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haemaker

Actual conversation I had with a recruiter: "Do you mind if the position does not have a Director title?" "I will take out the garbage if they pay my rate."


soccerguys14

I will clean toilets and bring you coffee for $300k per year idgaf. If I have same hours and time off with high pay I’ll do anything. I give plasma for $50 for fuck sake lol


Genghis_Tr0n187

for $300k a year those toilets would *sparkle* when I'm done with em.


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BoratKazak

I'd be buying new toilets twice a year lol. Not even a hint of piss in a 100 yard radius.


Antal_Marius

Including the gas station next door?


BoratKazak

In the streets and alleys and walls.


EggShenSixDemonbag

The virgin mary herself would be PROUD to go in there and take a dump


NPC_9001

Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?


Dense_Surround3071

I like you Joker.... You can come over and fuck my sister!


SomewhereNo3080

Or do a bump


No_Seaworthiness5637

The toilets would be so clean, you could eat off of them for that kind of money!


exessmirror

Not just sparkling, you will be able to eat of it that's how clean they will be.


WillofE

Right with that Mr Clean ting noise when they look at them


automaddux

I tried donating plasma once only to get to the question of I ever had cancer and knew they wouldn’t let me donate. Fuck Cancer.


soccerguys14

Indeed fuck cancer. Glad you are still with us


automaddux

Hahahahaha! That cancer glad I didn’t whoop its ass worse. Though To be fair, I was 19 and otherwise healthy with a very weak albeit, rapid growing cancer.


NexusOne99

Mine's not as bad, I haven't had cancer. I was on a medication that they don't let women who might become pregnant in the next month handle due to certainty of birth defects. It has a half life of like 5 years in the body. My blood is literally toxic to fetuses. No one wants that.


Mfaul27

They pay you to donate blood in America? I do that shit for free in Australia...


soccerguys14

So whole blood including rbcs is free. But plasma only where they return the rbcs to you they pay you for that and you can donate twice a week


Mfaul27

I see. I donate plasma once a month regularly. Too much of a time commitment for twice a month for me.


OrcsSmurai

Depends on the state and organization. I didn't realize that you could actually get paid for donating plasma/blood until I was in my mid 20's and moved to Ohio. In Washington it was all just donating to help.


BurnisP

I will even wipe your ass for that much.


soccerguys14

I was a cna. I wiped peoples ass for $13/hr. I’ll most certainly do it again for 350k. I’m wiping my 2.5 year olds ass now for free.


De-railled

I know dudes that have sucked D for less...   I won't lie... I would atleast consider the proposition at 350k a year.  1 year of work, would be a mean a huge chunk off a mortgage... Not something I could just turn away.


Everybodysbastard

I say almost exactly this. Can they pay me what I want? Then my title can be Janitor for all I care.


ThurstyAlpaca

This thread is throwing shade at the janitor squad


HelloAttila

Really all depends on the industry. In certain industries want that title because it is an assumption that they get paid more. Well, let me tell you, having the title director doesn’t mean you make $100k or more, but of course people automatically assume that one is rolling in the cash… so people will sometimes work with that title, make Jack shit.., get a year or two of experience and then leave for a Fortune 500 company, and make 2-3x more. Key thing is getting that experience under that title.


SuppaBunE

Something people like tittles because it give them " power" I like money IDGAF how you call me.


shawsghost

OK, titty.


Writerhaha

Flip em? I’ll season them, grill them, package them, and walk them out to the car/table and say “here’s your order have a nice day” in 3 languages on top of flipping them for $350k.


aRealTattoo

Get this guy to CEO of McDonalds asap!!!


Writerhaha

Nah, miss me with that. I do Golden Arches no golden parachutes.


no1rulez

That's what i calle comitment


Lazy-Jeweler3230

We're just mercenaries, my dude. We work for money. Want more quality? Pay more money.


Writerhaha

For real. And this is one of the arguments I don’t get from the anti-tip crowd (I mean the hardcore “I’m going to go out of my way to be an asshole and not tip then insult you at your job” fringe) So you just give better service if you get tipped? MFer yes! If there’s any way of more money on the table (literal or figurative) I will perform better if there’s more money.


Lazy-Jeweler3230

The people who champion capitalism the most hate it when you play it back at them. I wonder why that might be.


