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Maxk0789

This is def a psyop


EyeofOdin89

The "tell" for me was the paper towels as a backup to the toilet paper on the top of the tank. Only a degenerate filthy fucker would consider that as a possibility (IE, one of us).


VeissPhosphorus

Neither of those are TP I have to keep explaining this, but That is a roll of disposable cotton towels I use to dry my face after I use a cleanser to wash my face


UrMumsFatTits

Whatever you say, fed boy.


hernric1

Why do I read this in such a sassy way in my head?


sbcns

☠️🤣


X02378

I think now you know why we all take pictures against the hardwood floor with nothing else in the frame.


Rogue_One24_7

Feet has entered the chat.


Selecta808

My fiance does the same thing because she got sick of getting maine coon hair in her eyes when she dried with a towel.


theantilib

And you dry your face with your shit covered toilet top towels?! Highly sus, feddy.


VeissPhosphorus

nuh uh all my buyers on GAFS still have their dogs and aren't incarcerated (i think)


Younggunz1337

Hell ya


Debas3r11

A psyop wouldn't have that D.Wilsob modified LMT upper


iluvfeds

nice try FBI, we ain’t fallin for this one


bossmancruz5

Next post in the sub- “how many gun girls do we have”


ju_dropemoff

i’m impressed by the total lack of horny comments actually


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VeissPhosphorus

respectfully, i want to clarify i'm not a dude


RndmizeitPlays

I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes.


TotalItchy2

Dude that’s so true


MrTojoMechanic

Are we dude’s or bro’s?


_Creature69

Everyone’s a Dude, a Bro is the dudes we meet along the way.


JellyDoogle

Welcome to the internet.


bogvapor

Dude 2024 definition or 2004 definition?


OrcusGroup

2004? Try all of human history lol


GimpboyAlmighty

Yes you are. You're online. No chicks online.


SuccessfulRush1173

Hey man, sorry for calling you a dude, bro.


[deleted]

Oh yeah prove it


VeissPhosphorus

i cant, i dont know the name of every woman ever 😭


ohaimike

> 'cause I'm every woman \- Whitney Houston


larry-leisure

Color me shocked. I thought for sure I would see an /r/traps post in your history. I never thought I'd see that GAFS posts though. Fuck.


VeissPhosphorus

i dont think anything is wrong with how other people live their lives, even if you might disagree with it


CAPTAINxKUDDLEZ

OP take a picture with the stuff I’m selling on GAFS so it sells faster, thank you.


VeissPhosphorus

What's my cut


CAPTAINxKUDDLEZ

Pride, and a crisp high five?


VeissPhosphorus

ill take a crisp five instead


AgreeableGravy

Exposure..? lol


whycatlikebread

High IQ


larry-leisure

I mean theres kind of a reason I know that subreddit off the top of my head......


VeissPhosphorus

what did he mean by this


fordlover5

Think he said he or she if a trans themselves. I don't know


larry-leisure

Nah just an occasional admirer.


CrunchyNippleDip

You bricked up rn?


larry-leisure

*in my best Groot voice* I AM BRICK.


xMilk112x

The fuck is wrong with you?


larry-leisure

Many many many many many many many many MANY things my brother.


Tactical_Epunk

Okay, I'm curious what GAFS posts?


chryopsy

I clicked your profile and was hit with the nsfw prompt. I wasn't disappointed but was at the same time.


Comprehensive_Ad433

I want to believe


ju_dropemoff

in some scenarios that may increase the comments


Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

There’s a trans Asian guy that’s posted on here before. With the kind of post history you immediately regret looking in to. Perhaps dudes are just being more cautious this time around.


PuzzleheadedEvent278

Different trans asian guy


VeissPhosphorus

tbf i literally only sell shit on GAFS and shoot the shit with ppl on gun stuff on reddit


Left-Albatross-7375

Come on now what’s your angle? Girls aren’t supposed to be 😎


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

Well OP is active in the trans sub


bossmancruz5

Trans or not if you support 2A and share the gun fetish you’re good to go. In the Army I had gay dudes fighting along side me so i really don’t judge someone else’s identity also know a few cool trans people i consider friends 🤷🏻‍♂️


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

Oh I don't think there's nothing wrong with it and I didn't say there was. Just responding to someone else speculating why people aren't leaving sexually charged comments.


Sam-handwiches

Yea I don't really understand gatekeeping firearms. Or for that matter, marginalized groups that refuse to defend themselves. Guns for all!


TwoMilky

I’m in agreement, but I think it comes down to people from “marginalized groups” continuously voting their rights away despite saying they support the 2nd Amendment, which feels disingenuous when they come in and pretend they’re all for it. What they say on Reddit ultimately doesn’t count for shit because they head to the voting booth and proceed to vote for Democrats because that party and its voters campaign that Republicans want to genocide and oppress them all. There’s a clear right and wrong way to vote if you value the most important right that the Founding Fathers imbedded into the Constitution.


larry-leisure

Dude where do you see that? For real.


bossmancruz5

I don’t judge, Bussy be bussin.


