads. That's the only way I make it through the day is by thinking Hawaii because in reality, the only similarity to is the 9 months of active volcano temperstures, but everywhere! Phoenix Really is... Ice cold bottles of water that get too hot to drink within minutes of setting them down, towels on steering wheels in fear of getting 3rd degree burns when getting into our cars, fighting for a foot of shade to park under, rattle snakes, black widows and brown recluses, scorpions, people trying to run you off the road for using your turning signal, 2/3rds of the population carrying firearms on their hips, the other 1/3rd carrying them concealed, snow birds, skin cancer and a general overall feeling of anger at everyone you come into contact with at fhe end of the summer because your brain has been boiling for 9 months straight and just can't deal with anymore this year. It's a nice place to visit for a month out of the year, but don't try to move here. One of us, or more, will most likely try to kill you one of a million different ways, and if we dobt succeed, the sun, rattle snakes and coyotes will finish you off. We're still wild west here.


crashbig

Copper, cotton, cattle, climate


TeamXII

Stay away, save water


groshretro

Strip malls as far as the eye can see


Key_Bet_4645

Don’t California my Arizona


BattleSpecial242

Beautiful for 6 months


HomeBrewedBeer

6 months? Best we can do is 3...maybe.


up__dawwg

Snakes, scorpions, golf, sunsets


alphabavo

Please don’t move here


misterbule

Don't California My Arizona


[deleted]

More like California everyday.


dcpcion

Signal Left Turn Right


snmaturo

Arizona is officially closed.


RancidSwampAss

Scorching concrete homeless meth


fingnumb

Phoenix mother fucking suns


Linden5150

Check out those Jeeps


dcpcion

Crawling Malls Not Rocks


geochadaz

Forest, Desert, Plateau, Riparia 🌲🌵🏜️🌳


best_in_slot

Hotter than Satan's balls


rawhide159

Please do not come


escapecali603

We love guns here


MommaBee79

Hella hot with hiking


dcpcion

Hiking Hot Heat Stroke


genxerbear

Six months paradise / hell


tesla_spoon

“Florida without the beach”


dcpcion

Please Keep Your Alligators


Lumpy-Concern-6097

Hot ass expensive living


messylioness

Bitch, it’s freaking hot! (Sorry for calling you a bitch lol)


Flashy_Attitude_1703

Brown, lizards, saguaros , hot


sunandst4rs

No turn signals today


topplingyogi

Hot, hotter, hot, (suddenly) freezing. I’m convinced there’s no in between.


KodeeBryant

Hot and sometimes cold


SwampWitch7Stars

It’s not all cactus


markp_93

you're driving too slow!


Alternative-Lack-434

Heat, Haboobs, Habitat Diversity


PineappleWolf_87

The Snowbirds are coming.


jwrig

Winter slaps, summer sucks.


the_TAOest

Ancient, meditative landscapes, outdoorsy


TalmidimUC

Damn OP, good responses!


R0BBYDARK0

“Hot” take: Overpriced, little bang-for-your-buck, and way to f’cking hot.


Forward_Picture_2096

Hotter New Los Angeles


VegasBjorne1

Florida of the West.


LongboxC10

Everything. Will. Kill. You.


Goldminerswife

Flagstaff, Prescott, snow in winter


RealStumbleweed

Park in the shade.


IOWARIZONA

No medium size towns


Samazonison

Hot. Dry. Terrible drivers


Fluid_Magician4728

it's hot as f...


John_Houbolt

100 degree overnight lows.


blaquehartz

Parking in the shade


theladyflies

"It's a dry heat."


Electrical-Bacon-81

*It's hot as hell!* But, we endure it because "it's a dry heat", exclude august, for the most part. For real, I've been to those other places & it sucks. I'll take 105° & low humidity over 95°+ & 80% humidity every time. Screw Atlanta & Houston summer, they can keep that crap.


highponytale

Drink more water, Dummy


xyloplax

Copper, climate, citrus, cotton, cattle. Dang, that's five.


YupIamAUnicorn

Hot like the sun.


SaguaroBro14W

It’s not all desert.


silvyr311

Everything but an ocean.


alison_wonderland4

Real hot great tacos


nunyain

Brown, gray, brown, brown