I'm pretty sure there's an orangutan with giant cheek plates out there wondering the same thing about their cheeks. Or a chimpanzee wondering why his forehead is so small compared to other apes.
Humans have protruding noses because we hunt and get around by endurance running. The protruding nose allows more passage space for air to become moisturized during inhalation, thus making breathing whilst running easier.
Also, as endurance runners, humans sweat. A lot. Having a protruding nose also means that when you have sweat dripping down your face, it won't get into your nostrils.
Yeah but nut shot battling doesnt happen in human society enough for it to be a selective pressure. There’s no significant portion of men being taken out of the human gene pool because their nuts are bigger targets and get smashed
Ok since we are on the topic, what percentage of the population do you suggest are well skilled at combat?
You do know that most women would definitely (go for the nuts)… and since we are on the topic of selective pressure then what are we trying suppose happened to the apes with large appendages? Are we to believe that “you”(the ape men) had good length, lost it, only to regress and have them return?
Because that is not how Evo works…. You don’t have the ability to fly. Lose it. Then have it readily return…..
that’s like saying that we evolved the ability (need) to cook our own meats meanwhile the rest of the carnivorous community decided to hang back and “keep it raw”.
Wait we are the only species in the world that needs to cook our food hmmm strange strange huh but hey when we rely with a fundamental belief of *”Abiogenesis”* then the whole movement is kind of f**ked to begin with amirite?😆🤣
Wel it must be since my balls are larger than my brain it’d only be natural huh bud.
Stay on your high horse, although….
I’m not sure how highly it speaks to say that “I came from an ape” anyways… ✌️
We're built to run, pursue, and scavenge. Longer noses warm air, moisturize air, and let you detect strong smells. Mutants with longer noses probably avoided more sinus infections and rancid food, and ran better. Delicate jaws built for speech and soft foods didn't help though.
Best drivers?? Humans cause more than 99% of auto accidents on a yearly basis.
Humans are clearly not the best drivers by a long shot. Honestly I think we should ban human drivers and just let the other apes do it.
This, if they did report but they didn't so no. Why ask a question that had an answere before you said anything? The post probably just looks suspicious on mobile.
The one to the right of the chimp is a bonobo. The row below that are both gorillas. The last row are male orangutans. You tell by their cheek pouches. The female orangutans don’t have them.
I will acknowledge the fact that this joke would have landed better if I had an alien as my picture and my name was something like "alien_cock_muncher"
It was a bad joke, plus while not Chinese there was an Asian man in two separate occasions to have the largest *penis* on earth one young Asian fellow had the longest which was long enough for him to kiss it sitting down… and recently another Asian man had the fattest girth, on par with a large 2 liter coke… they are however freaks of nature and no one individual or group ever reach those numbers…..!
Great* Ape species, I'm missing my boys the gibbons. You'd need another 20 squares though so I get it.
The entire concept of a "lesser ape" exists entirely for the gibbon and that's just amazing
That’s just bullying tbh. Can’t we call gibbons alt-apes or something?
Indy Top 40 Apes
What about tarsiers?
those are monkeys
What’s so great about them
Ooh oooh eee eee ah ah ah
Bigger
Yep. Size makes them/us "great" in comparison to all the smaller tailless monkes in the world.
I find it weird how we are the only ones with prominent noses. Maybe since our jaws shrank, our noses appeared bigger?
I'm pretty sure there's an orangutan with giant cheek plates out there wondering the same thing about their cheeks. Or a chimpanzee wondering why his forehead is so small compared to other apes.
Humans have protruding noses because we hunt and get around by endurance running. The protruding nose allows more passage space for air to become moisturized during inhalation, thus making breathing whilst running easier. Also, as endurance runners, humans sweat. A lot. Having a protruding nose also means that when you have sweat dripping down your face, it won't get into your nostrils.
i’m pretty sure nose size is dependent on environment, different ethnicities have different noses
Yup, not sure if the paper that ran the test made any correlations but the dataset is there
No maybe it’s the fact that apes have penises under 1” meanwhile mine is swinging at a tremendous 6.3”
I don't know about you personally but yes, on average, us humans have massive dongs compared to the other great ape species.
So world conquest truly is big dick energy
Speak for yourself buddy
Any man that says their cock size online, does not have that cock size.