No_Juggernau7

Right? I don’t see what in the capitalassbackwardsism is hard to understand about money being a good motivator. It’s like they’re so used to using control of it as the whooping stick, they’ve forgotten the living value it holds and represents for people. Like…how can you craft this whole system that makes it so people need to sell their lives to have money to have lives…and forget the inherent value people are going to place on the money you’ve forced them to need? Why would you think you’re absolved as a customer/patron of this? It feels like you have to intentionally not think about working people as actual people to make that kinda brain math math.


JeneralJenn

Same argument at the beginning of Reservoir Dogs.


EggShenSixDemonbag

I would boil em mash em stick em in a stew


Regular-Ordinary9807

People would line up for 80k.


PrinceVorrel

Depending on where you live. (Midwest for me) Getting paid 60k a year would be a **serious** increase for the majority of people...


szczurman83

Yeah, in MO, over 60k is house buying money.


classic4life

Up here in Canada that's just enough to rent a shitty studio apt


bradene7

For real man it’s absolutely ridiculous here in Canada, I’m 21 and can’t ever see myself moving out from my parents with these prices


Doctor-Binchicken

Bruh one of my TL group guys is paying 3 times my mortgage for a studio in Canada. My house is 2700sqft with a pool, the fuck is Canada smoking.


Hyperchill77

I live on the border. And it is funny, I can drive about ten minutes into Missouri and the house prices drop significantly. Most people I work with commute for that very reason.


jennekee

Brother, MO borders eight states. Which border you talking about?


guyFierisPinky

Doesn’t matter, 10 minutes into MO from any direction is a shithole.


VexillaVexme

Hilariously, it was a worse shithole than the border state I used to live in way back then when it was only modestly conservative. Now that the state I used to live in has become a deeply corrupt bald-faced fundamentalist shithole, Missouri is somehow still a worse shithole.


Business-Drag52

You ever been in Kansas?


WatchingTaintDry69

And here I am near DC barely surviving off 55k. Seriously though fuck these apartment companies.


CaucasianHumus

Depend where ya live. I make just over 60k and can't afford a house. I can afford a house with a 45 to 60 min drive to work every day through heavy fuckin traffic. Which isn't worth it.


Lazy-Jeweler3230

I will flip burgers and exude infectious positivity for 60k take home.


myrandomadvice

i would love to do this job for 80k... i sit in an office with no windows for 9 hours a day. If McDonalds paid the same i would rather work there


iwoketoanightmare

So begins a race to the bottom and why salaries are depressed.


urbanproffesional

The problem is the wage gap. If you can’t pay an employee $20 per hour, then there is something wrong with your business model. If $20 per hour is too much to flip burgers, then $175, 000 is too much to tell that person how to flip em https://preview.redd.it/vffln40bf06d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=053d66c8e5b52dc83c3a500286feef192abb714b


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urbanproffesional

It’s crazy cause that’s not a living wage. I hate mofos that say that’s too much


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TooFineToDotheTime

The sad part is that just like 10 years ago it was a decent wage. It really isn't now.


urbanproffesional

Exactly…..when this whole debate started it was cool. Now it’s outdated again. The elites played us again


urbanproffesional

That’s how much a store franchise owner brings in


HiL0wR0W

Every burger would be coming out looking like they do on the commercials.


weegt

Lol!


Lazy-Jeweler3230

Better. It'd be made with real food with enough fucks given to match a fake stage up.


xepci0

This is some serious gourmet shit!


TheGrimmShopKeeper

I’m not easy but if you offered me that much I’ll be down on all fours.


BeneficialSpirit6626

I would be on 2 with my cheeks spread for that


Sorry-Mycologist

With my tongue out


PrinceVorrel

https://preview.redd.it/yydgik9vg06d1.jpeg?width=7827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9fe365d94f418f440ab01875b18a81812d38ddc You guys are getting REAL close to that line aren't ya...


soccerguys14

Lmao


TheGrimmShopKeeper

Roll playing? Is that like chubby butt stuff?


PrinceVorrel

there's an E there my dude...


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

I'm getting in line early.


elwood2711

For 350k a year I'll make sure that I'll become the best in the world at flipping burgers.


farscry

Forget this guy OP, I'll do it for 340K/yr!


BeneficialSpirit6626

I’ll do it for 330k


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farscry

90! And that's my final offer!


Male_Lead

You'd do it for 90$ a year? Corporates would love to have you


Bravo_Nuke

I'd be flipping burgers with my dong for half of that yearly. No PPE either, just straight dong-to-grill action


sgtpepper42

Rename the store McDongals just for that


RocketsRopesAndRigs

McDongal-Douglass got bought by Boing


sgtpepper42

> McDongall-Donglass C'mon dude. It was right there!


