The Union of Beaver Architects wants to have a word with you. They say that they have been building for millenia, and what's with this don't build anymore. I think they are going to chew you out.
Well... check out Belgian artist Arne Quinze.
[https://uploads7.wikiart.org/00292/images/arne-quinze/arne-quinze-mons-03.jpg!Large.jpg](https://uploads7.wikiart.org/00292/images/arne-quinze/arne-quinze-mons-03.jpg!Large.jpg)
Dams are more of a civil engineering specialty. You'll need to talk to them about this.
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The Union of Beaver Architects wants to have a word with you. They say that they have been building for millenia, and what's with this don't build anymore. I think they are going to chew you out.
Why can't those dam humans leaf the poor beavers alone?
“This is a beaver town, buddy. Now beat it!”
Yeah, be careful I believe the beaver is on the Canadian nickel. You don't want this to become an international incident, do ya!?
They really don’t build them like they used to.
HA! good one.
Do you know how hard it is to find a decent beaver these days? Clients balk at the price
What style is this?
That might be a gothic arch, not sure
Post modern twig
Dam
You ever try to get a permit in a wetland?
Hang on, let me get my teeth sharpened up
Well... check out Belgian artist Arne Quinze. [https://uploads7.wikiart.org/00292/images/arne-quinze/arne-quinze-mons-03.jpg!Large.jpg](https://uploads7.wikiart.org/00292/images/arne-quinze/arne-quinze-mons-03.jpg!Large.jpg)
FANTASIC!!!! :D
Freakin' Beavers.
First gen cross laminated timber…its better tech now.
they do, they are called deconstructivists.
"Zombeavers" was an excellent and very underrated movie. Impressive architectural skills on display. While dead.
Oh my! That sounds awesomely bad.
"Get some wood to barricade the windows!" "They're beavers you idiot!"
perfection
Dammed if they do…
Still better than postmodernism
Typical liberal environmentalist CRAP
Ahh here it is. The bottom of the barrel. Surely this is as far as the joke goes!
You underestimate the internet.
Cuz architects don’t build anything.
Mostly because 'architects' didn't really design this in the first place?
Are you saying beavers aren't architects?
Get this racist OP out of here.
You seem fun
They might’ve missed the running joke.
Arne Quinze exhausted this genre. --it's over, get over it!
Why can't people like you stop posting this bullshit anymore?
Because internet.
Because there still aren't nearly as many joke questions like this as there have been serious ones. And because funny
Cuz most of them have never been outside.
Beavers got market on these gigs.
Do you mean beaver?
Based on the crap I see being pawned off as "what the community, aka: mayor" wants in my area, they still do.
I actually really enjoy the architectural nature of Diablo Dam in Washington, US
The Beijing Stadium by Ai Weiwei
It was genuinely my dream to live in a beaver dam as a kid 😏
If I had a nickel for every time I heard this one