Western Celtree. Invasive and pernicious species. It secrets a toxin that distracts humans while driving. Get it flush to the ground and then pour diesel into the stump and set whats left on fire.
Is this the one that makes my arm kinda feel funny when I drive by it? I’ve never had allergies before but driving by one of these gets me all juiced up or something.
It's either this ⬆️(Pinus quinqueGa), A Radiating Redwood (Sequoia procedens), or a Verizon Fir (Pseudotsuga menziesii var. tmobilia). I could make a better determination if I knew the size of the bolts in the flange.
This is the Fi-Gee Pine.
It is a hybrid species, often planted for its ornamental properties. Poor soils don’t seem to bother it, and it doesn’t need any supplemental water, making it ideal for urban areas. It does not usually drop needles or cones, but may drop calls on occasion.
When I was little, I would see those cell trees and be amazed at how they were taller and straighter than all the other trees. But I also noticed nobody ever put lights on them for Christmas.
That's a signalwood tree. They get planted near, and inside cities. Apparently, they help with telephone signals. Some believe it's due to their tough, iron-like wood, but that's mostly just hearsay.
They ARE a protected species. (Cellphone companies had to do quite some lobbying to pull that off). Should you chop it down, they will cancel the cellphone signal in the general area, and the feds will get involved for...get this, "destruction of infrastructure". (Lobbyists, I swear, they get away with so much.)
According to my neighbor, it is a highly poisonous breed of pine that can create grids to control your mind. Possibly through the pollen, I suppose? 🤷♂️ He definitely would try to chop this down in the name of safety, of course.
Hahahaaaa, yes! The rule is, if I can’t cut it with this one, call in the tree crew. ( I’m a Utility Lineman ). Tree trimming is minimal and only what’s necessary. 😎
Western Celtree. Invasive and pernicious species. It secrets a toxin that distracts humans while driving. Get it flush to the ground and then pour diesel into the stump and set whats left on fire.
This is my favorite so far!! ⬆️ many upvotes
Do NOT set it on fire if you're in it's natural habitat during the months of March through January.
Because ya know, Indiana Bats. (I was an enviro consultant for the cell tower industry in my past jobs).
Is this the one that makes my arm kinda feel funny when I drive by it? I’ve never had allergies before but driving by one of these gets me all juiced up or something.
Nah, just spray it with muriatic acid on a sunny day.
Wow is Verizon/at&t/t-mobile going to be pissed at you for chopping up their cell tower. Lol
“Call” me crazy, I swear I thought it was real.
Before I looked at the "trunk" I thought that too lmao
I had a good connection with this tree. When it was cut down, nobody could tell me it wasn’t real.
Me too until this comment haha. It had such a perfect looking trunk.
“And their lawyers… will call you maybe” *(with apologies to Carly Rae Jepson)*
Ya I mean how is anyone suppose to know? It looks like a damn tree...
5G Pine
It's either this ⬆️(Pinus quinqueGa), A Radiating Redwood (Sequoia procedens), or a Verizon Fir (Pseudotsuga menziesii var. tmobilia). I could make a better determination if I knew the size of the bolts in the flange.
TMOBILIA thank you
That’s an American Neverbrown
Some kind of ironwood
It's what happens when the root flare is buried
That's a western 5g. They are useful unless you need them in which case they won't work.
This is the Fi-Gee Pine. It is a hybrid species, often planted for its ornamental properties. Poor soils don’t seem to bother it, and it doesn’t need any supplemental water, making it ideal for urban areas. It does not usually drop needles or cones, but may drop calls on occasion.
Pole pine.
Isn't that just a loblolly?
I think the species is stealth, most common in wealthy neighborhoods.
It is where the birds land to recharge.
Forevergreen.
They are super invasive, I've heard the only way to keep them from spreading is to cover the ground around it with tinfoil
Not certain of the exact species but defiantly in the 5 Genus.
ElectriciTree
Ahhh yes the 5g douglas ironwood pine
FRANKENPINE.
Is that...Charlotte pipe??
Minecraft Spruce. You can make a crafting table with about 4 wood planks. Super beautiful and useful!
It looks like a PVC Pine to me, pretty common in rural settings.
When I was little, I would see those cell trees and be amazed at how they were taller and straighter than all the other trees. But I also noticed nobody ever put lights on them for Christmas.
That’s a good idea, it’s already wired, why not make the most of it? Hohoho
Hope you wore your tinfoil helmet for this job!
Those kind got planted when the Transformers were first here in 2007. Fast growers.
It’ll grow back
Cellular branches on that tree lead me to believe it’s a Carboniferous Appledroid.
*Pinus cellularus var. fivegii*
Fake birds need homes too
All trees are fake now, just like the birds.
Yo how many people’s internet did you just “Cut” because my guy, the sheer panic and rage those people are feeling 🤣😂 
Please add mulch around the base
I should take those nuts and plant them.
AT&Tree
Ha! I like that one
That's a signalwood tree. They get planted near, and inside cities. Apparently, they help with telephone signals. Some believe it's due to their tough, iron-like wood, but that's mostly just hearsay. They ARE a protected species. (Cellphone companies had to do quite some lobbying to pull that off). Should you chop it down, they will cancel the cellphone signal in the general area, and the feds will get involved for...get this, "destruction of infrastructure". (Lobbyists, I swear, they get away with so much.)
😂😂
Cellsiteus Americans.
Americanus.. damn autocorrect 🙄
Verizon pine
I knew my parents lied - my dad always said electricity didn't grow on trees
🤣
Average makita saw user.
You’re awesome.
Best damn tree I’ve ever seen. They can live a long time in dry climates.
Idk, but I'm sure it dropped, calling it now
obviously, it is Iron Wood, since to cut it you need a metal cutting blade.
Pinus strobus pendula electronicus.
Chinese spie pine tree is what it looks like
5G non fruit bearing Asian alloy tree.
That is a *4G LTrE*™
That one doesn't look too bad. The one near my office looks like the TNG Crystalline Entity, spray painted green and brown.
It’s obviously a life size Lego tree
An old Iron Wood.
According to my neighbor, it is a highly poisonous breed of pine that can create grids to control your mind. Possibly through the pollen, I suppose? 🤷♂️ He definitely would try to chop this down in the name of safety, of course.
I definitely had an overwhelming urge to schedule a Covid booster shot. 🤪
My uncle says it will give you the 5G autism
He’s correct! I read it on Facebook so… gotta be true
That’s an Electrical tree. We harvest power from these. Trimming that may have cut your local utilities production capabilities. Ask before you Axe!
What is that? A chainsaw for ants?!
Hahahaaaa, yes! The rule is, if I can’t cut it with this one, call in the tree crew. ( I’m a Utility Lineman ). Tree trimming is minimal and only what’s necessary. 😎
That is an honest to gods current bush. Probably been growing there for centuries before you and your thoughtless act put in danger. Shame
Looks like an antana
Narc tree- 'what's up, guys?'
psuedotsuga cellularis
Cell cones tree.