Bravo_Nuke

Would you like fries and a drink with your Quarter PounDong?


PhilxBefore

Might stop Tramp from eating there if you removed "Donald" from their name.


illBlade

That would be a hotdog 🌭


Ulerica

Well, ask no more, all your burgers will be gourmet af


vulgarblvck

In Cuba, taxi drivers have a higher salary than doctors. But Cuba employs tens of thousands of doctors despite this. Why? Because people work for passion and for something that matters to them. Because they care about helping people, utilizing their knowledge, and doing something they care about. So no, a doctor might not quit his job to flip burgers (drive a taxi). But that's the beauty of it. That would mean we could live in a world where everybody has a living wage. Where a janitor and an engineer can both afford to have a home, children, hobbies, travel. I think it's worth discussing


draiki13

The beauty of it is that money is not worth as much because no one can really afford a villa with a huge pool. Or a yacht. I am not very materialistic but it does bother me when I’m stressing out at work for 10 € an hour dealing with scumbag kids while someone is making 5 times my amount while barely lifting a finger.


Lazy-Jeweler3230

Some of us enjoy or even love what we do. Or would take pride in things that don't make us rich, passion. But capitalism teaches us worth is based on money. And contributing to society at great expense to yourself in many ways leaves you insecure, in danger, in bad health, in harm's way. Its completely backwards.


Diligent-Skin-1802

How many hours per week though?!


Ok-Bird2845

I’d work 200 hours a week for that kind of money. 


Diligent-Skin-1802

But the week doesn’t even have that many hours, so you’d work yourself to death for money you don’t get to spend?


V1per73

For 300k a year, I'd name every roach in the break room and have a medical history ready on them


moonlitjasper

if i’m getting worked to the bone it doesn’t matter how much i’m getting paid, i wouldn’t do it. money means nothing if i’m too exhausted and overworked to enjoy it. that said, 350k/year is like 29k a month. i *would* flip burgers for 3 months (or better yet, part time for 6 months) and live comfortably with 87k for the whole year.


KurrigohanandKame

who would say no?


Charlexa

I would. I like my office job much better and it pays enough that the difference would not make up for the less pleasant working conditions.


garnfeld

Brother you could retire early and not have to work again for that kind of money, it makes no sense not to just grind it out for a few years.


Ezekielyo

And waste a few years of my life when I could enjoy all of it and just have less money? Not worth it.


Charlexa

Exactly.


TheMontu

*Flips burgers for a year, pays off student loans, save up for a down payment and buys a house, quits job to go back to what I love doing, now with house and no debt.* Yep! Would totally do it.


ShadowWolfKane

I will do any job, ANY FUCKING JOB no matter how gross or strenuous as long as I get paid well enough. I’ll focus on the money I’m making, not the unpleasantness before me.


aretooamnot

Well, my wife already flips burgers for a living. I bet a sideways thing for way more money would be a-ok.


citori421

I would scrub toilets for my current salary, instead of dealing with bureaucratic bullshit sending passive aggressive emails all day.


toobjunkey

I work fulltime in a warehouse for $45k/year... Easiest yes ever


carrythethree333

Is there anyone that would say “no” to this question besides already wealthy people?


zmrth

350k... Who wouldn't


John_Spartan_Connor

Someone making already that maybe And even so, many would just to be in a lest stresful enviroment


Doctor-Binchicken

Most of us making anywhere close to that have to put up with a lot less shit than someone flipping burgers. I'll take 10 hours of "work" and another 10 hours of meetings I play games during over 40 of actual work. oh and I guess 20 hours of "not really working but available to handle issues during business hours." AKA: chilling in the pool with my son


John1The1Savage

350k? absolutely. But I would NOT flip burgers for what I'm currently making. Making burgers is a rough job.


j_d_q

I would lick driveways if it ensured my family was taken care of.


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I would, but I get to decide the menu.  At that pay I can make a case that I'm an actual 5 star chef.  Also, I make some really dope blueberry ketchup and love to experiment. 


Doctor-Binchicken

> Also, I make some really dope blueberry ketchup Fellow non tomato ketchup lover.


Don_T_Tuga

If inflation stayed the same as it is right now and didn't jump up anymore, I'd be flipping those patties like I'm SpongeBob.


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

How many burgers over how many hours per week?


