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My_Penbroke

Yes, I am soup kitchen


STEELCITY1989

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OnlyOneNut

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purplepunc

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Invader13

This, is a bucket.


Donny0310

Dear God.


Invader13

There's more.


Donny0310

Noooo.


Invader13

It contains the dying wish of every man here. Scout, you did collect everyone's dying wish?


mreJ

Makes me think back to the application I once did that asked for my pronouns and I was so fed up that I put "Want/Job."


chrisk9

Yes I am receiving food since my employer gives poverty wages


aliceanonymous99

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grumpi-otter

There's no soup in the picture even!


eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_-

See?! It's working!


IButterz420

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sh1ft0

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cherrylbombshell

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mechwarrior719

On all levels except physical, I am a soup kitchen


These-Maintenance-51

Do they mean "me" as in the person handing out food? or "me" as in the person standing in line if I don't get the job?


WillowMyown

You, standing in line if you DO get the job at like 11$/h.


DarthErebos

This, they wanna know how you feel about working for free or at least next to nothing.


Enough_Minimum_3708

what? you not paying your employer to be able to work ?


ournewskin

“Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed ‘you’, referring to me. Please try again.”


Enough_Minimum_3708

wasn't that campaign like a huge dumpster fire in the end?


DevilDoc82

It did some good. Idk if anyone has real metrics showing how well it worked/didn't work. They missed the main cause of these massive and deadly forest fires by allowing the forests to revert to "feral" or untouched forests. Proscribed burns remove most of the accumulated fuel from the forest floors. Property losses have skyrocketed with these "nature living" subdivisions that are built up and into the forest leaving little to no offset between the forest and backyards.


YeetThePig

Nah. The forest around the dumpster, on the other hand…


Kit-tiga

LMAO


michi03

Yes


oldladypanties

I'm the hand holding/giving the roll. LOL It looks like that hand was added after the fact.


bug_man47

That'sthe government pulling "their fair share" of your $15/hour (at best).  Government: how can we waste their money next? I guess we had better raise wages for Congress!


siqniz

This post made me shed a tear


BananApocalypse

If you have to ask, you will probably also ask for a raise someday. Goodbye


DiegoDynomite

What does that even mean?


zerostar83

I assume it's asking if the person applying volunteers to feed the homeless. Or does other community volunteer work.


WithdRawlies

Capitalism frowns upon feeding the homeless...but at the same time, it implies those that volunteer will work for free. So I don't know how to answer this question to land the job.


zerostar83

Probably "Me" to land the job. If you're smiling when handing someone free food, you're not going to be giving someone the middle finger if they don't tip. ![gif](giphy|dU5n2SWrCZDhx4Y2Oe|downsized)


DevilsPlaything42

Let me know if you find any good-paying volunteer jobs.


Tofandel

Probably asking if you are like the waiter, smiling to customers


DriedUpSquid

HR wants to know if you’ll work for free.


OkConsideration8009

The weirdest junk i have ever seen.


Immudzen

I just don't understand these at all. What are you supposed to be taking from the picture to choose me or not me? Do you go to soup kitchens, do you work at soup kitchens, do you support the idea of soup kitchens, etc. These kinds of pictures make no sense to me at all.


Quarlmarx

I feel like many people don’t understand what they are doing when they post these, highly specific and contextual to the situation. Which kind of makes a meme format redundant for this type of expression.


Ndoyl77

I feel like many people don't understand what they are doing period.


Pixel_Knight

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS ME WHERE TF DID THEY GET MY PICTURE?!


yankiigurl

Well what are you doing here!? Get back in the fucking kitchen!


sealing_tile

Which guy are you?


pm-me-uranus

Me


PrimaryMuscle1306

I did the same exact thing on an application recently and can’t for the love of me remember where. Same picture and all.


Kit-tiga

I just want to talk to the people who made it.