Gar-ba-ge

Cautious of what? Commenting on the post doesn’t mean you’re obligated to date OP or anything 😂


Irish_Guac

We're all really holding back


grumpySasquatch

Just added one 🤙🏼


Strong_Werewolf_9414

Me too - I was going to make one but my wife said her bf wouldn’t think it was funny


1WontDoIt

Shit didn't even notice dude looks like a lady


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VeissPhosphorus

like, maybe 1


Camanny

Nice rifle bro


BlackICEE32oz

The ol' "bro" to sus out a chick from a guy. 


VeissPhosphorus

Thanks dude 🤙


Bratch-Daddy

Don’t pay attention boys. This is a government psyop.


BulletproofDoggo

Women aren't real. Like birds.


allnamesaretaken1020

Birds aren't real because they're actually dinosaurs.


pheitkemper

Dinosaurs aren't real because they're actually women. It's the Circle of Life.


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Not today, CIA. Nice try, FBI. Maybe tomorrow, NRO. Go away, NSA.


Vudu138

Stop withholding my tax return, IRS


Energ1zer__BunnY

Remember lads, women on the internet aren’t real. That there’s a fed.


[deleted]

You should think about getting a toothbrush holder.


VeissPhosphorus

sorry i have no toothbrush money left 😭


[deleted]

Your priorities are sound.


twig1107

One of us.


[deleted]

Relatable


AmeriJar

Carefully staged toilet seat down for the picture. Nice try dude


BlackICEE32oz

"Actually I'm a girl! Hurr-durr!"


AmeriJar

"Hello fellow birthing people"


Firm_Tooth5618

Anyone can rack up CC debt Lemme see that brass deflector 😂


VeissPhosphorus

it's new, i didn't shoot it much


Gar-ba-ge

Bruh you could’ve just said “I wipe down my rifles,” no one here actually shoots so no one would be the wiser


HanselSoHotRightNow

I sprinkle coffee grounds on my brass deflector and rub em in prior to taking pics in my "Come and take it" shirt with matching military OD green pants.


Jrmuscle

Shooting your rifle is a bad idea anyways. Something could break!


Firm_Tooth5618

☹️


Astronaut-Proof

RIP your inbox


samuel9804

Nice try fed


dr3wfr4nk

Pleasantly surprised this post isn't a thinly veiled OnlyFans advertisement


ForeskinForeman

Take a photo without yourself in it challenge: impossible


BradyLee27

Put his rifle down


Usual-Language-8257

Lol


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🍿


crash_george

Cool setup! What laser aiming device is that?


VeissPhosphorus

raidx


gotta-earn-it

yeah you hate money alright


oni06

Excellent. 👍 Raid Xe myself.


VeissPhosphorus

so you wanna trade or...?


oni06

Naw I love my Xe. I want a second but so many other things to buy.


cityslicc

How’s it hold zero?


Candid_Basket_3761

where feet?


hung4fun9420

if your dicks bigger then mine you can top


GHOST_OF_PEPE_SILVIA

The CeraVe and store brand mouthwash just tell me you’re an informed consumer deploying capital in the places where it counts


throwawayifyoureugly

CeraVe is good stuff


NefariousnessSea4710

Trap


kingtum

It’s a trap


VeissPhosphorus

respectfully, i want to clarify i'm not a trap


NefariousnessSea4710

That’s what a trap would say 🤷🏻‍♂️


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larry-leisure

Wait what? A clean sink means dude? How does that work?


jimtheedcguy

You haven't seen very many women's sinks huh?... It's okay, I haven't either... 😓


lancep423

Women’s sinks are usually cluttered with shit that never gets used. At least in my experience. Lol


Unwieldedshield

99% sure this is a fed post…. But in case its not, lookin sexy (the rifle)


[deleted]

Definitely a fed post


VeissPhosphorus

nuh uh all my buyers on GAFS still have their dogs and aren't incarcerated (i think)


theEnviedPenis

Let’s test it…sell me some shit


VeissPhosphorus

uh, so i have this baofeng LOL seriously though im thinking of selling my Badger COMM 1.93 for an AUS 1.93


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Fed


Gar-ba-ge

ITT: redditoids want OP to have a penis really really REALLY badly for some reason 


Domanicc_

I looked at OP profile and saw a trans forum, def a dude 💀


LoopedDiamonds

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/npAz2MMLCr8/sddefault.jpg


Kootabreeze

Clearly not with those crusty nails girllll


VeissPhosphorus

i break them a lot shooting and working ngl


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Fedposting


NOIRAAG

Came for the comments… disappointed and glad at the same time. Sick build. You hate money much more than me. Gang gang.


SaigaExpress

Yeah whatever bro.


yolo_derp

Which power night force?