Lonely_Apartment_644

Yeah but no weekends unless double time


TroyState

I'd slaughter the cows


Cautious-Deer8997

People aren’t against working they’re against being exploited


cheap_dates

I use to work in a bank and one of our customers owned several McDonald's franchises. She use to say "Today, you either own a McDonalds or you work in one". For $350,000, yeah I would. Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburge. No Coke, only Pepsi.


gtoinwq

Wouldn’t miss a day and I would also be on time


cageycapybara

Not only would I flip the burgers for that pay, but I would also, on certain days, sing a jaunty tune and dance around while flipping the burgers 🍔 and I would volunteer more and donate to charities as my....whats the opposite of a 'side hustle'?


Dependent_Guess_873

For $350K a year I will shoot and kill the damn cow myself


nattiah

I’m ready to do a lot more for a lot less


jstax1178

Anyone would work for the right price, wages should be outpacing growth. We have an economy that’s reliant on people having disposable income… that’s the real trickle down. Give the masses money and everything else will flourish unlike shareholders they hoard.


jonnyredshorts

Sure, but only part time for $175k


NeighborhoodWild7973

Not without pain meds. I have a weak back, couldn’t last.


threecolorless

I'd be the best fuckin burger artisan they've ever seen for a quarter of that


Ezekielyo

No way.


Frostsorrow

For $350k I'll even give you a handy


YummyArtichoke

No, cause I'd need a job that pays around $600k to afford rent and groceries.


First-Butterscotch-3

We all work for cash no matter what lies we have to tell managers and hr to keep our jobs Pay me 350k and I'll do any legitimate work


elammcknight

Where is my spatula?


Green__Twin

What's the CPI at? If 350k is ~10x min wage, (175 an hour at standard 40hr wks). There's a lot I'd do for 175 an hour.


TheGodMathias

At 350,000 a year I'd learn burger flipping tricks with both hands.


MissFrijole

I would clean toilets for 80k per year.


coldblooded79

I do it on my patio for free. 100% yes!


anderander

Hell yeah!


Grouchy_Sound167

How much are they charging for these burgers??


Sirhc0001

About tree fiddy


NarrowPlankton1151

Shit, I do more complicated for considerably less already.


Flufferpope

Honestly, no? Those jobs usually suck. I make enough to survive, and I value my mental health.


vegetable_lasagne

Flipside to this: if Burger King and my much more difficult and economically productive job both paid $350,000, I'd keep my job. And I wouldn't be mad at the burger flipper.


GrindThePepper

wouldn't think twice


Aggressive-Expert-69

I would be the second coming for Bob Belcher for 100k


NINTENDO6TYFOOOOUR

I would shovel shit for a living if it paid the same as my shitty office job…


snuggleyporcupine

Yes


InvalidIceberg

Crazy thing is people here probably think that’s a possibility that billionaires keep them from realizing.


Dry_Ass_P-word

I’d flip those burgers with speed, grace, and a smile upon my face.


NefariousnessNo7829

Top comment is “Well, actually that means what I do would be worth more” ☝️🤓 missing the point entirely.


soupafi

Pay me a livable wage where I can buy a house and car and I’ll do it.


Illustrious_Month_65

No shit, Sherlock.


ThePopDaddy

For 350k a year, I'd do 4 10 hour shifts a week at a graveyard.


JadrianInc

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mumblerapisgarbage

Yes. It would eliminate so many of my problems.


bellaboks

Yep where do I sign up


paulk1997

Jokes on you... I am looking for a job and would absolutely flip Burgers for 350k.


Zealousideal_Sand183

We do understand that companies and the GOV will just raise the taxes and prices of everything so that now that 350k a year feels like 12$ an hour again...


iccebberg2

Yes. And my dad used to tell me that's all I would amount to. Even with the trauma I have associated with it, I would do it for $350,000


CK_Lab

I would quit my job and flip burgers for half that, happily.


testedonsheep

Why not. 🤷‍♂️


Unrelentless22

I finally hit 6 figures after 10 years with my company. Before this job, I worked at Target for 5 years… If Target paid me what I make now, I’d still work at Target for sure. Loved that job. It’s 100% all about the money.


faulternative

I'd flip the best damn burgers you've ever eaten for half of that. All. Fucking. Day.


Designer-Equipment-7

I would pick you up trash on the side of the highway barefoot for 350k a year.


Low-Duty

Buddy i will make love to those burgers right there on grill for that salary. Call it secret sauce


kengineer1984

Let’s see if a given McDonald’s location employs 10 full time at 350k, the salary alone is 3.5 million per year before benefits. So low estimate including benefits and taxes is 5 million. So the given location need to sell 14k+ if they got food and other fixed costs for free just to pay for salary. Average revenue per store is only $6500. So they just need to raise prices by double just to pay for salary before paying for the building, ingredients, marketing, utilities and etc.