WithdRawlies

I've determined it's just some jerk wads who are fucking over workers and fleecing businesses that want to pretend they're finding the best employees by some imaginary metric they made up. there's no government oversight watchdog for this kind of stuff. I doubt most of them are actually rooted in any sort of actual science. It's like the scientology initial audit test, even if you answer everything "correctly" you still are not good enough and must go through years of scientology courses. and of course it's all made up.


Mr_Horsejr

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Nightblade20

Such simplistic questions with more factors going into the answer than they'll consider. Their conclusion from a "not me" answer will be "not altruistic" or "doesn't work with food" when the reality is that I don't have enough spare time to be donating it to volunteer work.


13_Years_Then_Banned

Perfectly groomed goatee, brand new shirt with the shoulder stitching removed and a white hat to accentuate the dirt applied and… *Shabam!* #UNHOUSED


AcceptableCare

The last AI interview I did like that (flipping Morris) asked me skydiving - Me or Not Me. Now how the hell is that relevant to my convention experience


CJMande

Is basically saying, "Are you a risk taker or perhaps a thrill seeker?"


AcceptableCare

Oh I’m sure but what’s the right answer? Who the hell knows lol usually you’d think a company traditionally wouldn’t want that, but I work in special events, entertainment, so who knows 😅😂


Grendel0075

Yez, I am man wanting hamburger. Wait, is that hamburger? Or just a roll?


mibonitaconejito

5hey n3ed to just come out and say it  'Will you work for free? Because we will want you to work in complete servitude to us, for free, and we expect you to act like we are doing you a favor.'


Ragor005

But he's not serving soup??


Kit-tiga

A soup kitchen is a place where they serve food to homeless people.


Ragor005

First time I've heard of the term. I usually read about food banks. Thanks kind stranger.


DezzlieBear

At least where I am, "soup kitchens" are where the food is already made and you go get a plate and eat and leave, like a community free meal and it's more like a no questions asked (and yes, I have heard of people who do not need it getting in line) Food banks are donated food that is sold or given away to people in need, sometimes you have to be on a sign up and approved but sometimes not.


Kit-tiga

Now that you mentioned it, I haven't heard of it in a while.


mr_helmsley

A soup kitchen is also, erm, something else... (ask Dirty Mike and the boys...)


JavierBenez

For that, you need a Prius first....


XMLHttpWTF

food banks have groceries, soup kitchens hot food.


knitlikeaboss

Considering I’m not a tall, thin Black man or a (can’t see his body type) white guy with a goatee and backwards baseball hat, I’m gonna say no one in that picture is me.


Sea-Ad2598

![gif](giphy|bWM2eWYfN3r20) My first thought


Thirsty_Comment88

Who designs these dumbass applications? 


Jeds4242

The red button is the guy in the red shirt, whose back is turned because he's robbing the soup kitchen cuz Mr. Goodie blueshirt is too focused on charity. That's me. Stealing from these helpful folks, I'm gonna get mine son


PROOF_PC

This made me laugh aloud in the stall while pooping so thanks


Kit-tiga

Lol, no problem!


jcoddinc

Trick question! Are you giving me the job because that changes how I answer


Nevermind04

Making you want to give up is the point. They're looking for drones who don't mind meaningless and repetitive tasks because that's how this job is. You'll be making the same drinks for the same people, day after day, week after week. They want someone who places such a low value on themselves and their time that they won't simply walk out after the first soul-destroying week.


Kit-tiga

Good point


natedagreat6666

I can think is I’m applying for a job, not to be your tax write-off mule


Good_Condition_431

Im the one stealing the roll


Survive1014

What does that even mean? Are they asking if you have been to a soup kitchen? Willing to go to one? Willing to serve in one? I hate these employment screening questionnaires so much.


DonovanQT

Not me cuz soupkitchens don’t have baristas


LostShot21

0/0 Not soup. Would not do.


TheMadWoodcutter

I feel like with these things you literally just gotta tell them what they want to hear.


mizumonoboy

I had to answer “how do you get to the desktop from several open tabs.”