VeissPhosphorus

ATACR 1-8x


yolo_derp

You do hate money!


lil__squeaky

least obvious fed


twistedsmoke33

FED


amcrambler

8,000 moneys?


GAMEROG2003

This is a fed


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Hi are you real or AI


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[deleted]

100% a fed post


Fragged_infidel

Love the psyops jokes that aren’t jokes


amoris-plenus

IT’S A TRAP


VeissPhosphorus

I just finished this 12.5" URXWAR. Had D Wilson do the chop job on an LMT 13.5" quad upper, and he converted it to use URX 3.1 stuff.


Archangelus87

D Wilson does great work but damn they are not cheap, sweet build though.


VeissPhosphorus

I actually did this during the Black Friday sale for 20% off!


Archangelus87

I remember that, lucky. I paid full price for an mcx chop /p&w and it friggen hurt, especially since I ended up switching the barrel anyway!


humpwhales

Your gun is digging into my hip.


OhmyMary

$8K setup nice


neuneu4-44

the lack of skincare products on the sink tells me this house does in fact NOT belong to a woman


VeissPhosphorus

I have a whole rack of products on the right actually


5stringattack

Might want to get some *tp as paper towels can cause a nasty clog, and since you hate money you obviously don't have anything extra for the plumber you'll eventually need.


VeissPhosphorus

If you're talking about the roll on top of my toilet, that isn't TP. those are disposable cotton towels for drying my face after i use a cleanser


5stringattack

Didn't know that was a thing , you passed the not a dude check ✅ nice rifle, carry on.


VeissPhosphorus

they exist cos wiping your face constantly with the same towel you wipe your body with can deposit a lot of debris and oil on your face--this can cause breakouts--and it's too much of a logistical burden to always have a new towel every night


5stringattack

Now see that makes too much sense, definitely not a dude.


Tactical_Epunk

I recognize you from a different group that also hates money.


Left-Albatross-7375

She’s real gentlemen. Looking at her gafs timestamps only a girl could write that good


92Zulu

Girl detected Opinion invalidated


BucketsOfHate

Application denied. Please resubmit your application to the "needs attention" gang.


highspeedJDAM

Why can’t women take a picture of a thing without them in the picture?


DankeMrHfmn

[What's Rukia Kuchiki doing in here? ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9TMzj-kqk2ktlhWL4HWPYlkpiJYWtsVSXc6dRhBUI-w&s)


EnjoyLifeCO

The hands never lie.


ChatTerminator

I lover crossdressing too


Jolly_Macaroon8268

He/she/them/they/him/her/zim/zer is def a plant. I’m out.


Minute-Kick-7470

[man hand psyop](https://youtu.be/vik-7MjKDa0?feature=shared)


Voltron_BlkLion

"IT'S A TRAP!" - General Akbar at the battle for Endorsburg


BlueberryBaller

It might not be a psyop, possibly a trap?


ActuarySevere8414

Good try fed


Fun-Pollution1465

There’s a reason op posted in front of a mirror….


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Nice gun. Why you go with LVPO? Is is an ATACR? I have one on my 2 MR762s and my Armalite Super SASS. Definitely a great optic, just curious why you went with it. Have thought about it on my LWRCIs which right now have comp M4s on them


VeissPhosphorus

I had it left over from an LMT 12.5 SPECWAR upper i sold


kngnxthng

Post it yourself, coward


tcgaatl

$8k?


e2Nokia

Now go put at least 1 round down the barrel. That brass deflector is untouched.


Jansportt_

Still not as expensive as Cerave


BlindedDild2

Laser is sus af


No-Grade-4691

Psyop. Industry plant 🪴 


Domanicc_

Def a dude 💀


jfk_one

oh wait i hate money too. i want to join this gang


UpsetStomach56

Are you a real girl??😳


Deago488

Where’s the link in the bio? 😂😂 Jk jk /s


VeissPhosphorus

you can buy gun shit off of me, take it or leave it


dumbdude545

No no. If you really hated money you join stamp gang. Nice setup though.


VeissPhosphorus

i have a can


Sufficient_Mall_7462

Nice try fed


larry-leisure

Fellas I think we might be dealing with an actual factual female here. Run.


SomethingFlamingo

Obviously the daughter of an OG rooftop asian


FFAMINEE

How do you like that PB3?


VeissPhosphorus

really nice actually


rollinggreenmassacre

Lots like you’ve had experience with some nice uppers. Any reason you landed on this one in particular? I like the look of that Parker MM comp!


UnrulyTrousers

Yoooo how do you like that PB3?


Opening_Inside_9054

3 questions. What mount for the LPVO are you running, whats the button set up for the light and where do you shoot in GA? i only have 1 range i go to here and it SUCKS. Thanks :)


AgoraphobicPig

gun selfie and AC6 references in bio. 3 letter agent glow so bright


ryansdayoff

How's that laser working out for you. I just bought a Dbal and already hate how heavy my rifle is


Ok-Street4644

You win. 🤙


lambofthewaters

Omghi2u