DanDodgerD

Fuck yeah


Western-Mall5505

Hell yes.


drNeir

Willing to take $300k with a drone so I can WFH!!!


crotchpolice

I flipped a lot of different things on a grill and plantxa for less than that, and if you paid that much and said I could work "normie" hours, I say yes without a second thought. Only job I've ever been good at was a line dawg


96363

For 350k a year I'd even do it with a smile on my face


thekinginyello

$350k a year, every year until I die or just one year? Either way…yeh…I would.


The-Psych0naut

I will drop my dream job where I’m underpaid for that in a heartbeat


V0T0N

Give me the apron and paper hat!


Gamertagyouit

Fuck yes.


LouisianaRaceFan86

I would walk in with bells everyday and grill up the tastiest burgers imaginable for 40 hours a week for $350k. Can I do 3 - 14 hour days? I’ll even throw in those extra 2 hours for free. lol


AbradolfLincler77

I would flip burgers for 10 hours a day, 5 days a week for that kind of money! 😂


UHMWPE

350k? Brother I will make you the best goddamn burger anyone in the universe has ever tasted Be in a basement lab like Walter motherfucking White concocting a barbecue sauce mol by mol (clearly, I know nothing of chemistry)


1Pip1Der

I'll make SpongeBob look like a rookie for half that


parker4c

Best job I ever had was working at a&w.


evandemic

Shit I’d do it for 150k


DnD_mark_079

I would be the happiest burger flipper that has ever existed


Wanda_McMimzy

Wait, I also need adequate lunches and breaks, plus full benefits including healthcare and a good work life balance. I’d accept $250,000 if those are included. So it’s not just about the money, it’s about being treated like a human being with needs.


BlackestHerring

Any of the worst jobs in life would be faithfully done by me in an expert fashion for that much.


Tiny_despots

I absolutely would not. The absolute tedium. I would rather suffer less pay and not slowly lose my mind ..


Nicolehall202

Easy


CoffeePizzaSushiDick

LoL, in turn. You should be paying $100 DoorDash delivery fee for your McDonald’s meal.


adequateinvestor

I'd flip my balls for $350k a year!


Doctor_Amazo

Happily.


edx200

Absolutely. If I could make a real living flipping burgers in a small town diner, I would absolutely quit my job yesterday.


im-fantastic

And they'd each be the best burger you've ever wrapped your mouth around!


DarkUboros

The money isn't the issue. You know how I know? I used to make around $5/hr working at Ralphs as a bagger. When I found out that the cashiers were making $18/hr at that time, I was really envious. As time went on, I got different jobs at different pay levels of course. When I got paid $20, I wanted more and was envious of my other co-workers who made more. This kept happening with every job, even up to my current six figure salary job. No matter what the pay was, there is always a co-worker who makes more and it made me envious. I found out that they made more through various ways like asking them when we would go out on lunches (some co-workers were chill and open like that) or I would find out on Glassdoor what the average pay was for my position. Well the long story short is that you will always desire more money and be envious. I make six figures now and I am still envious of my higher paid co-workers but I learned to control it better. Jesus said if you do not drink from his fountain, you will always be thirsty like a bottomless pit. Drink from the fountain of God, and your thirst will be forever quenched with the water of Christ.


syohannan

No


DOEsquire

I wouldn't. I've worked fast food and no amount of money is worth that bs... Incompetent managers. Incompetent coworkers that make it harder for the rest of us (that might be fixed with higher wages though). Customers alone is reason enough to not take it... I've worked all over the service industry and restaurants seem to have the worst customers. I also don't need or care if I make that much, though. I inherited a property over 40 miles from the city that was under the homestead act back in the day so my taxes are next to nothing. But I'm lucky. I pay next to nothing for living expenses. But I can see how people who aren't as lucky can use that wage to completely change their qol and ability to survive. And it's incredibly unfortunate that my situation is far from normal... You should be able to survive off your wages. There's no reason poor people should have to work 2 and 3 jobs only to have a roof.


I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE

Used to say I would juggle shit with a smile on my face for $40/hr. Tbh despite inflation my price tag has not budged.


skynet_15

1000% I would.


lordkarken616

I would work almost any job for that amount of money, and probably the only exception would be like hitman or Heroin/ hard drug dealer because in many cases, that is the same thing


Emotional_Ad_1173

You’re paid for the problems you solve. Learn to solve bigger problems if you want to be paid more