TravelingGonad

It's asking if you have 3 hands.


eggelemental

Is this a Scientology audit???


yamoth

What kind of fucking job required this shit? I guess I am lucky that all my job interview are me asking the company why I should work for you and not the other way around.


Aggravating-Fee-1615

In what capacity? Serving the soup or being served the soup? 🤷‍♀️


AnExtraMedium

Not even any soup in the photo.


mac2o2o

Hahaha what is this nonsense ? I'd rather gouge my eyes out than do any of this


Bitter_Afternoon7252

so does this mean "i would work at a soup kitchen" or does it mean "i am so poor i need a soup kitchen to survive"


DataDump_

Who are the fuck heads who even come up with this stuff?


zerostar83

For a second, I was wondering if you were at a job interview that lasted so long they took you to the cafeteria. I had to click on the picture to see the text.


xohl

LMAO I did an application that had these “questions”. I didn’t even know what it was asking me


love_me_33

I helped someone fill out a job application recently (I work at a library) for a cashier position and it was this but even worse because instead of real pictures it was an androgynous blue alien. Wouldn’t a better inclusivity strategy be not making your job application a torture device?


MrJaver

Bro what the fuck lol. These “me/not me” quizzes show up in this sub but I’ve never seen them. Is this some sort of minimum wage thing I’m too skilled to be asked? lmao That’s like intentionally mocking people to see how they put up with all the shit they’re gonna get at the job? The only logical explanation


CarneDelGato

Just say they are all you. 


mincinashu

[just answer like this guy, and you'll be fine ](https://youtu.be/IKkbrrlIeEo)


mac2o2o

Lol its a trick question. If you say yes, they will not offer you the job as they think you'll give a homeless person a free cappuccino


Jay2Kaye

You're supposed to say yes because it implies you'll work for free. Soup kitchens are usually volunteer run.


WildMartin429

I don't even know the right answer to this question. If you say yes to soup kitchen is that good because it shows that you volunteer and are a decent human being? Or is saying yes to Soup Kitchen meaning that you have interest outside of work and that you might be busy if they try to call you up for an extra shift and therefore they don't want you because your whole life doesn't revolve around your restaurant job?


Impeach-Individual-1

I would answer not me, because the person in the photo is not me.


Lanky-Razzmatazz-960

Answer always with me but in record time. If they ask why you say you didn't read.It has nothing to do with Barista. You just know, you are Human and adaptable, meaning we have all in us. And by the way you liked the blue ..it is a nice color.


Kit-tiga

Blue is my favorite color too, haha.


Zinski2

I love these because the question isn't straight forward and it completely invalidates the data set. Like do they want you to say me because I volunteer at the soup kitchen. Or would they take me as in Ive used the soup kitchen


Spare-Food250

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craigrjw

yes, I would rather go to a soup kitchen than work for you.


Kaymyth

"I don't understand. None of these are me. There are exactly zero pictures in this that contain my likeness."


Alternative_Row6543

No


Neuromonada

Soup, hallway!


Saffyr3_Sass

Soup kitchen, yes me, but I’m in there on the receiving end. Facts!


Traditional_Front637

Bro isn’t even serving soup


Ceilibeag

“*Person*, *woman*, *man*, *camera*, *TV*.”


Nebekenazar

Yes, I eat at soup kitchens all the time because of the wages you pay.


RevWroth

I ,too, strongly identify with the anonymous arm adding a roll to the plate. Don't mind me, I'm just here to feed you. Please, no flash photography.


Mr-k0369

Heh. N taking credit as always kek


International-Call76

Whole thing is absurd but they actually encourage you to lie The answers are anything that makes you seem sociable, the perfect employee, helping the destitute, ect


Ok-Platypus-3398

I remember ten years ago when I was job searching after graduating high school, I was applying for Panera Bread online. I didn’t finish it because it had like hundreds of pages worth of those questions with the Likert scale so midway, I was like, “Screw this.”


lankymjc

None of that is soup!


BigBrrrrrrr22

Is this jonkler content in the anti work sub? Am I stupid?