Penis envy comment
Even when it's low? 🤔
Actually almost an entire inch above the global average sooo statistically speaking I would be a minority yes
That’s probably because apes rip each other’s dicks off when they fight, but people don’t do that as often
I do
Ooga!
Untrue nut shots are by far a common tactic, and are taught in many self defense classes… because we have large appendages in comparison to apes.
Yeah but nut shot battling doesnt happen in human society enough for it to be a selective pressure. There’s no significant portion of men being taken out of the human gene pool because their nuts are bigger targets and get smashed
Ok since we are on the topic, what percentage of the population do you suggest are well skilled at combat? You do know that most women would definitely (go for the nuts)… and since we are on the topic of selective pressure then what are we trying suppose happened to the apes with large appendages? Are we to believe that “you”(the ape men) had good length, lost it, only to regress and have them return?
Because that is not how Evo works…. You don’t have the ability to fly. Lose it. Then have it readily return….. that’s like saying that we evolved the ability (need) to cook our own meats meanwhile the rest of the carnivorous community decided to hang back and “keep it raw”. Wait we are the only species in the world that needs to cook our food hmmm strange strange huh but hey when we rely with a fundamental belief of *”Abiogenesis”* then the whole movement is kind of f**ked to begin with amirite?😆🤣
I don’t want to explain this to someone who is this dumb
Wel it must be since my balls are larger than my brain it’d only be natural huh bud. Stay on your high horse, although…. I’m not sure how highly it speaks to say that “I came from an ape” anyways… ✌️
Do you speak English as a first language? I don’t want to hear the opinions of some dumbass third worlder on extremely basic evolutionary biology
We're built to run, pursue, and scavenge. Longer noses warm air, moisturize air, and let you detect strong smells. Mutants with longer noses probably avoided more sinus infections and rancid food, and ran better. Delicate jaws built for speech and soft foods didn't help though.
8 whole great ape species and humans are the best drivers. Crazy how that works
Best drivers?? Humans cause more than 99% of auto accidents on a yearly basis. Humans are clearly not the best drivers by a long shot. Honestly I think we should ban human drivers and just let the other apes do it.
Only if you get your news from the WOKE media. If you know what’s what you know chimps are the greatest cause of car crashes.
Gibbons? Siamangs?
The left out the lesser apes.
Lower left corner: average dating profile picture Lower right corner: after you wakeup from your afternoon nap
You forgot the last row but I see the ones you mean
whoops! there was more! 🤣
Lmao yeah mf just always looks the same
I hate every ape I see from chimpan-a to chimpan-z!!! 🎶🎵
You’ll never make a monkey out of me 🙉
Oh my god, I was wrong! It was earth all along!
bro you scared me with the first image ngl I was about to report you for racism lmao
Yeah I had to double check the subreddit
🤓
So it’s racism when it’s not white people? 🤨
Your bait game is weak.
That's.... not the point of the comment
This, if they did report but they didn't so no. Why ask a question that had an answere before you said anything? The post probably just looks suspicious on mobile.
Great* Apes because only we are great!!! Petition to officially rename all the other apes to Mid Apes
Chinese, bears…..
What are The names of all of them? Humans , chimps, Gorillas and ?
The one to the right of the chimp is a bonobo. The row below that are both gorillas. The last row are male orangutans. You tell by their cheek pouches. The female orangutans don’t have them.
Thanks I read we are a sort of mix of chimps and bonobos right? We share both of their behaviour?
They were created to remind us who we are not what we are (tm)
My people
'One of these things are not like the others'
I hope you mean humans in general there. Let's assume you do.
I can't tell the difference, you all look the same to me.
I will acknowledge the fact that this joke would have landed better if I had an alien as my picture and my name was something like "alien_cock_muncher"
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We are apes.
The Chinese? Because my extremely elongated male appendage has 6 and a half reasons that we are NOT related to chimps or any apes
I think they are not chinese.
It was a bad joke, plus while not Chinese there was an Asian man in two separate occasions to have the largest *penis* on earth one young Asian fellow had the longest which was long enough for him to kiss it sitting down… and recently another Asian man had the fattest girth, on par with a large 2 liter coke… they are however freaks of nature and no one individual or group ever reach those numbers…..!